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Posted: 4/30/2024 1:08:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Zak406: @556cliff Bro plenty of ways to reconnect with her if that’s what you so desire. Facebook, twitter, getting her address from your mom. Go for it man nothing stopping you. Worst case she’s taken or don’t work out. No worse regret in life than not going after something you want. Could be a job, woman, sport ect. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Zak406: Originally Posted By 556Cliff:  I actually had homemade fajitas... I don't eat all that much processed frozen food and it's rare that I drink soda. I didn't even go out today other than to make a trip over to take care of one of my neighbors dogs and horses while they are away on vacation. Edit: Gorl, seems like a very manly woman...  I'm not sure if I have a type, but I'm sure I'm not into gorls.Remember, this one is my base line... https://media.licdn.com/dms/image/C5603AQGuyfQAd4tjYg/profile-displayphoto-shrink_200_200/0/1517072652198?e=2147483647&v=beta&t=xOP9zn1QuyDE1CqXtYXy4S2bmb4tQZXfnJcGrMok7LM Fun fact: Her Mom was my dental hygienist up until I was a teenager (she was the wife of one of my Dad's friends), but anyways, about 10 or so years ago in a Christmas card she sent to my parents, she maybe not so jokingly asked if I was still available for her daughter... This was shortly after she had just went through a divorce from her first husband. I'm not sure that my Mom ever got back to her on that, but I probably wouldn't have really considered it anyways since she had kids by that point.  I think her Mom always hoped her daughter had went with me over the guys she ended up with. I wasn't bad looking around that time and I still had most of my hair... I even wore jeans back then, lol. We might have made a good match. Just thinking about it all here recently makes me kind of sad. https://i.imgur.com/KYmRT6Yl.jpg @556cliff Bro plenty of ways to reconnect with her if that’s what you so desire. Facebook, twitter, getting her address from your mom. Go for it man nothing stopping you. Worst case she’s taken or don’t work out. No worse regret in life than not going after something you want. Could be a job, woman, sport ect. I do appreciate that advice. Though I actually did look into her social media a few years back. Maybe not surprisingly as I was born in the 80s I never really got into social media, so I had to set up a Facebook account just to see if she was on there. She was, but as she was also born in the 80s she is not all that active on social media either (at least from what I saw). I don't think she has a Twitter account, not sure if she has an Instagram account. I know she has an old LinkedIn account as the picture I posted of her has a LinkedIn address. I just searched her name on Google to find that, but I had to dig to find the picture. But anyways, I know she's not available as she had a picture posted up of her with her new guy. Her ex husband is Indian (Native American), I always thought it was interesting that she went that way. Of course she has the 2 kids from the first husband and I just wouldn't want to get involved into any of that. I wish her a good life, but seeing small glimpses and hearing a few updates here and there throughout the years about her I'm not really so sure if it has been... Last I heard she actually worked as a bartender at one of the local Indian casinos and she still might, I have no idea. I have my old memories, but I likely won't see her again. I think my Mom and her Mom actually stopped exchanging Christmas cards a couple of years ago. My dad hasn't even talked with her dad in maybe 10 or so years. Not because of politics, I think it's just the lack of contact between our families just caused things to fizzle out over time. It all sucks because I very much still remember the strong feelings I had for her... I just had to bury them and try to forget. And I guess I never really did. Heck, I still have dreams on occasion where she's in them. She's either leaving, or I just missed her as I was going to meet her. It's really very bizarre... Probably at least part of the reason I don't sleep very well anymore. -556Cliff |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 1:16:09 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: disregard females. acquire currency. my man Cliff556 knows what's up.  Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By CastleBravo91: When I think about it I can safely say that's really all I've ever wanted out of life. Fantasized about it since the first time I ever felt feelings for a girl (7th grade, I think). Just always seemed like the most magical thing that could happen to a person. Really thought I would have had at least 1 special relationship by now, even if it didn't last. Sometimes I wonder if the lack of that in my life has anything to do with my extremely cynical outlook on the world. Used to bother me a lot, then I got used to it. Maybe it never happened because I wasn't actually ready, still needed to do work on myself. Been a very transformative last 4 or 5 years for me, and I'm still changing for the better. Guess going through hell will do that to you if you channel it into productivity instead of letting it destroy you. In my life I've found out that everything happens for a reason, even negative things. Kind of gave up on the whole idea for a while, but now I think it's time I start trying again. So I am. acquire currency. my man Cliff556 knows what's up. Take that with just a dash of salt. 
