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Posted: 3/7/2014 10:00:02 PM EDT

whaddya think?

vs

Posted: 3/7/2014 10:00:37 PM EDT

[#1]

overgrown iguana vs elder god...

not a contest

Posted: 3/7/2014 10:04:07 PM EDT

[#2]

Cthulhu FTW, no contest.

Posted: 3/7/2014 10:04:22 PM EDT

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this

Posted: 3/7/2014 10:04:59 PM EDT

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cthulu's not real, yo. made up by that lovecraft guy.

i have seen the gojira documentary. that shit was real.

Posted: 3/7/2014 10:05:56 PM EDT

[#5]

Maybe you can do Captain America vs a 13er next, for a more fair contest.

Posted: 3/7/2014 10:11:54 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/7/2014 10:12:48 PM EDT

[#7]

Not even a contest. At all. In the slightest.

We, the viewer, are the winner.

Posted: 3/7/2014 10:15:18 PM EDT

[#8]

Godzilla will serve Cthulhu or perish.. or both

Posted: 3/7/2014 10:25:04 PM EDT

[#9]

Poll has no option for pie. OP condemned to Gohiro /Cthulu grudge fuck.

Posted: 3/7/2014 10:26:24 PM EDT

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This would be an awesome picture, if not for the pointless submarine that looks like it was added in by an elementary school kid.

Posted: 3/7/2014 10:29:03 PM EDT

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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Posted: 3/7/2014 10:35:38 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/7/2014 10:41:00 PM EDT

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Now that is awesome.

Humorously relevant to Arfcom

Posted: 3/7/2014 10:43:17 PM EDT

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This would be an awesome picture, if not for the pointless submarine that looks like it was added in by an elementary school kid.

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This would be an awesome picture, if not for the pointless submarine that looks like it was added in by an elementary school kid.

My interpretation of this scene is that a submarine stumbled upon Mr. Goodlookin' and opened fire.

Posted: 3/8/2014 12:00:18 AM EDT

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My interpretation of this scene is that a submarine stumbled upon Mr. Goodlookin' and opened fire.

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This would be an awesome picture, if not for the pointless submarine that looks like it was added in by an elementary school kid.

My interpretation of this scene is that a submarine stumbled upon Mr. Goodlookin' and opened fire.

I understand that... It's goofy, and It's poorly done. IMHO The picture would be much better without it.
So endeth my art critique...

Posted: 3/8/2014 12:41:26 AM EDT

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You sir, are awarded 13 internets for having that pic on hand.

Posted: 3/8/2014 12:43:10 AM EDT

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Cthulhu FTW, no contest.

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This...

Also hoping that with Cthulu, there will be some hot nympho Cthulu cult members around looking to get banged.

Posted: 3/8/2014 12:49:02 AM EDT

[#18]

Godzilla would go mad, then perish.

Posted: 3/8/2014 1:18:28 AM EDT

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Godzilla, no contest. If I recall Cthulhu got hit by a boat and pusses out. Now imagine Japan's lean green beating machine wailing on him and that sissy will be swimming back to R'lyeh.

Posted: 3/8/2014 1:22:45 AM EDT

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Cthulhu wouldn't even bother to show up. He'd have Dagon do it.

Posted: 3/8/2014 1:25:11 AM EDT

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i used the term 'lizard', but otherwise this was word for word my mental response to reading the thread title.

not an exaggeration--word for word.

Posted: 3/8/2014 1:47:35 AM EDT

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Not even worth calling Dagon. Five Shoggoths could take Gojira.

Posted: 3/8/2014 3:12:37 AM EDT

[#23]

In the story, Cthulhu got rammed by a fucking steamship and burst into a cloud of gas.

Posted: 3/8/2014 3:27:08 AM EDT

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Posted: 3/8/2014 3:37:57 AM EDT

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Honestly, I'd just be worried that the sounds of their battle might awaken Azathoth.

Posted: 3/8/2014 3:57:36 AM EDT

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Posted: 3/8/2014 4:25:21 AM EDT

[#27]

OP has forgotten Shub-Niggurath

Posted: 3/8/2014 4:26:53 AM EDT

[#28]

Robocop could whip them both.

Posted: 3/8/2014 4:31:41 AM EDT

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Posted: 3/8/2014 4:38:20 AM EDT

[#30]

I'd go with Gojira. He also has Raidon, Mathra, King Kong, the turtle lookin dude, the 3 headed dragon. Who has Cthulu taken on?

Posted: 3/8/2014 4:40:56 AM EDT

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Isn't that a hot sauce?

Posted: 3/8/2014 4:49:58 AM EDT

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I'd go with Gojira. He also has Raidon, Mathra, King Kong, the turtle lookin dude, the 3 headed dragon. Who has Cthulu taken on?

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Chthulu has taken on existence itself and made it his bitch.

Posted: 3/8/2014 4:54:00 AM EDT

[#33]

Nature has shown time after time ......

Posted: 3/8/2014 4:56:51 AM EDT

[#34]

Elder God

Posted: 3/8/2014 5:06:51 AM EDT

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I just realized:

Coo-Coo Cthulu inspires madness. That makes sense of Feinstein, McCarthism, Boxer and Kali as a whole: They're all controlled by Cthulu

Posted: 3/8/2014 5:20:40 AM EDT

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That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Posted: 3/8/2014 5:36:48 AM EDT

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Godzilla, no contest. If I recall Cthulhu got hit by a boat and pusses out. Now imagine Japan's lean green beating machine wailing on him and that sissy will be swimming back to R'lyeh.

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This is the argument I think of when all the Cthulhu dick riders are all " he's a God, he would bitch slap that iguana"

Cthulhu was originally forced back to the Fallen City because a sailor steered a steamboat into him

Godzilla takes on entire fighter squadrons, tanks, missiles, infantry, and other misc monsters.

Posted: 3/8/2014 5:44:23 AM EDT

[#38]

The Old One is thine end. On one and nothing is higher. He consumes reality.

Posted: 3/8/2014 5:49:09 AM EDT

[#39]

That one pic of Cthulhu looks like Zoidberg

Posted: 3/8/2014 5:51:12 AM EDT

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Johansen turns the Alert and rams the creature's head, which bursts with "a slushy nastiness as of a cloven sunfish"- only to immediately begin reforming." The Alert escapes, with Johansen's fellow crewmate having gone insane and dying soon afterwards.

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Posted: 3/8/2014 6:05:45 AM EDT

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This is it. Lizard vs Elder God. Cthulu is much more than the physical form you see. He'd own Godzilla. Probably literally. Then we'd see Godzthulu destroying Tokyo and driving everyone mad....