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Link Posted: 3/28/2024 6:01:01 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By JamesJones:

She's probably around 60 but after seeing the bikini pic I can't lie I'd hit too and I'm 40
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I would have guessed 60+ but if she's 50 that's a lot of sun damage. I would, she still looks better than most of her peer group.



I'm 55 and my wife is 61
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 6:03:19 PM EDT
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wood
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Link Posted: 3/28/2024 7:08:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: midcap] [#6]
I would be crowned king of the submarine's drum set!

no nudes on the article
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 7:22:12 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By midcap:
I would be crowned king of the submarine's drum set!

no nudes on the article
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I thought you were into fat bitches?
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 7:29:14 PM EDT
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Mmmhh, that's not that bad.  She looks like she hit the tanning bed too often when she was young, but other than that, she if fit.  Personally, I can't figure out why Anybody would pay to look at naked whores on the internet?  Why????  Go out and get a real life woman. If you can't do that, there is tons of free naked whores on the internet.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 7:30:32 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 19ontheslide:
Mmm, yummy. There really is nothing like the smell and feel of authentic rich whorinthian leather.
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Link Posted: 3/28/2024 7:34:51 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By seaskidoo:
I'd be lying if I said. 16 y.o. me wouldn't smash that into dust.
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And feel like the biggest stud on the planet for at least a year afterwards.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 7:38:28 PM EDT
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Having seen surge in Fatties lately. Even at places like target. Her having a realistic BMI starts making up for the age.

I hate what my country has become.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 7:39:07 PM EDT
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I’d slip her the veal
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 7:41:56 PM EDT
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Said it before, say it again. I've done much worse.

Semper Fi.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 7:43:48 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By dark_light:
Well, she’s not fat. Has sexy lingerie. Idk, maybe?
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The skin is old for 50, but from the waist down, in tight pants, most 20 year olds wish they were shaped like that.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 7:46:22 PM EDT
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I bet she rides with both feet on the floor.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 7:48:31 PM EDT
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I really wouldn't be gazing in to her eyes..... and hopefully my view would be blonde hair and a slender tight body and small butt ...

WOOD!


Link Posted: 3/28/2024 7:52:06 PM EDT
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Laura Dern is on OnlyFans?

Link Posted: 3/28/2024 7:55:56 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By GI-45:
Laura Dern is on OnlyFans?

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Similar in the face, but i'm guessing Laura Dern has alot less leather.

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Link Posted: 3/28/2024 7:59:41 PM EDT
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She must have been something............




.........before electricity
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 8:03:11 PM EDT
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Honestly she's in good shape, and I'm sure there's plenty of dudes who are into what she's putting out there.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 8:32:09 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By mattjargon:
Honestly she's in good shape, and I'm sure there's plenty of dudes who are into what she's putting out there.
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Women who don’t cut their hair off and gain 20 lbs a year as soon as the first kid is born should be celebrated, not made fun of. This woman TAKES CARE OF HERSELF.
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Originally Posted By seaskidoo:
I'd be lying if I said. 16 y.o. me wouldn't smash that into dust.
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Hey, pu$$y is pu$$y. I would have too.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 8:39:15 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By TheOtherDave:



Women who don’t cut their hair off and gain 20 lbs a year as soon as the first kid is born should be celebrated, not made fun of. This woman TAKES CARE OF HERSELF.
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I agree.

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Rode hard and put away wet
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Originally Posted By VTD:
Rub her down with neatsfoot oil and bring her to my chambers.
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LOL!!!
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:33:50 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 18B30:
Holy shit….I know her!
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In a Biblical sense?
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:35:32 PM EDT
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Believe it or not, this is my birthday week....

God have me struck by lightning if when I become 50 I act like that....

Some women gotta know their limitations.

That's like a "No Dawg"
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:36:20 PM EDT
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Some of us see this as years of training in preparation for a perfect performance.

Amateurs don't play Carnegie Hall.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:37:40 PM EDT
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Must be a slow day when OP has talked general shit about other users posting these kind of hags..
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:38:00 PM EDT
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If that chick is 50 I’m 14 years old. If true… that is a rough 50.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:38:42 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By R2point0:
Body? Pretty good.
Face? Shudder


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Turn the lights off and hit it from behind .
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:39:42 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By StarCityShooter:
Bunch of fags in here...spit on it 15-20 times and it'll work good as new
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Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:40:22 PM EDT
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Didn’t click, yuck.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:46:06 PM EDT
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Plow it?  Yes!

Of course we all would. Bunch of lying bastards saying 'no'.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:47:59 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Sacrosanct-Potato:
Thats a hard 50
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Down here in Texas, that's better than average for 40...much better.
Not guilty
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 9:59:51 PM EDT
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Has a face like Rollo Tomassi

Just means I'd have to hit it doggy-style
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 10:04:32 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/28/2024 10:06:45 PM EDT
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Meh, I've done worse
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 10:15:47 PM EDT
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Almost anyone on this forum would be appalled if their employer terminated them for something they do at home in their own time (imagine if some of your employers read your posts on here and then fired you).  Yet this double standard exists.  


I’m in the IDGAF what you do on your own time as long as it’s legal camp.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 10:24:00 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By itchydingdong:
Almost anyone on this forum would be appalled if their employer terminated them for something they do at home in their own time (imagine if some of your employers read your posts on here and then fired you).  Yet this double standard exists.  


I'm in the IDGAF what you do on your own time as long as it's legal camp.
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I'm with you in general except that, on this case, the outside conduct does impinge on in school performance. The reality is that once she got found out she simply wouldn't be an effective teacher anymore because the kids will figure out a way to download her nudes, etc.

But this is a special case. I think morals clauses in general are pretty repugnant to freedom. As long as what you do outside of work doesn't impact your performance on the job, IDGAF.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 10:35:02 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Seadra_tha_Guineapig:

I thought you were into fat bitches?
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Originally Posted By Seadra_tha_Guineapig:
Originally Posted By midcap:
I would be crowned king of the submarine's drum set!

no nudes on the article

I thought you were into fat bitches?

My brother in christ...THICC MILFs & FIT GILFs.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 10:46:25 PM EDT
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And a Clemson fan to boot ..
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 10:50:52 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By midcap:

My brother in christ...THICC MILFs & FIT GILFs.
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I’m 29 and I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t hit. If the face starts to bother me, bend her over and keep charging ahead. At 50, she probably can’t get pregnant, call me the US military cause I ain’t pulling out till it’s too late.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 10:55:00 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By midcap:

My brother in christ...THICC MILFs & FIT GILFs.
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Link Posted: 3/28/2024 11:25:21 PM EDT
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Not just wood, but petrified wood.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 11:38:32 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Sacrosanct-Potato:
Thats a hard 50 60
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Link Posted: 3/28/2024 11:46:28 PM EDT
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She needs some Sno Seal to bring some vibrancy back to that skin. Not bad for 50. Not great, but not bad.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 11:56:37 PM EDT
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In these cases I always wonder who was the parent looking at Onlyfans and discovered and reported her, and why were they on Onlyfans?
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 1:12:47 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By KILLERB6:
Go on….
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Originally Posted By 18B30:
Holy shit….I know her!
Go on….


Through another teacher.  By all accounts she a decent teacher.

No biblical knowledge -  Sorry ARFcom, but I have learned from other peoples divorce threads not to fuck up the good thing that I have at home to w the red haired shield maiden.

18Z50
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 1:29:34 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By 19ontheslide:

Mmm, yummy. There really is nothing like the smell and feel of authentic leather.
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lol, fk'n roasted.
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