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Posted: 5/5/2015 5:58:21 PM EDT
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Here is a gem:
I breastfed and smoked weed. I smoked weed (with OBGYN consent) throughout pregnancy. My son is well behaved, kind, smart and funny. I will do it again next time, unless my OB says otherwise. View Quote |
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An affair seems like the most glam thing in the world to me, ever.
Like (9) Hug (6) Me Too! (14) Been cheating on my DH for 10 months now. Kind of exciting that he hasn't the slightest clue. An adrenaline rush if you may. Like (7) Hug (20) Me Too! (8) |
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After all the rioting and looting of the past couple years I'm deathly afraid. Not of the cops, but of my own community.
Like (16) Hug (81) Me Too! (68) That has to suck. |
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View Quote Some of those make me want to cry for their kids and SOs. Some of them I empathize with but all the ones about fucking around and affairs, I do not understand. |
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View Quote I was thinking about asking my girlfriend to get married |
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I absolutely should divorce H, we haven't had sex in years and an barely stand each other, I just don't want to go back to work.
Like (11) Hug (53) Me Too! (30) #673127 My H got a job working way less hours, he used to be gone at least 60 hours a week, I miss that. Like (28) Hug (41) Me Too! (15) #673126 Shark week has gotten so bad that I wear adult diapers over night. Why doesn't anyone tell you that your period gets worse as you get older. Wonderful. Like (9) Hug (130) Me Too! (62) #673120 I'm grossly overweight. H is not. He's never said one word to me about my weight. I am disgusted he's gained 15 lbs and a gut. not attracted to him now. Feel bad but I looked this way when he met me, he must have liked it. Like (7) Hug (44) Me Too! (13) #673118 |
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Click on most relatable....
Some of those are actually funny and lack a lot of crazy I sometimes throw out the whole Tupperware container to avoid dealing with the funked up old food inside. View Quote I don't mind starting a load of wash. I don't mind transferring it from the washer to the dryer. I don't mind taking it out of the dryer and putting it in a laundry basket. I HATE folding it and putting it away! View Quote |
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I was thinking about asking my girlfriend to get married View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
I was thinking about asking my girlfriend to get married They aren't all bad. Just told DH I had a dream we had a 3some with another woman. Truth is I was gauging how he reacted because its what I want. Like (18) Hug (1) Me Too! (4) |
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I doubt we could think up crazier shit than has already been posted...
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Anonymous confessionals online? Equal parts truth and one-upsmanship IMHO.
I'd guess a Daddy version could be just as messed up. |
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Boyfriend and I made a pact to stay off meth when I got pregnant with DS2. It will be four years next month. I just found his meth pipe. I am hurt, a little angry and sad. Just waiting for him to come home to confront him.
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Here's a winner.
The last time my crazy fundamentalist grandparents sent me birthday money, I donated half to an abortion clinic and used the rest to buy drugs. Ha! Like (65) Hug (10) Me Too! (0) #673367 Seriously, we couldn't top the crazy in there.. |
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And the [some of] women complain about ARFcom and the ''male'' attitude.
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My husband has a small dick. I tell him he doesn't. I lie. Like (42). Hug (72); Me Too! . View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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One of those sounds familiar. My husband has a small dick. I tell him he doesn't. I lie. Like (42). Hug (72); Me Too! . She says it isn't. |
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I wish I could go back in time and bitch slap the 1st woman who thought it was a good idea to put a dick in her mouth.
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I'm sleeping with my son's babysitter. I can't believe I never tried a woman before, now she's all I want and she's half my age. I get why older guys like younger women. |
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Quoted: Here's a winner. The last time my crazy fundamentalist grandparents sent me birthday money, I donated half to an abortion clinic and used the rest to buy drugs. Ha! Like (65) Hug (10) Me Too! (0) #673367 Seriously, we couldn't top the crazy in there.. View Quote Ha. The insane never recognize their own illness. "My Grandparents are crazy for believing in God and marriage! Now to go out, cheat on my husband, and then drink and smoke weed until I pass out in my own vomit!" |
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Is this for married women who've never heard of 4chan? Because this is some pretty weak shit, right here. Try harder ladies.
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I am 35 and pregnant. With triplets. This would be exciting news if it wasn't my father-in-law's.... and if I wasn't in love with my husband's sister.
Like (11) Hug (132) Me Too! (7) #673238 |
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OK, who posted #673929?
"I really just wish my husband would tongue punch my fartbox..." |
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Hahaha..which one of you is this?
"just spent ten solid minutes with my 7 year old mocking the drawings in his nightly reading homework book as "derpy". Holy fuck these books are dumb & we mock them mercilessly. Must consider not getting high before bedtime" Like (91) Hug (11) Me Too! (8) #673165 |
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At the gym, I had a girl tell me she knew how to fit my bra, and she proceeded to fondle my breasts and I really liked it. View Quote |
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Speechless... except for the "Speechless" comment- and, well, shit- the rest of this post. |
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