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Posted: 11/12/2014 9:29:38 AM EDT
Who's doing it this year?
For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about... Fill a box with poop... Gift wrap said box... Place in truck bed... Park at Mall or walmart... Wait for "Gift" to disappear! 
I know a member or two did this last year... I'm just hoping someone does a hidden camera set-up this season! |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 9:31:33 AM EDT
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Who's doing it this year? For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about... Fill a box with poop... Gift wrap said box... Place in truck bed... Park at Mall or walmart... Wait for "Gift" to disappear!
I know a member or two did this last year... I'm just hoping someone does a hidden camera set-up this season! wrapping the morning dump now |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 9:32:11 AM EDT
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If it wasn't for the having to park at a mall, I would so do this.
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Posted: 11/12/2014 9:32:21 AM EDT
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I'm not handling feces. Thank you.
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Posted: 11/12/2014 9:33:40 AM EDT
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Have not heard of this but am interested. Do I shit in the box or scoop dog shit into box? These are the things I need to know.
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Posted: 11/12/2014 9:33:58 AM EDT
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I'm not handling feces. Thank you. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile One of the posters cleans his cat box. |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 9:34:04 AM EDT
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I can't be bothered to give shit to people I like, and you want me to giftwrap for strangers? Pffft. 
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Posted: 11/12/2014 9:35:32 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm not handling feces. Thank you. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile  |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 9:36:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I can't be bothered to give shit to people I like, and you want me to giftwrap for strangers? Pffft. |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 9:40:43 AM EDT
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Awesome idea, if you want more trash on your city streets
As soon as they open it, out the car window it goes So basically, you're just indirectly littering |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 9:42:15 AM EDT
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Is this the one where you took the cat's litter box and gift wrapped it?
Classic! |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 9:42:52 AM EDT
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needs more game trail camera
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Posted: 11/12/2014 9:48:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You don't have to "handle" it get it into a box. Well, unless you hand deliver it to the toilet bowl. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I'm not handling feces. Thank you. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Sure, but wheres the fun in that? |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 9:48:51 AM EDT
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Tagscribed for the videos.
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Posted: 11/12/2014 9:48:55 AM EDT
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Awesome idea, if you want more trash on your city streets As soon as they open it, out the car window it goes So basically, you're just indirectly littering A small price to pay to teach someone a lesson. |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 9:51:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/12/2014 9:55:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/12/2014 9:55:31 AM EDT
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I'm not handling feces. Thank you. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Rubber gloves |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 9:59:01 AM EDT
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A small price to pay to teach someone a lesson. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Awesome idea, if you want more trash on your city streets As soon as they open it, out the car window it goes So basically, you're just indirectly littering A small price to pay to teach someone a lesson. *opens box* "What is it, Jimbo?" "Looks like poop, Joe Bob." *throws box out window* "Let's go steal some more stuff, Jimbo." "Sounds good, Joe Bob." |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 9:59:01 AM EDT
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I can't be bothered to give shit to people I like, and you want me to giftwrap for strangers? Pffft.
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Posted: 11/12/2014 10:07:40 AM EDT
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Anyone have the link to the thread where the Member did that and posted photos?
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Posted: 11/12/2014 10:08:47 AM EDT
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That would be firemedic5586.
The thread from last year. 
http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1572439_CHRISTMAS_GIFT_STOLEN_____AGAIN____I_LOVE_THIS_TIME_OF_YEAR_____.html Well I was doing some last minute shopping last night at ARFCOMS most favorite place to shop... I just so happened to leave this package on the back of my truck...
Well some thieving piece of monkey shit stole it.. I'm quite sure that they thought they were getting a great present as the box and its content were quite heavy.. 
I have great faith in the thieving POS out there that like to capitalize on the easy pickings that can be had this time of year. So every year now, for many a year, I have left a gift out for such a needy person... I have yet to not have someone nab the box... Special thanks g out to 
for without you and your friends efforts, my Christmas faith would not hold true... I was hoping to get a GoPro to catch the fun, but no joy.... Maybe next year.. UPDATE.. 26Dec2013 I'm glad that I was able to bring a little Christmas joy to my fellow ARFCOMERS.. Next year I will have a "Call to Arms" Post / reminder +/- black Friday give or take, for "Operation Give a Crap" .. That way we can have a running post and SITREPS from all that partake on a Nation / World wide including Somalia scale. As far as the box being brought to lost and found, Nope, it wasn't.. Never has.. local PD/LEO/EOD have never gotten called/involved in my fun. Even if they were to get called all the local guys and most of the county guys know me on a 1st name basis and my truck. For the guys that don't know my wheels, once the plate were to be run, they will know the name.. For that matter most of them have know about my Hi-jinxs for years and laugh about it yearly.. Now to those posting that they are waiting for the video to be posted.. I will repost the last line in my OP.. I was hoping to get a GoPro to catch the fun, but no joy.... Maybe next year.. |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 10:14:41 AM EDT
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Needs more explosions for lessens to be learned.
Open box poop explodes from box. Or explosive dye. Someone will have to explain why they are purple for the next few days. And it gets over their vehicle/ room. |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 10:15:52 AM EDT
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I've paged firemedic5586 to the brown courtesy phone...
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Posted: 11/12/2014 10:16:02 AM EDT
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When my mom was a kid they didn't wait for Christmas. They would take a box and wrap it in brown paper and attach a string to it. Then set it by the road and hide in the bushes holding the string. People would stop their car, get out, and bend over to pick up the box. At that point they would pull the box away using the string. Works any time of year.
