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Posted: 3/15/2016 5:29:56 PM EDT

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Indiana Jones and the Search for the Bathroom.

Posted: 3/15/2016 5:30:39 PM EDT

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A little bit of paint and CGI will spruce him up

Posted: 3/15/2016 5:42:53 PM EDT

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Good CGI has gotten to the point that an old face can be convincingly painted on a young one, such as Brad Pitt in Benjamin Button. Stuntman Joe Smith can do the hard stuff wearing Harrison Ford's face while Harrison Ford wears Harrison Ford's face for the less challenging closeups. It would be disastrous in a low budget or poorly directed film, but this is going to be a Spielberg flick... might work.

Posted: 3/15/2016 5:43:40 PM EDT

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It would have stayed in Nazi hands if Indy hadn't been around.

Posted: 3/15/2016 5:45:44 PM EDT

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Indian Jones and the Platinum Dentures

Posted: 3/15/2016 5:54:50 PM EDT

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Indiana Jones and the Wheelchair of Death

Posted: 3/15/2016 6:02:45 PM EDT

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Indiana Jones, and the Return of Short-Round

Posted: 3/15/2016 6:08:09 PM EDT

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It would hard to be worse than "Crystal Skull"

I mean surviving a nuclear blast in a refrigerator

Then the whole interdimensional beings

Your fridge isnt lead lined?

Impact is a bitch.

Posted: 3/15/2016 6:24:44 PM EDT

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Good CGI has gotten to the point that an old face can be convincingly painted on a young one, such as Brad Pitt in Benjamin Button. Stuntman Joe Smith can do the hard stuff wearing Harrison Ford's face while Harrison Ford wears Harrison Ford's face for the less challenging closeups. It would be disastrous in a low budget or poorly directed film, but this is going to be a Spielberg flick... might work.

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A little bit of paint and CGI will spruce him up

Good CGI has gotten to the point that an old face can be convincingly painted on a young one, such as Brad Pitt in Benjamin Button. Stuntman Joe Smith can do the hard stuff wearing Harrison Ford's face while Harrison Ford wears Harrison Ford's face for the less challenging closeups. It would be disastrous in a low budget or poorly directed film, but this is going to be a Spielberg flick... might work.

Hope it works too, maybe Clint Eastwood could do one more Dirty Old Harry.

Posted: 3/15/2016 6:27:30 PM EDT

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I hope Shia Ladouch kills him with a lightsaber, then snorts a line of powder from the Ark followed by a big gulp from the Grail.

If someone could rip their hearts out that would be great too.

Posted: 3/15/2016 6:31:56 PM EDT

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Indiana Jones in: Search for the Last Depends

Posted: 3/15/2016 6:34:07 PM EDT

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Disney did a soft-reboot with Star Wars and it kicked the shit out of Avatar in just 2 weeks at the box office, and got very high ratings all around.

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Please NO, there is no possible way it could be any good. Ford is 74 years old!

Disney did a soft-reboot with Star Wars and it kicked the shit out of Avatar in just 2 weeks at the box office, and got very high ratings all around.

Hate to burst your bubble, but Avatar still owns that crown. Star Wars 7 still did EXTREMELY well though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_films

Posted: 3/15/2016 6:37:12 PM EDT

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If they brought back the historical/intellectual sort of endeavor they had with the Last Crusade, they'd have a winner.

Posted: 3/15/2016 6:48:10 PM EDT

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I wonder if they're going to bring back Short Round.

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Gene would make a great Short Round

Posted: 3/15/2016 6:55:18 PM EDT

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Indiana Jones, and the Lost Spectacles?

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Indiana Jones and the Rest Home of Doom?

Indiana Jones, and the Lost Spectacles?

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Indiana Jones and the ...uh.....forgot.....what were we doing..?

Posted: 3/15/2016 6:58:32 PM EDT

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Hate to burst your bubble, but Avatar still owns that crown. Star Wars 7 still did EXTREMELY well though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_films

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Please NO, there is no possible way it could be any good. Ford is 74 years old!

Disney did a soft-reboot with Star Wars and it kicked the shit out of Avatar in just 2 weeks at the box office, and got very high ratings all around.

