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Posted: 4/24/2024 10:03:37 AM EDT
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Meh. That’s average for GD.
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Posted: 4/24/2024 10:14:48 AM EDT
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A friend of mine claimed his dad was hung like a horse that he told a story about how when he was in the Navy, he and several other guys were skinny dipping in a pool, when several ladies approached. All the other guys immediately jumped in the pool, but my friend's dad just put his hands on his hips, looked at the ladies, and smiled a smug smile.
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Posted: 4/24/2024 10:17:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Underscore_O_Three: Women all want the thick 8". That gets rock hard. Three times a day. All of them. They'll tell you 5-7" is great. But they really mean the thick 8". |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 10:21:52 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By QueenDeNile: I don't think most women know what they want in regards with actual size but large does attract the eye. 90% of a woman's orgasm is mental so if it's got your attention it's halfway there. 
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Posted: 4/24/2024 10:27:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By R2point0: That's why I keep my shorts on during foreplay. If my oral skills leave them cross-eyed for the main event, mine looks twice as big during the final reveal. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By R2point0: Originally Posted By QueenDeNile: I don't think most women know what they want in regards with actual size but large does attract the eye. 90% of a woman's orgasm is mental so if it's got your attention it's halfway there. She can’t see your junk if her eyes are already rolled back in her head :-) |
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BC, CAN
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Posted: 4/24/2024 10:29:59 AM EDT
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Matt Barr? Never heard of her.
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Posted: 4/24/2024 10:50:37 AM EDT
[#7]
It's always nice when the ladies tell you that yours doesn't hurt like the big ones....
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Posted: 4/24/2024 10:53:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Primetime_1: It's always nice when the ladies tell you that yours doesn't hurt like the big ones.... Better to have her pulling for that extra inch than pushing away. |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 11:09:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By RealityCheck0311: Two things here to unpack. The guy was likely thrown out of yoga because he was being a creep. Just looking at the pics of him in the link says "I have nothing going for me and my entire identity revolves around my dick size." Wouldn't be shocked if he goes into a yoga class wearing spandex almost like it's a personal kink for others to notice. You could easily wear baggy sweats and some type supportive underwear and not make it obvious. Second, how did his first date even know about his penis size unless he told her? I guarantee this guy's dating profile or opening line is all about "Let me tell you about my dick!" Maybe don't advertise your dick size right away and make it a big deal. But I'm guessing he doesn't have much else to offer. It's like the guy is bitching that women treat him like a circus freak yet he's likely to mention his dick size when first meeting someone just like a vegan crossfitter that can't wait to bring up their lifestyle. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By RealityCheck0311: Originally Posted By Butternut: Man with Britain's largest penis reveals the downsides - from getting thrown out of yoga because others assumed he was aroused. But that wasn't the worst experience he has had - describing a worse situation, Matt revealed that once he went on a date, during which the woman he was seeing had an 'ulterior motive'. While Matt thought it was a 'normal date', it turned out he'd been asked out by the woman as she wanted him to appear on her OnlyFans and use him to make money. Two things here to unpack. The guy was likely thrown out of yoga because he was being a creep. Just looking at the pics of him in the link says "I have nothing going for me and my entire identity revolves around my dick size." Wouldn't be shocked if he goes into a yoga class wearing spandex almost like it's a personal kink for others to notice. You could easily wear baggy sweats and some type supportive underwear and not make it obvious. Second, how did his first date even know about his penis size unless he told her? I guarantee this guy's dating profile or opening line is all about "Let me tell you about my dick!" Maybe don't advertise your dick size right away and make it a big deal. But I'm guessing he doesn't have much else to offer. It's like the guy is bitching that women treat him like a circus freak yet he's likely to mention his dick size when first meeting someone just like a vegan crossfitter that can't wait to bring up their lifestyle. That guy from hung that claimed to have the biggest schlong in the world also said he'd go to the clubs wearing biker shorts to get attention. |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 11:14:49 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By OLO2: Toilets fucking suck to. Can't sit back far enough and most are too shallow. This is the fucking worst. It is even more horrifying at the airport. |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 11:34:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By zapthycat: Not really, statistically whites have the largest... Ecuadorians |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 11:43:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Paul: It's not all you'd think. Most women find it painful getting their cervix beaten up. Then they limit what positions they'll have sex with you because of the size.  Yep. Sucks having a wife you can’t go to town on. |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 12:14:01 PM EDT
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If ever I start to worry about lacking a porn star’s anatomy, I remember the story from a gal I used to play ball with. She was dating this guy and I referred to him as “the big guy”, because I couldn’t remember his name. She and her friend start laughing. She says “I’m not sure if I’d use those words.” Of course I didn’t get it, so I asked why- after all, this guy was 6’4”, maybe 6’5”. She starts laughing harder. Then she told me that they had sex (sort of), and she wasn’t sure if he was actually inside her. He was, according to her, smaller than my thumb. Whatever faults I may have, at least I’m not at the extreme left side of the bell curve.