When my dad was in college a buddy of his would catch wild animals in a cage trap and put them in boxes and set them out by the road. Wouldn't it be a load a fun if a passenger opened up that box as you were driving down the road. Imagine a raccoon, opossum, porcupine, or skunk jumping out inside the car. Better yet, a badger or bobcat. |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 10:18:12 AM EDT
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My Crazy Aunt was doing this 40yrs ago. She had lots of big dogs, that provided ample crap for boxing. We'd box the stuff up and leave it in McDonalds, after we ate our meal. Then we'd leave and watch the action, form outside. 100% of the time (and I think we did this at least five times), another customer would sneak the box out.
She was literally crazy (Schizophrenic), but would always pull pranks like this that were way ahead of her time. |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 10:24:57 AM EDT
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I've paged firemedic5586 to the brown courtesy phone... Awesome! lol I figured I'd post a thread now for a lil early reminder. For the people who said last year that they wanted to do it this season, can start prepping
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Posted: 11/12/2014 10:25:56 AM EDT
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Awesome idea, if you want more trash on your city streets As soon as they open it, out the car window it goes So basically, you're just indirectly littering what are you the Grinch? wheres the giving spirit?
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Posted: 11/12/2014 10:26:59 AM EDT
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Rubber gloves Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'm not handling feces. Thank you. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Rubber gloves or maybe a BIGGER box for direct deposit? |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 10:27:35 AM EDT
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Sure, but wheres the fun in that?
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I'm not handling feces. Thank you. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Sure, but wheres the fun in that?
You're German aren't you?
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Posted: 11/12/2014 10:36:43 AM EDT
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did he ever post the vid? or was it part of the joke?
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Posted: 11/12/2014 10:37:21 AM EDT
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Have not heard of this but am interested. Do I shit in the box or scoop dog shit into box? These are the things I need to know. Get both. |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 10:38:25 AM EDT
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needs more game trail camera Needs more mini wireless camera. |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 10:41:20 AM EDT
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looking forward to the vids
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Posted: 11/12/2014 10:41:47 AM EDT
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Needs more mini wireless camera. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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needs more game trail camera Needs more mini wireless camera. And a second vehicle parked next to it with a camera to get two angles. 
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Posted: 11/12/2014 10:46:10 AM EDT
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Finally! A use for all those old CS gernades.
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Posted: 11/12/2014 10:47:11 AM EDT
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I shake out a frame of bees.
I did use a possum one time, but I left it on a guys porch. |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 10:47:27 AM EDT
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Place a piece of cardboard in the bottom of the box equal in size to the interior dimensions of the box with a piece of string attached in the center.
Insert shit. Attach string to the box lid so that when you remove the lid, it pulls out the contents of the box. |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 10:48:47 AM EDT
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Quoted: Who's doing it this year? For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about... Fill a box with poop... Gift wrap said box... Place in truck bed... Park at Mall or walmart... Wait for "Gift" to disappear! I know a member or two did this last year... I'm just hoping someone does a hidden camera set-up this season! |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 10:51:10 AM EDT
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And a second vehicle parked next to it with a camera to get two angles.
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needs more game trail camera Needs more mini wireless camera. And a second vehicle parked next to it with a camera to get two angles.
Can't be said gun lovers don't give a sh*t during the holidays. Lol Waiting for this to happen in MO now to. Show them the holiday spirit. Truly better to give than receive. ;) |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 10:51:24 AM EDT
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Double tap
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Posted: 11/12/2014 10:52:29 AM EDT
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I can't help but think that if you are willing to thieve, then why not go back to the pickup, smash the window, and find the camera. I will not be pulling this one.
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Posted: 11/12/2014 10:52:57 AM EDT
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Somebody needs to design a spring loaded box for this so shit gets everywhere.
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Posted: 11/12/2014 10:55:53 AM EDT
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Bonus points if the poop is on a spring loaded platform that pops up in the thief's face when they open it.
ETA dammit.
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Posted: 11/12/2014 11:00:33 AM EDT
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Bonus points if the poop is on a spring loaded platform that pops up in the thief's face when they open it. ETA dammit. free false bottom tied to the top lid with strings. After you close it, tie/glue the strings. Bam |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 11:06:37 AM EDT
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I remember the envelope prank using a button through a wound up rubber band. Open the envelope and the button spins making lots of noise against the envelope.
Will have to think up something similar for a spinning poo flinger in the box when it's opened. |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 11:08:57 AM EDT
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if you cut the cardboard box at the corners, then the box will fall apart when the paper is torn off
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Posted: 11/12/2014 11:12:46 AM EDT
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Awesome idea, if you want more trash on your city streets As soon as they open it, out the car window it goes So basically, you're just indirectly littering You're right. We should ban guns too they MIGHT be get stolen and used in a crime. So we are all basically criminals. |
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Posted: 11/12/2014 11:14:38 AM EDT
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I remember the envelope prank using a button through a wound up rubber band. Open the envelope and the button spins making lots of noise against the envelope. Will have to think up something similar for a spinning poo flinger in the box when it's opened. Need somethign involving poop, diet coke and mentos
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Posted: 11/12/2014 11:14:53 AM EDT
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I remember the envelope prank using a button through a wound up rubber band. Open the envelope and the button spins making lots of noise against the envelope. Will have to think up something similar for a spinning poo flinger in the box when it's opened. Quote HistoryQuoted:
I remember the envelope prank using a button through a wound up rubber band. Open the envelope and the button spins making lots of noise against the envelope. Will have to think up something similar for a spinning poo flinger in the box when it's opened. "Rattlesnake Eggs"
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if you cut the cardboard box at the corners, then the box will fall apart when the paper is torn off Genius!
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Posted: 11/12/2014 11:16:49 AM EDT
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