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Posted: 9/13/2014 11:36:05 PM EST

On comedy central right now
Iron man just gave zoolander the "Never go full retard" speech.
I forgot how fucking funny this movie is

Posted: 9/13/2014 11:36:44 PM EST

[#1]

Take a step back, and literally fuck your own face.

Posted: 9/13/2014 11:39:26 PM EST

[#2]

"What do YOU mean you people"

Posted: 9/13/2014 11:39:32 PM EST

[#3]

"put some tiger balm on this jungles nuts"

Posted: 9/13/2014 11:40:17 PM EST

[#4]

You want the sugar?

Posted: 9/13/2014 11:46:26 PM EST

[#5]

"Mama, I'll see you again tonight in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain."

I had never seen a couple of my friends laugh as hard as they did to the Simple Jack parts. It was our group of friends in the theater and maybe two other couples, we were the only group that couldn't stop laughing at Simple Jack.

Posted: 9/13/2014 11:46:56 PM EST

[#6]

Posted: 9/13/2014 11:47:59 PM EST

[#7]

Great movie. Never go full retard.

Posted: 9/13/2014 11:48:07 PM EST

[#8]

Your Australian....BE AUSTALIAN....Excuse me Kangaroo Jack.

Posted: 9/13/2014 11:48:55 PM EST

[#9]

Posted: 9/13/2014 11:49:40 PM EST

[#10]

Posted: 9/13/2014 11:50:51 PM EST

[#11]

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"Mama, I'll see you again tonight in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain."

I had never seen a couple of my friends laugh as hard as they did to the Simple Jack parts. It was our group of friends in the theater and maybe two other couples, we were the only group that couldn't stop laughing at Simple Jack.

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"Da da da da don't hurt meeee" fucking hilarious but Stiller caught a lot of shit from some mentally handicap organization if I recall.

Posted: 9/13/2014 11:53:25 PM EST

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"Da da da da don't hurt meeee" fucking hilarious but Stiller caught a lot of shit from some mentally handicap organization if I recall.

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"Mama, I'll see you again tonight in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain."

I had never seen a couple of my friends laugh as hard as they did to the Simple Jack parts. It was our group of friends in the theater and maybe two other couples, we were the only group that couldn't stop laughing at Simple Jack.

"Da da da da don't hurt meeee" fucking hilarious but Stiller caught a lot of shit from some mentally handicap organization if I recall.

Details?

Posted: 9/14/2014 12:05:33 AM EST

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"Mama, I'll see you again tonight in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain."

I had never seen a couple of my friends laugh as hard as they did to the Simple Jack parts. It was our group of friends in the theater and maybe two other couples, we were the only group that couldn't stop laughing at Simple Jack.

"Da da da da don't hurt meeee" fucking hilarious but Stiller caught a lot of shit from some mentally handicap organization if I recall.

Details?

http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/ben-stiller-flick-causes-controversy

Posted: 9/14/2014 12:09:06 AM EST

[#14]

just noticed Lincoln using a TA01 as a spotting scope when they walk up on the bad guy's drug plant

Posted: 9/14/2014 12:11:31 AM EST

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"Mama, I'll see you again tonight in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain."

I had never seen a couple of my friends laugh as hard as they did to the Simple Jack parts. It was our group of friends in the theater and maybe two other couples, we were the only group that couldn't stop laughing at Simple Jack.

"Da da da da don't hurt meeee" fucking hilarious but Stiller caught a lot of shit from some mentally handicap organization if I recall.

Details?

http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/ben-stiller-flick-causes-controversy

Never go full retard

Posted: 9/14/2014 12:25:09 AM EST

[#16]

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Never go full retard

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"Mama, I'll see you again tonight in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain."

I had never seen a couple of my friends laugh as hard as they did to the Simple Jack parts. It was our group of friends in the theater and maybe two other couples, we were the only group that couldn't stop laughing at Simple Jack.

