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Posted: 7/17/2015 6:22:18 PM EDT

Yes, raccoons are evil. Really evil. They're still cute, though.

Posted: 7/17/2015 6:28:39 PM EDT

[#1]

Look how small his hands are. He is going to fall down...

Posted: 7/17/2015 6:30:18 PM EDT

[#2]

still looks like he needs a .45 hp right between the eyes.

Posted: 7/17/2015 6:33:14 PM EDT

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There is a reason they have a bandit mask.

Little animal felons!

Apparently being trained to steal bicycles.

Posted: 7/17/2015 6:33:58 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/17/2015 6:35:14 PM EDT

[#5]

That's really adorable.

I'd kill it last.

Posted: 7/17/2015 6:36:32 PM EDT

[#6]

Its all fun and games, till your tail gets hung in a sprocket.

Posted: 7/17/2015 6:46:22 PM EDT

[#7]

That racoon needs to ride his bike right out into traffic.

Posted: 7/17/2015 6:47:56 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/17/2015 6:52:38 PM EDT

[#9]

not as cute as the 35k bill I got after a raccoon snuck up behind my wife and our golden bounced on it, then she wiped the saliva off the our dog with her bare hands and we all got rabies shots

Posted: 7/17/2015 6:53:40 PM EDT

[#10]

Rolling rabies.

Posted: 7/17/2015 6:56:55 PM EDT

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Damn!!!

Posted: 7/17/2015 7:05:15 PM EDT

[#12]

I wonder what their furs will bring next year

Posted: 7/17/2015 7:21:32 PM EDT

[#13]

I'm gonna start crucifying them as an example to the others.

Posted: 7/17/2015 7:27:01 PM EDT

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Rolling rabies.

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Posted: 7/17/2015 7:30:50 PM EDT

[#15]

I like how they can walk across the tree tops on little limbs like it ain't no big deal.

Posted: 7/17/2015 7:32:04 PM EDT

[#16]

Shooting Racoons is great fun

Shooting them while riding a bike would be epic!

Posted: 7/17/2015 7:50:26 PM EDT

[#17]

im not seeing any wheelies and shit

unimpressed

Posted: 7/17/2015 7:58:31 PM EDT

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4 common infectious diseases spread by racoons

Coon hunting at night with dogs is a great way to teach kids to operate in the dark being able to read a map and use a compass...navigate to
the sounding hound and back to the truck having to cross creeks and go around swamps....good stuff.

Posted: 7/17/2015 8:10:09 PM EDT

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FUCKING HATE THEM

No shit, . . . . this morning, I saw one, dead in the middle of the road, with 3 green apples.

bet that cocksucker was trying to run across the highway with apples in his paws.

Last year they busted a vent off my roof and were invading my attic.

I trapped them.

I shot one right between the eyes with a .40 180gr Winchester Ranger JHP, the round hit him right between the eyes, deflected down and blew his jaw off.

He was fucking PISSED off

...and not dead.

Posted: 7/17/2015 8:16:30 PM EDT

[#20]

I approve

Posted: 7/17/2015 8:19:53 PM EDT

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FUCKING HATE THEM

No shit, . . . . this morning, I saw one, dead in the middle of the road, with 3 green apples.

bet that cocksucker was trying to run across the highway with apples in his paws.

Last year they busted a vent off my roof and were invading my attic.

I trapped them.

I shot one right between the eyes with a .40 180gr Winchester Ranger JHP, the round hit him right between the eyes, deflected down and blew his jaw off.

He was fucking PISSED off

...and not dead.

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shoulda used a 9

Posted: 7/17/2015 8:20:48 PM EDT

[#22]

racoon vs squirrel

fast forwad to about 1:00

Posted: 7/17/2015 8:22:29 PM EDT

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not as cute as the 35k bill I got after a raccoon snuck up behind my wife and our golden bounced on it, then she wiped the saliva off the our dog with her bare hands and we all got rabies shots

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You got raped.

Posted: 7/17/2015 8:25:02 PM EDT

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Sorry,...I don't squat to pee

also 60gr VMAX,....even out of an 11.5" barrel,.... damn near turns them inside-out

Posted: 7/17/2015 8:27:54 PM EDT

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racoon vs squirrel

fast forwad to about 1:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNfuKBaRKmY

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Puts new meaning to Head Shot

Posted: 7/17/2015 8:28:39 PM EDT

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I wonder what their furs will bring next year

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Probably not much. I did much better selling them one at a time on eBay than I did with NAFA. If you are trapping money this year I would go with winter prime fox, yote, and mink.

