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The truth is if women didn't exist anymore. You would have dudes on estrogen and with plastic surgery taking the place of women.
Wait a minute that's happening already. |
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The tribbing and scissoring would be deafening.
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Who has the most Wins, Gravity or Darwin ?
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Imagine how many sandwiches there would be just laying around not getting eaten.
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Women will fight over who gets the men. |
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It would look like the inside of a pottery barn i reckon.
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The infrastructure would crumble within a few years unless the women got serious about maintaining it and prettyuch created an authoritarian state to force a significant portion of women to study agriculture trade and infrastructure work. It takes tens of millions of men to keep this country and it's machines running and people fed. If they aren't replaced in short order everything stops working. Men do this work voluntarily. Women will likely need to be forced to do it by their leaders at first or they'll all die too.
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If you've got a blacklist, I want to be on it.
FL, USA
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The only thing that you can guess about a broken down old man... is that he is a survivor.
The man is heartless and jaded. By this point he's probably comfortable with it. - SmilingBandit |
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I can’t stand it to think my life is going so fast and I’m not really living it.
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Originally Posted By NvrBrdWes: But how long before women took a bite out of the forbidden fruit again.... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By NvrBrdWes: Originally Posted By Blind_Squirrel: A return to Eden of course But how long before women took a bite out of the forbidden fruit again.... Again, while Eve was the first to sin, Adam was ultimately responsible for the Fall. Eve was deceived, Adam knew full well what he was doing. He was the leader and it was his responsibility to put a stop to it but he caved. Sin and death entered the world through Adam, not Eve. |
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I can’t stand it to think my life is going so fast and I’m not really living it.
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Planet of the unshaven apes. |
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1. The remaining men, if they were actual men instead of feminized neo-men, would all have as many smoking hot women as they desire, and would pretty much run shit, because the hottest women in the world would all be competing for a few eligible bachelors. Sexual exhaustion would be the leading cause of male death
2. The number of kittens would skyrocket due to lack of fapping (see #1) 3. The kitty population explosion would be required due to the hugely increased number of newly created cat women 4. Women would complain even more about lack of good men - in this case, because there actually aren’t enough 5. The global population would get progressively more attractive as the least desirable 50% of women (at least) die childless in each generation until the male population evens itself out. 6. Battery technology advances exponentially as finding better power sources for personal massage devices becomes the most demanded industry on the planet. 7. Shelves will be lowered worldwide. Jars will no longer suitable for storage since they’ll never be tightened sufficiently. Existing jars become eternal time capsules. |
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Not fly enough to be halal....
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Restaurants would have to shut their doors because no one could figure out what to order.
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Plcardboard would be piled so high that it would spill from garages across the nation.
And every light would be left on in every house. Toilets would get plugged and just sit there in thier own filth. |
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The only lights left on would be the Check Engine lights in their cars.
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"Before I do anything, I ask myself 'Would an idiot do this thing?' And if the answer is 'yes,' then I do not do that thing." -Dwight Schrute
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Everything will be fixed with scotch tape.
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Our TV would be eternally stuck on DVD Player. Input selection is one of the Manly Arts.
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Originally Posted By Dissident: Again, while Eve was the first to sin, Adam was ultimately responsible for the Fall. Eve was deceived, Adam knew full well what he was doing. He was the leader and it was his responsibility to put a stop to it but he caved. Sin and death entered the world through Adam, not Eve. View Quote Adam was the first simp: confirmed! |
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mene mene tekel upharsin
That others may think |
There would be a whole lot more lesbian porn...and unfixed cars.
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The world would stop in 6-10 month when the rod bearings in their car engines simultaneously breathed their final gasp due to a lack of oil changes.
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Originally Posted By iwouldntknow: Adam was the first simp: confirmed! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By iwouldntknow: Originally Posted By Dissident: Again, while Eve was the first to sin, Adam was ultimately responsible for the Fall. Eve was deceived, Adam knew full well what he was doing. He was the leader and it was his responsibility to put a stop to it but he caved. Sin and death entered the world through Adam, not Eve. Adam was the first simp: confirmed! That p-tang is a powerful drug…. |
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I can’t stand it to think my life is going so fast and I’m not really living it.
