We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner.............

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Posted: 10/15/2015 8:03:23 PM EDT

..... which was lovely. And I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Odds are they are probably basic white cotton underpants. But I sort of think, well, maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about.

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:04:38 PM EDT

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Well, this thread just got creepy.

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:05:04 PM EDT

[#2]

Prolly had dickholes in 'em.

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:05:23 PM EDT

[#3]

Congratulations.
You just reached puberty. Hold on. The ride gets pretty wild from there.

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:06:36 PM EDT

[#4]

Cock

Balls

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:06:52 PM EDT

[#5]

You're my boy Blue!

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:07:11 PM EDT

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None of that bullshit, please. Think of this thread as a nest in a tree of understanding

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:07:19 PM EDT

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Keep it on the down-low, It's not exactly street legal.

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:07:21 PM EDT

[#8]

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:07:26 PM EDT

[#9]

I thought this was the safe tree.....

Frank the Tank!

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:07:26 PM EDT

[#10]

At least he said waitress.

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:07:32 PM EDT

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What? I thought we were in the trust tree, in the nest? Are we not?

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:07:34 PM EDT

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In every Olive Garden I've been, the color would be extra large.

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:07:39 PM EDT

[#13]

Pics?

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:07:41 PM EDT

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Took 5 posts before someone got it.

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:07:45 PM EDT

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..... which was lovely. And I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Odds are they are probably basic white cotton underpants. But I sort of think, well, maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about.

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Waitresses don't wear any panties.

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:08:02 PM EDT

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I just came for the Ziosk rant.

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:08:14 PM EDT

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Nothing like a skidmark to ruin a good night.

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:08:42 PM EDT

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They're rarely basic white cotton, you should check it out sometime.

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:08:57 PM EDT

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could be a tranny waitress

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:09:30 PM EDT

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What? I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:09:31 PM EDT

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This thread would have been much more interesting if OP wasn't doing a quote.

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:09:40 PM EDT

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this thread got me thinking about two days ago, I actually got a look see of some woman with long legs in a short skirt was sitting down accross from me and i coud see she was wearing pink panties; that was a good morning.

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:10:04 PM EDT

[#23]

Maybe she wasn't wearing any at all!

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:10:21 PM EDT

[#24]

We're going streaking! We're going up the quad and to the gymnasium!

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:10:32 PM EDT

[#25]

It's a movie gents, man a lot of you guys are old

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:10:44 PM EDT

[#26]

OP, do you have any big plans for the weekend?

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:10:49 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/15/2015 8:11:12 PM EDT

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You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen-year-old girls everyday?

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:11:28 PM EDT

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..... which was lovely. And I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Odds are they are probably basic white cotton underpants. But I sort of think, well, maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about.

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Wait, I thought we were in the nest?

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:11:38 PM EDT

[#30]

I like you man. You're crazy. But I like you.

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:12:15 PM EDT

[#31]

There's a tranquilizer in UR NECK!

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:12:22 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/15/2015 8:12:28 PM EDT

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It's a hell of a swing and a miss if it's a movie that NOBODY has ever fucking heard of.

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:13:44 PM EDT

[#34]

were goin streakin, snoop

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:14:52 PM EDT

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Hi, this is your husband, Frank Ricard. I'll be in the neighborhood later on, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable. Damnit.

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:16:27 PM EDT

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This guy gets it.

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:17:12 PM EDT

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This happens to me hundreds of times a day.

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:17:39 PM EDT

[#38]

I'm just here for the gang bang

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:23:11 PM EDT

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These words of wisdom are timeless.

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:26:52 PM EDT

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You should pull that out man, that shit is not cool.

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:27:30 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/15/2015 8:27:40 PM EDT

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but how were the breadsticks?!?

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:29:11 PM EDT

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Well, it went right by me ......... Whoosh!

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:30:16 PM EDT

[#44]

not... a gene5 thread.

I'll be damned.

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:32:38 PM EDT

[#45]

I'm going to wind up working at Red Lobster!

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:36:41 PM EDT

[#46]

So I am not the only person that wonders these things....

Posted: 10/15/2015 8:42:07 PM EDT

[#47]

Well that's disappointing. Was half expecting you to say she turned around and it was your niece or something.

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Posted: 10/15/2015 8:45:50 PM EDT

[#48]

We're going streaking!

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Posted: 10/15/2015 8:45:59 PM EDT

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It's a hell of a swing and a miss if it's a movie that NOBODY has ever fucking heard of.

Yea it's a really unpopular movie that NOBODY has fucking heard of.

Bring your green hat

Posted: 10/15/2015 9:00:01 PM EDT

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FIFY

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