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Posted: 5/5/2015 5:58:21 PM EDT
http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/

Should be an interesting ride...
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:05:03 PM EDT
[#1]
interesting
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:09:36 PM EDT
[#2]
Tag for later
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:09:45 PM EDT
[#3]
Here is a gem:

I breastfed and smoked weed. I smoked weed (with OBGYN consent) throughout pregnancy. My son is well behaved, kind, smart and funny. I will do it again next time, unless my OB says otherwise.
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Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:11:40 PM EDT
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An affair seems like the most glam thing in the world to me, ever.

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Been cheating on my DH for 10 months now. Kind of exciting that he hasn't the slightest clue. An adrenaline rush if you may.

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Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:12:36 PM EDT
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Nope, apparently there are multiple scorned women on there.
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:13:51 PM EDT
[#6]
So, like I've been saying the whole time, don't have kids.
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:18:43 PM EDT
[#7]
After all the rioting and looting of the past couple years I'm deathly afraid. Not of the cops, but of my own community.

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That has to suck.
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:20:33 PM EDT
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So... should we register and post some insane shit on there?
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:21:22 PM EDT
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http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/

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Some of those make me want to cry for their kids and SOs. Some of them I  empathize with but all the ones about fucking around and affairs, I do not understand.
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:26:00 PM EDT
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http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/

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I was thinking about asking my girlfriend to get married
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:27:00 PM EDT
[#11]
Never stick it in crazy.
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:29:49 PM EDT
[#12]
Bitches

Be

Crazy
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:31:08 PM EDT
[#13]
I absolutely should divorce H, we haven't had sex in years and an barely stand each other, I just don't want to go back to work.

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My H got a job working way less hours, he used to be gone at least 60 hours a week, I miss that.

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Shark week has gotten so bad that I wear adult diapers over night. Why doesn't anyone tell you that your period gets worse as you get older. Wonderful.

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I'm grossly overweight. H is not. He's never said one word to me about my weight. I am disgusted he's gained 15 lbs and a gut. not attracted to him now. Feel bad but I looked this way when he met me, he must have liked it.

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Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:31:15 PM EDT
[#14]
These ladies sound like a bunch of fun.

Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:31:35 PM EDT
[#15]
Women are generally cray cray.
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:32:30 PM EDT
[#16]
Click on most relatable....

Some of those are actually funny and lack a lot of crazy

I sometimes throw out the whole Tupperware container to avoid dealing with the funked up old food inside.
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I don't mind starting a load of wash. I don't mind transferring it from the washer to the dryer. I don't mind taking it out of the dryer and putting it in a laundry basket. I HATE folding it and putting it away!
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Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:33:07 PM EDT
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Might already be happening.
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:35:06 PM EDT
[#18]
Some of that stuff really makes you hate and distrust women.
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:36:56 PM EDT
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I was thinking about asking my girlfriend to get married


They aren't all bad.

Just told DH I had a dream we had a 3some with another woman. Truth is I was gauging how he reacted because its what I want.

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Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:37:53 PM EDT
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I doubt we could think up crazier shit than has already been posted...
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:38:56 PM EDT
[#21]
Anonymous confessionals online? Equal parts truth and one-upsmanship IMHO.

I'd guess a Daddy version could be just as messed up.
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:38:59 PM EDT
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Fortunately it isn't representative of all women.  Judging by the name, there's already some self selection going on, selecting for women with guilty consciences of one sort or another.
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:39:08 PM EDT
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  • I had an orgasm during a dream last night. It was nice.
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Oh My!  
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:39:47 PM EDT
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You don't have to register, just type it in. I already posted, just waiting for approval.
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:39:52 PM EDT
[#25]
It's like GD for women.
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:40:42 PM EDT
[#26]
One of those sounds familiar.
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:42:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:43:43 PM EDT
[#28]
Boyfriend and I made a pact to stay off meth when I got pregnant with DS2. It will be four years next month. I just found his meth pipe. I am hurt, a little angry and sad. Just waiting for him to come home to confront him.
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:44:07 PM EDT
[#29]
Translation please...

DD
DS6
...etc...
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:44:09 PM EDT
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Here's a winner.  
The last time my crazy fundamentalist grandparents sent me birthday money, I donated half to an abortion clinic and used the rest to buy drugs. Ha!
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Seriously, we couldn't top the crazy in there..
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:44:32 PM EDT
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It's like GD for women.
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Pretty much!
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:45:03 PM EDT
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One of those sounds familiar.
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My husband has a small dick. I tell him he doesn't. I lie. Like (42). Hug (72); Me Too! .
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:45:59 PM EDT
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And the  [some of] women complain about ARFcom and the ''male'' attitude.

Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:46:50 PM EDT
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Translation please...

DD
DS6
...etc...
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Dear Son/Daughter/Husband

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:47:38 PM EDT
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My husband has a small dick. I tell him he doesn't. I lie. Like (42). Hug (72); Me Too! .
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One of those sounds familiar.


My husband has a small dick. I tell him he doesn't. I lie. Like (42). Hug (72); Me Too! .


She says it isn't.
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:50:00 PM EDT
[#36]
I wish I could go back in time and bitch slap the 1st woman who thought it was a good idea to put a dick in her mouth.














hahahhahahahaha









 
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:51:59 PM EDT
[#37]

I'm sleeping with my son's babysitter. I can't believe I never tried a woman before, now she's all I want and she's half my age. I get why older guys like younger women.





Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:52:19 PM EDT
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Here's a winner.  

The last time my crazy fundamentalist grandparents sent me birthday money, I donated half to an abortion clinic and used the rest to buy drugs. Ha!

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Seriously, we couldn't top the crazy in there..
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Ha. The insane never recognize their own illness.



"My Grandparents are crazy for believing in God and marriage! Now to go out, cheat on my husband, and then drink and smoke weed until I pass out in my own vomit!"



 
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:52:34 PM EDT
[#39]
Is this for married women who've never heard of 4chan? Because this is some pretty weak shit, right here. Try harder ladies.
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:53:06 PM EDT
[#40]
I wonder how long it takes to get approval?
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:54:32 PM EDT
[#41]
Women are nuts.
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:56:36 PM EDT
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Da fuq?  If you don't already, you haven't been paying attention.

 
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:57:13 PM EDT
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I am 35 and pregnant. With triplets. This would be exciting news if it wasn't my father-in-law's.... and if I wasn't in love with my husband's sister.
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Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:57:58 PM EDT
[#44]
OK, who posted #673929?

"I really just wish my husband would tongue punch my fartbox..."
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:58:52 PM EDT
[#45]
They are fing hilarious.
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 6:58:59 PM EDT
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Jesus H Christ, them be some crazy women out there.
Link Posted: 5/5/2015 7:00:59 PM EDT
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Hahaha..which one of you is this?
"just spent ten solid minutes with my 7 year old mocking the drawings in his nightly reading homework book as "derpy". Holy fuck these books are dumb & we mock them mercilessly. Must consider not getting high before bedtime"
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Link Posted: 5/5/2015 7:01:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/5/2015 7:02:20 PM EDT
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OK, who posted #673929?

"I really just wish my husband would tongue punch my fartbox..."
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Link Posted: 5/5/2015 7:03:04 PM EDT
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Speechless... except for the "Speechless" comment- and, well, shit- the rest of this post.
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