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Link Posted: 4/14/2024 3:50:14 PM EDT
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It's day 268 of the Burlington Coat Factory holiday party. You are 65 and surviving well through your marksmanship and fitness routine.

You rucked in the army and you have a good mental state of mind.

50 communist soldiers are closing in on you. You're determined to do the most damage you can.

Suddenly an F150 full of 35-45 year Olds blasts right by your position you know they're not communists but all you can make out is
Kylie Minogue - Can't Get You Out Of My Head (Official Video)
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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:
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That's not a white girl banger but it's so good I'll allow it
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Crystal Waters - 100% Pure Love (Official Music Video)
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[#5]
Veruca Salt - Volcano Girls


Elastica - Connection (Official Music Video)
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Alice Deejay - Better Off Alone (Official Video)
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[#7]
I'M IN THE CORNER

WATCHING U KISS HER

Robyn - Dancing On My Own (Buzz Junkies Radio Edit)
Link Posted: 4/14/2024 3:54:38 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1PoMbJAF2o
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Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:
Originally Posted By zoinks:
Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:
The government was able to coopt Hawaiian shirts but I'm not sure they can hijack the music.  No metal or hard rock goes here.

We are fueled by late 90s electronic music and white girl pop only.

We can stay fun longer than they can stay tyrannical

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-aEr4WRPYk
Taylor Swift is Psyop!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1PoMbJAF2o
Thank you, Whiskers. Taylor Swift is not a Psyop.
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Only bangers worth a shit

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[#10]
Ian van Dahl Castles in the sky
Link Posted: 4/14/2024 3:57:22 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:
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Nice one
Link Posted: 4/14/2024 3:59:50 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By iwouldntknow:
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Pink is a good one
Link Posted: 4/14/2024 4:00:41 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By DrKlahn:
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Probably baby baby.
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@DRKLAHN THAT'S IT THANK YOU!

baby baby!
Link Posted: 4/14/2024 4:03:15 PM EDT
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The Orb - Little Fluffy Clouds (Original Mix) (1990)
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[#15]
@jasonTTKA get in here
Link Posted: 4/14/2024 4:08:26 PM EDT
[#16]
FBI:

Sir we've been searching and apparently they're radicalizing themselves with dance music women listened to from 1995-2007
Link Posted: 4/14/2024 4:22:06 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:
FBI:

Sir we've been searching and apparently they're radicalizing themselves with dance music women listened to from 1995-2007
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By god man, they must be stopped.
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Quad City DJ's - C'Mon 'N Ride It (The Train)
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[#20]
Le Click - Tonight Is The Night
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Originally Posted By totalabuse:
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Bruh, there’s only one Kreayshawn song that matters:

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House of water - House - live track / Maschine plus, Roland MC 707.
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Deee-Lite - Groove Is In The Heart (Official Video)
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Eric Prydz - Call On Me (Radio Edit)
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Cascada - Miracle (High Quality)
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[#28]
Cascada - Evacuate The Dancefloor (Official Music Video)
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[Last Edit: SamuelAdams1776] [#29]
Bjork, Army of Me
Also, Everything but the Girl, Missing remix

YouTube won't let me link.
Link Posted: 4/14/2024 4:45:13 PM EDT
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[#31]
Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
P!NK - Don't Let Me Get Me (Video)




The Corrs - Breathless (Audio)


And Janet Jackson was whiter than those Irish Girls

Janet Jackson - I Get Lonely (Official Music Video)

Link Posted: 4/14/2024 4:46:38 PM EDT
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Oh shit you're bringing Paula Cole to the Seacow Snowplow?

Dude, you're on my team
Link Posted: 4/14/2024 4:48:02 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By fortydelta:


No shit.

My war soundtrack is Slayer, Meshuggah, and Black Oak Arkansas.
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They may attempt to take our lives but they can not have our joy.
Link Posted: 4/14/2024 4:48:38 PM EDT
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Dude if you're bringing Paula Cole I'm bringing Natalie Merchant

Natalie Merchant - Carnival
Link Posted: 4/14/2024 4:50:30 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By DerekL:


They may attempt to take our lives but they can not have our joy.
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Originally Posted By DerekL:
Originally Posted By fortydelta:


No shit.

My war soundtrack is Slayer, Meshuggah, and Black Oak Arkansas.


They may attempt to take our lives but they can not have our joy.

Based.

Nooooo you can't play music from group of 16yos that's really simple but catchy nooooooo

Paramore: Ain't It Fun [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
Link Posted: 4/14/2024 4:50:50 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:

Based Kylie enjoyer

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She was a smoke show.
Link Posted: 4/14/2024 4:51:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: AzzFaceKillah] [#37]
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Originally Posted By 00sdime00:


By god man, they must be stopped.
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Originally Posted By 00sdime00:
Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:
FBI:

Sir we've been searching and apparently they're radicalizing themselves with dance music women listened to from 1995-2007


By god man, they must be stopped.


Negative sir, it appears our plan to inundate the water supply with estrogen has worked, but those fruity bastards still won't give up their guns. It's fascinating really.
Link Posted: 4/14/2024 4:52:11 PM EDT
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Our Snow Mexico bros will ride in to this.
Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much (Official Music Video)
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Originally Posted By Lungbuster:



She was a smoke show.
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Originally Posted By Lungbuster:
Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:

Based Kylie enjoyer




She was a smoke show.

I don't know how to put it other than I already have which is that that she oozes feminine vibes
Link Posted: 4/14/2024 4:54:23 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By AzzFaceKillah:


Negative sir, it appears our plan to inundate the water supply with estrogen has worked, but those fruity bastards still won't give up their guns. It's fascinating really.
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Originally Posted By AzzFaceKillah:
Originally Posted By 00sdime00:
Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:
FBI:

Sir we've been searching and apparently they're radicalizing themselves with dance music women listened to from 1995-2007


By god man, they must be stopped.


Negative sir, it appears our plan to inundate the water supply with estrogen has worked, but those fruity bastards still won't give up their guns. It's fascinating really.

Sir they are getting gayer and more capable by the day
Link Posted: 4/14/2024 4:54:49 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:
....  No metal or hard rock goes here....
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If I'm gonna boog, I need some death core blasting.  
Link Posted: 4/14/2024 4:55:54 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By DerekL:
Our Snow Mexico bros will ride in to this.
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Oh shit.

I was about to say our Hispanic bros need Shakira but maybe we just steal her. Because she is smoking hot and she can move those hips

Shakira - She Wolf (Official HD Video)
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Originally Posted By THOT_Vaccine:
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Born Too Slow (Nubreed Mix)


Link Posted: 4/14/2024 4:56:25 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Bravo_Six:




If I'm gonna boog, I need some death core blasting.  
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Originally Posted By Bravo_Six:
Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:
....  No metal or hard rock goes here....




If I'm gonna boog, I need some death core blasting.  

Not in the 87th Shitpost Company u don't
Link Posted: 4/14/2024 4:58:16 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:

Not in the 87th Shitpost Company u don't
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That's why they make ear buds bud
Link Posted: 4/14/2024 4:59:36 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By hbilly:
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The 12 string guitar 🥰
Link Posted: 4/14/2024 5:03:36 PM EDT
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Selena - Bidi Bidi Bom Bom (Official Music Video)

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I have decided Shakira belongs to all men and the Hispanics cannot lay exclusive claim to her.

She's just too hot guys
Link Posted: 4/14/2024 5:15:44 PM EDT
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Billie Eilish - Bellyache (Official Music Video)
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