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Posted: 5/12/2017 4:47:15 PM EDT
So you are now contracted to be a body guard for a special event in Mexico. There will be famous people there and your job will be to serve as the personal bodyguard for three days, going everywhere where they go, 24/7.
To make things fair, you pick a random number that determines who you will bodyguard.
Don't look ahead.
Then, look below who you picked.

1
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3
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6
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Link Posted: 5/12/2017 4:51:12 PM EDT
[#1]
Nope.
 Nope.
 Nope.
 Nope.
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 4:53:15 PM EDT
[#2]
, I got lucky.
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 4:54:37 PM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 4:55:46 PM EDT
[#4]
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, I got lucky.
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Me too.  3
Oh how I would.......
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 4:56:03 PM EDT
[#5]
Don't pick #5

I picked #1 and then checked them all
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 4:56:17 PM EDT
[#6]
Nice
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 4:58:35 PM EDT
[#7]
I picked #3.
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 5:00:03 PM EDT
[#8]
I got 2.  Don't know who it is but I'd lick it's titty 
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 5:02:08 PM EDT
[#9]
Fuck. Of course I get Bruce Jenner.
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 5:08:18 PM EDT
[#10]
I got Marissa Tomei....HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 5:23:57 PM EDT
[#11]
#3
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 5:30:12 PM EDT
[#12]
I got Selma, and while she's aging, she beats the rest by a country mile.
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 5:38:24 PM EDT
[#13]
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Fuck. Of course I get Bruce Jenner.
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Me too

ETA: I Googled the rest of them to make sure Bruce was the only one sporting a pecker.
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 5:59:43 PM EDT
[#14]
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Me too

ETA: I Googled the rest of them to make sure Bruce was the only one sporting a pecker.
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Fuck. Of course I get Bruce Jenner.
Me too

ETA: I Googled the rest of them to make sure Bruce was the only one sporting a pecker.
Well...Bruce isn't sporting a pecker anymore.
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 6:19:34 PM EDT
[#15]
I chose soooooooooo poorly!!!
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 6:22:53 PM EDT
[#16]
Damn it! I picked 4, which is fine, but I sure wish I'd have picked #1.
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 6:41:26 PM EDT
[#17]
I picked 5
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 6:42:22 PM EDT
[#18]
YAY!

I'm happy.

She knows about positraction - but isn't the subject matter expert on trannies.  
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 7:11:30 PM EDT
[#19]
I picked 6, but I want to trade her for 4.
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 7:16:39 PM EDT
[#20]
#5...lol

At least I won't be hearing insane liberal drivel.
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 7:31:30 PM EDT
[#21]
Hooray!  I picked Selma!
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 7:32:14 PM EDT
[#22]
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 7:45:05 PM EDT
[#23]
Sarah Rue

I'm ok with this, very ok.
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 7:47:35 PM EDT
[#24]
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Well...Bruce isn't sporting a pecker anymore.
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Fuck. Of course I get Bruce Jenner.
Me too

ETA: I Googled the rest of them to make sure Bruce was the only one sporting a pecker.
Well...Bruce isn't sporting a pecker anymore.
Ya man. You should....go for the gold...
Huehuehue
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 7:48:48 PM EDT
[#25]
I started wakin' at 1 and clicked 5 just as I blew.  I feel very strange now.  I hate arfcom so much sometimes.  It's like it's my best friend and worst enemy all at once.
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 7:52:30 PM EDT
[#26]
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Im not very good at these.
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 7:57:37 PM EDT
[#27]
I need to go get a lottery ticket.

I picked 3!!!
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 9:27:29 PM EDT
[#28]
1
all right I gots Marisa Tomei
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 9:30:18 PM EDT
[#29]
I love
Selma Hayak

From Dusk Till Dawn | ‘The Art of Seduction’ (HD) - George Clooney, Quentin Tarantino | MIRAMAX
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 9:33:28 PM EDT
[#30]
#3. She has some impressive boobies. 
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 9:54:57 PM EDT
[#31]
Should I know who Sarah Rue is?
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 9:58:21 PM EDT
[#32]
They all have fake tits so does it really matter?
Link Posted: 5/12/2017 10:01:16 PM EDT
[#33]
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I got Selma, and while she's aging, she beats the rest by a country mile.
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Link Posted: 5/12/2017 10:05:01 PM EDT
[#34]
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Should I know who Sarah Rue is?
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who cares, but shes soft and fluffy and keeps you warm at night.
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