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Posted: 4/23/2024 6:34:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fredegar: he should marry the lady with three boobs! Or the lady with two heads. I think one of them is still single |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 6:36:20 PM EDT
[#2]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ATLDiver: Preach on brother, it’s really a disability at this point. I was able to get the handicap tag on my truck at least. |
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AZ, USA
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Posted: 4/23/2024 6:38:37 PM EDT
[Last Edit: AZ_Mike]
[#3]
The struggle is real. You have to find a size queen. Tilted uterus (like both my wives) helps.
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Posted: 4/23/2024 6:38:47 PM EDT
[#4]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556therapy: Doesn't 87% of arfcom have that exact problem? 
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Posted: 4/23/2024 6:47:49 PM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TradWoodsman: My junk looks like a scared mouse hidng in a pile of steel wool. 
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Posted: 4/23/2024 9:11:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Shadowgrouse: He stays fat to protect the ladies. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Shadowgrouse: Originally Posted By StaccatoC2: If he lost some weight he would get 2 more inches. He stays fat to protect the ladies. He just needs Adam Carolla's "Love Donut," or maybe 2-3 of them. Yeah, it's for exactly what you think it is. Kharn |
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NC, USA
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Posted: 4/23/2024 9:21:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: JustDaniel]
[#7]
Well mine might not be long but it sure is skinny
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Posted: 4/23/2024 9:26:29 PM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Kihn: The Hedgehog made that shit work for him. But #metoo did him in. Dude was the dad bod of porn. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 9:27:13 PM EDT
[#9]
Yeah, contrary to popular bro-belief, a HUGE unit isn't all that desirable. I'm comfortably average in length, maybe a little blessed in girth, but I would not want to be "hung like a horse".
Years ago, I had a GF that was pretty comfortable with her sexuality. She said she was set up with a guy that was "well hung". She ended up seeing it, and knew it would not be comfortable or pleasurable to try to have sex with him. So yeah, having an absolutely massive meat spear isn't a huge advantage. Being average is pretty good, actually. |
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CA, USA
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Posted: 4/23/2024 9:30:25 PM EDT
[#10]
You could actually end up killing a woman going to pound town with a large dick
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Posted: 4/23/2024 9:30:33 PM EDT
[#11]
What ministry has the ability to issue such a title?
"Oi! You gotta loicense fer dat peckah?" |
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GA, USA
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Posted: 4/23/2024 9:31:41 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By jmt1271: I was able to get the handicap tag on my truck at least. But can I get the handicap tag? Instead of a wheelchair dude, it’s a three legged guy. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 9:36:23 PM EDT
[#13]
I've never had a complaint about size.
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Posted: 4/23/2024 9:36:48 PM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FreefallRet: Yep most gals are about 6" to 8" deep according to height etc. Dude gonna need some snu snu Amazon size chick to have sex with. I’m going to need some scientific evidence for that. Although there have been a few around 5’0” and petite I have completely bottomed out with an inch or two on my side to spare. Very weird. Guy in article looks like creepy substitute teacher. Makes sense he’s packing |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 9:41:34 PM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Paul: It's not all you'd think. Most women find it painful getting their cervix beaten up. Then they limit what positions they'll have sex with you because of the size.  |
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GA, USA
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Posted: 4/23/2024 9:44:31 PM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By jackthom8: You could actually end up killing a woman going to pound town with a large dick Funny thing. I know a guy fairly well that uses #poundtown as his business tagline. No, not a porno star instead involved in Clay shooting sports. He was unaware it’s a slang for well you know, including a fairly popular rap song. Reminds me, I need to hit him up with a sticker. |
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SC, USA
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Posted: 4/23/2024 9:47:32 PM EDT
[#17]
Finally we have a champion and our story is being heard. Our lives matter.
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Posted: 4/23/2024 9:48:53 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By R2point0: Early 50's. Why? Do you think you know her? If she is early 50s and Indian, maybe. |
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USA
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Posted: 4/23/2024 9:49:48 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Hamel: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/04/23/11/83979149-13339927-image-a-3_1713868329651.jpg He can be the next Ron Jeremy Looks like Rick Wakeman. 😅 What was OP searching for before finding that story??? 🤔 |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 9:50:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: BlueCoyote]
[#20]
Legend has it he once did the helicopter and it sounded like a Sea Dragon
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USA
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Posted: 4/23/2024 9:52:18 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Hamel: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/04/23/11/83979149-13339927-image-a-3_1713868329651.jpg He can be the next Ron Jeremy Love child of Alan Rickman and Porkins from Star Wars. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 9:53:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By odiedodi: GD doesn't get their perspective from real women, they get it from pornography. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By odiedodi: Originally Posted By FreefallRet: If you are 6"-7" about any woman minus a midget would be happy. Ask a stripper chick etc what they think about size and most will agree. Lol. Sure. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 9:54:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: R2point0]
[#23]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By jackthom8: You could actually end up killing a woman going to pound town with a large dick |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 9:55:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GunLvrPHD: If she is early 50s and Indian, maybe. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 9:56:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/23/2024 9:56:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistorySurprised it took this long to post this. |
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USA
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Posted: 4/23/2024 10:02:22 PM EDT
[#27]
Toilets fucking suck to.
