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Posted: 12/20/2015 12:13:46 PM EDT
[#1]
Hahaha. My 5 year old said: "that lady's voice is really annoying, she should just shoot the bear"
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Posted: 12/20/2015 12:14:08 PM EDT
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There's no crying in kayaking.
If a conservative girl was with her she would have shot that twat just shut her up! Stepping on the cats tail sounds better. |
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Posted: 12/20/2015 12:16:06 PM EDT
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Op just found the internet
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Posted: 12/20/2015 12:17:16 PM EDT
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I'd ask how you know she's a libtard but.......
On another note I bet the people on the sailboat were rolling on the deck whilst pissing their pants. |
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Posted: 12/20/2015 12:17:34 PM EDT
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"Why are you doing that?"
"Because I'm a bear, dipshit, and your screeching and Sirraccha spray ain't stopping me." |
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Posted: 12/20/2015 12:26:03 PM EDT
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I guess bears don't understand "safe place".
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Posted: 12/20/2015 12:27:32 PM EDT
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How do you know that silly girl is a liberal? "Liberal" is a catchall term here on ARFcom. It's the Aloha of insults. |
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Posted: 12/20/2015 12:47:46 PM EDT
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She's having a conversation with a bear. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How do we know she's a libtard? She's having a conversation with a bear. She's reasoning with it. One with nature. The bear should have sensed she was one with nature too and meant him no harm. Betrayed. Hence tears. |
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Posted: 12/20/2015 2:09:39 PM EDT
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Lib or non lib, I was praying the bear ate her... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How do you know that silly girl is a liberal? Aside from not having a gun with her, I'm wondering how her political beliefs can be determined from that too. Cheers! -JC Lib or non lib, I was praying the bear ate her... Me too. Cheers! -JC |
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Posted: 12/20/2015 3:47:49 PM EDT
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Chalk another one up to Walt Disney's bullshit.
(and city people) |
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Posted: 12/20/2015 3:50:22 PM EDT
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"Liberal" is a catchall term here on ARFcom. It's the Aloha of insults. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How do you know that silly girl is a liberal? "Liberal" is a catchall term here on ARFcom. It's the Aloha of insults. Someone facebook stalked her in the previous iterations of this thread. |
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Posted: 12/20/2015 3:57:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/20/2015 4:08:26 PM EDT
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She kept calling him a bear. Yet he self identifies as a dog. No wonder he ignored her and how speciesist of her.
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Posted: 12/20/2015 4:25:55 PM EDT
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Too bad it wasn't the bear from The Revenant. That would be an awesome video.
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Posted: 12/20/2015 4:26:18 PM EDT
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She's having a conversation with a bear. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How do we know she's a libtard? She's having a conversation with a bear. LOL |
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Posted: 12/20/2015 4:57:48 PM EDT
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I am a big fan of pepper spray.
I am also probably one of the few here who has had to stop an attacking bear with a rifle. This is a lesson if you are out in the wilderness. The pepper spray will protect you, but it won't save your outfit. I've spent a lot of time paddling in the north- a 12 GA pump gun is always part of the outfit for that reason. You can't let a bear destroy your outfit when you are 300 miles from nowhere. Once I had a bear prowling the camp in the Yukon. Couldn't scare him off, and that's no good. I waited till he was passing a stump. The 12 GA load blew the stump up in his face. No harm done, but one gone bear. |
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Posted: 12/20/2015 5:15:12 PM EDT
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Give dat bear a ceeegar!
Fuck that whiny lib bitch. |
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Posted: 12/20/2015 5:29:29 PM EDT
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I wonder how she's coming along with her therapy.
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Posted: 12/20/2015 5:36:18 PM EDT
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A snapshot inside the bear's mind: "Why duz two leg screech owl sprays the eye hurts at me? What she yells at me? Eats your tiny boat, maybe? Well, OK if that makes you happy I duz it."  
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Posted: 12/20/2015 6:41:11 PM EDT
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I'm surprised she had the brains to aim the spray in the right direction and hit the bear. I thought she was going to spray herself.
Her tears were just feeding the bear like fresh honey from Maine. Ed |
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Posted: 12/22/2015 9:02:44 AM EDT
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How do we know she's a libtard? She's having a conversation with a bear. This. Libtards think you can "discuss everything rationally" in every instance. Whether it's the Soviet Union, ISIS or 500 lbs. of "I'm gonna fuck up your shit" bear, they think you should be able to talk about it and make it all better. The feelz! 
