I kill every thread I touch

This thread will last forever as we try to prove we aren't thread killers.

(this is my clever post and I fully expect this thread to die now. )

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You can't kill it if you keep posting in it guys.

Some folks just never listen.

Can’t say that ever happened to me, but I usually dont look back at threads I commented in.

GD moves so damned fast sometimes.  Sometimes you think you’re in on page 1 with a witty, brilliant comment.  You reply as fast as possible, hit reply then see your post land on page 5 with 87 people beating you in posting your seemingly unique, brilliant comment.

Never happened!

More than once.

A day.

All the fucking time..

I know you are but what am I?

Like the circumcision threads?

Those always seem to get cut off.

all your threads are deaded to us

There can be only one!

All the time

Are belonging to us.

My one claim to Arfcom fame, and you people are stealing it from me.

Yup, all the time.

THREAD DYING IN

FIVE.....
FOUR....
THREE....
TWO.....
ONE....
AND DEAD!

See what I mean?

Missed it.

Non-standard values of  3, 2, 1, & 0 Used.

This was a hot thread.

dead
ded/Submit
adjective
adjective: dead
1.
no longer alive.
"a dead body"
synonyms:passed on/away, expired, departed, gone, no more; More
late, lost, lamented;
perished, fallen, slain, slaughtered, killed, murdered;
lifeless, extinct;
informal(as) dead as a doornail, six feet under, pushing up daisies;
formaldeceased;
euphemisticwith God, asleep
"my parents are dead"
antonyms:alive, living
(of a part of the body) having lost sensation; numb.
comparative adjective: deader; superlative adjective: deadest
synonyms:numb, numbed, deadened, desensitized, unfeeling; More
paralyzed, crippled, incapacitated, immobilized, frozen
"a dead leg"
having or displaying no emotion, sympathy, or sensitivity.
"a cold, dead voice"
synonyms:emotionless, unemotional, unfeeling, impassive, unresponsive, indifferent, dispassionate, inexpressive, wooden, stony, cold; More
deadpan, flat;
blank, vacant
"she has dead eyes"
antonyms:passionate
no longer current, relevant, or important.
"pollution had become a dead issue"
synonyms:obsolete, extinct, defunct, disused, abandoned, discarded, superseded, vanished, forgotten; More
archaic, antiquated, ancient;
literaryof yore
"a dead language"
antonyms:modern, current
devoid of living things.
"a dead planet"
synonyms:barren, lifeless, bare, desolate, sterile More
"patches of dead ground"
extinguished, quashed, stifled;
finished, over, gone, no more;
a thing of the past, ancient history
"his affection for her was dead"
antonyms:fertile, lush
resembling death.
"a dead faint"
(of a place or time) characterized by a lack of activity or excitement.
"Brussels isn't dead after dark, if you know where to look"
synonyms:uneventful, uninteresting, unexciting, uninspiring, dull, boring, flat, quiet, sleepy, slow, lackluster, lifeless; More
informalone-horse, dullsville
"a dead town"
antonyms:lively
(of money) not financially productive.
(of sound) without resonance; dull.
(of a color) not glossy or bright.
(of a piece of equipment) no longer functioning, especially because of a fault.
"the phone had gone dead"
synonyms:not working, out of order, inoperative, inactive, in disrepair, broken, malfunctioning, defective; More
informalkaput, conked out, on the blink, on the fritz, bust, busted
"the phone was dead"
antonyms:in working order
(of an electric circuit or conductor) carrying or transmitting no current.
"the batteries are dead"
no longer burning.
"the fire had been dead for some days"
(of air or water) not circulating; stagnant.
(of a glass or bottle) empty or no longer being used.
synonyms:barren, lifeless, bare, desolate, sterile
"patches of dead ground"
antonyms:fertile, lush
(of the ball in a game) out of play.
(of a playing field, ball, or other surface) lacking springiness or bounce.
2.
complete; absolute.
"we sat in dead silence"
synonyms:complete, absolute, total, utter, out-and-out, thorough, unmitigated
"dead silence"
antonyms:partial
adverb
adverb: dead
1.
absolutely; completely.
"you're dead right"
synonyms:completely, absolutely, totally, utterly, deadly, perfectly, entirely, quite, thoroughly; More
definitely, certainly, positively, categorically, unquestionably, undoubtedly, surely;
in every way, one hundred percent
"he was dead serious"
exactly.
"they arrived dead on time"
straight; directly.
"red flares were seen dead ahead"
synonyms:directly, exactly, precisely, immediately, right, straight, due, squarely; informalsmack dab
"flares were seen dead ahead"
INFORMAL•BRITISH
very.
"omelets are dead easy to prepare"
noun
plural noun: the dead
1.
those who have died.
Origin
Old English dead, of Germanic origin: related to Dutch dood and German tot, also to die1.