Posted: 7/17/2015 8:29:48 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/17/2015 8:43:23 PM EDT

[#28]

Primates attack raccoon in St. Louis zoo

Posted: 7/17/2015 8:47:12 PM EDT

[#29]

Watch him lift open the garage door around 09:35

If these bastards weighed 170lbs, they would take over the earth

.

Posted: 7/17/2015 8:50:51 PM EDT

[#30]

I will kill one as quick as anybody when trapping for $$$.

Otherwise they are funny to watch sometimes.

Posted: 7/17/2015 8:53:12 PM EDT

[#31]

Raccoons arent evil. They are evil geniuses.

Posted: 7/17/2015 8:58:56 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/17/2015 10:12:22 PM EDT

[#33]

Filthy fuckers...Even the monks in Japan have agreed to kill them.

Posted: 7/17/2015 10:18:31 PM EDT

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not as cute as the 35k bill I got after a raccoon snuck up behind my wife and our golden bounced on it, then she wiped the saliva off the our dog with her bare hands and we all got rabies shots

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You paid 35k for a few rabies shots? Were they liquid gold?

Posted: 7/17/2015 10:22:24 PM EDT

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not as cute as the 35k bill I got after a raccoon snuck up behind my wife and our golden bounced on it, then she wiped the saliva off the our dog with her bare hands and we all got rabies shots

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$35K?

WTF?

Posted: 7/17/2015 10:23:44 PM EDT

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Shooting Racoons is great fun

Shooting them while riding a bike would be epic!

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Best post ever

Posted: 7/17/2015 10:27:13 PM EDT

[#37]

2 pits and 2rds of 75gr TAP to kill this fucker, suppressed in a neighborhood and no one called the cops

Posted: 7/17/2015 10:29:12 PM EDT

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A classic!

Posted: 7/17/2015 10:30:20 PM EDT

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FUCKING HATE THEM

No shit, . . . . this morning, I saw one, dead in the middle of the road, with 3 green apples.

bet that cocksucker was trying to run across the highway with apples in his paws.
Last year they busted a vent off my roof and were invading my attic.

I trapped them.

I shot one right between the eyes with a .40 180gr Winchester Ranger JHP, the round hit him right between the eyes, deflected down and blew his jaw off.

He was fucking PISSED off

...and not dead.

shoulda used a 9

I did the same thing with a 9. I shot through the bars of a trap and blew half its face off. I figured he was down for the count, but when I opened the trap to dump out the body and possibly finish it off, the fucker ran off into the woods.

I was pissed at the time because he had eaten my last three chickens. In the end, he saved me some time dealing with the carcass. Thanks I guess.

Posted: 7/17/2015 10:32:27 PM EDT

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well I got news for you Davey Crockett - terrain association can get anyone lost at night, so you ain't teaching anything but a bravado that will get them lost. Use the compass.

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4 common infectious diseases spread by racoons

Coon hunting at night with dogs is a great way to teach kids to operate in the dark being able to read a map and use a compass...navigate to
the sounding hound and back to the truck having to cross creeks and go around swamps....good stuff.

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Posted: 7/17/2015 10:35:56 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/17/2015 10:37:28 PM EDT

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I did the same thing with a 9. I shot through the bars of a trap and blew half its face off. I figured he was down for the count, but when I opened the trap to dump out the body and possibly finish it off, the fucker ran off into the woods.

I was pissed at the time because he had eaten my last three chickens. In the end, he saved me some time dealing with the carcass. Thanks I guess.

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FUCKING HATE THEM

No shit, . . . . this morning, I saw one, dead in the middle of the road, with 3 green apples.

bet that cocksucker was trying to run across the highway with apples in his paws.

Last year they busted a vent off my roof and were invading my attic.

I trapped them.

I shot one right between the eyes with a .40 180gr Winchester Ranger JHP, the round hit him right between the eyes, deflected down and blew his jaw off.

He was fucking PISSED off

...and not dead.

shoulda used a 9

I did the same thing with a 9. I shot through the bars of a trap and blew half its face off. I figured he was down for the count, but when I opened the trap to dump out the body and possibly finish it off, the fucker ran off into the woods.

I was pissed at the time because he had eaten my last three chickens. In the end, he saved me some time dealing with the carcass. Thanks I guess.

I shot one that was treed between the eyes with a .22LR and it ran down the tree like nothing happened. One of the dogs grabbed it and killed it. When we skinned it out, the bullet was embedded in it's skull right between the eyes. Sticking about 3/4 of the way out; in other words, it penetrated like a 1/8"