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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:04:17 PM EDT
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She may have won an ARF poll against a bunch of other fatties, but she's still a fatty
 I hope this swimsuit edition comes in one of those black plastic sleeves like porn mags so I don't have to look at that cow on the cover
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:05:11 PM EDT
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Thank you. She's beautiful. Sadly, though, I have seen two hundred episodes of her model show, at least. She is crazy as hell. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Thank you. She's beautiful. Sadly, though, I have seen two hundred episodes of her model show, at least. She is crazy as hell. She is sane compared to me. 
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:06:07 PM EDT
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I agree but holy shit that bitch looks old. Cheryl Tiegs looks great.
Ya, agreed. She is ugly as shit and, obviously, a very rude person. I'd still still fuck her, no questions asked. Happily, even, if she takes the dentures out. Mmmmmmm....... |
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:07:19 PM EDT
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You couldn't reach your arms all the way around it that's for sure, all of these guys here saying she is hot would change their mind when they saw the 3 foot butt crack in real life. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Google search. Sheer undies pic. Her ass is fucking enormous. Gross. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile You couldn't reach your arms all the way around it that's for sure, all of these guys here saying she is hot would change their mind when they saw the 3 foot butt crack in real life. I think that's why we like her? |
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:09:48 PM EDT
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............... I think that's why we like her? If I was young and single and she was tipped over the table...........she would stand ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE.
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:11:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:12:30 PM EDT
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You couldn't reach your arms all the way around it that's for sure, all of these guys here saying she is hot would change their mind when they saw the 3 foot butt crack in real life. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Google search. Sheer undies pic. Her ass is fucking enormous. Gross. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile You couldn't reach your arms all the way around it that's for sure, all of these guys here saying she is hot would change their mind when they saw the 3 foot butt crack in real life. 
That's something that doesn't really get addressed in most conversations about a nice ass. There really is a sweet spot when it comes to butt crack length though. Too short looks deformed and undeveloped. Too long looks like the rip might just tear them open all the way up their back when you split it. Kudos for broaching the subject. |
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:12:43 PM EDT
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I just want to BITE her!!!!!!  I would do many other things to her.
Can't cuddle a stick fellas. 
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:14:39 PM EDT
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Who thinks that hog is sexy?
When we were single the exact term used for guys who chased the fat girls was "Going hogging" http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/graham-ellen/ashley-graham-ellen-degeneres-show-01.JPG You should have given a Porker Warning.
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:16:22 PM EDT
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No I didn't. I included them in 2). Granted it covers a broad category of dudes, but they all have at least one thing in common.  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Clicking here will hurt ARFCOM feels ETA: since 13'ers are really slow.....let me spell it out....she won the ARFCOM poll on SI swimsuit models. The type of people who would consider that gal fat: 1) Dried up catty bitches. 2) Homosexual men. Real talk. You forgot number 3. Guys who are in great shape, good looking, and make money who get whoever they want. They don't have to rationalize. No I didn't. I included them in 2). Granted it covers a broad category of dudes, but they all have at least one thing in common. So....you are not in great shape, are not good looking, don't make money and can't get whoever you want....or you are gay. Which is it?
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:16:41 PM EDT
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Who thinks that hog is sexy?
When we were single the exact term used for guys who chased the fat girls was "Going hogging" http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/graham-ellen/ashley-graham-ellen-degeneres-show-01.JPG Meh, I'd snort a line of bacon bits off her ass. |
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:17:36 PM EDT
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And another thing, that chubby SI cover girl has a thin face and perfect skin and thick gorgeous hair. If they really want to support the average woman, that ain't it. She is still a winner in the genetic lottery. If she slimmed down she would look like any other thin model. How about some chubby women with thick ankles, thinning hair and ruddy skin. Now you're talking about the average woman. Seriously. Next time your standing in the grocery store, you know where real live humans go - not super models, take a glance around. How many women do you see who look like Cheryl Tiegs or this current SI chubby model? I hazard a guess exactly zero. I guess you don't get your groceries at Kroger... |
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:18:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:19:39 PM EDT
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Standing by for all the super model SO's that posters in here will be sharing. 
Don't worry, I won't hold my breath. 
I googled that SI chick. Shes fat. Hell Im 5'10" and 220 and Im fat and shes freaking only 1 inch shorter than me and 20 pounds less But I just sent my pics to fitness monthly. They said my beer belly will look great on next months cover issue. |
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:21:22 PM EDT
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http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=82100 I googled that SI chick. Shes fat. Hell Im 5'10" and 220 and Im fat and shes freaking only 1 inch shorter than me and 20 pounds less But I just sent my pics to fitness monthly. They said my beer belly will look great on next months cover issue. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Standing by for all the super model SO's that posters in here will be sharing.
Don't worry, I won't hold my breath. http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=82100 I googled that SI chick. Shes fat. Hell Im 5'10" and 220 and Im fat and shes freaking only 1 inch shorter than me and 20 pounds less But I just sent my pics to fitness monthly. They said my beer belly will look great on next months cover issue. You are VERY similar to my build............ 