Hate to burst your bubble, but Avatar still owns that crown. Star Wars 7 still did EXTREMELY well though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_films

Guess who will win at the end of the day? Star Wars because they'll get a SHIT TON of blu ray sales, merchandise and everything. When you add in all the other stuff, besides just pure box office ticket sales, Star Wars curb stomps the space smurfs.

Posted: 3/15/2016 7:01:00 PM EDT

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I just read on a Hollywood insider site that the Wachowski Brothers (now sisters) are in talks to reboot Indy as a black, transgendered archaeologist who fights Donald Trump for an ancient mystical talisman that can change your sex at will. Apparently Jaden Smith is in the running to play the lead role.

Posted: 3/15/2016 7:12:37 PM EDT

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It belongs in a museum!

Posted: 3/15/2016 7:18:07 PM EDT

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I just read on a Hollywood insider site that the Wachowski Brothers (now sisters) are in talks to reboot Indy as a black, transgendered archaeologist who fights Donald Trump for an ancient mystical talisman that can change your sex at will. Apparently Jaden Smith is in the running to play the lead role.

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Posted: 3/15/2016 7:18:55 PM EDT

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It would hard to be worse than "Crystal Skull"

Then the whole interdimensional beings

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I mean this is a franchise featuing mythical skin melting ghost from a magic box, magic stones, and a five hundred year old immortal crusade knight. Interdimensional beings was the easiest thing to accept in that abortion of a movie. I never got why this concept went against peoples' perception of what the film series should be. Had the characters been written better, with classic Indy punchy dialogue and better crafted action sequences, I think aliens could have easily fit into this universe.

Since everyone busted a fat fucking nut over the new Star Wars, studious will quadruple down on rebooting franchises with nastalgia nods in the place of a good story.

Posted: 3/15/2016 7:21:29 PM EDT

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Leave it to Disney to destroy an otherwise legendary movie series.

Yes, I know crystal skull was an abomination. I do not consider it part of the the legendary portion of the series.

Posted: 3/15/2016 7:25:17 PM EDT

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I think most in this thread have nailed it.

Harrison Ford will be in his mid-70's filming this one. It's like watching a fighter come back for that last fight he shouldn't have. Ford is a great actor, and i love the roles he's played, but he's just too old.

Maybe if they could transition him to the mentor, for his son or something, it would work. But not as the main character.

Posted: 3/15/2016 7:55:16 PM EDT

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Co-starring Shia LaBeouf!!!!

Posted: 3/15/2016 8:15:45 PM EDT

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You guys are too harsh on the Crystal Skull - for the wrong reasons. The whole crystal skull mythology is very legit, even though it's not part of Christian lore.
Also- aliens- more realistic than ghosts and a God that makes a golden arc that kills people who look at it.

The problem with Crystal Skull was that it needed better writing, it had Shia Lebutt, and that horrible seen with him swinging through the trees like a monkey.

Posted: 3/15/2016 8:21:03 PM EDT

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Indiana Jones and the Walk in Bathtub.

Indiana Jones and the Hoverround of Confusion.

Indiana Jones and the HEY YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!

Posted: 3/15/2016 8:22:53 PM EDT

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Indiana Jones and the Early Diner Buffet

Posted: 3/15/2016 8:23:08 PM EDT

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I think most in this thread have nailed it.

Harrison Ford will be in his mid-70's filming this one. It's like watching a fighter come back for that last fight he shouldn't have. Ford is a great actor, and i love the roles he's played, but he's just too old.

Maybe if they could transition him to the mentor, for his son or something, it would work. But not as the main character.

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No, he needs to play his age. It was clear his son was the new adventurer from Crystal Skull (Which I like, so sue me.)

I just think Shia LeBoeuf is damaged goods, and probably wrong for the part. Recast it with Chris Pratt, and I think you could have something real special.

Posted: 3/15/2016 8:48:11 PM EDT

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Crystal Skull was one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

Posted: 3/15/2016 8:50:25 PM EDT

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It was almost as bad as Pacific Rim.

