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Posted: 1/4/2016 5:46:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/4/2016 5:48:41 PM EDT
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Ummm....how...how does one exactly....well, ride that?
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Posted: 1/4/2016 5:48:57 PM EDT
[#2]
Ill do it.
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Ummm....how...how does one exactly....well, ride that? Get very drunk. Insert dick into gas tank. piss for fuel. hold on. |
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Posted: 1/4/2016 5:49:20 PM EDT
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Sure , why not, you only go as fast as you turn the throttle.
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Posted: 1/4/2016 5:49:35 PM EDT
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Where is the gas tank?
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Posted: 1/4/2016 5:49:44 PM EDT
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What do the brake levers do?
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Posted: 1/4/2016 5:50:18 PM EDT
[#6]
I'm going to need a little more seat.
. Footpegs'd be another handy feature. |
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Posted: 1/4/2016 5:50:38 PM EDT
[#7]
If you fart right into those intakes, does it go faster?
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Posted: 1/4/2016 5:50:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Where is the gas tank? |
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Posted: 1/4/2016 5:51:15 PM EDT
[#9]
Where's the video of this thing in action? There must be one.
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Posted: 1/4/2016 5:51:47 PM EDT
[#10]
Is that a seat, or a ham sandwich? I can't tell.
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:01:06 PM EDT
[#11]
No seat. That's the tank. You stand on the foot pegs, bend over and pray.
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:02:53 PM EDT
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Ill do it. ETA: Get very drunk. Insert dick into gas tank. piss for fuel. hold on. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Ill do it. ETA: Quoted:
Ummm....how...how does one exactly....well, ride that? Get very drunk. Insert dick into gas tank. piss for fuel. hold on. Look at those carbs man, just put your dick in one of those for direct injection! |
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:03:21 PM EDT
[#13]
Darwin approves.
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:03:44 PM EDT
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The seat IS the fuel tank Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Where is the gas tank? 
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:05:04 PM EDT
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No seat. That's the tank. You stand on the foot pegs, bend over and pray. And hope it doesn't land on you when it comes back down.... 
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:05:07 PM EDT
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two days from now my wife will show me a daily mail article showing the moron that gets his dick stuck in one of those air intakes.....
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:05:38 PM EDT
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What do the brake levers do? GOOD QUESTION! |
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:05:46 PM EDT
[#18]
Do I look like a bitch? I'd hit it.
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:08:07 PM EDT
[#19]
Those intakes will keep your balls nice and airy
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:10:16 PM EDT
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What do the brake levers do? Left lever is typically clutch. Right lever typically front brake. The right side has a brake master cylinder so it looks like a brake but might be routed to the rear wheel? On a normal MC the rear brake is a foot lever on the right side. |
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:10:24 PM EDT
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GOOD QUESTION! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What do the brake levers do? GOOD QUESTION! Looks like the left lever is the clutch and the right is the rear brake. |
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:11:12 PM EDT
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I'm going to need a little more seat. . Footpegs'd be another handy feature. Pegs are on the rear axle. You'd be better off having your feet loose so you can use them as wheelie bars. |
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:11:20 PM EDT
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Who even needs a front suspension?
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:12:29 PM EDT
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Make sure you put a heat shield between the tank and the cushion.
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:12:51 PM EDT
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What do the brake levers do? Not what they should I'm sure. |
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:15:12 PM EDT
[#26]
Good Lord!
What a contraption. You'd have to refuel after the float bowls filled. |
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:16:20 PM EDT
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Ummm....how...how does one exactly....well, ride that? Like a race horse; in the stir-ups. The real question is how long one can hang on before the leg cramps force the eject? |
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:16:20 PM EDT
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The seat IS the fuel tank Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Where is the gas tank? Looks comfy. |
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:17:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What do the brake levers do? {Harley dealer}Front brakes are dangerous and just cause crashes. Just use the back brake and you'll be fine.{/Harley dealer} |
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:18:06 PM EDT
[#30]
Found photo of the other side.
Guess it does have a rear brake. And that kickstand is hilarious |
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:23:31 PM EDT
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I'm gonna guess those aren't "Z" rated tires...............good luck with that.
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:24:48 PM EDT
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Found photo of the other side. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f0/cd/4b/f0cd4b8ddc3427ebd0f9c587c8ef165e.jpg Guess it does have a rear brake. And that kickstand is hilarious Well since it has a rear brake, hold my beer. |
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:29:06 PM EDT
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Well since it has a rear brake, hold my beer. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Found photo of the other side. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f0/cd/4b/f0cd4b8ddc3427ebd0f9c587c8ef165e.jpg Guess it does have a rear brake. And that kickstand is hilarious Well since it has a rear brake, hold my beer. Only has one usable gear, so how bad could it be? |
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:33:11 PM EDT
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Where is the gas tank? It is the white thing on the seat that is crushing your balls |
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:34:39 PM EDT
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Where is the gear shift ???
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:35:11 PM EDT
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Where is the gear shift ??? There is none. Just a kick starter. just one gear. |
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:49:43 PM EDT
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how does one not get burned while on it?
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:50:51 PM EDT
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What do the brake levers do? Absolutely nothing. |
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:52:06 PM EDT
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Seems like it would have a low center of gravity.
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:54:36 PM EDT
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You have to wear shorts, a t-shirt, and flip flops while riding one of those mini bikes, pretty sure it's a law.
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:55:50 PM EDT
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You have to wear shorts, a t-shirt, wife beater, and flip flops while riding one of those mini bikes, pretty sure it's a law. fix'd |
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:56:41 PM EDT
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I'd like to see the rest of the motorbikes...
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Posted: 1/4/2016 6:58:01 PM EDT
[#43]
i would ride it
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Posted: 1/4/2016 7:35:16 PM EDT
[#44]
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There is none. Just a kick starter. just one gear. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Where is the gear shift ??? There is none. Just a kick starter. just one gear. Not sure about that. It may have a proportioning valve on the left side by the head, and a gearshifter pointing straight up on the left side. Cable clutch left side handlebar, hydro brake right side handlebar. |
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Posted: 1/4/2016 7:38:07 PM EDT
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Not sure about that. It may have a proportioning valve on the left side by the head, and a gearshifter pointing straight up on the left side. Cable clutch left side handlebar, hydro brake right side handlebar. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Where is the gear shift ??? There is none. Just a kick starter. just one gear. Not sure about that. It may have a proportioning valve on the left side by the head, and a gearshifter pointing straight up on the left side. Cable clutch left side handlebar, hydro brake right side handlebar. I see it too. Holy shit how many gears would you have the balls to go through?? 
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Posted: 1/4/2016 7:38:29 PM EDT
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Looks like a great ride when you feel like burning your legs as your balls get sucked into the carburetor, all while doing reverse somersaults from the torque.
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Posted: 1/4/2016 7:39:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/4/2016 7:43:22 PM EDT
[#48]
A vid of some brave soul riding that will end up on this show.
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Posted: 1/4/2016 7:46:55 PM EDT
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Look at those carbs man, just put your dick in one of those for direct injection! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Ill do it. ETA: Quoted:
Ummm....how...how does one exactly....well, ride that? Get very drunk. Insert dick into gas tank. piss for fuel. hold on. Look at those carbs man, just put your dick in one of those for direct injection! I've heard rumors about the auto-suck option, never seen it before. |
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Posted: 1/4/2016 7:55:05 PM EDT
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what could possibly go wrong?
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