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Posted: 7/27/2017 5:45:14 PM EDT

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Are you sure there isn't a tunnel from the coop to the tree line?

Posted: 7/27/2017 6:03:19 PM EDT

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Examples must be made...

Posted: 7/27/2017 6:16:31 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/27/2017 6:18:21 PM EDT

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A smoker placed near the coup might deter future attempts...

Posted: 7/27/2017 6:57:52 PM EDT

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10/10 good read!

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TPNI

Posted: 7/27/2017 7:04:20 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/27/2017 7:07:31 PM EDT

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The perimeter is patrolled by my German Shorthaired Pointer. She was clearly remiss in this case.

I don't know how to effectively punish her. She was clearly derelict in duty...yet she did not eat any of the inmates.

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Guard towers...I didn't see any guard towers!

The perimeter is patrolled by my German Shorthaired Pointer. She was clearly remiss in this case.

I don't know how to effectively punish her. She was clearly derelict in duty...yet she did not eat any of the inmates.

Odd. I've never seen a female dog named Schultz.

Posted: 7/27/2017 7:15:02 PM EDT

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How would you like to see the Eastern Front?

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Posted: 7/27/2017 7:18:24 PM EDT

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The question is do they have a gonculator?

And is it better than ours?

Posted: 7/27/2017 7:22:34 PM EDT

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Giant chicken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX4Jh-44-Nk

Posted: 7/27/2017 7:33:06 PM EDT

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Nicely done OP.

Posted: 7/27/2017 7:36:24 PM EDT

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Odd. I've never seen a female dog named Schultz.

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There is no Schultz, I have checked the roster twice.

There is a Katze who is schwartz, however.

I will take him in for special questioning.

This talk of collaborators is disturbing.

Posted: 7/27/2017 7:49:56 PM EDT

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There is no Schultz, I have checked the roster twice.

There is a Katze who is schwartz, however.

I will take him in for special questioning.

This talk of collaborators is disturbing.

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Odd. I've never seen a female dog named Schultz.

There is no Schultz, I have checked the roster twice.

There is a Katze who is schwartz, however.

I will take him in for special questioning.

This talk of collaborators is disturbing.

You should decimate the chickens to show them the consequences of their actions! Put one in the ovens outside the pen and baste them in some kind of dark fermented sauce while they simmer in their own juices!

Posted: 7/27/2017 7:51:24 PM EDT

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You should decimate the chickens to show them the consequences of their actions! Put one in the ovens outside the pen and baste them in some kind of dark fermented sauce while they simmer in their own juices!

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I love the Sippenhaft sauce.

It is harsh...but so delicious.

Posted: 7/27/2017 8:19:27 PM EDT

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I love the Sippenhaft sauce.

It is harsh...but so delicious.

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You should decimate the chickens to show them the consequences of their actions! Put one in the ovens outside the pen and baste them in some kind of dark fermented sauce while they simmer in their own juices!

I love the Sippenhaft sauce.

It is harsh...but so delicious.

They are untermensch! Examples must be made!

They are enemies of the State and Marxists Thugs that must be eradicated from the Vaterland

Posted: 7/27/2017 8:25:39 PM EDT

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Read OP's post slowly and in a thick German accent.

PROFIT.

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I knew what it was going to be before I clicked the link...

Great minds.

Posted: 7/27/2017 8:29:57 PM EDT

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Thanks OP.

Posted: 7/27/2017 8:30:41 PM EDT

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Zat vas komedic gold.

Posted: 7/27/2017 8:45:46 PM EDT

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I love the Sippenhaft sauce.

It is harsh...but so delicious.

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You should decimate the chickens to show them the consequences of their actions! Put one in the ovens outside the pen and baste them in some kind of dark fermented sauce while they simmer in their own juices!

I love the Sippenhaft sauce.

It is harsh...but so delicious.

I suggest tying one to a spit and slowly turning it over a fire while the rest stand at attention and watch.

Posted: 7/27/2017 9:32:13 PM EDT

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You should decimate the chickens to show them the consequences of their actions! Put one in the ovens outside the pen and baste them in some kind of dark fermented sauce while they simmer in their own juices!

I love the Sippenhaft sauce.

It is harsh...but so delicious.

I suggest tying one to a spit and slowly turning it over a fire while the rest stand at attention and watch.

or you could take one and stick a can of beer someplace sensitive and put it over some hot coals...

Posted: 7/27/2017 9:34:49 PM EDT

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Waste of beer.

http://amazingribs.com/tips_and_technique/debunking_beer_can_chicken.html

Posted: 7/27/2017 11:27:38 PM EDT

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Used the cooler to go over the fence?

