Big Texan Steak Challenge - Live Thread 3 - Page 55

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Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 147479 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 10:53:15 PM EDT [#1] Jay and Silent Bob?
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 147480 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 10:55:06 PM EDT [Last Edit: Skywarp2203] [#2] Guy just stuck a water pitcher in the vat of doom. Gave it to someone and they walked away. Wonder what happens with it.
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

SAE Member Joined May 2009 Posts 50485 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 10:55:13 PM EDT [#3] They look a little bit like stoners to me. We'll see.

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 147481 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 10:56:04 PM EDT [#4] I think Jay sent his back.
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

-daddy Joined Nov 2009 Posts 9937 EE 0% (0) WA, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 10:58:23 PM EDT [#5] Quote History Originally Posted By SAE: They look a little bit like stoners to me. We'll see. View Quote Hopefully they timed there joint and edibles correctly then

-daddy Joined Nov 2009 Posts 9938 EE 0% (0) WA, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 10:59:08 PM EDT [#6] It looks like Jay's boy has a nice Kentucky Waterfall.

mardoc Joined Jul 2013 Posts 9604 EE 0% (0) NC, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 10:59:09 PM EDT [#7] even his kid has a mullet

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 147484 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 10:59:33 PM EDT [#8] Quote History Originally Posted By mardoc: even his kid has a mullet View Quote
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Quiganomics Pitmaster Joined Oct 2014 Posts 16421 EE 100% (1) WI, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 11:00:04 PM EDT [#9] The dude cooking those steaks in the background is making my brain itch. He literally has no idea what he is doing. When I saw him toss that cast iron press on that poor steak....it made me sad.
	I just don't like trout, man.

-daddy Joined Nov 2009 Posts 9939 EE 0% (0) WA, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 11:00:28 PM EDT [#10] Quote History Originally Posted By Quiganomics: The dude cooking those steaks in the background is making my brain itch. He literally has no idea what he is doing. When I saw him toss that cast iron press on that poor steak....it made me sad. View Quote It gets worse, a lot worse

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Posted: 3/22/2024 11:02:31 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By -daddy:

It gets worse, a lot worse

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Originally Posted By -daddy:

Originally Posted By Quiganomics:
The dude cooking those steaks in the background is making my brain itch. He literally has no idea what he is doing.

When I saw him toss that cast iron press on that poor steak....it made me sad.

It gets worse, a lot worse

I just don't like trout, man.

SAE Member Joined May 2009 Posts 50486 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 11:03:28 PM EDT [#12] Cowboy waitress chick looks like Hoss Cartwright on acid. Looks like she could suck start a Generac though. We'll see.

mardoc Joined Jul 2013 Posts 9605 EE 0% (0) NC, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 11:04:55 PM EDT [#13] Quote History Originally Posted By Quiganomics: The dude cooking those steaks in the background is making my brain itch. He literally has no idea what he is doing. When I saw him toss that cast iron press on that poor steak....it made me sad. View Quote

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Posted: 3/22/2024 11:05:39 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Quiganomics:
https://media.tenor.com/3I69m1TmFwoAAAAM/monty-python-you-make-me-sad.gif

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Originally Posted By Quiganomics:

Originally Posted By -daddy:

Originally Posted By Quiganomics:
The dude cooking those steaks in the background is making my brain itch. He literally has no idea what he is doing.

When I saw him toss that cast iron press on that poor steak....it made me sad.

It gets worse, a lot worse

https://media.tenor.com/3I69m1TmFwoAAAAM/monty-python-you-make-me-sad.gif

(fuck i hate that show, but the gif works)

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Posted: 3/22/2024 11:05:43 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By mardoc:

https://37.media.tumblr.com/b051bd1aff6c1aacad128bdfa1661159/tumblr_n47t4uKWg21tq4of6o1_500.gif

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Originally Posted By mardoc:

Originally Posted By Quiganomics:
The dude cooking those steaks in the background is making my brain itch. He literally has no idea what he is doing.

When I saw him toss that cast iron press on that poor steak....it made me sad.

https://37.media.tumblr.com/b051bd1aff6c1aacad128bdfa1661159/tumblr_n47t4uKWg21tq4of6o1_500.gif

...fucking Texans.

I just don't like trout, man.

SAE Member Joined May 2009 Posts 50487 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 11:22:56 PM EDT [Last Edit: SAE] [#16] These dudes eat like old folks fornicate. Yay! Attached File

Cardplayer Black Labs Matter Joined Jan 2015 Posts 38934 EE 100% (85) ID, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 11:29:25 PM EDT [#17] Quote History Originally Posted By Skywarp2203: Jay and Silent Bob? View Quote
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Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 147489 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 11:30:33 PM EDT [#18] Quote History Originally Posted By SAE: These dudes eat like old folks fornicate. Yay! /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/Triggered-143.gif View Quote Anticlimactic ending tonight.
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

mardoc Joined Jul 2013 Posts 9606 EE 0% (0) NC, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 11:34:16 PM EDT [#19]

BIGSHOOTER414 Culture Operations Mgr Joined Dec 2015 Posts 7493 EE 100% (9) SD, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 11:37:58 PM EDT [#20] I did it 10 years ago. Sides were tough. Steak was ehhh
	Remy wont let me down like Mia did.