"Da da da da don't hurt meeee" fucking hilarious but Stiller caught a lot of shit from some mentally handicap organization if I recall.

Details?

http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/ben-stiller-flick-causes-controversy

Never go full retard

et ire non morari ( just classen it up a bit, as close as Google translate will allow)

Posted: 9/14/2014 12:37:22 AM EST

[#17]

How bout I send you a hobo's dick cheese?

Posted: 9/14/2014 12:38:47 AM EST

[#18]

Listen to the commentary. It is better than movie.

Posted: 9/14/2014 12:39:16 AM EST

[#19]

5 time academy award winner Kirk Lazarus....

Posted: 9/14/2014 12:41:00 AM EST

[#20]

"Welcome to the goodie room!"

Posted: 9/14/2014 12:44:35 AM EST

[#21]

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Never go full retardspecial

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"Mama, I'll see you again tonight in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain."

I had never seen a couple of my friends laugh as hard as they did to the Simple Jack parts. It was our group of friends in the theater and maybe two other couples, we were the only group that couldn't stop laughing at Simple Jack.

"Da da da da don't hurt meeee" fucking hilarious but Stiller caught a lot of shit from some mentally handicap organization if I recall.

Details?

http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/ben-stiller-flick-causes-controversy

Never go full retardspecial

fixt 4 u

Posted: 9/14/2014 12:48:22 AM EST

[#22]

"Flaming Dragon!"

Posted: 9/14/2014 12:51:16 AM EST

[#23]

LOL

Posted: 9/14/2014 1:02:59 AM EST

[#24]

Simple Jack sucks ass.....

Posted: 9/14/2014 1:05:46 AM EST

[#25]

Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed...

Oh, and ETA: I don't read the script. The script reads me.

Posted: 9/14/2014 1:07:09 AM EST

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Posted: 9/14/2014 1:12:52 AM EST

[#27]

This is insane. Are you really going to abandon this movie? We're supposed to be a unit!

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Suck my unit.

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Posted: 9/14/2014 1:18:12 AM EST

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I think that was actually the joke.

He preaches about never going full-retard... but he went full-retard and doesn't even realize it.

Posted: 9/14/2014 1:22:12 AM EST

[#29]

It's "viet cong." There's no "s," it's already plural. You wouldn't say "Chineses..."

Posted: 9/14/2014 1:23:11 AM EST

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I think that was actually the joke.

He preaches about never going full-retard... but he went full-retard and doesn't even realize it.

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I think that was actually the joke.

He preaches about never going full-retard... but he went full-retard and doesn't even realize it.

ya, especially when they are talking about "what dude he is"

Posted: 9/14/2014 1:27:02 AM EST

[#31]

Stop tail gatin me, ya pasty teabag! I'm goin' potty. Wanna hold my dick?

Posted: 9/14/2014 1:30:27 AM EST

[#32]

I really wished they did the movie, Simple Jack. It would've been funny. "I ain't got a g-g-g-g-good brain"

Posted: 9/14/2014 1:33:12 AM EST

[#33]

I've seen that movie. I liked it.

Posted: 9/14/2014 1:38:41 AM EST

[#34]

Cody:
Oh, my God! Holy shit!

Four Leaf Tayback: Good job, turd. You killed the
director.

Cody: No,
that's impossible,
man.

Four Leaf Tayback: Come
on, let's bag and tag the bastard
and
get back to the hotel. You're in a world of hurt, dumbo!

Cody: "We're"
in a world of
hurt!

Four Leaf Tayback: You're in trouble.

Cody: This
isn't just on me!
We're in a...we're together on this.

Cody: Just
wait, just wait! Listen! Listen,
okay?

Four Leaf Tayback: I don't wanna hear it.

Cody: Let
me just be real with
you, all right? I
almost blinded Jamie Lee Curtis

on Freaky Friday, okay? This shit will fucking ruin me!