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Posted: 10/12/2015 9:38:46 AM EDT




I now have the strange urge to play Red Dead Redemption
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It's eyes house the devil.
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 9:39:43 AM EDT
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Why the fuck would someone paint that horse?
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It's okay, that's a donkey.
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Zonkey
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Zonkey

Zack ass.
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 9:54:00 AM EDT
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Think it looks funny? Wait till you hear it bray.
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Zombra
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Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
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Zack ass.
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Zonkey

Zack ass.


Hey! I know him!


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Zack ass.
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Zonkey

Zack ass.

Dat ass.
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 10:17:03 AM EDT
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ZeeDonk!
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 10:19:29 AM EDT
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Did you stop and feed it?  Equids are suckers for handfulls of grass.
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 10:22:34 AM EDT
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It's a Zedonk or a Zonkey.
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I really want to try and ride it, the owner may frown on it though. He also has what looks like  minature  longhorn cattle. It would make a interesting rodeo

 
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 10:31:11 AM EDT
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Zeedonkulus!

I wonder what the name is of that beast?  Looks like a Zeke to me.
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 2:16:30 PM EDT
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Those eyesp
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I don't even have a potato as a camera, more like a turnip

 
Link Posted: 10/13/2015 8:26:28 PM EDT
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Looks friendly, did you ask it out for a date...?



Link Posted: 10/13/2015 8:29:31 PM EDT
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Whens the safari start OP?
Link Posted: 10/13/2015 8:35:30 PM EDT
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That finally proves it: They are white with black stripes!!!
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It turned me down

 
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Fun fact, ZeeDonks are sterile.  They created "because we can".
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Fun fact, ZeeDonks are sterile.  They created "because we can".
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Fun fact, ZeeDonks are sterile.  They created "because we can".


Today I learned there are goat sheep hybrids too, weird
Link Posted: 10/13/2015 9:16:53 PM EDT
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Zorse?
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Today I learned there are goat sheep hybrids too, weird
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Fun fact, ZeeDonks are sterile.  They created "because we can".


Today I learned there are goat sheep hybrids too, weird


Fastest animal in Afghanistan, I bet.
Link Posted: 10/13/2015 9:26:37 PM EDT
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Wait!?!  There are different sizes of beef?!?!!  Like I could have different sized cows for different sized steaks?  So instead of mini hot dogs, we can have mini T-bones?!?!?!  Small hamburgers!?!?!?!?!?!?  HOLY CRAP.  Small mini burgers.  Like a whole plate full of mini bugers!!
That's it.  I'm buying a ranch.  And I'm gonna make different sized moocows for snacking purposes.
Link Posted: 10/13/2015 9:27:20 PM EDT
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Looks like a pretty epic jerk
Link Posted: 10/13/2015 9:29:56 PM EDT
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Wonder how he feels about coyotes inside the wire.
Link Posted: 10/13/2015 9:30:54 PM EDT
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Zonky. There is one within a mile of my house. The same guy also has a camel, crazy looking goats, and all kinds of mini cattle and ponies.
Link Posted: 10/13/2015 9:33:11 PM EDT
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Hobby farm near where I grew up has had zebras for a long time. Kinda cool.
Link Posted: 10/13/2015 9:35:38 PM EDT
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It's a Zero. Zebra+burro+jackass. Sound familiar? FBHO.
Link Posted: 10/13/2015 9:38:07 PM EDT
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It's a Democrat.

Aloha, Mark
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I bet the coyotes are scared shitless of that
Link Posted: 10/13/2015 9:50:16 PM EDT
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OP, that is the most sickly looking goat I have ever seen










Link Posted: 10/13/2015 9:53:24 PM EDT
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So how do they taste
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Zonkey
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My neighbor actually has a Zonkey. He has four zebras and a zorse, too.

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If your location was listed as Virginia, I would swear you live near me! Neighbor has zeedonks, zorses, zebras, buffalo, Watusi cattle, a kangaroo, a few of those giant ass tortises that live forever, and probably a few I don't know about.

He had Asian water buffalo for a while that we kept here in our pasture. He was a big damn spoiled baby until he just snapped one day. He broke out of our electric  fence, broke though 2 more fences, and killed one bull buffalo and damn near killed another before they got him killed. He totaled the tractor they were using to try to pull him off the first buff.

I miss Norman. Every day when I came in from work, I would fix him a bologna sammich, sometimes just bread, and he loved chocolate chip cookies.
Link Posted: 10/13/2015 10:18:59 PM EDT
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Wrap it and tap it.
Link Posted: 10/13/2015 10:24:44 PM EDT
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That's a Zackass.

I'm kinda an expert on this.


Link Posted: 10/13/2015 10:30:06 PM EDT
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Your toner.....it is low!
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If your location was listed as Virginia, I would swear you live near me! Neighbor has zeedonks, zorses, zebras, buffalo, Watusi cattle, a kangaroo, a few of those giant ass tortises that live forever, and probably a few I don't know about.