Saddest part is, when that dude came out to drink a beer with us (before she kicked him to the curb), all anyone that heard the story could think about was that he had a ridiculous microdick. I still laugh every time I think of that story. |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 12:21:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Paul: It's not all you'd think. Most women find it painful getting their cervix beaten up. Then they limit what positions they'll have sex with you because of the size. Women with a hysterectomy can go all day. 
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Posted: 4/24/2024 12:23:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Superluckycat: No thanks. You would NEVER be able to talk a woman into anal. |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 12:32:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By R2point0: It's not "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex ." Both cervix and penis are made out of good old flesh and blood, and I'm betting the dick will break before she gets any internal injuries. Wife worked a surgery in the OR where a woman came in with vaginal walls torn. She had a wild weekend with her boyfriend before he deployed. So no, women break first. |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 12:33:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TxRabbitBane: If ever I start to worry about lacking a porn star’s anatomy, I remember the story from a gal I used to play ball with. She was dating this guy and I referred to him as “the big guy”, because I couldn’t remember his name. She and her friend start laughing. She says “I’m not sure if I’d use those words.” Of course I didn’t get it, so I asked why- after all, this guy was 6’4”, maybe 6’5”. She starts laughing harder. Then she told me that they had sex (sort of), and she wasn’t sure if he was actually inside her. He was, according to her, smaller than my thumb. Whatever faults I may have, at least I’m not at the extreme left side of the bell curve. Saddest part is, when that dude came out to drink a beer with us (before she kicked him to the curb), all anyone that heard the story could think about was that he had a ridiculous microdick. I still laugh every time I think of that story. I remember a gal telling me about a similar experience. Big, burly lumberjack looking type. She was looking forward to seeing what he was packing. She said she couldn’t help laughing when he pulled his drawers down. In her words, “It looked like a robin egg peeking out of a bird’s nest” |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 12:41:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By corwin1968: A friend of mine claimed his dad was hung like a horse that he told a story about how when he was in the Navy, he and several other guys were skinny dipping in a pool, when several ladies approached. All the other guys immediately jumped in the pool, but my friend's dad just put his hands on his hips, looked at the ladies, and smiled a smug smile. LOLOLOLOL… Dad was in the USAF. CMSgt. His nickname was “Bigfoot”. As a kid I always thought it was because he wore a size 12 shoe and wasn’t afraid to put that boot up someone's ass to straighten them out. Of course growing up,with dad in the same house, he didn’t give a shit about walking out of the shower butt ass naked with his dick swinging down to his knees. It wasn’t until I was much older that I put 2+2 together and figured out the real reason they called him Bigfoot. And FWIW, I took after mom’s side of the family.