Ohio_Bill NorCal callsign "Bipod" Joined Apr 2009 Posts 20360 EE 100% (2) OH, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 11:38:03 PM EDT [#21] Quote History Originally Posted By Quiganomics: The dude cooking those steaks in the background is making my brain itch. He literally has no idea what he is doing. When I saw him toss that cast iron press on that poor steak....it made me sad. View Quote Welcome to the thread
	"My irritability keeps me alive and kicking" --Howard Devoto "Didn't watch it. You don't rack up 100k posts by reading the articles before commenting on them, slow poke." --Aimless

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 147492 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 3/22/2024 11:41:11 PM EDT [#22] Quote History Originally Posted By BIGSHOOTER414: I did it 10 years ago. Sides were tough. Steak was ehhh View Quote You finished?
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

hntr59 Joined Feb 2018 Posts 131 EE 100% (1) AZ, USA	Posted: 3/23/2024 4:15:52 PM EDT [#23] Have 5 coming up

JCoop Callsign: Hiroo Joined Jan 2008 Posts 9704 EE 0% (0) NH, USA	Posted: 3/23/2024 4:32:47 PM EDT [#24] Cool! Never seen 5 at once. And they are getting after it with gusto.
	For a people who are free, and who mean to remain so, a well-organized and armed militia is their best security. Thomas Jefferson "He didnt punch anybody. He punched an idea." DrFrige

GAcop Resident Curmudgeon Joined Jun 2002 Posts 14119 EE 100% (23) GA, USA	Posted: 3/23/2024 4:42:37 PM EDT [#25] They just threw another saddle on the grill.
	Cancer sucks. Give yer balls a tug, titfucker! -Shoresy.

JCoop Callsign: Hiroo Joined Jan 2008 Posts 9705 EE 0% (0) NH, USA	Posted: 3/23/2024 4:43:19 PM EDT [#26] Looks like a sixth victim is getting set up.
	For a people who are free, and who mean to remain so, a well-organized and armed militia is their best security. Thomas Jefferson "He didnt punch anybody. He punched an idea." DrFrige

JCoop Callsign: Hiroo Joined Jan 2008 Posts 9706 EE 0% (0) NH, USA	Posted: 3/23/2024 5:10:26 PM EDT [#27] Big Kahuna might have a chance but not likely any of the rest of the fam. Too early to tell with the Bass Pro dude.
	For a people who are free, and who mean to remain so, a well-organized and armed militia is their best security. Thomas Jefferson "He didnt punch anybody. He punched an idea." DrFrige

JCoop Callsign: Hiroo Joined Jan 2008 Posts 9707 EE 0% (0) NH, USA	Posted: 3/23/2024 5:17:20 PM EDT [#28] Billy Bass is starting to look like a possible winner.
	For a people who are free, and who mean to remain so, a well-organized and armed militia is their best security. Thomas Jefferson "He didnt punch anybody. He punched an idea." DrFrige

wormgod sitting here naked, reading your post Joined Mar 2007 Posts 15939 EE 100% (4) CO, USA	Posted: 3/23/2024 5:20:36 PM EDT [#29] Looks like asspro did it
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JCoop Callsign: Hiroo Joined Jan 2008 Posts 9708 EE 0% (0) NH, USA	Posted: 3/23/2024 5:26:27 PM EDT [#30] Yeah, billy bass won but I'm not sure about big kahuna. I think he left to go puke.
	For a people who are free, and who mean to remain so, a well-organized and armed militia is their best security. Thomas Jefferson "He didnt punch anybody. He punched an idea." DrFrige

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 147544 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 3/23/2024 7:13:32 PM EDT [#31] Two at the halfway point.
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

SAE Member Joined May 2009 Posts 50502 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 3/23/2024 7:22:06 PM EDT [#32] Old boy on the left looks like he had a close call with the Comanche.