He had Asian water buffalo for a while that we kept here in our pasture. He was a big damn spoiled baby until he just snapped one day. He broke out of our electric  fence, broke though 2 more fences, and killed one bull buffalo and damn near killed another before they got him killed. He totaled the tractor they were using to try to pull him off the first buff.

I miss Norman. Every day when I came in from work, I would fix him a bologna sammich, sometimes just bread, and he loved chocolate chip cookies.
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Zonky. There is one within a mile of my house. The same guy also has a camel, crazy looking goats, and all kinds of mini cattle and ponies.

If your location was listed as Virginia, I would swear you live near me! Neighbor has zeedonks, zorses, zebras, buffalo, Watusi cattle, a kangaroo, a few of those giant ass tortises that live forever, and probably a few I don't know about.

He had Asian water buffalo for a while that we kept here in our pasture. He was a big damn spoiled baby until he just snapped one day. He broke out of our electric  fence, broke though 2 more fences, and killed one bull buffalo and damn near killed another before they got him killed. He totaled the tractor they were using to try to pull him off the first buff.

I miss Norman. Every day when I came in from work, I would fix him a bologna sammich, sometimes just bread, and he loved chocolate chip cookies.


Crazy that buffalo went nuts. Nature is violent.

My neighbor has a mini brahma bull. Sucker looks bad ass... at 1/10 scale. It's hard to look cool when you're only 3' tall.

Brahma at 7'6" tall.


Brahma hybrid looking to kill a clown.


Mini Brahma.
Link Posted: 10/13/2015 10:58:13 PM EDT
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Off US 25 ?




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I really want to try and ride it, the owner may frown on it though. He also has what looks like  minature  longhorn cattle. It would make a interesting rodeo  

Find a midget and do it!
Link Posted: 10/13/2015 11:39:13 PM EDT
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     That mini-Brahma is a nightmare on four legs.

     It's got a Napolean complex, an attitude like a bull and its got horns that just happen to be ball and dick level.

     At least you got a chance to get away from that giant beast. The little bastard will cut you to ribbons just playing with you.

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My neighbor actually has a Zonkey. He has four zebras and a zorse, too.

http://i58.tinypic.com/35me1jl.jpg
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Zonkey



My neighbor actually has a Zonkey. He has four zebras and a zorse, too.

http://i58.tinypic.com/35me1jl.jpg


It's as if someone started to paint stripes, and finally said "Aw, fuck it.  This sucks."
Link Posted: 10/13/2015 11:47:22 PM EDT
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Is it a Zonkorse?
Link Posted: 10/13/2015 11:51:54 PM EDT
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That there is a Donky Zonk Badonkadon
Link Posted: 10/13/2015 11:53:07 PM EDT
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Crazy that buffalo went nuts. Nature is violent.

My neighbor has a mini brahma bull. Sucker looks bad ass... at 1/10 scale. It's hard to look cool when you're only 3' tall.

Brahma at 7'6" tall.
https://mindjourney1962.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/braham-cattle.jpg

Brahma hybrid looking to kill a clown.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/93/3d/d3/933dd3e1bc5e064a6a22f500b52bf4d5.jpg

Mini Brahma.
http://www.boglefarms.net/IMG_2861.JPG
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Zonky. There is one within a mile of my house. The same guy also has a camel, crazy looking goats, and all kinds of mini cattle and ponies.

If your location was listed as Virginia, I would swear you live near me! Neighbor has zeedonks, zorses, zebras, buffalo, Watusi cattle, a kangaroo, a few of those giant ass tortises that live forever, and probably a few I don't know about.

He had Asian water buffalo for a while that we kept here in our pasture. He was a big damn spoiled baby until he just snapped one day. He broke out of our electric  fence, broke though 2 more fences, and killed one bull buffalo and damn near killed another before they got him killed. He totaled the tractor they were using to try to pull him off the first buff.

I miss Norman. Every day when I came in from work, I would fix him a bologna sammich, sometimes just bread, and he loved chocolate chip cookies.


Crazy that buffalo went nuts. Nature is violent.

My neighbor has a mini brahma bull. Sucker looks bad ass... at 1/10 scale. It's hard to look cool when you're only 3' tall.

Brahma at 7'6" tall.
https://mindjourney1962.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/braham-cattle.jpg

Brahma hybrid looking to kill a clown.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/93/3d/d3/933dd3e1bc5e064a6a22f500b52bf4d5.jpg

Mini Brahma.
http://www.boglefarms.net/IMG_2861.JPG


That second one is one mean looking summa bitch! The mini is cute but I agree with the other poster, too many sharp and dangerous things at crotch/abdominal area!
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     That mini-Brahma is a nightmare on four legs.

     It's got a Napolean complex, an attitude like a bull and its got horns that just happen to be ball and dick level.

     At least you got a chance to get away from that giant beast. The little bastard will cut you to ribbons just playing with you.

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It's in femoral artery territory, like boar tusks.

Also, that beast in the OP has a wicked sunburn. Buy a vat of aloe vera.
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