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Posted: 4/30/2024 1:46:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CastleBravo91: When I think about it I can safely say that's really all I've ever wanted out of life. Fantasized about it since the first time I ever felt feelings for a girl (7th grade, I think). Just always seemed like the most magical thing that could happen to a person. Really thought I would have had at least 1 special relationship by now, even if it didn't last. Sometimes I wonder if the lack of that in my life has anything to do with my extremely cynical outlook on the world. Used to bother me a lot, then I got used to it. Maybe it never happened because I wasn't actually ready, still needed to do work on myself. Been a very transformative last 4 or 5 years for me, and I'm still changing for the better. Guess going through hell will do that to you if you channel it into productivity instead of letting it destroy you. In my life I've found out that everything happens for a reason, even negative things. Kind of gave up on the whole idea for a while, but now I think it's time I start trying again. So I am. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CastleBravo91: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: Honestly you seem like one of the more rational guys I've talked with about women and relationship stuff. Not that I resonate with everything you're saying, but I 100% agree with better than 60% of what you're saying, and the rest that I don't really get is a me problem (most likely). Usually I can't relate with even 20% of how most guys see things. So I cast no judgment on you and how you're doing things, not that you should care at all if I did.  I really hope you do find that special someone some day and make that fully reciprocated connection. Luckily you still have a few years before you really might start loosing hope over the possibility. For me at 40 I have more than a bleak outlook with my issues. Anyways, cheers to that!  Not that I drink anymore.When I think about it I can safely say that's really all I've ever wanted out of life. Fantasized about it since the first time I ever felt feelings for a girl (7th grade, I think). Just always seemed like the most magical thing that could happen to a person. Really thought I would have had at least 1 special relationship by now, even if it didn't last. Sometimes I wonder if the lack of that in my life has anything to do with my extremely cynical outlook on the world. Used to bother me a lot, then I got used to it. Maybe it never happened because I wasn't actually ready, still needed to do work on myself. Been a very transformative last 4 or 5 years for me, and I'm still changing for the better. Guess going through hell will do that to you if you channel it into productivity instead of letting it destroy you. In my life I've found out that everything happens for a reason, even negative things. Kind of gave up on the whole idea for a while, but now I think it's time I start trying again. So I am. It really is the best feeling in the world. Though it's as rare as golden moose eggs and I've only experienced it a few times... Of course with me it's always by random chance since I've never looked for it. But even for you having more experience it sounds just as insanely rare. The quartz crystals really have to be rubbed a certain way and the planets all have to align or something. 
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Posted: 4/30/2024 2:01:43 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CastleBravo91: Yeah, I kinda figure it's best to allow her to get to know me first so she doesn't just automatically assume I'm some crazy nutjob with guns, because it seems a lot of women do think that. Show her you can be chill and down to earth. The three C's: calm, cool, and collected, which you want to give off anyway so you don't scare them away. They have all sorts of little tests for that. I wouldn't be surprised if a woman just flat out asks if I own any, as I'm sure I seem like kinda guy who would. Shit, when I worked at the restaurant this newbie and I were sitting in the break room. It was maybe is 3rd or 4th day. I hadn't interacted with him too much. Out of nowhere he just goes "you seem like the sort of guy who likes weapons, you ever seen this?" And brings up the XL18 flamethrower. I could totally see this happening: Go with her to my bedroom for the first time. Her: "OH MY GOD! IS THAT REAL???" "Is what real?  " "That!" "What are you talking about? " "That thing on the nightstand!" "Oh, THAT! Uh, yeah, of course it's real." "Why do you have that?" "We'll darling, let me explain...." Then at the end "here, want to hold it? "Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CastleBravo91: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: Originally Posted By CastleBravo91: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: Originally Posted By CastleBravo91: Bold #1: Most guys don't seem to care, as long as she's attractive. I mean, I can see an attractive girl and think "yeah, id fuck the shit out of her" like any other guy, but if she walked up and said "let's fuck" I'd be like "umm, hold up a sec." I don't need to have a super deep connection, hell I never have with ANY of the girls I've had sex with, but being a total stranger is just weird. Only did that twice and it was more of a chore than it was enjoyable, other than knowing "ok, so I DO know I can get a woman off and