Can't sit back far enough and most are too shallow. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 10:09:21 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Paul: It's not all you'd think. Most women find it painful getting their cervix beaten up. Then they limit what positions they'll have sex with you because of the size. Even your average guy is generally going to hit the cervix. The issue is the angle of attack and hitting her pelvis/sacrum. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 10:10:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Obo2]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FreefallRet: Yep most gals are about 6" to 8" deep according to height etc. Dude gonna need some snu snu Amazon size chick to have sex with. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FreefallRet: Originally Posted By Paul: It's not all you'd think. Most women find it painful getting their cervix beaten up. Then they limit what positions they'll have sex with you because of the size. most gals are about 6" to 8" deep according to height etc. Dude gonna need some snu snu Amazon size chick to have sex with. Go google average vagina depth it's more like 3 to 4 inches. Shit stretches yo. |
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USA
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Posted: 4/23/2024 10:19:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By odiedodi: GD doesn't get their perspective from real women, they get it from pornography. GD talks to women? |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 10:22:27 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By baitdragger: GD talks to women? |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 10:28:52 PM EDT
[#32]
An old girlfriend of mine once said, give me 9" and make it hurt!
So I fucked her 3 times and slapped her asscheek. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 10:32:47 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JWinGa: My GF said “give me nine inches and make it hurt!”, so I fucked her three times and punched her in the mouth. Rodney Dangerfield? |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 10:34:06 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By thesquidliest: We had this crazy, huge black dude who we called Moon. Over 6' tall, shirts didn't fit his huge ass arms, etc. He was crazy because he would talk to the consoles in combat when everything was shut off/no aircraft up, so he was either "practicing" or just a crazy fucker (the latter). Ironically he was good at his job, tho. Anyhoo, he had this nasty habit of taking showers without shower shoes (back then I lived in a 201-man berthing with just 4 shitters and 8 shower stalls), so he would end up tracking other squid's drain babies all over the tiled decks that were clean and do so buck nekid. And he would sometimes roll up to the lounge area where a bunch of us would hang out and stand in the hatch, barefoot and nekid, where everyone could see his elephant-sized dick. Think Eddie Murphy's Delirious bit on the subject, it was ridiculous like that. Since It was a fairly normal occurrence one of the other dudes would say "Moon, go put your fucking shorts on, man" and he would go "Oh, sorry man" in that Green Mile deep voice he had and scurry off. After a while we figured out he wasn't trying to show off, he was just a special kind of stupid. One day one of the newer guys asked him what it was like for him with the chicks. He said that he actually didn't like having a giant cock because he scared off normal chicks (especially in Asia where we deployed mostly) and was usually forced to buy ass if he wanted to get laid. And even some of the whores had limits too. So long story short not all wimmenz want giant cocks.  |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 10:35:37 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Obo2]
[#35]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By QueenDeNile: You need to brush up on your anatomy. It doesn't beat up the cervix it plays pool with the ovaries. Hitting the ovaries is like hitting your balls. It hurts. That seems like another angle issue to some extent. I've been turned down once they saw it a couple of times but only complaints I've really had about it hurting outside some initial omg were just not starting off slow enough/enough warm up or getting a little overzelous and kinda crankin it in at a weird angle. Typically just start off halfway or less and work up to balls deep incrementally. Had a buddy in highschool who swore he couldn't get it in all the way cause he was hitting the end. I was like dude try some different positions or something if you are hitting something hard you're doing it wrong. Sure enough the couple came back for some beers a little while later all proud. Now I suppose the ovaries are kinda attached so I could understand some discomfort there |
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MO, USA
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Posted: 4/23/2024 10:49:31 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Mech2007: White guy? Amazing! Not really, statistically whites have the largest... |
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TX, USA
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Posted: 4/24/2024 12:02:53 AM EDT
[#37]
Originally Posted By Kharn: My wife says we can only have missionary because mine is too big for anything else.  Kharn When she says it's too big for one thing and you put it in the other. Don't expect good results. I still feel bad. And I ain't bragging. I'm ashamed I caused pain and bloody things for a day or two. It's legitimately a real thing, and I think it's more common than spoken about. It's just Noone knows measurements so numbers you read or hear are always BS. I ain't Ron Jeremy, nor require more than a single digit. |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 12:19:49 AM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FreefallRet: Dude is ugly and fat. If not for his 11" pecker nobody would give him the time of day. So, the British Ron Jeremy? |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 12:20:00 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By OLO2: Toilets fucking suck to. Can't sit back far enough and most are too shallow. What i hate is when i sit down to shit and my balls dangle into the water. My dick isnt giant but toilet water on the balls sure makes you stand up fast. Then gotta hover to poop |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 6:50:03 AM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By jackthom8: You could actually end up killing a woman going to pound town with a large dick Imagine showing up in the ER after puncturing her insides. The nurses wouldn’t leave you alone.
