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Link Posted: 4/24/2024 4:34:12 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By R2point0:
To be fair it included *many* happy endings. Just not the final one.
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Originally Posted By R2point0:
Originally Posted By APPARITION:

Seems he had a pretty good run even if it doesn't include a happy ending.
To be fair it included *many* happy endings. Just not the final one.

I thought about that after I posted
Link Posted: 4/24/2024 4:44:30 PM EDT
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If you are 6"-7" about any woman minus a midget would be happy.
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I'm 5.5 on a good day.  I own it.  
Sharpen your other skills.  
But I will agree that the physiologic effect of big peen for woman is real.
Link Posted: 4/24/2024 6:32:46 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By HillaryClinton:
It's a blessing and a curse at the same time.

Pros
It feels great when every chick says "OMG" or "holy shit" when they see it for the first time. Few things boost confidence more than having a chick use her forearm to measure you. Half of your GFs friends will try to hookup with you after they hear about it (I don't cheat though).

Cons
Some positions are off limits with some women. It's rare that I get more than half a BJ. Anal is completely out of the question (I've seen plenty of documentaries that prove it's possible, but in real life it's a hard no). Any gay guys that hear about it will harass you and try to lure you to the dark side. The worst though is I've had 3 chicks that stopped me during sex and said they can't take it anymore. All 3 were hot AF petite spinners. Nothing sucks more than not finishing.
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Screen name fits
Link Posted: 4/24/2024 8:03:28 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Explorer225:

That story explains exactly why women are far more cruel and sinister than men could ever be.
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Originally Posted By TxRabbitBane:
If ever I start to worry about lacking a porn star’s anatomy, I remember the story from a gal I used to play ball with. She was dating this guy and I referred to him as “the big guy”, because I couldn’t remember his name.  She and her friend start laughing.  She says “I’m not sure if I’d use those words.”  Of course I didn’t get it, so I asked why- after all, this guy was 6’4”, maybe 6’5”.  She starts laughing harder.  Then she told me that they had sex (sort of), and she wasn’t sure if he was actually inside her.  He was, according to her, smaller than my thumb.  Whatever faults I may have, at least I’m not at the extreme left side of the bell curve.

Saddest part is, when that dude came out to drink a beer with us (before she kicked him to the curb), all anyone that heard the story could think about was that he had a ridiculous microdick.


I still laugh every time I think of that story.

That story explains exactly why women are far more cruel and sinister than men could ever be.

Take it how you want to- I still think it’s funny as hell.

How many posts do you see on here about a gal that’s put on a few pounds or not aged gracefully?
Link Posted: 4/24/2024 8:04:56 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Explorer225:

That story explains exactly why women are far more cruel and sinister than men could ever be.
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Originally Posted By Explorer225:
Originally Posted By TxRabbitBane:
If ever I start to worry about lacking a porn star’s anatomy, I remember the story from a gal I used to play ball with. She was dating this guy and I referred to him as “the big guy”, because I couldn’t remember his name.  She and her friend start laughing.  She says “I’m not sure if I’d use those words.”  Of course I didn’t get it, so I asked why- after all, this guy was 6’4”, maybe 6’5”.  She starts laughing harder.  Then she told me that they had sex (sort of), and she wasn’t sure if he was actually inside her.  He was, according to her, smaller than my thumb.  Whatever faults I may have, at least I’m not at the extreme left side of the bell curve.

Saddest part is, when that dude came out to drink a beer with us (before she kicked him to the curb), all anyone that heard the story could think about was that he had a ridiculous microdick.


I still laugh every time I think of that story.

That story explains exactly why women are far more cruel and sinister than men could ever be.

Me thinks the story hits a bit close to this user.
Link Posted: 4/27/2024 10:48:57 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Butternut:
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Man with Britain's largest penis reveals the downsides - from getting thrown out of yoga because others assumed he was aroused to being used by a date who wanted to show him off on OnlyFans

"In addition, he added, the size of his penis comes with its own set of problems, including difficulties when he was dating.

Matt explained: 'It's difficult, because it's not something you really spring on people as a surprise, because it just does scare people away generally.

'But obviously [you don't want to be] creepy and bring it up too early. [So] how you start that conversation?'

He added that the size of his penis had got him into trouble once during a yoga class, when he was asked to leave as it was thought he was aroused due to the size of his appendage.

According to Matt: 'I was wearing a very baggy shirt and shorts [but because of the] yoga positions, people just got the wrong idea.

'And that's the way it sometimes goes, but you can you can dress normally, baggy clothing, and it's not too difficult.'

But that wasn't the worst experience he has had  - describing a worse situation, Matt revealed that once he went on a date, during which the woman he was seeing had an 'ulterior motive'.

While Matt thought it was a 'normal date', it turned out he'd been asked out by the woman as she wanted him to appear on her OnlyFans and use him to make money.

When This Morning host Ben Shephard asked if Matt had considered having an operation to minimise the size of his penis, he explained that he likely wouldn't.

Discussing how tricky it is discussing the intimate topic as someone who is shy, he said: 'I'm trying to dispel some of the stigmas.

'I don't see why there's any difference talking about this and talking about your breasts or any other bodily part...it's not sexualised. It's just a fact of life.'"

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How did people find out he had the largest penis? Perhaps bragging about it so much wasn’t worth it.
Link Posted: 4/28/2024 2:53:16 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By eracer:

This fat fuck didn't have a problem getting all the pussy he wanted - and got paid to bang it.

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That’s because he was famous and there are groupies and women looking for a leg up in every industry.