it wasn't just that one girl" (as both those times were right after the girl I lost my virginity to). But it did wonders for my confidence. Then there were a couple I briefly dated after that. But I usually get looked at funny when I tell other dudes that, they don't care at all as long as she's attractive. Bold #2: Yes, that is true. I think that used to be called metrosexual back in the day, but now it's just common style. Might not be a reliable predictor anymore. Honestly you seem like one of the more rational guys I've talked with about women and relationship stuff. Not that I resonate with everything you're saying, but I 100% agree with better than 60% of what you're saying, and the rest that I don't really get is a me problem (most likely). Usually I can't relate with even 20% of how most guys see things. So I cast no judgment on you and how you're doing things, not that you should care at all if I did. I really hope you do find that special someone some day and make that fully reciprocated connection. Luckily you still have a few years before you really might start loosing hope over the possibility. For me at 40 I have more than a bleak outlook with my issues. Anyways, cheers to that! Not that I drink anymore.Thanks bud, cheers! Lol, I don't drink anymore either. Been 3 years, and almost 2 months. Been talking to Jaime on the dating site for a couple days now. Seems we have a good amount in common. At least enough that I'm gonna ask her out for coffee, see where that goes. We're both home bodies, don't socialize much, and we like doing outside stuff. Not sure how she feels about guns, but I'm not gonna bring that up right away. She has a cute, nerdy look to her, and she's pretty thin at 30 years of age. So we'll see what happens.  Unless I get catfished lol! Yeah I've always wondered what would be the way to bring up the fact that you like/own guns to women... Probably best avoided at first and just try to get what her views are as the relationship goes along. But at the same time it's such a big part of my life that I don't see how the topic could be avoided for long. For me, if I was setting up a dating profile I think I'd have to mention it as a hobby at the least to only appeal to women that have no issues with it. Good luck on the date! Yeah, I kinda figure it's best to allow her to get to know me first so she doesn't just automatically assume I'm some crazy nutjob with guns, because it seems a lot of women do think that. Show her you can be chill and down to earth. The three C's: calm, cool, and collected, which you want to give off anyway so you don't scare them away. They have all sorts of little tests for that. I wouldn't be surprised if a woman just flat out asks if I own any, as I'm sure I seem like kinda guy who would. Shit, when I worked at the restaurant this newbie and I were sitting in the break room. It was maybe is 3rd or 4th day. I hadn't interacted with him too much. Out of nowhere he just goes "you seem like the sort of guy who likes weapons, you ever seen this?" And brings up the XL18 flamethrower. I could totally see this happening: Go with her to my bedroom for the first time. Her: "OH MY GOD! IS THAT REAL???" "Is what real? " "That!" "What are you talking about? " "That thing on the nightstand!" "Oh, THAT! Uh, yeah, of course it's real." "Why do you have that?" "We'll darling, let me explain...." Then at the end "here, want to hold it? " See, at a certain point it's just an impossible thing to tip toe around. But if the presence of a gun is enough to end a relationship then it just wasn't meant to be. That's why I'm almost not torn on just letting that cat out of the bag right out of the gate... Not at all suggesting that you take my advice on that. That's just how I'd go about it for myself if I were so inclined to ever attempt dating.
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Posted: 4/30/2024 5:58:10 AM EDT
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Stripper glitter should be worn with pride
Maybe have a glitter free zone for the married guys
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Posted: 4/30/2024 8:29:22 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: No, luckily I'm 6'-2", but other than that my genetics overall aren't all that great. Weight for one (though I've tried to stay on top of things), has ranged wildly over the years, I've ranged from an almost anorexic looking 197 Lbs. in 2006 to 278 lbs. in 2013. I went hard at loosing weight and managed to stay around 225 +/- 10 Lbs. since 2015. Though over this last Winter something changed because I gained more than I have in a while. It's coming back down as I get busier with work and am more active in the nicer weather of Spring and Summer, but it's either my age catching up with me or something going on with my health because I've been having some very odd issues for a while now... Not going to get into that really, but I've been in and out of the doctors for a while now trying to figure things out. Now I will say that I'd enjoy some good waffles with real maple syrup, but it sounds like the experience leading up to that would probably be the end of me. I mean, those shackled guys with the crushed pelvises in that Futurama clip didn't look like they made it to the waffles.  I think I can easily do without the box wine and Amazonian/timbersports gorl love-down and just make the waffles myself and probably be better off. plus she has connections to get you a cheap racing axe. 
