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Posted: 10/12/2014 10:59:31 AM EDT
OK, I have a Homer bucket.  So far I have put: tinfoil, WD40, imitation crab, rubber gloves and baby oil.

What else do I need to put in it to build my own Ebola outbreak kit?


Think these will sell at a gun show?
Link Posted: 10/12/2014 11:28:58 AM EDT
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Condoms and mayonnaise.
Link Posted: 10/12/2014 11:29:36 AM EDT
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Milk in bags?
Link Posted: 10/12/2014 11:30:30 AM EDT
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OK, I have a Homer bucket.  So far I have put: tinfoil, WD40, imitation crab, rubber gloves and baby oil.

What else do I need to put in it to build my own Ebola outbreak kit?


Think these will sell at a gun show?
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Is it REAL imitation crab, or fake imitation crab???
Link Posted: 10/12/2014 11:30:55 AM EDT
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Glock 19?
Link Posted: 10/12/2014 11:32:10 AM EDT
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Gasoline, to get you as far away as possible.
Link Posted: 10/12/2014 11:34:38 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/12/2014 11:35:39 AM EDT
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Plus a blow up sheep.
Link Posted: 10/12/2014 11:35:46 AM EDT
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Pool chlorine tablets, water, masks, gloves, level C hazmat suit, tape, eye protection, shoe covers, plastic wrap, infrared temperature gauge, and that's all I got other than regular SHTF stuff
Link Posted: 10/12/2014 11:36:38 AM EDT
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You're going to get cash infected with ebola from beef jerky drool.
Link Posted: 10/12/2014 11:42:01 AM EDT
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Plus a blow up sheep.
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Condoms and mayonnaise.






Plus a blow up sheep.




 



Thats where the mayonnaise goes.






Link Posted: 10/12/2014 11:46:26 AM EDT
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I'm using UV-C surface disinfection. Things evolve immunity to chlorine but can't adapt to UV.
Link Posted: 10/12/2014 11:48:13 AM EDT
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I'm doin' nuffin...probably get shot.
Link Posted: 10/12/2014 11:48:45 AM EDT
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OK, I have a Homer bucket.  So far I have put: tinfoil, WD40, imitation crab, rubber gloves and baby oil.

What else do I need to put in it to build my own Ebola outbreak kit?


Think these will sell at a gun show?



Is it REAL imitation crab, or fake imitation crab???



I think it is fake imitation crab as crap is spelling Krab
Link Posted: 10/12/2014 11:50:22 AM EDT
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OK, I have a Homer bucket.  So far I have put: tinfoil, WD40, imitation crab, rubber gloves and baby oil.





What else do I need to put in it to build my own Ebola outbreak kit?
Think these will sell at a gun show?


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You have to include a box of .22LR to seal the deal.



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Dont forget the cigarettes.

or

Nicotine patches





 
Link Posted: 10/12/2014 12:13:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/12/2014 12:38:26 PM EDT
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Alcohol kills virus and germs. It is the best possible thing to put inside your body when you get sick because it will kill the infection inside you. Stash away a couple bottles of cheap vodka at the minimum.
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I wonder if a meth or any drug addict would survive?



 
Link Posted: 10/12/2014 11:00:43 PM EDT
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We need more Mobile incinerators.



 
Link Posted: 10/12/2014 11:15:23 PM EDT
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So, essentially the only survivors will be the Colorado grow ops guys?
Link Posted: 10/12/2014 11:24:49 PM EDT
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All you need is a flamethrower.
Link Posted: 10/12/2014 11:28:42 PM EDT
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Got this covered with my whisky wall.  
Link Posted: 10/12/2014 11:33:07 PM EDT
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Vodka, you say?



How about pure grain alcohol and rainwater?  Or is that too American for you, you Commie bastard?

Link Posted: 10/12/2014 11:34:48 PM EDT
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I wonder if a meth or any drug addict would survive?
 

Meth raises body temperature.
Link Posted: 10/12/2014 11:40:31 PM EDT
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Meth raises body temperature.
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I wonder if a meth or any drug addict would survive?
 

Meth raises body temperature.


That's what makes ebola so hard to fight.  It handles high body temperatures well.
It had to adapt to the body temperatures of bats.   Birds and bats get pretty damn warm while flying.
Link Posted: 10/12/2014 11:43:44 PM EDT
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Paper plates
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I wonder if a meth or any drug addict would survive?
 

Meth raises body temperature.


Thanks for that detail Mr. White.  
Link Posted: 10/13/2014 9:50:57 AM EDT
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Alcohol kills virus and germs. It is the best possible thing to put inside your body when you get sick because it will kill the infection inside you. Stash away a couple bottles of cheap vodka at the minimum.
I wonder if a meth or any drug addict would survive?

 


Meth raises body temperature.
Well. I dont know shit about illegal drugs.



Only the shit that the doctor wants me to throw in my body for diabetes. Some I refuse to use because of side effects or interaction with other drugs. Then the prescription is changed or deleted.

Some doctors want me to take name brand drugs that the insurance wont pay for. Hurts the doctors profits on drug companies kickbacks when I have to go generic.



 
Link Posted: 10/13/2014 5:43:15 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/13/2014 6:43:07 PM EDT
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They need better suits for entering the planes. They should try these deep diving suits.
Also the wearer could be dipped in bleach before exiting the suit.

This one for at the hospital. It can be suspended over the patient using a crane.





Link Posted: 10/13/2014 6:49:33 PM EDT
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duct tape and plastic bags
Link Posted: 10/13/2014 6:50:41 PM EDT
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This is my outbreak kit.
Link Posted: 10/13/2014 6:51:58 PM EDT
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USB power fleshlight
Link Posted: 10/13/2014 6:52:26 PM EDT
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Poptarts, spam, a half brick of .22lr, astroglide and a bottle of Tylenol.

Link Posted: 10/13/2014 6:53:11 PM EDT
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No HotPockets???

FAIL!


Link Posted: 10/13/2014 6:56:46 PM EDT
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I learned from the Walking Dead that the best way to sneak past the infected is to look like you are infected.   So a makeup kit would come in handy.  

http://www.wikihow.com/Apply-Zombie-Makeup

Link Posted: 10/13/2014 6:57:47 PM EDT
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Wait- what about the model trains? You can't have imitation crab meat without the model trains- it's just not right.
Link Posted: 10/13/2014 7:10:31 PM EDT
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Condoms and mayonnaise.






Plus a blow up sheep.
But then you need a garter-belt and fish-net stockings.



 
Link Posted: 10/13/2014 7:10:42 PM EDT
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Cheetos
Link Posted: 10/13/2014 7:39:57 PM EDT
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and no spotted dick  FAIL
Link Posted: 10/13/2014 7:41:27 PM EDT
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Crisco
Link Posted: 10/13/2014 7:41:36 PM EDT
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