TC |
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Posted: 12/22/2015 9:05:17 AM EDT
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She kept calling him a bear. Yet he self identifies as a dog. No wonder he ignored her and how speciesist of her. 
TC |
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Posted: 12/22/2015 9:08:01 AM EDT
[#23]
Fun to watch.
Hard to listen to. |
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Posted: 12/22/2015 9:09:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: "It's plastic and it doesn't even taste good!" It's the foam seat you've been sweating on. I'd take it as flattery, myself. I'd still shoot him, because my yak is sacred as is my plastic seat sweat, but I'd be flattered.  |
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Posted: 12/22/2015 9:10:22 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wanna bet? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I also wonder what country she was in? It is obvious that the bear didn't speak english and that is why it continued when she asked it to please stop. In all fairness though, a bear that size is not going be as intimidated by a 100lb woman as it might be by a 200+ lb man. Wanna bet? I'm in on that action. |
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Posted: 12/22/2015 9:15:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That won't fix that voice. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: That was dumb. Cutie-patootey though. A little range time and whiskey and should fix the primary defects. http://i.imgur.com/SpCJenS.jpg That won't fix that voice. it won't matter if the only sound coming out of her mouth is 'guh! guh! guh! guh! guh!' |
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Posted: 12/22/2015 9:18:10 AM EDT
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A snapshot inside the bear's mind: "Why duz two leg screech owl sprays the eye hurts at me? What she yells at me? Eats your tiny boat, maybe? Well, OK if that makes you happy I duz it."
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Posted: 12/22/2015 9:33:43 AM EDT
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Bear! Bear! Bear! Please stop!
Never gets old.
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Posted: 12/22/2015 9:43:17 AM EDT
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GAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Had to stop that noise, stupid whiny bitch. Would've been better if she had run up and given the bear a spanking.
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Posted: 12/22/2015 9:45:39 AM EDT
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I'm still laughing at the, "Bear, its November, why are you even here. You should be sleeping!"
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Posted: 12/22/2015 9:48:21 AM EDT
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that has to be audio overdub comic brilliance.
noone.. NO-ONE can be that annoying. |
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Posted: 12/22/2015 9:53:54 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/22/2015 9:59:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/22/2015 10:08:24 AM EDT
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That bear could have crushed her ribs, broken her back, or torn her throat out in a matter seconds.
She's lucky. |
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Posted: 12/22/2015 10:11:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: LOL Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: How do we know she's a libtard? She's having a conversation with a bear. LOL Also LOL'd. |
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Posted: 12/22/2015 10:25:29 AM EDT
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Fun to watch. Hard to listen to. Can you imagine waking up every day with that voice in your ear |
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Posted: 12/22/2015 10:34:47 AM EDT
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I really think if she just asked the bear to stop a few more time it might have. |
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Posted: 12/22/2015 10:34:50 AM EDT
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Should have gone home wearing a bear skin cloak. Mount the bear's head to the front of the kayak as a warning to other bears. Needs more Glock 20 w/ Buffalo Bore hardcast projectiles. |
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Posted: 12/22/2015 11:39:00 AM EDT
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She's reasoning with it. One with nature. The bear should have sensed she was one with nature too and meant him no harm. Betrayed. Hence tears. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How do we know she's a libtard? She's having a conversation with a bear. She's reasoning with it. One with nature. The bear should have sensed she was one with nature too and meant him no harm. Betrayed. Hence tears. I'm on an airplane with a Pomeranian. This whole trip I've been saying "Bear be good. Be a quiet bear." and whatnot. I've been offering bribes and trying to make deals with the bear. It's worked so far. One single woof on this trip, and no potty accidents. I think talking to bears is good. |
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Posted: 12/22/2015 11:40:08 AM EDT
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She kept calling him a bear. Yet he self identifies as a dog. No wonder he ignored her and how speciesist of her. Works for my boy, he identifies as a Kodiak, despite weighing five lbs. |
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Posted: 12/22/2015 12:01:38 PM EDT
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Dupe. I wanted to push that chick towards the bear so she'd shut the fuck up. |
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