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Posted: 11/10/2016 9:02:32 PM EDT
Patent Pending, Trademarked, copyright, MINE!
It fits right in your pocket so you can take it with you everywhere. That way, if you ever feel triggered you can just put it over your head, and you are transported to your own safe space! It has a good drawstring that will seal you off from the rest of the world and muffle your sobs. Privacy is important so I am making it in 1.2mil for good sound suppression, and it will be opaque so no one can see you cry. That will keep Trump-voters from exploiting your temporary emotional state. Setting it up is easy: 1. Put bag over head 2. Tighten drawstring around neck to create a sealed isolation chamber. 3. Cry. Take as long as you need, just remember to breathe deeply to achieve a relaxed meditative state. Before you know it, all your problems will just disappear! WARNING: Using product as directed will kill you. HELP THE SOCIAL EXPERIMENT: http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1931573_.html&page=1 |
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Posted: 11/10/2016 9:05:35 PM EDT
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In for the IPO.
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Posted: 11/10/2016 9:05:38 PM EDT
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You need to create a trademark for that idea and silk screen it in the bags. Sell them for $49.99 each at DU and Abercrombie and Fitch.
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Posted: 11/10/2016 9:05:43 PM EDT
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Oh shit!
I got a good laugh out of this. |
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Posted: 11/10/2016 9:08:14 PM EDT
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You win the internets today.
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Posted: 11/10/2016 9:11:48 PM EDT
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You need to create a trademark for that idea and silk screen it in the bags. Sell them for $49.99 each at DU and Abercrombie and Fitch. Just in time for christmas! It would make a perfect stocking-stuffer for whiny, spoiled stepchildren. |
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Posted: 11/10/2016 9:13:42 PM EDT
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In for the IPO. |
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Posted: 11/10/2016 9:15:28 PM EDT
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Great idea!
Needs to be pink though, with self-sealing baby blue drawstring rated to 1000ft-lbs of tensile strength. |
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Posted: 11/10/2016 9:15:41 PM EDT
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Patent Pending, Trademarked, copyright, MINE! http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a57/cranialwound/PE_drawstring_garbage_bag.jpg It fits right in your pocket so you can take it with you everywhere. That way, if you ever feel triggered you can just put it over your head, and you are transported to your own safe space! It has a good drawstring that will seal you off from the rest of the world and muffle your sobs. Privacy is important so I am making it in 1.2mil for good sound suppression, and it will be opaque so no one can see you cry. That will keep Trump-voters from exploiting your temporary emotional state. Setting it up is easy: 1. Put bag over head 2. Tighten drawstring around neck to create a sealed isolation chamber. 3. Cry. Take as long as you need, just remember to breathe deeply to achieve a relaxed meditative state. Before you know it, all your problems will just disappear! 
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Posted: 11/10/2016 9:17:03 PM EDT
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Patent Pending, Trademarked, copyright, MINE! http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a57/cranialwound/PE_drawstring_garbage_bag.jpg It fits right in your pocket so you can take it with you everywhere. That way, if you ever feel triggered you can just put it over your head, and you are transported to your own safe space! It has a good drawstring that will seal you off from the rest of the world and muffle your sobs. Privacy is important so I am making it in 1.2mil for good sound suppression, and it will be opaque so no one can see you cry. That will keep Trump-voters from exploiting your temporary emotional state. Setting it up is easy: 1. Put bag over head 2. Tighten drawstring around neck to create a sealed isolation chamber. 3. Cry. Take as long as you need, just remember to breathe deeply to achieve a relaxed meditative state. Before you know it, all your problems will just disappear! WARNING: Using product as directed will kill you. Hmmm.....Seems you are lacking a drain for the liberal tears. 
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Posted: 11/10/2016 9:17:14 PM EDT
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Suggested improvements:
1. Heavier duty material, so no one can claw through it and invade your safe space. 2. Zip tie closure, for maximum security from unwanted negative energies. 3. Interior scent options of chamomile, jasmine, or patchouli, to enhance the feeling of inner peace. I claim 25% share if any of these options are implemented (and 0% liability, of course). |
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Posted: 11/10/2016 9:17:28 PM EDT
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Patent Pending, Trademarked, copyright, MINE! http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a57/cranialwound/PE_drawstring_garbage_bag.jpg It fits right in your pocket so you can take it with you everywhere. That way, if you ever feel triggered you can just put it over your head, and you are transported to your own safe space! It has a good drawstring that will seal you off from the rest of the world and muffle your sobs. Privacy is important so I am making it in 1.2mil for good sound suppression, and it will be opaque so no one can see you cry. That will keep Trump-voters from exploiting your temporary emotional state. Setting it up is easy: 1. Put bag over head 2. Tighten drawstring around neck to create a sealed isolation chamber. 3. Cry. Take as long as you need, just remember to breathe deeply to achieve a relaxed meditative state. Before you know it, all your problems will just disappear! http://troll.me/images/ancient-aliens-guy/its-neva-been-done-befo-must-be-a-game-changer-alien.jpg http://3.imimg.com/data3/KC/GY/MY-561196/body_bags-250x250.jpg That would take big pockets. |
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Posted: 11/10/2016 9:17:46 PM EDT
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In for the IPO. Normally any post that starts with the word "In" mildly annoys me in even the best case scenario. But you sir, you almost made me spit out a bite of my ham sandwich. I'm having my lunch here at work. "In for the IPO.". That was funny. eta: Don't waste time trying to build relationships with buyers for repeat business. It won't pay off. Just trust me on this. |
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Posted: 11/10/2016 9:17:59 PM EDT
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Hmmm.....Seems you are lacking a drain for the liberal tears. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Patent Pending, Trademarked, copyright, MINE! http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a57/cranialwound/PE_drawstring_garbage_bag.jpg It fits right in your pocket so you can take it with you everywhere. That way, if you ever feel triggered you can just put it over your head, and you are transported to your own safe space! It has a good drawstring that will seal you off from the rest of the world and muffle your sobs. Privacy is important so I am making it in 1.2mil for good sound suppression, and it will be opaque so no one can see you cry. That will keep Trump-voters from exploiting your temporary emotional state. Setting it up is easy: 1. Put bag over head 2. Tighten drawstring around neck to create a sealed isolation chamber. 3. Cry. Take as long as you need, just remember to breathe deeply to achieve a relaxed meditative state. Before you know it, all your problems will just disappear! WARNING: Using product as directed will kill you. Hmmm.....Seems you are lacking a drain for the liberal tears. That is by design. |
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Posted: 11/10/2016 9:18:49 PM EDT
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I laughed.