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:15:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Hamel: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/04/23/11/83979149-13339927-image-a-3_1713868329651.jpg He can be the next Ron Jeremy Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Hamel: Originally Posted By FreefallRet: Dude is ugly and fat. If not for his 11" pecker nobody would give him the time of day. He can be the next Ron Jeremy …The #1 biggest downside for the ladies? It’s attached to that guy. He’s totally humblebragging his way into curious hoebags wanting to see if it fits. |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 9:15:18 AM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By SuperHeavy: When she says it's too big for one thing and you put it in the other. Don't expect good results. I still feel bad. And I ain't bragging. I'm ashamed I caused pain and bloody things for a day or two. ... 1. Patience 2. Lube 3. Repeat 1 and 2 indefinitely. More women have been conditioned to hate anal by that one guy that just jammed it in than there are women that like anal. The more you know... |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 9:21:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Paul: It's not all you'd think. Most women find it painful getting their cervix beaten up. Then they limit what positions they'll have sex with you because of the size. I’ve been told length isn’t what the ladies like. It’s the girth that they enjoy. |
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MD, USA
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Posted: 4/24/2024 9:24:12 AM EDT
[#44]
Well there's one thing I won't have to worry about.
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MP, USA
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Posted: 4/24/2024 9:27:37 AM EDT
[#45]
Women all want the thick 8". That gets rock hard. Three times a day.
All of them. They'll tell you 5-7" is great. But they really mean the thick 8". |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 9:29:11 AM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Kiethstone: The struggle is real... I mean, I wish it weren't. 
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FL, USA
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Posted: 4/24/2024 9:33:42 AM EDT
[Last Edit: TheLookingGlass]
[#47]
This fucking guy. bitching about the size of his dick what the hell...
If I had a giant dong like that I'd be walking around all day in skin tight leggings just to show it off. I would be proud to get kicked out of yoga class. Yoga is for fags anyways. He talks about wearing baggy clothes to try and hide it. Hide it are you fucking kidding me? I would use every excuse in the book just to show it off! the fuck is wrong with this guy. I would put a picture of my dick in my dating profile with the caption "Come on ladies try out Britan's largest dong if you dare!" I would rock that shit up and down Britan's coasts and not ever complain not even once. I'd be more then happy to have random ladies go on dates with me just to bolster their onlyfans. Hell i'd probably make my own onlyfans page just to show off my conquests. There is no downside to having a 11" dick. Not one. That guy is a beta male and needs to stand up and own his shit. |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 9:36:37 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TheLookingGlass: This fucking guy. bitching about the size of his dick what the hell... If I had a giant dong like that I'd be walking around all day in skin tight leggings just to show it off. I would be proud to get kicked out of yoga class. Yoga is for fags anyways. He talks about wearing baggy clothes to try and hide it. Hide it are you fucking kidding me? I would use every excuse in the book just to show it off! the fuck is wrong with this guy. I would put a picture of my dick in my dating profile with the caption "Come on ladies try out Britan's largest dong if you dare!" I would rock that shit up and down Britan's coasts and not ever complain not even once. I'd be more then happy to have random ladies go on dates with me just to bolster their onlyfans. Hell i'd probably make my own onlyfans page just to show off my conquests. There is no downside to having a 11" dick. Not one. That guy is a beta male and needs to stand up and own his shit. |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 9:38:04 AM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TheLookingGlass: This fucking guy. bitching about the size of his dick what the hell... If I had a giant dong like that I'd be walking around all day in skin tight leggings just to show it off. I would be proud to get kicked out of yoga class. Yoga is for fags anyways. He talks about wearing baggy clothes to try and hide it. Hide it are you fucking kidding me? I would use every excuse in the book just to show it off! the fuck is wrong with this guy. I would put a picture of my dick in my dating profile with the caption "Come on ladies try out Britan's largest dong if you dare!" I would rock that shit up and down Britan's coasts and not ever complain not even once. I'd be more then happy to have random ladies go on dates with me just to bolster their onlyfans. Hell i'd probably make my own onlyfans page just to show off my conquests. There is no downside to having a 11" dick. Not one. That guy is a beta male and needs to stand up and own his shit.  Attached File |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 9:59:15 AM EDT
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Worked with a guy for a few months that had that problem and was quite open about not getting the backside of his dick wet.
He sold a new Accord (yes I sold new Honda's at the time) to some middle aged cougar. Turned out that the middle aged cougar had a whole bunch of middle aged cougar friends and she was some sort of gigalo pimp for them. She asked him out for at date and he accepted. The day after the date he came in to work and quit on the spot. Came back a couple months later and scratched out a check for a new Prelude, some other cougar dropped him off a couple of days later to pick up his new car. Nobody questioned where he got the money to pay for it either. LOL |
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