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 147548 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 3/23/2024 7:26:12 PM EDT [#33] Quote History Originally Posted By SAE: Old boy on the left looks like he had a close call with the Comanche. View Quote Ha. He might finish.
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

hi_capacity Re-member, remember, the election in November Joined Feb 2001 Posts 2083 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 3/23/2024 7:36:54 PM EDT [Last Edit: hi_capacity] [#34] Looks like the kid decided to start eating. He's plowing thru it with 15 minutes left.
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Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 147566 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 3/23/2024 7:46:05 PM EDT [#35] Patches on the left needs to quit pussy footing around and finish it.
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 147567 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 3/23/2024 7:47:12 PM EDT [#36] Quote History Originally Posted By hi_capacity: Looks like the kid decided to start eating. He's plowing thru it with 15 minutes left. View Quote The kid put up a good fight.
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

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Posted: 3/23/2024 9:12:18 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:
Guy just stuck a water pitcher in the vat of doom. Gave it to someone and they walked away. Wonder what happens with it.

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I bet its like in Casino when they caught the cheaters.

Winners get drug in the back and get an enema with THE DIP !!!!!!!

Don’t want them coming back and shaming the Big Texan twice!

"Some people talk about doing what others have actually done." -my teenage son

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Posted: 3/23/2024 10:08:41 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By 3BP:

I bet its like in Casino when they caught the cheaters.

Winners get drug in the back and get an enema with THE DIP !!!!!!!

Don’t want them coming back and shaming the Big Texan twice!

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Originally Posted By 3BP:

Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:
Guy just stuck a water pitcher in the vat of doom. Gave it to someone and they walked away. Wonder what happens with it.

I bet its like in Casino when they caught the cheaters.

Winners get drug in the back and get an enema with THE DIP !!!!!!!

Don’t want them coming back and shaming the Big Texan twice!

“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

bc5000 Joined Apr 2006 Posts 6673 EE 100% (66) KS, USA	Posted: 3/24/2024 3:39:25 PM EDT [#39] This guy did it with 8.5 minutes left. Wore the headset the whole time.

NemesisMind Member Joined Dec 2016 Posts 2472 EE 100% (28) TX, USA	Posted: 3/24/2024 7:41:44 PM EDT [#40] Quote History Originally Posted By bc5000: This guy did it with 8.5 minutes left. Wore the headset the whole time. https://i.imgur.com/qxJwwLGh.png View Quote I'd hate to ride in his cab for the next 24 hours.

Ohio_Bill NorCal callsign "Bipod" Joined Apr 2009 Posts 20364 EE 100% (2) OH, USA	Posted: 3/24/2024 8:00:07 PM EDT [#41] Table being prepped
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Ohio_Bill NorCal callsign "Bipod" Joined Apr 2009 Posts 20365 EE 100% (2) OH, USA	Posted: 3/24/2024 8:01:12 PM EDT [#42] This guy looks fitter than 99% of the contenders
	"My irritability keeps me alive and kicking" --Howard Devoto "Didn't watch it. You don't rack up 100k posts by reading the articles before commenting on them, slow poke." --Aimless

Ohio_Bill NorCal callsign "Bipod" Joined Apr 2009 Posts 20366 EE 100% (2) OH, USA	Posted: 3/24/2024 8:02:15 PM EDT [#43] Game on!
	"My irritability keeps me alive and kicking" --Howard Devoto "Didn't watch it. You don't rack up 100k posts by reading the articles before commenting on them, slow poke." --Aimless

buckshot_jim Callsign: Double Barrel Joined May 2007 Posts 58822 EE 100% (17) TX, USA	Posted: 3/24/2024 8:04:25 PM EDT [#44] Quote History Originally Posted By Ohio_Bill: Game on! View Quote He might do it.
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Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 147631 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 3/24/2024 8:12:10 PM EDT [#45] This homo is for sure a marine.
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

BM1455 Member Joined Feb 2009 Posts 25129 EE 0% (0) ME, USA	Posted: 3/24/2024 8:15:40 PM EDT [#46] He's taking his time.

buckshot_jim Callsign: Double Barrel Joined May 2007 Posts 58825 EE 100% (17) TX, USA	Posted: 3/24/2024 8:30:53 PM EDT [#47] He's playing on his phone
	Cheesecake OG 1,2,3 and Cold War. Knight of Wonder. Nothing rhymes with apocalypse, except maybe taco lips-Carl Poppa

buckshot_jim Callsign: Double Barrel Joined May 2007 Posts 58826 EE 100% (17) TX, USA	Posted: 3/24/2024 8:59:54 PM EDT [#48] He failed.
	Cheesecake OG 1,2,3 and Cold War. Knight of Wonder. Nothing rhymes with apocalypse, except maybe taco lips-Carl Poppa

viator Agent 0.65 Joined Feb 2001 Posts 5509 EE 100% (5) KS, USA	Posted: 3/24/2024 9:38:11 PM EDT [#49] 1 already eating at the table and 4 more on the grill.

Heuristic Agitated Agitator Joined Mar 2009 Posts 3432 EE 0% (0) CO, USA	Posted: 3/24/2024 10:33:00 PM EDT [#50] Those 4 look like they came from high school band practice.
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