I'm a bit taller but A LOT uglier. 
Is that woman your wife, fiancé, etc.?
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:21:29 PM EDT
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She may have won an ARF poll against a bunch of other fatties, but she's still a fatty I hope this swimsuit edition comes in one of those black plastic sleeves like porn mags so I don't have to look at that cow on the cover Haha, this. Also what round for fatties? Maybe 300 Fat out. Was thinking I might want to take a look at the size of her ass but my truck only has half a tank of gas. 
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:21:52 PM EDT
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A few thoughts and observations:
First, there is NO WAY she has a 29.5" waist. Sorry, Ford...you're full of shit. Second, She is in fact very beautiful. Very pretty face. The "airbrushing" makes her skin look very smooth....but that's airbrushing. Third, this is important....the only reason she looks good (I do like curvy women) is because she is very young. Young girls can get away with being that overweight because of young tight skin. (Not to mention all the digital airbrushing). In a few years she's gonna look like a disgusting fat ass. Lastly, I agree with Ms Tiegs and others.....glorifying this type of unhealthy body style is damaging. |
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:23:09 PM EDT
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she is fat..
why are people offended. |
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:24:02 PM EDT
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Tiegs =
I'll take the model. She looks fun...and soft.
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:25:41 PM EDT
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You forgot number 3. Guys who are in great shape, good looking, and make money who get whoever they want. They don't have to rationalize. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Clicking here will hurt ARFCOM feels ETA: since 13'ers are really slow.....let me spell it out....she won the ARFCOM poll on SI swimsuit models. The type of people who would consider that gal fat: 1) Dried up catty bitches. 2) Homosexual men. Real talk. You forgot number 3. Guys who are in great shape, good looking, and make money who get whoever they want. They don't have to rationalize. Tell,us more about your millionaire playboy lifestyle |
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:30:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is she built like a 12 year old filipino boy? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Chick is a size 14. Avg woman is 12-14. She's fucking hot... This is the only time that I've been below average and can't blame it on being too hungover to take the test. My wife is mad that she's still a six. I would have left her years ago if she ever hit a size 14 Is she built like a 12 year old filipino boy? A woman who's a size 6 does not have a body like a boy. Thanks for playing, though.
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:31:50 PM EDT
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A few thoughts and observations: First, there is NO WAY she has a 29.5" waist. Sorry, Ford...you're full of shit. . That's an......odd claim. I always consider it a given that published numbers for anyone famous are likely to be fudged but that seems bizarre that they'd go with that. Maybe the photos are deceptive and she's smaller than she seems. Or maybe they're using measurements from her thinner phase. Or maybe they are just full of shit.
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:33:20 PM EDT
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SI model is just plain fat. She can try to rationalize her appearance by talking about her "curves" and how "healthy she is" but she's just fooling herself.
She has a very beautiful face but needs to start walking 3 miles a day (fast), eating a quality 1500 calorie per day diet to lose all the extra lbs. |
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:40:48 PM EDT
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Real fat. Lot's of chubby chasers here, though.  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Shes not plus size, shes fat. Real fat. Lot's of chubby chasers here, though. lol yeah. yeah i get that some fashion models are unrealistically thin. but going full retard is not the answer. normal to a few extra pounds is great. that chick is fat. |
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:41:40 PM EDT
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You are VERY similar to my build............
I'm a bit taller but A LOT uglier.
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Standing by for all the super model SO's that posters in here will be sharing.
Don't worry, I won't hold my breath. http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=82100 I googled that SI chick. Shes fat. Hell Im 5'10" and 220 and Im fat and shes freaking only 1 inch shorter than me and 20 pounds less But I just sent my pics to fitness monthly. They said my beer belly will look great on next months cover issue. You are VERY similar to my build............
I'm a bit taller but A LOT uglier.
Is that woman your wife, fiancé, etc.? My wife. And for the record that SI chick has a cute face but if Im at a beach full of hot bodies walking around in 2 pieces thats not the body type Id be scoping out. I could see her being an over sized model for JC Pennys ladies wear or a fetish magazine but Im just not seeing her as anywhere near SI swimsuit edition quality and definitely not a cover chick. |
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:42:44 PM EDT
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Arfcom safe version of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit picture:
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:43:10 PM EDT
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............. My wife. And for the record that SI chick has a cute face but if Im at a beach full of hot bodies walking around in 2 pieces thats not the body type Id be scoping out. I could see her being an over sized model for JC Pennys ladies wear or a fetish magazine but Im just not seeing her as anywhere near SI swimsuit edition quality and definitely not a cover chick. Since she is your woman I will just keep it respectful and just say...................."YES!!"
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:44:00 PM EDT
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Arfcom safe version of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit picture: http://kristinshutt.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/beached-whale-2.jpg?w=460 No tits. |
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:45:21 PM EDT
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Who is disputing this? She's a cow.