This is a thread killing post if ever there was one. Good work, son. Good work.

post1
post/Submit
noun
noun: post; plural noun: posts
1.
a long, sturdy piece of timber or metal set upright in the ground and used to support something or as a marker.
"follow the blue posts until the track meets a forestry road"
synonyms:pole, stake, upright, longer, shaft, prop, support, picket, strut, pillar, pale, paling, stanchion; historicalpuncheon
"wooden posts"
a goalpost.
"Robertson, at the near post, headed wide"
a starting post or winning post.
noun: the post
2.
a piece of writing, image, or other item of content published online, typically on a blog or social media website.
verb
verb: post; 3rd person present: posts; past tense: posted; past participle: posted; gerund or present participle: posting
1.
display (a notice) in a public place.
"a curt notice had been posted on the door"
synonyms:affix, attach, fasten, display, pin (up), put up, stick (up), tack (up)
"the notice posted on the wall"
put notices on or in.
"we have posted all the bars"
2.
announce or publish (something, especially a financial result).
"the company posted a $460,000 loss"
synonyms:announce, report, make known, publish
"the group posted a net profit"
publish the name of (a member of the armed forces) as missing or dead.
"a whole troop had been posted missing"
publish (a piece of writing, image, or other item of content) online, typically on a blog or social media website.
"she posted a photo of herself with the singer on Twitter"
3.
(of a player or team) achieve or record (a particular score or result).
"he posted a victory in Japan to lead the series"
Origin
Old English, from Latin postis ‘doorpost,’ later ‘rod, beam,’ probably reinforced in Middle English by Old French post ‘pillar, beam’ and Middle Dutch and Middle Low German post ‘doorpost.’
post2
post/Submit
noun
noun: post; plural noun: posts
1.
BRITISH
the official service or system that delivers letters and parcels.
"winners will be notified by post"
synonyms:mail, postal service; More
airmail, surface mail, registered mail
"our federally regulated post"
letters and parcels delivered.
"she was opening her post"
a single collection or delivery of letters or parcels.
"entries must be received no later than first post on Friday, June 14th"
used in names of newspapers.
noun: Post
"the Washington Post"
2.
HISTORICAL
one of a series of couriers who carried mail on horseback between fixed stages.
ARCHAIC
a person or vehicle that carries mail.
verb
verb: post; 3rd person present: posts; past tense: posted; past participle: posted; gerund or present participle: posting
1.
BRITISH
send (a letter or parcel) via the postal system.
"I've just been to post a letter"
synonyms:mail, send (off), put in the mail
"post the order form today"
2.
(in bookkeeping) enter (an item) in a ledger.
"post the transaction in the second column"
synonyms:record, write in, enter, register
"post the transaction in the second column"
complete (a ledger) by posting transactions.
3.
HISTORICAL
travel with relays of horses.
"we posted in an open carriage"
ARCHAIC
travel with haste; hurry.
"he comes posting up the street"
adverbARCHAIC
adverb: post
1.
with haste.
"come now, come post"
Origin

early 16th century (sense 2 of the noun): from French poste, from Italian posta, from a contraction of Latin posita, feminine past participle of ponere ‘to place.’
post3
post/Submit
noun
noun: post; plural noun: posts
1.
a position of paid employment; a job.
"he resigned from the post of foreign minister"
synonyms:job, position, appointment, situation, place; More
vacancy, opening
"there were seventy candidates for the post"
2.
a place where someone is on duty or where a particular activity is carried out.
"a worker asleep at his post"
a place where a soldier, guard, or police officer is stationed or that they patrol.
"he gave the two armed men orders not to leave their posts"
NORTH AMERICAN
a force stationed at a permanent position or camp; a garrison.
US
a local group in an organization of military veterans.
3.
HISTORICAL•BRITISH
the status or rank of full-grade captain in the Royal Navy.
"Captain Miller was made post in 1796"
verb
verb: post; 3rd person present: posts; past tense: posted; past participle: posted; gerund or present participle: posting
1.
send (someone) to a particular place to take up an appointment.
"he was posted to Washington as military attaché"
synonyms:put on duty, station, position, situate, locate
"armed guards were posted beside the exit"
station (someone, especially a soldier, guard, or police officer) in a particular place.
"a guard was posted at the entrance"
Origin

mid 16th century: from French poste, from Italian posto, from a contraction of popular Latin positum, neuter past participle of ponere ‘to place.’
post4
post/Submit
preposition
preposition: post
subsequent to; after.
"American poetry post the 1950s hasn't had the same impact"
Origin

1960s: independent usage of post-.
post-
prefix
prefix: post-
after in time or order.
"postdate"
Origin

from Latin post ‘after, behind.’

Stow that fancy talk, son.

OK.

I'm usually really good at it.  but it seems this one has become post whoring so who knows if my magic will take effect.

Ya, this is some weird zone of low self-esteem basement dwellers whose power has combined to overwhelm the weakness of the individual.

Feel good, man. I am among my people.

We still dont forgive you for what you did to that poor innocent chicken.

If you tie the knot correctly, it doesn’t choke.

Thread killer checking in...

That's why I rarely post. I have to leave something for you clowns to read.

Okay. This time is really it. I know...I know...I KNOW I've killed it now.

No.

How's this grab ya? To the point?
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Jack Kervorkian,  AKA Doctor Death.

Bucket of cold water here

No mas.

I'm back to kill this thread.

They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast.

Thread fights on..