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Posted: 4/30/2024 8:30:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BoiseG: That'll be fine, but you gotta mow the lawn and clean up all that stripper glitter that you'll be drag'n in.
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Posted: 4/30/2024 8:31:53 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: I do appreciate that advise. Though I actually did look into her social media a few years back. Maybe not surprisingly as I was born in the 80s I never really got into social media, so I had to set up a Facebook account just to see if she was on there. She was, but as she was also born in the 80s she is not all that active on social media either (at least from what I saw). I don't think she has a Twitter account, not sure if she has an Instagram account. I know she has an old LinkedIn account as the picture I posted of her has a LinkedIn address. I just searched her name on Google to find that, but I had to dig to find the picture. But anyways, I know she's not available as she had a picture posted up of her with her new guy. Both her ex husband and the new guy were Indian (Native American), I always thought it was interesting that she went that way. Of course she has the 2 kids from the first husband and I just wouldn't want to get involved into any of that. I wish her a good life, but seeing small glimpses and hearing a few updates here and there throughout the years about her I'm not really so sure it has been... Last I heard she actually worked as a bartender at one of the local Indian casinos and she still might, I have no idea. I have my old memories, but I likely won't see her again. I think my Mom and her Mom actually stopped exchanging Christmas cards a couple of years ago. My dad han't even talked with her dad in maybe 10 or so years. Not because of politics, I think it's just the lack of contact between our families just caused things to fizzle out over time. It all sucks because I very much still remember the strong feelings I had for her... I just had to bury them and try to forget. And I guess I never really did. Heck, I still have dreams on occasion where she's in them. She's either leaving, or I just missed her as I was going to meet her. It's really very bizarre... Probably at least part of the reason I don't sleep very well anymore. the rare and true gems come out of the woodwork when the rent is due and/or they have cah repairs that need funding. |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 8:39:06 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By rtlm: Stripper glitter should be worn with pride Maybe have a glitter free zone for the married guys |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 9:42:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: It really is the best feeling in the world. Though it's as rare as golden moose eggs and I've only experienced it a few times... Of course with me it's always by random chance since I've never looked for it. But even for you having more experience it sounds just as insanely rare. The quartz crystals really have to be rubbed a certain way and the planets all have to align or something. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: Originally Posted By CastleBravo91: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: Honestly you seem like one of the more rational guys I've talked with about women and relationship stuff. Not that I resonate with everything you're saying, but I 100% agree with better than 60% of what you're saying, and the rest that I don't really get is a me problem (most likely). Usually I can't relate with even 20% of how most guys see things. So I cast no judgment on you and how you're doing things, not that you should care at all if I did. I really hope you do find that special someone some day and make that fully reciprocated connection. Luckily you still have a few years before you really might start loosing hope over the possibility. For me at 40 I have more than a bleak outlook with my issues. Anyways, cheers to that! Not that I drink anymore.When I think about it I can safely say that's really all I've ever wanted out of life. Fantasized about it since the first time I ever felt feelings for a girl (7th grade, I think). Just always seemed like the most magical thing that could happen to a person. Really thought I would have had at least 1 special relationship by now, even if it didn't last. Sometimes I wonder if the lack of that in my life has anything to do with my extremely cynical outlook on the world. Used to bother me a lot, then I got used to it. Maybe it never happened because I wasn't actually ready, still needed to do work on myself. Been a very transformative last 4 or 5 years for me, and I'm still changing for the better. Guess going through hell will do that to you if you channel it into productivity instead of letting it destroy you. In my life I've found out that everything happens for a reason, even negative things. Kind of gave up on the whole idea for a while, but now I think it's time I start trying again. So I am. It really is the best feeling in the world. Though it's as rare as golden moose eggs and I've only experienced it a few times... Of course with me it's always by random chance since I've never looked for it. But even for you having more experience it sounds just as insanely rare. The quartz crystals really have to be rubbed a certain way and the planets all have to align or something. The longing really resonates with this song.  