Posted: 3/15/2016 8:53:46 PM EDT

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Crystal Skull was one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

It was almost as bad as Pacific Rim.

Almost.

Posted: 3/15/2016 8:55:37 PM EDT

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Indiana Jones and the temple of depends

Posted: 3/15/2016 8:57:47 PM EDT

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Indiana Jones and the Irritable Bowel Diaper....

Posted: 3/15/2016 8:59:14 PM EDT

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It was almost as bad as Pacific Rim.

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Crystal Skull was one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

It was almost as bad as Pacific Rim.

You're dead to me.

Posted: 3/15/2016 8:59:52 PM EDT

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"Indiana Jones and the Dungeon of Geriatric Rape"

Posted: 3/15/2016 9:03:31 PM EDT

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Crystal Skull was one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

It was almost as bad as Pacific Rim.

You're dead to me.

Posted: 3/15/2016 9:17:02 PM EDT

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Give me a fucking break.

Posted: 3/15/2016 9:20:22 PM EDT

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Good. This will be the film where they hand the reigns to the new Indy (won't be named that, I know, I know).

Here's hoping it's Chris Pratt even though I doubt it

Posted: 3/15/2016 9:22:50 PM EDT

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why? so they can (ep7 spoiler)Click To View Spoiler

Posted: 3/15/2016 9:33:46 PM EDT

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They have to make another one so they can reveal Indy was gay the whole time.

Posted: 3/15/2016 9:35:35 PM EDT

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Good CGI has gotten to the point that an old face can be convincingly painted on a young one, such as Brad Pitt in Benjamin Button. Stuntman Joe Smith can do the hard stuff wearing Harrison Ford's face while Harrison Ford wears Harrison Ford's face for the less challenging closeups. It would be disastrous in a low budget or poorly directed film, but this is going to be a Spielberg flick... might work.

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A little bit of paint and CGI will spruce him up

Good CGI has gotten to the point that an old face can be convincingly painted on a young one, such as Brad Pitt in Benjamin Button. Stuntman Joe Smith can do the hard stuff wearing Harrison Ford's face while Harrison Ford wears Harrison Ford's face for the less challenging closeups. It would be disastrous in a low budget or poorly directed film, but this is going to be a Spielberg flick... might work.

Look what they did to Chris Evans in Captain America, in the first part when he was small and scrawny.

Posted: 3/15/2016 9:45:26 PM EDT

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Depending on the bra size I could see this working.

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Maybe they kill him off in this one too.

Long lost son he never knew he had shows up to take over the exploring rolls. Indy becomes the same character Sean Connery played. The franchise goes on.

ETA: in this PC world it will be his daughter and not his son.

Depending on the bra size I could see this working.

Cast Haley Atwell.

Posted: 3/15/2016 10:00:18 PM EDT

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They have to make another one so they can reveal Indy was gay the whole time.

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Indiana Jones and the Broke Back Pyramid?

Posted: 3/15/2016 10:02:04 PM EDT

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milking it as much as possible

Posted: 3/15/2016 10:07:58 PM EDT

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yeah, it wasn't very good, bad story, bad writing, and execution aside. Ford's age in an action role wasn't the whole problem with that movie, but it was part of the problem.

Posted: 3/15/2016 10:09:14 PM EDT

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I'd like to see more Indian Jones movies. Just not with Harrison Ford playing the lead action role. The need to find someone else.

Posted: 3/15/2016 10:10:34 PM EDT

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Ford looked pretty rough in Star Wars, will he even be alive in 2019?

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If he is, I got a dollar that says Indie dies in this one in some kind of "passing the mantle" moment.

Posted: 3/15/2016 10:12:48 PM EDT

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I wonder if they're going to bring back Short Round.

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That's not Short Round.

Posted: 3/15/2016 10:13:23 PM EDT

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Depending on the bra size I could see this working.

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Maybe they kill him off in this one too.

Long lost son he never knew he had shows up to take over the exploring rolls. Indy becomes the same character Sean Connery played. The franchise goes on.
ETA: in this PC world it will be his daughter and not his son.

Depending on the bra size I could see this working.

Lara Croft is his bastard daughter