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I have set myself on fire outside the Trump
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APR 19, 2024
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My name is Max Azzarello, and I am an investigative researcher who has set himself on
re outside of the Trump trial in Manhattan.
This extreme act of protest is to draw attention to an urgent and important discovery:
We are victims of a totalitarian con, and our own government (along with many of
their allies) is about to hit us with an apocalyptic fascist world coup.
These claims sound like fantastical conspiracy theory, but they are not. They are proof
of conspiracy. If you investigate this mountain of research, you will prove them too. If
you learn a great deal about Ponzi schemes, you will discover that our life is a lie. If you
follow this story and the links below, you will discover the rotten truth of ‘post-truth
America’. You will learn the scariest and stupidest story in world history. And you will
realize that we are all in a desperate state of emergency that requires your action.
To my friends and family, witnesses and rst responders, I deeply apologize for
inicting this pain upon you. But I assure you it is a drop in the bucket compared to
what our government intends to inict.
Because these words are true, this is an act of revolution.
--
Last March, a billionaire named Peter Thiel started a bank run on Silicon Valley Bank. I
knew enough about Thiel that I found this incredibly suspicious: My hunch was that
this was intentional, though I couldn’t fathom why.
M. CROSBY
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I began investigating online, and quickly found cryptocurrency’s ngerprints all over it.
The bank run occurred just days aer Silvergate Bank – which catered almost
exclusively to crypto companies – collapsed. Meanwhile, several crypto cheerleaders
were all over nancial media warning of a regional banking crisis, and nobody in media
was addressing the clear crypto connections.
I dug deep into the nancials of Thiel’s venture capital rm Founders Fund and
eventually uncovered the following, all proven many times over.
Cryptocurrency is our rst planetary multi-trillion-dollar Ponzi scheme. It was
expressly created for this purpose by a laundry list of rich and powerful people out
of Stanford/Silicon Valley and Harvard/Facebook.
The March 2023 bank failures were all intentional: the banks were used to move
out stolen Ponzi money. This signals that they’re no longer dumping cash in to
keep the cryptocurrency Ponzi aoat, and that it will soon go insolvent, as all
Ponzis must.
When the Ponzi scheme goes insolvent, it will take down half the stock market
with it: The perpetrators used their major companies to pipe into the blockchain so
they could funnel money out from the crypto exchanges. This includes Google,
Tesla, Apple, PayPal, Facebook, Disney, Walmart, Target, InBev, Zoom, and
countless others.
It is a Ponzi scheme so large that it created global ination, which is why the
price of Bitcoin has been a remarkable leading indicator for ination rates. Victims
who bought crypto don’t realize their money has already been stolen, so the money
gets double-counted by the victims and the criminals who stole it.
As it turns out, our elites are awash in Ponzi schemes. Stanford’s StartX.com
investment fund and Jerey Epstein’s ‘Program for Evolutionary Dynamics’ he ran
at Harvard are both fake-science Ponzi factories that these schools have invested
billions in: They are lled with fraudulent companies that use smoke and mirrors to
promise miraculous new technology, but always collapse while the perpetrators
only get richer.
Funneling trillions of dollars in stolen cash through the stock market created the
largest stock-market anomaly in history. The stock chart signature of a Ponzi
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scheme is a massive increase (while they stack up cash) and then a massive fall (as
they funnel out the stolen cash). This chart shape appeared in all the companies
listed above. In order to explain the massive anomaly, our criminal government
unleashed COVID on the world and told us these were the “stay at home stocks.”
--
Ponzi schemes are vicious beasts, and cryptocurrency is history’s largest Ponzi by orders
of magnitude. It could best be described as an economic doomsday device,
intentionally made to shatter the world economy.
The U.S. government is fully involved in this totalitarian con: To illustrate its bipartisan
support, I’ll note that nearly every participant of the Clinton Global Initiative has ties to
cryptocurrency, while two of the biggest tech VCs who participated are Trump
associates Josh Kushner and Anthony Scaramucci.
To better understand our form of government, I will point you to one of the most
astonishing pieces of stand-alone evidence I’ve found: Arkansas Governor Bill Clinton’s
1988 DNC speech where he nominated Mike Dukakis for president against George H.W.
Bush. The speech is a vile, mean-spirited roast of Dukakis that makes no sense
whatsoever: For Clinton to ruthlessly attack a member of his own party should have
been political suicide, and he repeatedly mocks Dukakis’ noble and earnest qualities.