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Posted: 11/10/2016 9:19:15 PM EDT
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Suggested improvements: 1. Heavier duty material, so no one can claw through it and invade your safe space. 2. Zip tie closure, for maximum security from unwanted negative energies. 3. Interior scent options of chamomile, jasmine, or patchouli, to enhance the feeling of inner peace. I claim 25% share if any of these options are implemented (and 0% liability, of course). I was thinking of natural ethers for a scent..... |
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Posted: 11/10/2016 9:23:29 PM EDT
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Needs proper signage. How are we going to know they're in a safe space?
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Posted: 11/10/2016 9:25:33 PM EDT
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Customer retention might be an issue. I don't foresee many repeat buyers. We'll work that out in a focus group.
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Posted: 11/10/2016 9:28:21 PM EDT
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Patent Pending, Trademarked, copyright, MINE! http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a57/cranialwound/PE_drawstring_garbage_bag.jpg It fits right in your pocket so you can take it with you everywhere. That way, if you ever feel triggered you can just put it over your head, and you are transported to your own safe space! It has a good drawstring that will seal you off from the rest of the world and muffle your sobs. Privacy is important so I am making it in 1.2mil for good sound suppression, and it will be opaque so no one can see you cry. That will keep Trump-voters from exploiting your temporary emotional state. Setting it up is easy: 1. Put bag over head 2. Tighten drawstring around neck to create a sealed isolation chamber. 3. Cry. Take as long as you need, just remember to breathe deeply to achieve a relaxed meditative state. Before you know it, all your problems will just disappear! WARNING: Using product as directed will kill you. You forgot to include a ball-gag and a butt-plug. |
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Posted: 11/10/2016 9:29:09 PM EDT
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That would take big pockets. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Patent Pending, Trademarked, copyright, MINE! http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a57/cranialwound/PE_drawstring_garbage_bag.jpg It fits right in your pocket so you can take it with you everywhere. That way, if you ever feel triggered you can just put it over your head, and you are transported to your own safe space! It has a good drawstring that will seal you off from the rest of the world and muffle your sobs. Privacy is important so I am making it in 1.2mil for good sound suppression, and it will be opaque so no one can see you cry. That will keep Trump-voters from exploiting your temporary emotional state. Setting it up is easy: 1. Put bag over head 2. Tighten drawstring around neck to create a sealed isolation chamber. 3. Cry. Take as long as you need, just remember to breathe deeply to achieve a relaxed meditative state. Before you know it, all your problems will just disappear! http://troll.me/images/ancient-aliens-guy/its-neva-been-done-befo-must-be-a-game-changer-alien.jpg http://3.imimg.com/data3/KC/GY/MY-561196/body_bags-250x250.jpg That would take big pockets. Think Soros, Clinton's and crew, and any other wealthy liberal... They have lots of money. and i am sure are in need of a good, solid, and encompassing safe space right now. |
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Posted: 11/10/2016 9:30:51 PM EDT
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Patent Pending, Trademarked, copyright, MINE! http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a57/cranialwound/PE_drawstring_garbage_bag.jpg It fits right in your pocket so you can take it with you everywhere. That way, if you ever feel triggered you can just put it over your head, and you are transported to your own safe space! It has a good drawstring that will seal you off from the rest of the world and muffle your sobs. Privacy is important so I am making it in 1.2mil for good sound suppression, and it will be opaque so no one can see you cry. That will keep Trump-voters from exploiting your temporary emotional state. Setting it up is easy: 1. Put bag over head 2. Tighten drawstring around neck to create a sealed isolation chamber. 3. Cry. Take as long as you need, just remember to breathe deeply to achieve a relaxed meditative state. Before you know it, all your problems will just disappear! WARNING: Using product as directed will kill you. 
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Posted: 11/10/2016 9:32:36 PM EDT
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Customer retention might be an issue. I don't foresee many repeat buyers. We'll work that out in a focus group. We can adjust the price for this unique patented design, price accordingly after determining market demand. We can also add a chrome, or other loud colors to meet demographic demands. |
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Posted: 11/10/2016 9:43:51 PM EDT
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We can adjust the price for this unique patented design, price accordingly after determining market demand. We can also add a chrome, or other loud colors to meet demographic demands. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Customer retention might be an issue. I don't foresee many repeat buyers. We'll work that out in a focus group. We can adjust the price for this unique patented design, price accordingly after determining market demand. We can also add a chrome, or other loud colors to meet demographic demands. What is this "we" stuff? Commie spy! |
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Posted: 11/10/2016 10:29:21 PM EDT
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1 Put on head
2 Repeatedly apply hickory sticks for maximum effectiveness |
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Posted: 11/10/2016 10:33:40 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/10/2016 10:34:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThats a meme, baby! Very nice! Add a ZedsDeadBaby, Inc. stamp to it. I bet this would spread through facebook like wild fire. Hmmmm..... lets give it a shot. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1931573_.html&page=1 |
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