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Posted: 4/24/2024 12:43:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/24/2024 12:52:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JarheadPatriot: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/88151/IMG_1290-3196709.jpg |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 1:22:17 PM EDT
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 The guy on the left..."Hmmm, maybe I should go gay." The chick, "I wanna see it. Now! I bet I can handle it." King Schlong, "The struggle is real." |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 1:30:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By RealityCheck0311: Never heard of that one. Have heard the stories about Lyndon Johnson though. Think he would have been #metoo'd in the modern age. I think there is a recording of him ordering custom pants and asking for room due to the size of his crank. |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 1:34:09 PM EDT
[#23]
I am hung like a newborn boy
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Posted: 4/24/2024 1:37:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Butternut: She was a true athlete, that happened to work in the sex industry. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Butternut: Originally Posted By JarheadPatriot: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/88151/IMG_1290-3196709.jpg 
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Posted: 4/24/2024 1:37:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GunLvrPHD: Is your girlfriend in her late 50s by any chance? How amazing would it be to find out you’ve had an eskimo twin on here the whole time! |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 1:38:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By corwin1968: A friend of mine claimed his dad was hung like a horse that he told a story about how when he was in the Navy, he and several other guys were skinny dipping in a pool, when several ladies approached. All the other guys immediately jumped in the pool, but my friend's dad just put his hands on his hips, looked at the ladies, and smiled a smug smile. Why does every Navy story feature naked guys hanging out with other naked guys? 
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Posted: 4/24/2024 1:40:11 PM EDT
[#27]
Why do the call you Meat?
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Posted: 4/24/2024 1:41:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By LotBoy: I am hung like a newborn boy Me too. 19.5" long, 8.5 lbs. 
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Posted: 4/24/2024 1:46:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BillofRights: Why does every Navy story feature naked guys hanging out with other naked guys? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BillofRights: Originally Posted By corwin1968: A friend of mine claimed his dad was hung like a horse that he told a story about how when he was in the Navy, he and several other guys were skinny dipping in a pool, when several ladies approached. All the other guys immediately jumped in the pool, but my friend's dad just put his hands on his hips, looked at the ladies, and smiled a smug smile. Why does every Navy story feature naked guys hanging out with other naked guys? Because it's the Navy?  Kharn |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 1:47:27 PM EDT
[#30]
I had a college girlfriend comment about how big I was and sometimes it was uncomfortable. Unfortunately she was a midget
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Posted: 4/24/2024 1:48:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ManMan: I had a college girlfriend comment about how big I was and sometimes it was uncomfortable. Unfortunately she was a midget Unfortunately? |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 1:52:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TxRabbitBane: If ever I start to worry about lacking a porn star’s anatomy, I remember the story from a gal I used to play ball with. She was dating this guy and I referred to him as “the big guy”, because I couldn’t remember his name. She and her friend start laughing. She says “I’m not sure if I’d use those words.” Of course I didn’t get it, so I asked why- after all, this guy was 6’4”, maybe 6’5”. She starts laughing harder. Then she told me that they had sex (sort of), and she wasn’t sure if he was actually inside her. He was, according to her, smaller than my thumb. Whatever faults I may have, at least I’m not at the extreme left side of the bell curve. Saddest part is, when that dude came out to drink a beer with us (before she kicked him to the curb), all anyone that heard the story could think about was that he had a ridiculous microdick. I still laugh every time I think of that story. That story explains exactly why women are far more cruel and sinister than men could ever be. |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 1:55:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/24/2024 1:58:02 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JarheadPatriot: I may, or may not, have extensive knowledge of her filmography.
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Posted: 4/24/2024 2:25:29 PM EDT
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It's a blessing and a curse at the same time.
Pros It feels great when every chick says "OMG" or "holy shit" when they see it for the first time. Few things boost confidence more than having a chick use her forearm to measure you. Half of your GFs friends will try to hookup with you after they hear about it (I don't cheat though). Cons Some positions are off limits with some women. It's rare that I get more than half a BJ. Anal is completely out of the question (I've seen plenty of documentaries that prove it's possible, but in real life it's a hard no). Any gay guys that hear about it will harass you and try to lure you to the dark side. The worst though is I've had 3 chicks that stopped me during sex and said they can't take it anymore. All 3 were hot AF petite spinners. Nothing sucks more than not finishing. |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 2:27:56 PM EDT
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I wonder what was in the OPs search algorithm to find that article.