Notably, actor Rob Lowe, who was supporting Dukakis, was victim of a teen sex
blackmail operation at the DNC that year. Since we know Clinton is a close associate
with teen sex blackmail artist Jerey Epstein, we can suddenly make perfect sense of the
nonsensical speech by applying this lens: Bill Clinton is a cocky mob boss who
blackmailed Mike Dukakis because Dukakis thought his job was to help the public. He
teases out the future public revelation that Kitty Dukakis drank rubbing alcohol, and
oers a strange anecdote about the crack epidemic that reveals he is an exceedingly
proud drug runner.
What does this revelation tell us? That our government is conning us completely. That
Bill Clinton was secretly on (former CIA Director) George H.W. Bush’s side, and that the
Democrat vs. Republican division has been entirely manufactured ever since: Clinton is
with Bush; Gore is with Bush; Trump is with Hillary, and so on. When they present
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themselves in public, they are acting as characters that are against one another,
practicing kayfabe as wrestlers do.
As it turns out, we have a secret kleptocracy: Both parties are run by nancial criminals
whose only goals are to divide, deceive, and bleed us dry. They divide the public against
itself and blame the other party while everything gets worse and more expensive and
handful of people take all the money.
Since it is fully parasitic, a secret kleptocracy is an incredibly unstable form of
government – le to its own devices, it can only lead to fascism or failed state.
--
One of the key ndings of this research is that Harvard University is one of the largest
organized crime fronts in history, which is how they churn out billionaires – it’s a major
hub of this sprawling criminal network.
As it turns out, dozens of the writers of The Simpsons went to Harvard. So I asked
myself the question: If The Simpsons served the interests of organized crime, how would
it do so?
Well, it oers a dysfunctional family suering from moral decay, a community incapable
of solving its problems, a worker drone who slaves away for an evil billionaire, and
cathartic laughs for our poor collective circumstances.
There are some notable specics as it relates to this research, too: In Marge vs. The
Monorail, the townsfolk are too oash and divided to invest in the town’s needs (x
Main Street) and fall for the charms of a dazzling showman with a bogus monorail Ponzi
scheme. When we know that the show is closely linked to an organization that invests
billions of dollars in Ponzi factories, this becomes quite damning.
In Lisa the Iconoclast, Lisa discovers that town founder Jebediah Springeld was a
secret criminal con artist, and that the townsfolk’s lives are a lie. Realizing this is an
important discovery, she desperately tries to get the townsfolk to listen to her. But they
meet her with hostility, apathy, disbelief, and partisanship and she fails to get through to
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them. Ultimately, she realizes the town is so far gone that perhaps it’s better for them to
be lied to by con artists, and she keeps the secret to herself.
And here I’ve been, like Lisa Simpson, desperately trying to get friends, family, and the
public to believe the proof of a totalitarian con I’m trying to show them, and they’ve
turned away with hostility, apathy, disbelief, and partisanship.
And so, we realize the criminal truth of The Simpsons: Our elites are telling us that our
eroding collective circumstances are our own fault, and we can’t do anything about it,
while they steal the American Dream from us. It is, for lack of a more elegant word,
brainwashing.
—
Lastly, we string these major discoveries together: Cryptocurrency is an economic
doomsday device; our government is a secret kleptocracy; The Simpsons exists to
brainwash us. From there, the only research we need is critical thinking and we’re able
to piece together the true story of our circumstances.
Consider America since 1988: Institutions like healthcare and universities have become
parasitic in their skyrocketing prices. News media tells us to be angry and tribalized.
Daytime television warns us of moral decay. Local news tell us to fear our neighbors.
The Simpsons tells us we’re too oash and divided to save the American Dream.
Seinfeld tells us to celebrate the assholes and be irritated by all the normal people
around us. “Reality” TV tells us that real life is lled with hedonism and strife.
Social media, owned by crypto criminals like Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk, is
ooded with nonsense conspiracy theories and memes reminding us that we are
hopeless, helpless, anxious, depressed, ironic, scared, apathetic, escapist, lonely,
misguided, and jaded, telling us we can’t do anything but have a laugh at our
circumstances.
Liberals mock the hypocrisy of conservatives; conservatives mock the hypocrisy of
liberals, and our collective circumstances erode. The le shouts “All Cops Are Bastards,”
which ensures they’ll be hated by the police and the public (and ies in the face of leist
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theory). The public’s distrust of the government is at an all-time high, but so is the belief
that we are helpless to do anything about it.