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:47:24 PM EDT
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My wife. And for the record that SI chick has a cute face but if Im at a beach full of hot bodies walking around in 2 pieces thats not the body type Id be scoping out. I could see her being an over sized model for JC Pennys ladies wear or a fetish magazine but Im just not seeing her as anywhere near SI swimsuit edition quality and definitely not a cover chick. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Standing by for all the super model SO's that posters in here will be sharing.
Don't worry, I won't hold my breath. http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=82100 I googled that SI chick. Shes fat. Hell Im 5'10" and 220 and Im fat and shes freaking only 1 inch shorter than me and 20 pounds less But I just sent my pics to fitness monthly. They said my beer belly will look great on next months cover issue. You are VERY similar to my build............
I'm a bit taller but A LOT uglier.
Is that woman your wife, fiancé, etc.? My wife. And for the record that SI chick has a cute face but if Im at a beach full of hot bodies walking around in 2 pieces thats not the body type Id be scoping out. I could see her being an over sized model for JC Pennys ladies wear or a fetish magazine but Im just not seeing her as anywhere near SI swimsuit edition quality and definitely not a cover chick. Wow. She is too good looking for,you
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:47:46 PM EDT
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Wow, SI has changed a lot since they started doing the swimsuit issues. There is no way that woman matches the numbers they're throwing out there and her ass looks like something a Kardashian would be proud of- and that's not healthy.
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:48:37 PM EDT
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She's a disaster (the SI model)
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Posted: 2/26/2016 12:49:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Google search. Sheer undies pic.
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Posted: 2/26/2016 1:04:10 PM EDT
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Wow. She is too good looking for,you I know.
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Posted: 2/26/2016 1:07:58 PM EDT
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Maybe because the chick is a fucking fatty and this liberal bullshit mindset of normalizing unhealthy behavior has infiltrated arf to its core. |
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Posted: 2/26/2016 1:09:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/26/2016 1:39:34 PM EDT
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She doesn't look like she would break that's for sure. One of the benefits of large girl is she lets you lay on her and soak for awhile
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Posted: 2/26/2016 1:41:41 PM EDT
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I looked at a few of the Instagram pics, si cover, Read the articles. One thing no one is saying. With the figure presented, 201 seems a stretch. Or she's in relatively great shape with some serious muscle under the cushion.
I've dated similarly figured gals and they were at least 20lbs lighter. Either way I don't care and think she looks great. |
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Posted: 2/26/2016 1:50:37 PM EDT
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Meh, some people have really large frames. I've met some women who are practically skin and bone but who could have been linebackers.
Also, Cheryl Tiegs isn't my thing. Claudia Schiffer, Gia Carangi (before she got Ebolaids), Christina Hendricks, Marilyn Monroe, Claudia Cardinale - YES. They actually had hips. |
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Posted: 2/26/2016 1:51:21 PM EDT
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I guess we'll have to wait and see what Fatty McFattles looks like when she's 68 y/o.
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Posted: 2/26/2016 1:57:07 PM EDT
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201 lbs.? LOL. I used to say that when my (now ex) wife hit 200 lbs I was going to trade her in for two 100-pounders. Yeah, that chick is just plain fat.
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Posted: 2/26/2016 1:58:15 PM EDT
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That Ashley is whale. WTF is she doing on the cover of SI?
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Posted: 2/26/2016 2:00:15 PM EDT
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I'm waiting for some chunky lover to say that she has a body like a boy. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Wow. She is too good looking for,you I know.She definitely doesn't look like a boy and is beautiful. However, according to what the standards used to be she's probably not si material either. For the record though according to many arfcom ladies dmacrtco's build is ideal. Definitely preferred over the male equivalent of an si model. So what is it were even talking about anymore? |
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Posted: 2/26/2016 2:00:43 PM EDT
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Would SMASH the new swimsuit model! She's more likely to smash you.
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Posted: 2/26/2016 2:07:08 PM EDT
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This seems more fitting than ever http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/pyramidmountain/112c3rm.jpg So half the guys in this thread are just drunk?
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Posted: 2/26/2016 2:09:02 PM EDT
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Clicking here will hurt ARFCOM feels ETA: since 13'ers are really slow.....let me spell it out....she won the ARFCOM poll on SI swimsuit models. How the fuck did she win a poll on swimsuit models? Not saying I wouldn't squish, but she has no business being an SI swimsuit model in a non-PC world. |
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Posted: 2/26/2016 2:10:14 PM EDT
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More cushion for the pushin.
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Posted: 2/26/2016 2:10:37 PM EDT
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201 lbs.? LOL. I don't want to have to stretch first to pick up my woman.
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Posted: 2/26/2016 2:17:31 PM EDT
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The average woman is fat then, and that doesn't make being fat ok. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Chick is a size 14. Avg woman is 12-14. She's fucking hot... The average woman is fat then, and that doesn't make being fat ok. This. Just because she's average doesn't mean she's not fat. She's fat. Americans as a whole are getting fatter all the time. Fly over to Europe and see what the people over there look like.....they are normal, we are fat. |
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Posted: 2/26/2016 2:18:03 PM EDT
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No fat chicks.
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