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Ill do it.
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Ummm....how...how does one exactly....well, ride that? View Quote Get very drunk. Insert dick into gas tank. piss for fuel. hold on. |
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I'm going to need a little more seat.
. Footpegs'd be another handy feature. |
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Where's the video of this thing in action? There must be one.
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Is that a seat, or a ham sandwich? I can't tell.
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No seat. That's the tank. You stand on the foot pegs, bend over and pray.
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Ummm....how...how does one exactly....well, ride that? Get very drunk. Insert dick into gas tank. piss for fuel. hold on. Look at those carbs man, just put your dick in one of those for direct injection! |
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two days from now my wife will show me a daily mail article showing the moron that gets his dick stuck in one of those air intakes.....
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Make sure you put a heat shield between the tank and the cushion.
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Good Lord!
What a contraption. You'd have to refuel after the float bowls filled. |
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I'm gonna guess those aren't "Z" rated tires...............good luck with that.
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Found photo of the other side. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f0/cd/4b/f0cd4b8ddc3427ebd0f9c587c8ef165e.jpg Guess it does have a rear brake. And that kickstand is hilarious View Quote Well since it has a rear brake, hold my beer. |
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Well since it has a rear brake, hold my beer. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Found photo of the other side. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f0/cd/4b/f0cd4b8ddc3427ebd0f9c587c8ef165e.jpg Guess it does have a rear brake. And that kickstand is hilarious Well since it has a rear brake, hold my beer. Only has one usable gear, so how bad could it be? |
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You have to wear shorts, a t-shirt, and flip flops while riding one of those mini bikes, pretty sure it's a law.
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There is none. Just a kick starter. just one gear. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Where is the gear shift ??? There is none. Just a kick starter. just one gear. Not sure about that. It may have a proportioning valve on the left side by the head, and a gearshifter pointing straight up on the left side. Cable clutch left side handlebar, hydro brake right side handlebar. |
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Not sure about that. It may have a proportioning valve on the left side by the head, and a gearshifter pointing straight up on the left side. Cable clutch left side handlebar, hydro brake right side handlebar. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Where is the gear shift ??? There is none. Just a kick starter. just one gear. Not sure about that. It may have a proportioning valve on the left side by the head, and a gearshifter pointing straight up on the left side. Cable clutch left side handlebar, hydro brake right side handlebar. I see it too. Holy shit how many gears would you have the balls to go through?? ![]() |
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Looks like a great ride when you feel like burning your legs as your balls get sucked into the carburetor, all while doing reverse somersaults from the torque.
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Look at those carbs man, just put your dick in one of those for direct injection! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Ummm....how...how does one exactly....well, ride that? Get very drunk. Insert dick into gas tank. piss for fuel. hold on. Look at those carbs man, just put your dick in one of those for direct injection! I've heard rumors about the auto-suck option, never seen it before. |
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