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Posted: 8/12/2014 6:23:34 PM EDT
What the fuck?  Real life issues turned into circus acts for publicity. I want my country back.

http://m.reviewjournal.com/entertainment/reel/dog-bounty-hunter-vows-track-down-war-machine
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:24:39 PM EDT
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I predict dog gets his ass beat.     The guy does not have much to lose right now as long as he does not kill someone.
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:26:36 PM EDT
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Gunfight ensues.
Both fail.
America wins
???
Profit
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:27:17 PM EDT
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out of

People in this country have got to be some of the most retarded sheep ever if they consider this newsworthy.
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:28:15 PM EDT
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This reminds me of Idiocracy for some reason.  Dog vs War Machine.  What a couple of tools.
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:28:47 PM EDT
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Hey, the Dog has a fire extinguisher of mace and a paintball gun.

Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:29:30 PM EDT
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Hope it works. Dog finds War Machine. War Machine beats Dog's ass. War Machine arrested.


We all win.
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:29:41 PM EDT
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All that is lacking to turn this into a pro wrestling stunt is the loud public trash talking on TV.
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:30:31 PM EDT
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Dog's got sonny the islands most feared street fighter with unparalleled street cred
Hani hokie alei alkum
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:32:30 PM EDT
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Don't know, don't care.. fuck all involved.
Not clicking.
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:32:47 PM EDT
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Except dog can only carry pepper guns.
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:33:29 PM EDT
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Most elaborate WWE plot line, ever.  Even better than Stonecold's wife beating episode.
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:33:48 PM EDT
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good luck
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:35:01 PM EDT
[#13]
Shit sounds like a movie by M. Bay
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:35:16 PM EDT
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What the fuck?  Real life issues turned into circus acts for publicity. I want my country back.

http://m.reviewjournal.com/entertainment/reel/dog-bounty-hunter-vows-track-down-war-machine
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Celebrity Deathmatch.

Soon we will be able to watch public executions performed by the bestiarii and their rape giraffes.  I can't wait.
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:36:50 PM EDT
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Neither of them can legally possess a firearm.
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:37:25 PM EDT
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lol

This is what I thought when I saw the porn star beating thread.
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:38:53 PM EDT
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I cant help myself, I like Dogs show.  Im a sucker for trash TV
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:39:02 PM EDT
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Dogs of War Machine
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:39:03 PM EDT
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Are you not entertained!
 
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:39:29 PM EDT
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Fuck.  Looks like this was already covered in the big thread. We can lock it down or use this thread to mock Dog the retard.
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:39:31 PM EDT
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Jesus just turn yourself in, kid.
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:39:39 PM EDT
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Neither of them can legally possess a firearm.


dog pepper sprays war machine and gets windmilled to death in a blind rage
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:40:12 PM EDT
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Dog is retarded
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:43:23 PM EDT
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What is a war machine?
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:48:18 PM EDT
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Was thinking Retard was going to go after Lockheed, then I seem it is just some other retard.  Either way, retards.  




Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:51:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:51:26 PM EDT
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Dog's just doing what dog does.  Good luck, brah.
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:53:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:53:39 PM EDT
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It's like the Wonder Tard Twins.





"Wonder Tard power activate!"

"Form of, douche."  

"Shape of, bag."

 
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:54:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:56:00 PM EDT
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This could be spectacular, when total fucking idiots collide!!!
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:56:09 PM EDT
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Id pay to watch that



 
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:56:46 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/12/2014 6:57:05 PM EDT
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Dog is a moran who chases meth heads with other morans with paintball guns, I REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLLY hope he catches up with ol' roid rage pornbeater.  Omg the video will be priceless.  
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 7:09:53 PM EDT
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I actually know a guy who was caught by Dog on his tv show. 100% BS is what show is.



I would love for Dog to force his way into my house in a case of mistaken identity. I would double tap Dog, tie up his faggot son Leland while I make him watch me titty fuck Beth to death.
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 7:13:05 PM EDT
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I only know what dog the bounty hunter is from the latest and last season of beavis and butthead. No idea what a war machine is.

I don't know how much emphasis I can put on this online, but fuck reality TV right in the pussy, ass, mouth, ear, and any other orifice, man made or otherwise.
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 7:14:32 PM EDT
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I can't take him seriously at all. He's a felon.
On his shows he is constantly on drugs and an idiot.
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Profit

Neither of them can legally possess a firearm.




The guy on the run is an ex-con cage fighter who beat his girlfriend half to death. Just a guess, but he might fudge the rules a bit and still carry.





 
 
 
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 7:21:53 PM EDT
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Dog is a loser ex con that can't carry a gun.  It's just a matter of time before he tries to apprehend a real criminal and gets his ass beat or worse.  In fact the whole family is a bunch of trailer park trash.  What a joke.

Link Posted: 8/12/2014 7:23:53 PM EDT
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I actually know a guy who was caught by Dog on his tv show. 100% BS is what show is.

I would love for Dog to force his way into my house in a case of mistaken identity. I would double tap Dog, tie up his faggot son Leland while I make him watch me titty fuck Beth to death.
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Don't be tease. Backstory?
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 7:25:25 PM EDT
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I have no respect for dog or his trailer trash family.  They are all anti 2A.

I hope dog and his son with the little man syndrome ends up in a wheel chair.  They are nothing but bullies.
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 7:25:31 PM EDT
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I would love for Dog to force his way into my house in a case of mistaken identity. I would double tap Dog, tie up his faggot son Leland while I make him watch me titty fuck Beth to death.




cluckold much bra
 
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 7:26:41 PM EDT
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His wife lost weight and he found it.
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 7:40:59 PM EDT
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I did a search for "war machine" he is a bad motherfucker. Check out those cauliflower ears... He would chew dog and leland up and spit them out with little effort. Unfortunately it doesnt work like that though, there will be no cage match to solidify his willingness or unwillingness to be apprehended. Dog will arrest him and he will go to jail. Gauranfuckingtee
 
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 7:42:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/12/2014 8:03:59 PM EDT
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It is said that people in this country have got to be some of the most retarded sheep.
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 8:15:21 PM EDT
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better bring his fat wife
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 8:29:13 PM EDT
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Dogs of War Machine
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Dogs of War Machine


We see what you did there.

Link Posted: 8/12/2014 8:43:21 PM EDT
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When idiots collide?


Mutual, total destruction would be OK.
Link Posted: 8/12/2014 8:53:43 PM EDT
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Id pay to watch that
 
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We all win.
Id pay to watch that
 

Somehow we need to work juggalos into it... Film in HD and then collect profit.
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