Hole In My Life Not to be too whiny, lol! |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 9:43:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: a mix of stripper sweat, coconut body spray, and stripper glitter makes for a fine varnish to cap off a damn good evening. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By rtlm: Stripper glitter should be worn with pride Maybe have a glitter free zone for the married guys Then you glisten in the morning sun. Forever. |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 10:54:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: where is your sense of adventure? plus she has connections to get you a cheap racing axe. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: No, luckily I'm 6'-2", but other than that my genetics overall aren't all that great. Weight for one (though I've tried to stay on top of things), has ranged wildly over the years, I've ranged from an almost anorexic looking 197 Lbs. in 2006 to 278 lbs. in 2013. I went hard at loosing weight and managed to stay around 225 +/- 10 Lbs. since 2015. Though over this last Winter something changed because I gained more than I have in a while. It's coming back down as I get busier with work and am more active in the nicer weather of Spring and Summer, but it's either my age catching up with me or something going on with my health because I've been having some very odd issues for a while now... Not going to get into that really, but I've been in and out of the doctors for a while now trying to figure things out. Now I will say that I'd enjoy some good waffles with real maple syrup, but it sounds like the experience leading up to that would probably be the end of me. I mean, those shackled guys with the crushed pelvises in that Futurama clip didn't look like they made it to the waffles. I think I can easily do without the box wine and Amazonian/timbersports gorl love-down and just make the waffles myself and probably be better off. plus she has connections to get you a cheap racing axe. Trust me when I say I shouldn't be around most sharp objects. Even just a couple of weeks ago I somehow stupidly managed to cut myself with a utility knife... I don't handle blood and injury well at all and I almost passed out a few times just changing the bandage on that one, and it was only a little worse than a papercut.  Never really had any sense of adventure. Really, I view most activities through a heavy veil of fear and anxiety... Never really been able to overcome it. And there's never any reward I can image that's worth the risk. |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 11:02:54 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: in the time it took you to write all this you could've hit on all the waitresses at texas roadhouse, found a couple who need help paying the rent tomorrow, and profited. the rare and true gems come out of the woodwork when the rent is due and/or they have cah repairs that need funding. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: I do appreciate that advise. Though I actually did look into her social media a few years back. Maybe not surprisingly as I was born in the 80s I never really got into social media, so I had to set up a Facebook account just to see if she was on there. She was, but as she was also born in the 80s she is not all that active on social media either (at least from what I saw). I don't think she has a Twitter account, not sure if she has an Instagram account. I know she has an old LinkedIn account as the picture I posted of her has a LinkedIn address. I just searched her name on Google to find that, but I had to dig to find the picture. But anyways, I know she's not available as she had a picture posted up of her with her new guy. Both her ex husband and the new guy were Indian (Native American), I always thought it was interesting that she went that way. Of course she has the 2 kids from the first husband and I just wouldn't want to get involved into any of that. I wish her a good life, but seeing small glimpses and hearing a few updates here and there throughout the years about her I'm not really so sure it has been... Last I heard she actually worked as a bartender at one of the local Indian casinos and she still might, I have no idea. I have my old memories, but I likely won't see her again. I think my Mom and her Mom actually stopped exchanging Christmas cards a couple of years ago. My dad han't even talked with her dad in maybe 10 or so years. Not because of politics, I think it's just the lack of contact between our families just caused things to fizzle out over time. It all sucks because I very much still remember the strong feelings I had for her... I just had to bury them and try to forget. And I guess I never really did. Heck, I still have dreams on occasion where she's in them. She's either leaving, or I just missed her as I was going to meet her. It's really very bizarre... Probably at least part of the reason I don't sleep very well anymore. the rare and true gems come out of the woodwork when the rent is due and/or they have cah repairs that need funding. I have a love for Texas, but Texas Roadhouse not so much. Food is okay, never cared for steak though. I've only been inside of one twice (I believe), but the atmosphere of the place is just not for me. Sometimes I get carried away in my writing. If I ever need to post up the lame story of the last girl I was into (the one with the horses) I have it so I can just copy and paste it, because after I wrote it out the first time it was far too long for me to want to take the time to write it out again. Same with the girl that was into me on a homeschooling field trip one time.