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the Spanish Flu put a huge hurt on humanity.
it stopped a World War. the SF, it healthy men hard. it killed off a large portion of healthy late teen and young men. basically a generation worth of men in some locals. |
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Somewhere in the middle of hardcore Conservative and Libertarian.
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Even if I was one of the few men to survive, my vasectomy would render me less valuable.
Except for jars. Seriously, society would collapse by the fourth day. |
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"Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result." - Winston Churchill
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In about 18 months HVAC systems would start failing at the same time because nobody changed the filters. Then there would be nobody to fix them either. Then the women would be hot or cold all the time and society would break down
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Originally Posted By JRoy: Nah, all the cars would be out of gas. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By JRoy: Originally Posted By jmt1271: Traffic would be a nightmare with only women left. Nah, all the cars would be out of gas. Engines locked up from not changing the oil. |
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It would be really, really hard if I was one of the men alive. I'm speaking of course about my cock.
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They would all drown in all the uneaten sammiches
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Martyr Magnet
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There'd probably never be any dirty laundry.
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Originally Posted By FunnyStar: The remaining men would be a valuable controlled resource only used for breeding to maintain a population. View Quote This. There was an episode of Sliders that covered this, and this is how it was done. A virus wiped out 99.9 percent of men. The remaining men were then forced into being breeders. |
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My coming was foretold. For me, the gates will open.
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No idea, but I know that if I was in the 0.1% of guys left that didn't die that I still wouldn't have a chance with the ladies.
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There would be no hinges on toilet seats.
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Originally Posted By just-mike: Wasn't there a "survivor" type show floating around here a couple weeks ago where men competed against women, and it showed exactly what would happen? View Quote @just-mike There has been a few versions of bear gryls island show. In 3 or 4 seasons Basically the women would have died without intervention, at one point in one season they are dangerously close to dying of dehydration so they get given water. First thing they do is wash their fucking hair in it., in another they drink contaminated water, when told they have to sterilise it. They put it in a jerry can with the fucking lid shut and put it on the fire. Then get burned to shit when they open it. Ffs Oh and on one some local fishermen just happened to have some spare fish….only for the women Edit there was a good video about it but it’s been taken down. I forgot the women’s team split into two in one season . One group went looking for water. They walked around in circles for 3 days lol Dutch survivor version went exactly the same Attached File Attached File Attached File |
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You don't learn to fight, your death's going to come real soon.
Then how come he's dead? He wanted it that way. |
It would smell really bad for a month or so
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One line response to the title only. It'd be a bloodbath.
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No progress would made. A decision would never take place.
On a serious note. No society progress would happen. Almost all progress would stop. It would be a world wide liberal utopia. |
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Patriotism is dead, there are only tyrants and rebels now. -XXX
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My wife can barely stand other women, and has a violent past.
She'd be a warlord. |
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Communication would cease.
None of them would be able to find their phones. |
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Eitek1: ANTIFA just destroys, hurts, silences and harms. The people they hate are better than they will ever be.
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With no one to eat them,
Sandwiches would be piling up by the millions. |
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Originally Posted By 0002s: None of the trash would be taken out. View Quote |
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Feeling depressed-send an email to [email protected]. If anyone wants to send me an email I would be happy to work on skills for raising your baseline and providing support. Your confidentiality is guaranteed.
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Originally Posted By QueenDeNile: This is true. Have any of you watched Survivor? They've had men vs women seasons. The bickering would drive me crazy. The women do better than you give them credit for. Life would suck without men and to answer the question of who would get the men-the woman with the biggest breasts probably. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By QueenDeNile: Originally Posted By 0002s: None of the trash would be taken out. I’ll take the ‘Slim with Bs’ cohort |
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So many sammiches, so few to consume them
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Women would fight over the men, wronged women would end up killing the last men - no more people quick enough.
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Lawn mowing would be a dim memory.
Storms knock down a tree? Tough, walk around. After six months women would be breeding as fast as possible to build a male population. And hope it's not too late by the time they're 14 or 15. |
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Keep your powder dry, and watch your back trail.
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Sure, let’s throw out snarky soccer mom harem jokes, and global world war every 28 days, but let’s also seriously discuss possible developments
How can anyone be serious with the scenario you just posted? |
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