At least he found an article referring a white one. I doubt 1/2 of GDs search algorithms would be the same result. Lol |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 2:31:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By wildearp: Yup, it is bad as back holing them. Women with a hysterectomy can go all day. I had a post op hysterectomy patient who was admitted because her 6' whatever" guy had a big cock and fucked up her surgical site. The surgeon had a hard time explaining what happened to the dumb ass. He finally had to tell him he needed something like a donut to go on his dick when he fucked her. True story, I was standing there. |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 2:45:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By HillaryClinton: It's a blessing and a curse at the same time. Pros It feels great when every chick says "OMG" or "holy shit" when they see it for the first time. Few things boost confidence more than having a chick use her forearm to measure you. Half of your GFs friends will try to hookup with you after they hear about it (I don't cheat though). Cons Some positions are off limits with some women. It's rare that I get more than half a BJ. Anal is completely out of the question (I've seen plenty of documentaries that prove it's possible, but in real life it's a hard no). Any gay guys that hear about it will harass you and try to lure you to the dark side. The worst though is I've had 3 chicks that stopped me during sex and said they can't take it anymore. All 3 were hot AF petite spinners. Nothing sucks more than not finishing. User name   |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 2:47:21 PM EDT
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Thank God I don't have this problem
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Posted: 4/24/2024 2:51:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 2manytoys: It's not fat, he needs an ample blood supply so he can get hard without passing out. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 2manytoys: Originally Posted By FreefallRet: Dude is ugly and fat. If not for his 11" pecker nobody would give him the time of day. It's not fat, he needs an ample blood supply so he can get hard without passing out. So his gut is a blood reservoir? |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 3:06:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JellyBelly: A good approximate measure is about 2/3 the way from her bag to her belly button. It's not 100% accurate but it's close. Some women are really short that way and others have a long torso and it changes the space available inside. Her bag??? Are we talking trannies or really womenz? |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 3:17:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FreefallRet: Dude is ugly and fat. If not for his 11" pecker nobody would give him the time of day. This fat fuck didn't have a problem getting all the pussy he wanted - and got paid to bang it. 
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Posted: 4/24/2024 3:20:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By zeekh: Her bag??? Are we talking trannies or really womenz? I LoL'd so hard when I read that. It was exactly what I was thinking too. |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 3:40:05 PM EDT
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So, do they have a kind of national registry, or do they do contests or what?
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Posted: 4/24/2024 3:48:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By eracer: This fat fuck didn't have a problem getting all the pussy he wanted - and got paid to bang it. https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNzhlNGM3MDQtZjZlZC00NjI1LWJlMDgtY2U0ZGFlYjJlM2UzL2ltYWdlL2ltYWdlXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDkzNTM2ODg@._V1_.jpg Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By eracer: Originally Posted By FreefallRet: Dude is ugly and fat. If not for his 11" pecker nobody would give him the time of day. This fat fuck didn't have a problem getting all the pussy he wanted - and got paid to bang it. https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNzhlNGM3MDQtZjZlZC00NjI1LWJlMDgtY2U0ZGFlYjJlM2UzL2ltYWdlL2ltYWdlXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDkzNTM2ODg@._V1_.jpg Didn't he get accused of sexual assault? I never heard how that all ended. |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 3:57:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By APPARITION: Didn't he get accused of sexual assault? I never heard how that all ended. |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 3:58:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By APPARITION: Didn't he get accused of sexual assault? I never heard how that all ended. |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 4:02:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By midmo: So, do they have a kind of national registry, or do they do contests or what? He had to register with Scotland Yard and promise not to use it as a baton. |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 4:09:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By R2point0: Yes, many times. He was going to go to trial but developed rapidly advancing dementia(?) and wasn't fit to stand trial so they dropped the charges. Not long for this world is my understanding. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By R2point0: Originally Posted By APPARITION: Didn't he get accused of sexual assault? I never heard how that all ended. Seems he had a pretty good run even if it doesn't include a happy ending. |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 4:29:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By APPARITION: Seems he had a pretty good run even if it doesn't include a happy ending. |
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