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Posted: 5/30/2016 8:20:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/30/2016 8:28:44 PM EDT
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Nobody likes a smelly pussy
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Posted: 5/30/2016 8:32:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/30/2016 8:35:50 PM EDT
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Beaten 
And take 2! |
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Posted: 5/30/2016 8:42:37 PM EDT
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WOW!! Now that was funny!
I can't believe I've never seen that before! |
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Posted: 5/30/2016 8:44:04 PM EDT
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shit, it's like a kitty cat holocaust machine.
Into zee showers, feline! |
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Posted: 5/30/2016 8:50:46 PM EDT
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They never even asked me any questions.
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Posted: 5/30/2016 8:53:38 PM EDT
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Cats have been bathing themselves for millenia. Don't fuck with mother nature.
Besides, there's not enough kevlar in the world to protect you from a cat that REALLY doesn't want to do something. 
TC |
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Posted: 5/30/2016 8:56:00 PM EDT
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I still have the scars from the last time I attempted to bathe one of my cats.
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Posted: 5/30/2016 10:17:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
They never even asked me any questions. 
The makings of a sad cat diary entry. |
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Posted: 5/30/2016 10:19:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/30/2016 10:24:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/30/2016 10:35:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
shit, it's like a kitty cat holocaust machine. Into zee showers, feline! Never thought of it that way 
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Posted: 5/30/2016 10:48:28 PM EDT
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Obviously Arf has never read how to wash your cat and clean your toilet in one simple operation.
Requires two people, dish soap or toilet cleaner, welding gloves Preparation: Wait until cat is asleep in the sun. Add large volume of soap to toilet, clear path, wedge bathroom door properly. Have helper stand by at nearest exterior door Don welding gloves, elbow length preferred. May consider full welding PPE, especially if you have a leather apron and autoshade helmet . Vigorously seize cat After approaching pitch cat headlong into toilet and slam lid down in a single motion. This is the do or die moment of the operation. Failure is not an option. There may be opportunity here to clean those nasty old welding gloves as well. Hold lid down while cat washes himself, and cleans your toilet. After a suitable interval, hit the rinse button. Hit it again. Once you feel the cat and toilet are well rinsed and free of soap, call out to your helper to open the exterior door and stand clear. Raise toilet lid, examine toilet to see if properly cleaned. DX PPE, and if necessary, retrieve cleaned welding gloves and hang them up to dry. 
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Posted: 5/31/2016 2:52:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
The makings of a sad cat diary entry. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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They never even asked me any questions.
The makings of a sad cat diary entry.
Should've figured there was a clip of it somewhere. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2QeRgUAm3o |
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Posted: 5/31/2016 3:03:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: shit, it's like a kitty cat holocaust machine. Into zee showers, feline! 
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Posted: 5/31/2016 3:19:21 PM EDT
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flutiexxx4 months ago
You know whoever invented this is a real cunt. lol? lol |
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Posted: 5/31/2016 3:25:18 PM EDT
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I want to see somebody put a puppy or small dog in one of those. Think the results would be the same?
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Posted: 5/31/2016 3:26:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/31/2016 3:26:31 PM EDT
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I can't keep my Bengal out of the shower in the morning.
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Posted: 5/31/2016 3:26:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryNever watched that show. I guess that is where Bob from Bob's Burgers went. |
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Posted: 5/31/2016 3:32:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/31/2016 3:32:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Never watched that show. I guess that is where Bob from Bob's Burgers went. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Never watched that show. I guess that is where Bob from Bob's Burgers went. A. Start now. It's on NetFlix and seriously, it's amazing. B. Yup. Same dude. Same style of humor. |
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Posted: 5/31/2016 3:33:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Never watched that show. I guess that is where Bob from Bob's Burgers went. Quote HistoryQuoted: Never watched that show. I guess that is where Bob from Bob's Burgers went. And Star Wars is where that guy from Indiana Jones went.  |
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Posted: 5/31/2016 3:34:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I can't keep my Bengal out of the shower in the morning. |
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Posted: 5/31/2016 3:36:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Never watched that show. I guess that is where Bob from Bob's Burgers went. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Never watched that show. I guess that is where Bob from Bob's Burgers went. |
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Posted: 5/31/2016 3:54:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
I want to see somebody put a puppy or small dog in one of those. Think the results would be the same? Demented invention. Imagine if aliens just dumped humans in some scenario that we recoil from (falling, partial drowning, buried alive, etc) for our own good, no explanation. Pretty frakked. |
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Posted: 5/31/2016 3:58:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI know several EE's that I can envision designing, building, and attempting to market that. |
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Posted: 5/31/2016 3:59:03 PM EDT
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so the cat was saying "I'm done" over and over.
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Posted: 5/31/2016 4:19:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThat cat was probably plotting on what to shred or shit on first when it got home. |
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Posted: 5/31/2016 4:47:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted:
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VfSl0iGAus
flutiexxx4 months ago
You know whoever invented this is a real cunt. lol? lol I have a cat who's a real cunt. Where do I get one? He deserves it. |
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Posted: 5/31/2016 5:04:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted:
http://youtu.be/GFobb7n7AzEQuoted:
Never watched that show. I guess that is where Bob from Bob's Burgers went. That scene was the best crossover/movie reference scene of all time. The Bob's Burgers/History of Violence scene, not meowshwitz. That was funny too though. |
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Posted: 5/31/2016 5:12:34 PM EDT
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What I want to see is a video of them trying to get the same cats back into those same boxes...
That would be entertaining. |
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Posted: 5/31/2016 5:17:21 PM EDT
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1) Pour soap in the toilet. 2) Insert Kitty 3) Close lid 4) Sit on lid 4) Flush twice, one to wash once to wash, once to rinse. 5) Exit bathroom, closing door behind you. |
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Posted: 5/31/2016 5:21:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryMy 6 year old says that machine looks like it is for power washing cats. |
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Posted: 5/31/2016 5:21:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Cats have been bathing themselves for millenia. Don't fuck with mother nature. Besides, there's not enough kevlar in the world to protect you from a cat that REALLY doesn't want to do something.
TC Quote HistoryQuoted:
Cats have been bathing themselves for millenia. Don't fuck with mother nature. Besides, there's not enough kevlar in the world to protect you from a cat that REALLY doesn't want to do something.
TC Exactly. Cats don't need water baths. Cheers! -JC ETA: Funny! |
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Posted: 5/31/2016 5:23:30 PM EDT
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They used fucking antiseptic hand soap on the cat?
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Posted: 5/31/2016 5:25:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/31/2016 5:26:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Cats have been bathing themselves for millenia. Don't fuck with mother nature. Besides, there's not enough kevlar in the world to protect you from a cat that REALLY doesn't want to do something. TC Few months ago our inside cat got out and was promptly mauled by a couple of dogs. We managed to save her by antibiotics/meticulous wound cleaning. I have scars to prove it. Giving a cat a pill is no fun. |
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Posted: 5/31/2016 5:28:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
I can't keep my Bengal out of the shower in the morning. My now-deceased American tabby started doing that too...I guess he figured that if I did it to myself every day it couldn't be so bad. Nothing quite like having a sopping wet cat trying to strop your ankles when you're in the shower. 
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