The truth is that most (not all) women want a big one until they get one, scratch that itch, and go back to normal dudes that don’t rearrange their organs.
Link Posted: 4/28/2024 2:58:41 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By TxRabbitBane:

Take it how you want to- I still think it’s funny as hell.

How many posts do you see on here about a gal that’s put on a few pounds or not aged gracefully?
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Both of those things are controllable the size of your penis not so much.
Link Posted: 4/28/2024 5:18:37 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By OLO2:
Toilets fucking suck to.
Can't sit back far enough and most are too shallow.


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Put your forearm in your lap and drape it over like a towel.
Link Posted: 4/28/2024 5:33:23 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By FreefallRet:
Dude is ugly and fat.

If not for his 11" pecker nobody would give him the time of day.
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Uh, sorry, but I find it hard to believe women are looking past his fat and ugly just to test out his dick....

I hate to break it to him, but his problem isn't the dick....

And, on top of him being ugly and fat, you can tell he has low self-esteem and no personal skills...look how he walks all hunched over, unless it's his penis weight pulling him down, someone who slouches has low self-esteem.

If he'd loose weight, work out and get a personality, he "might" just get him a date....

Next, you can tell he also sucks in bed. My longest guy (pun intended) lasted like over 6 years...He didn't have a penis that made me uncomfortable, but let's say it was purrrrrfect in girth and length.

There's lots of positions out there where you're not knocking some woman's bottom out (pun also intended), where unless he's really, really girthy (where still a woman's vagina, when well stimulated, expands) he can penetrate w/o hurting someone.

Guys who really know their way around in the bedroom are hard to find and/or not willing to put in the effort...
Link Posted: 4/28/2024 5:38:16 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By QueenDeNile:
I don't think most women know what they want in regards with actual size but large does attract the eye. 90% of a woman's orgasm is mental so if it's got your attention it's halfway there.
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Originally Posted By Underscore_O_Three:
Women all want the thick 8".  That gets rock hard.  Three times a day.


All of them.  

They'll tell you 5-7" is great.  But they really mean the thick 8".
I don't think most women know what they want in regards with actual size but large does attract the eye. 90% of a woman's orgasm is mental so if it's got your attention it's halfway there.


Meh, I agree with you in part....

Going back to my guy with the purrrrfect penis, it was 10x easier for me to orgasm and I barely had to use manual help....

Just sayin'
Link Posted: 4/28/2024 5:38:59 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Superluckycat:
No thanks.  You would NEVER be able to talk a woman into anal.
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if they take the fist, they'll take the dick.
Link Posted: 4/28/2024 5:41:10 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By eracer:

This fat fuck didn't have a problem getting all the pussy he wanted - and got paid to bang it.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNzhlNGM3MDQtZjZlZC00NjI1LWJlMDgtY2U0ZGFlYjJlM2UzL2ltYWdlL2ltYWdlXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDkzNTM2ODg@._V1_.jpg
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Originally Posted By eracer:
Originally Posted By FreefallRet:
Dude is ugly and fat.

If not for his 11" pecker nobody would give him the time of day.

This fat fuck didn't have a problem getting all the pussy he wanted - and got paid to bang it.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNzhlNGM3MDQtZjZlZC00NjI1LWJlMDgtY2U0ZGFlYjJlM2UzL2ltYWdlL2ltYWdlXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDkzNTM2ODg@._V1_.jpg


Wow, like women in the porn industry "want" to do what they do - especially with guys who look like him...

Maybe that'll explain the suicides, addictions, etc. the women have...or why he "allegedly" had to force himself on some of them outside of doing it for the cameras.

Now, the Pete Davidson thing still amazes me...but then he isn't as ugly as Ron Jeremy, so I guess after a couple of drinks, women could warm themselves up to fucking him.
Link Posted: 4/28/2024 5:49:38 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Golden-Arm:



if they take the fist, they'll take the dick.
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Monica!
Link Posted: 4/28/2024 5:54:31 PM EDT
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Young Ron Jeremy.  He once could get more than he wanted.
Link Posted: 4/28/2024 6:18:29 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Explorer225:

Both of those things are controllable the size of your penis not so much.
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Originally Posted By TxRabbitBane:

Take it how you want to- I still think it’s funny as hell.

How many posts do you see on here about a gal that’s put on a few pounds or not aged gracefully?

Both of those things are controllable the size of your penis not so much.

Will away the wrinkles? LOL
Link Posted: 4/28/2024 6:25:56 PM EDT
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If he didn't become a lazy slob, he still could've probably scored w/o having to force himself on women.

Idk why/how some people don't "get it"....they don't see how/why they should put any effort in their fitness, looks, dress/grooming and charisma - but want people to throw themselves at them....Geesh.
Link Posted: 4/28/2024 6:26:56 PM EDT
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I thought I was the only one with these problems
Link Posted: 4/28/2024 6:28:06 PM EDT
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Mine isn’t 12” but it smells like a foot.
Link Posted: 4/28/2024 6:58:28 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By StraightShootinGal:


If he didn't become a lazy slob, he still could've probably scored w/o having to force himself on women.

Idk why/how some people don't "get it"....they don't see how/why they should put any effort in their fitness, looks, dress/grooming and charisma - but want people to throw themselves at them....Geesh.
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Vince Neil amazes me in this way. He was a metal sex symbol back in the day. He has basically unlimited money and time. Now he’s a bloated, disgusting wreck.

If you’re a complete nobody, and let yourself go like that… whatever. But damn, if I’m Vince Neil and know all eyes are on me? I’m gonna do my best to stay in decent shape.
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