Worst Christmas Gift Finalists.....wingmanchris is the WINNER!

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Posted: 12/29/2014 10:03:52 PM EDT

ARF has spoken and wingmanchris is this years winner!

. Thank you to everybody that participated in the original thread and the voting thread. I look forward to next years spectacularly awful gifts!

I must say that wingmanchris' gift and Sasquatch76's gift from last years thread have a special WTFH factor to them

As 2014 is coming to an end, thank you to all the fine people of ARF for many laughs, advice, tears, and friendship. This years thread was very difficult to narrow down to just 10 choices. I would love to have chosen everyone, but that is just not possible.

A few people in the original threadhave shown the true spirit of ARF. Thank you for doing so.

Voting will end 12/31/14 @ midnight! Good luck!

I forgot to add an honorable mention to WilliamGray's post for the funniest damn gift this year! I laughed until I could not breath watching the video.WG sons gift

All entries have their own post with a brief description and a hot link to the actual post.

Posted: 12/29/2014 10:07:14 PM EDT

[#1]

Katrina - 1 year old regifted cheese sampler

Katrina24

Posted: 12/29/2014 10:08:28 PM EDT

[#2]

Mr_Psmith - cable grooming kit

Mr_Psmith

Posted: 12/29/2014 10:09:45 PM EDT

[#3]

Anthon94 - a can of asparagus

Anthon94

Posted: 12/29/2014 10:11:20 PM EDT

[#4]

Sasquatch76 - do-it-yourself craft stepping stone kit

Sasquatch76

Posted: 12/29/2014 10:11:57 PM EDT

[#5]

me

NOTHING

Posted: 12/29/2014 10:12:51 PM EDT

[#6]

1911xdm - 1 windshield wiper of the wrong size

1911xdm

Posted: 12/29/2014 10:13:39 PM EDT

[#7]

Which guy got the shitty coffee mug in exchange for the Glock, case, mags, holster etc?

I'm still fucking pissed at that story

Posted: 12/29/2014 10:14:01 PM EDT

[#8]

Hadji - opened pork rinds and an elf purse

Hadji

Posted: 12/29/2014 10:14:11 PM EDT

[#9]

The guy that got the cd from his supervisor. I mde my wife listen to it lol.

Posted: 12/29/2014 10:15:26 PM EDT

[#10]

Compta - golden dice keychain

Compta

Posted: 12/29/2014 10:15:54 PM EDT

[#11]

as of my vote we have a 5 way tie.

Roy

Posted: 12/29/2014 10:16:11 PM EDT

[#12]

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Which guy got the shitty coffee mug in exchange for the Glock, case, mags, holster etc?

I'm still fucking pissed at that story

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CJan_NH

Posted: 12/29/2014 10:17:18 PM EDT

[#13]

wingmanchris - a cd home recorded of bosses wife singing

Make sure to watch the YouTube video all the way to the end!

wingmanchris

Posted: 12/29/2014 10:18:24 PM EDT

[#14]

I voted for Compta. He is the only one, or the first to have an actual photo of the gift out of the 7 other entrants you've posted.

Nice CD wingmanchris.

Posted: 12/29/2014 10:18:53 PM EDT

[#15]

triburst1 - 18 month Nelson Mandela calendar

triburst1 left out the best part of the story on the calendar so here it is!

I failed to mention the best part.

My wife's grandma (crazy 68 year old lady from Texas) gave me the calendar. When I opened it she said "Well, I knew you liked blues music."

I'm not sure if she thinks Mandela was a blues musician or she thought to herself "He likes blues music them old black dudes play, maybe he'd like this old black dude too."

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triburst1

Posted: 12/29/2014 10:20:00 PM EDT

[#16]

Sparky - Salad Bowl the Game

Sparky

Posted: 12/29/2014 10:20:24 PM EDT

[#17]

Putting a lot of work into this.

Posted: 12/29/2014 10:24:46 PM EDT

[#18]

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Shew tell me about it! It is finally done though! Well mostly!

Posted: 12/29/2014 10:28:17 PM EDT

[#19]

Wingmanchris, that was atrocious!

You win.

Posted: 12/29/2014 10:29:02 PM EDT

[#20]

Man, that's tough.

My top three would be the guy who got the 1 windshield wiper of the wrong size, the guy who got the Nelson Mandela calendar, or the guy who got the home made CD of his bosses wife singing.

I honestly can't decide which is worst of those.

Posted: 12/29/2014 10:31:51 PM EDT

[#21]

Oh Jesus Christ, I just listened to the wingmanchris CD.

Winner!

Posted: 12/29/2014 10:31:55 PM EDT

[#22]

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Man, that's tough.

My top three would be the guy who got the 1 windshield wiper of the wrong size, the guy who got the Nelson Mandela calendar, or the guy who got the home made CD of his bosses wife singing.

I honestly can't decide which is worst of those.

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You should have to narrow it down from all the ones posted. I started with a list of 47.

Posted: 12/29/2014 10:45:59 PM EDT

[#23]

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Oh Jesus Christ, I just listened to the wingmanchris CD.

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It seems like she went out of her way to make sure his was the worst.

Posted: 12/29/2014 10:47:50 PM EDT

[#24]

I voted for wingmanchris. I was tempted to vote for the nelson mandella calendar though.

Posted: 12/29/2014 10:52:46 PM EDT

[#25]

Wingman's CD sounded like two cat's screwing in a metal trashcan. He wins.