Are you positive?

https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/102931/liIwT-1493153932-1497-blog-hogans-doghouse-1200-264414.jpg

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I thought everyone knew there was a tunnel under the dog house. It was in all the training films. You did watch the training films, didn't you OP?

Posted: 7/27/2017 11:34:17 PM EDT

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flight

Amazing flying chickens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RePQf5RFq8Y

Posted: 7/27/2017 11:42:00 PM EDT

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Post this warning:

Any chicken that flies, fries.

Posted: 7/27/2017 11:45:08 PM EDT

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best post ever op

Posted: 7/28/2017 2:37:09 AM EDT

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Arb-flight macht frei'd.

Posted: 7/28/2017 2:52:47 AM EDT

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Waste of beer.

http://amazingribs.com/tips_and_technique/debunking_beer_can_chicken.html

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or you could take one and stick a can of beer someplace sensitive and put it over some hot coals...

Waste of beer.

http://amazingribs.com/tips_and_technique/debunking_beer_can_chicken.html

Not if you're making an example by executing/torturing one of the group.

Posted: 7/28/2017 9:08:26 AM EDT

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You never waste beer. Use a broken bottle if it's going in an orifice.

Posted: 7/28/2017 10:15:09 AM EDT

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Mrs. Tweedy, I TOLD you they was organized!

Posted: 7/28/2017 2:44:11 PM EDT

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I have installed a thick nylon net that covers the entire roof of the outer perimeter.

At 0700 I made a speech to the rabble ordering them to give up their futile dreams of flight.

Escape is impossible and at this point they are only hurting themselves with these attempts.

I have had to forgo further punitive measures against Skynyrd, as I can not distinguish that chicken from Sriracha. Lest you think I have grown soft I have told them that going forward they will hang as a pair.

Effective discipline remains a problem as all are already on a diet that is essentially bread and water.

I fear none of this will save me from the Eastern Front.

Posted: 7/28/2017 2:47:46 PM EDT

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Have you checked for tunnels?

Make sure no slats are missing inside the coop.

You need chicken camp ferrets.
Where is your guard tower?

Posted: 7/28/2017 2:51:52 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/28/2017 3:00:18 PM EDT

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Have you checked for tunnels?

Make sure no slats are missing inside the coop.

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Tunneling out is not currently a problem as I positioned the camp on top of ledge. It is notoriously difficult to dig through our rocky soils.

The lone guard tower is an upper deck of my Kommandant housing. From there I can observe all that goes on and if need be there is a clear line of fire.

Posted: 7/28/2017 3:03:59 PM EDT

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Beware of the one named Riddick. He says he is only passing through.

Posted: 7/28/2017 3:11:19 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/28/2017 3:22:11 PM EDT

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Given that it's already Friday, I'm prepared to award OP "BEST THREAD TITLE OF THE WEEK".

Posted: 7/28/2017 3:27:58 PM EDT

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Cool Hand Luke (1967) - The Captain's speech " What we've got here is failure to communicate"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=452XjnaHr1A

Posted: 7/28/2017 3:33:46 PM EDT

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Sehr gut gelesen

Bekomm einen Fuchs

Posted: 7/28/2017 3:40:43 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/28/2017 7:46:26 PM EDT

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OP made my day.

Posted: 7/28/2017 10:22:03 PM EDT

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this thread made me go to work and tell the boss "Gutten morgen mein herr" spelling may be off, my german is worse than rusty

Posted: 7/28/2017 10:47:34 PM EDT

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Excellent !

Posted: 7/28/2017 11:02:55 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/29/2017 11:30:59 AM EDT

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Something bothered me about this thread and I finally figured it out.

It isn't Chicken Stalag. It should be Stalag Hühner.

Posted: 7/29/2017 2:07:15 PM EDT

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The perimeter is patrolled by my German Shorthaired Pointer. She was clearly remiss in this case.

I don't know how to effectively punish her. She was clearly derelict in duty...yet she did not eat any of the inmates.

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Guard towers...I didn't see any guard towers!

The perimeter is patrolled by my German Shorthaired Pointer. She was clearly remiss in this case.

I don't know how to effectively punish her. She was clearly derelict in duty...yet she did not eat any of the inmates.

She knew nothing. NOTHing!

Posted: 7/29/2017 5:09:09 PM EDT

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I thought everyone knew there was a tunnel under the dog house. It was in all the training films. You did watch the training films, didn't you OP?

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Right up until the senior allied officer died and the book of spy photos went missing.