And with all this, a sharp rise in apocalyptic messaging: Climate change will kill us all;
COVID will kill us all; vaccines will kill us all; AI will kill us all – no matter the bubbles
we ascribe to, we’re bombarded with existential crises with no solutions. We’ve seen a
surge in apocalyptic lm, literature, and video games that tell us there is no way out of
our poor circumstances but total societal breakdown. Zombies tell us that the public is
our enemy. If you go to your nearest convenience store, you can buy a can of water called
“Liquid Death.”
This is our rotten farce: For our entire lives, we have been ooded with media designed
to slowly steer us into a world where the American Dream was dead, where the public
was fully divided against itself, where everybody believed we were powerless to do
anything about our worsening circumstances. It is all so they can organize an
unprecedented, apocalyptic rug pull on the entire populace as they pivot to fascism,
which is perhaps best understood as kleptocracy at the barrel of a gun.
When we piece it all together, we understand the truth: We are in a totalitarian
doomsday cult.
Why on earth would our elites do this? There are many reasons, but the simplest is
because capitalism is unsustainable, and they knew it: Climate change and resource
extraction would catch up eventually. So, they never intended to sustain it. They knew
all along that they would gobble up all the wealth they could, and then yank the rug out
from under us so they could pivot to a hellish fascist dystopia.
—
Things escalated wildly in 1988 when former CIA Director George H.W. Bush got the
White House, but this plan had been in action long prior:
Why is Stanley Kubrick’s comedy about mutually assured destruction called Dr.
Strangelove: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb? Because he was a
cocky secret fascist who was getting us to stop worrying and love the bomb. Why did he
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make A Clockwork Orange? So we’d rejoice at ultra-violence designed to desensitize us
to the horrors of the world.
Why were the Manson Family murders crawling with cover-ups and intelligence agents?
Because our government wanted to make us fear for our lives and believe that hippies
are deranged psychopaths.
Why did Walt Disney produce a fraudulent documentary that told us Lemmings follow
each other o clis? So we would believe it.
Why did The Beatles tell us to fear the taxman, to sco at revolution, chase nonsense
conspiracy theories, and that happiness is a warm gun? So we would believe it.
Why did Easy Rider tell us that the hippie movement was dead? So we would believe it.
Why did Chinatown end with defeatism in the face of massive corruption? So we would
believe it.
Why did George Orwell tell us of a hellish future of totalitarian control that we are
powerless to stop? So we would believe it.
Why did Wall Street tell us “greed is good”? So we would believe it.
Why did Do The Right Thing tell us we’re all racially tribalized? So we would believe it.
Why did Simpsons creator Matt Groening make a comic strip called Life in Hell? So we
would believe it.
And on, and on, and on, and on. When it comes to any popular media, if you ask yourself
the question, “Why would secret doomsday cult kleptocrats want the public to consume
this?”, you will nd your answers.
—
This is obviously very bad news, but the biggest lie we’ve been told is that we are
powerless. We’ve got one way out of hellworld, and that’s for the public to realize that
we’ve been conned completely so we can build a united movement that shatters every lie
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they’ve told us, mocks this rotten farce as loudly as it deserves, and aims at nothing
short of abolishing our criminal government so we can build one that serves the public.
To understand this story is to see right through the con, to become immune to the
endless sea of criminal propaganda, and to feel the great joy and power that comes with
freedom.
If a small number of people quickly put on these truth-colored glasses, we are in for an
unimaginably bright future. If not, we get an apocalypse.
For more information, I’ve put together this booklet that includes other major ndings
and a map to a sea of proof, along with all the other essays on this site.
For the true history of America since the end of World War II, see here.
To see this discovery unfold in real-time, along with further explanations, hundreds of
pieces of evidence not covered here, advice, inspiration, political theory, and the heart
and soul of a man escaping history’s largest doomsday cult, see my Instagram story
highlights. I apologize for leaving things so scattered, but this has been an exhausting
aair. So long as you understand this (true) ideology, you will be able to learn the whole
story.
Here is a federal lawsuit I led against dozens of perpetrators of the cryptocurrency
Ponzi – not for litigation, but just to preserve the information and attach my name to it.
I was terried and hadn’t slept in days and it shows, but it served its purpose of keeping
myself alive long enough to keep learning and telling this story.
I no longer have my original research les from the crypto rabbit hole. If you want to see
them, you’ll have to get my laptop back from the government. Ask them how they got it
- it’s a very fun story.
I hope you know how powerful you are. I wish you a hell of a lot more than luck.
Max Azzarello
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