Posted: 12/29/2014 10:55:52 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
As 2014 is coming to an end, thank you to all the fine people of ARF for many laughs, advice, tears, and friendship. This years thread was very difficult to narrow down to just 10 choices. I would love to have chosen everyone, but that is just not possible.

A few people in the original threadhave shown the true spirit of ARF. Thank you for doing so.

Voting will end 12/31/14 @ midnight! Good luck!

All entries have their own post with a brief description and a hot link to the actual post.

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Cheese re-gifted the next year with an "honorable" mention for really bad singing.

Posted: 12/29/2014 11:04:18 PM EDT

[#27]

I voted for the paver kit. That just blows. The Christmas CD is fucking priceless. Worth a million laughs.

The calendar is flat out WTF

Posted: 12/29/2014 11:08:20 PM EDT

[#28]

There are some strong entries this year.

Posted: 12/29/2014 11:26:59 PM EDT

[#29]

I still can't believe I got that CD. It has actually been pretty awesome....I went to two Christmas parties with my wife, one with her family and one at her boss's house. I made sure I took the timeless classic with me and covertly slipped it into the stereo and sat back with a drink to see if anyone noticed. All the yuppies at her boss's house didn't even realize what they were hearing, so I put it on repeat and turned it up a little every time I walked by. My wife caught on and quickly put an end to operation bleeding ears. Different story at her parents house...her grandfather stopped mid conversation with a puzzled look on his face and I could see him mumble to himself "what the fuck is this". A few others noticed and I let them all I on what it was. I wish I could have videotaped the reactions.

Posted: 12/29/2014 11:39:47 PM EDT

[#30]

Wingmanchris! If for nothing else his well planned attempt to share the amazing gift with friends and family in the most devilish of ways.

Posted: 12/30/2014 12:11:30 AM EDT

[#31]

+1 wingmanchris

Posted: 12/30/2014 12:24:06 AM EDT

[#32]

wingmanchris

That will be going down in ARFCOM folklore for years to come!

Posted: 12/30/2014 12:44:51 AM EDT

[#33]

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Yep. Last year it was Sasquatch76's dead puppy and this timeless classic Christmas CD!

My dogs start howling at the end when she gets all wonky!

Posted: 12/30/2014 1:32:41 AM EDT

[#34]

Yeah, my vote goes to wingmanchris.

That CD should be used as psychological torture against enemy combatants.

Posted: 12/30/2014 1:42:31 AM EDT

[#35]

I like the gold dice and the year old cheese , But ........Wingman Chris and your gift of pain takes it to a new level.

Posted: 12/30/2014 1:50:37 AM EDT

[#36]

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This.

Posted: 12/30/2014 1:52:26 AM EDT

[#37]

wingmanchris FTW. I LOL'ed so hard that I will be playing this song at future christmas gatherings in order to disperse the crowd.

Posted: 12/30/2014 1:56:24 AM EDT

[#38]

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triburst1 - 18 month Nelson Mandela calendar

triburst1

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I failed to mention the best part.

My wife's grandma (crazy 68 year old lady from Texas) gave me the calendar. When I opened it she said "Well, I knew you liked blues music."

I'm not sure if she thinks Mandela was a blues musician or she thought to herself "He likes blues music them old black dudes play, maybe he'd like this old black dude too."

Posted: 12/30/2014 1:59:17 AM EDT

[#39]

Easily wingmanchris.

Posted: 12/30/2014 2:00:52 AM EDT

[#40]

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I failed to mention the best part.

My wife's grandma (crazy 68 year old lady from Texas) gave me the calendar. When I opened it she said "Well, I knew you liked blues music."

I'm not sure if she thinks Mandela was a blues musician or she thought to herself "He likes blues music them old black dudes play, maybe he'd like this old black dude too."

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Quoted:
triburst1 - 18 month Nelson Mandela calendar

triburst1

I failed to mention the best part.

My wife's grandma (crazy 68 year old lady from Texas) gave me the calendar. When I opened it she said "Well, I knew you liked blues music."

I'm not sure if she thinks Mandela was a blues musician or she thought to herself "He likes blues music them old black dudes play, maybe he'd like this old black dude too."

That makes it a thousand times funnier! I will edit the post above and put in that info!

Posted: 12/30/2014 2:03:45 AM EDT

[#41]

Wingmanchris's CD takes the cake...

That is some seriously funny shit.

Posted: 12/30/2014 2:06:08 AM EDT

[#42]

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In between each time the song plays tell the sad tale of the dead puppy for Christmas!

You two have became ARF legends!

Posted: 12/30/2014 2:11:29 AM EDT

[#43]

I think I shit myself from laughing at you assholes

Thanks

Posted: 12/30/2014 2:29:28 AM EDT

[#44]

There is nothing on that list worse than a year old cheese plate that you already gave as a gift; not even close.

First poll option should win.

Posted: 12/30/2014 2:33:30 AM EDT

[#45]

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I think I shit myself from laughing at you assholes

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I laughed so hard at WG's video and that damn Christmas CD until I puked!

Posted: 12/30/2014 3:17:54 AM EDT

[#46]

I voted for wingmanchris.
Triburst's cracked me up though. Gotta love the blues calender.

PS: If that fucking song gets stuck in my head Ima kill somebody! Dooooooooooo, doo, doo, doo ,doo, do.

Posted: 12/30/2014 3:36:09 AM EDT

[#47]

I love the ones that the gift givers genuinely think you guys liked their gift.

The cd of songs, calendar, shitty cable organizer, stepping stone kit, key chain; that's all pure gold