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Posted: 4/30/2024 11:08:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CastleBravo91: The longing really resonates with this song.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhekcaRcpVoNot to be too whiny, lol! Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CastleBravo91: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: Originally Posted By CastleBravo91: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: Honestly you seem like one of the more rational guys I've talked with about women and relationship stuff. Not that I resonate with everything you're saying, but I 100% agree with better than 60% of what you're saying, and the rest that I don't really get is a me problem (most likely). Usually I can't relate with even 20% of how most guys see things. So I cast no judgment on you and how you're doing things, not that you should care at all if I did. I really hope you do find that special someone some day and make that fully reciprocated connection. Luckily you still have a few years before you really might start loosing hope over the possibility. For me at 40 I have more than a bleak outlook with my issues. Anyways, cheers to that! Not that I drink anymore.When I think about it I can safely say that's really all I've ever wanted out of life. Fantasized about it since the first time I ever felt feelings for a girl (7th grade, I think). Just always seemed like the most magical thing that could happen to a person. Really thought I would have had at least 1 special relationship by now, even if it didn't last. Sometimes I wonder if the lack of that in my life has anything to do with my extremely cynical outlook on the world. Used to bother me a lot, then I got used to it. Maybe it never happened because I wasn't actually ready, still needed to do work on myself. Been a very transformative last 4 or 5 years for me, and I'm still changing for the better. Guess going through hell will do that to you if you channel it into productivity instead of letting it destroy you. In my life I've found out that everything happens for a reason, even negative things. Kind of gave up on the whole idea for a while, but now I think it's time I start trying again. So I am. It really is the best feeling in the world. Though it's as rare as golden moose eggs and I've only experienced it a few times... Of course with me it's always by random chance since I've never looked for it. But even for you having more experience it sounds just as insanely rare. The quartz crystals really have to be rubbed a certain way and the planets all have to align or something. The longing really resonates with this song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhekcaRcpVoNot to be too whiny, lol! Lol, that was good. Though the next one that popped up after, "So Lonely" was even better.
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Posted: 4/30/2024 1:48:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: I have a love for Texas, but Texas Roadhouse not so much. Food is okay, never cared for steak though. I've only been inside of one twice (I believe), but the atmosphere of the place is just not for me. Sometimes I get carried away in my writing. If I ever need to post up the lame story of the last girl I was into (the one with the horses) I have it so I can just copy and paste it, because after I wrote it out the first time it was far too long for me to want to take the time to write it out again. Same with the girl that was into me on a homeschooling field trip one time. |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 2:01:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: how can you not like steak? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: I have a love for Texas, but Texas Roadhouse not so much. Food is okay, never cared for steak though. I've only been inside of one twice (I believe), but the atmosphere of the place is just not for me. Sometimes I get carried away in my writing. If I ever need to post up the lame story of the last girl I was into (the one with the horses) I have it so I can just copy and paste it, because after I wrote it out the first time it was far too long for me to want to take the time to write it out again. Same with the girl that was into me on a homeschooling field trip one time. Not sure,  but I've been led to believe by most here that it's either because of Low-T or a case of the gay.  I know I'm not gay, but I haven't had my testosterone checked. Anyways... Hamburger, chicken, pork is always better than steak IMO. I will still eat steak every now and then, it's just one of my least favorite things to eat so I don't go out of my way for it. |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 3:28:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: Lol, that was good. Though the next one that popped up after, "So Lonely" was even better. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: Originally Posted By CastleBravo91: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: Originally Posted By CastleBravo91: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: Honestly you seem like one of the more rational guys I've talked with about women and relationship stuff. Not that I resonate with everything you're saying, but I 100% agree with better than 60% of what you're saying, and the rest that I don't really get is a me problem (most likely). Usually I can't relate with even 20% of how most guys see things. So I cast no judgment on you and how you're doing things, not that you should care at all if I did. I really hope you do find that special someone some day and make that fully reciprocated connection. Luckily you still have a few years before you really might start loosing hope over the possibility. For me at 40 I have more than a bleak outlook with my issues. Anyways, cheers to that! Not that I drink anymore.When I think about it I can safely say that's really all I've ever wanted out of life. Fantasized about it since the first time I ever felt feelings for a girl (7th grade, I think). Just always seemed like the most magical thing that could happen to a person. Really thought I would have had at least 1 special relationship by now, even if it didn't last. Sometimes I wonder if the lack of that in my life has anything to do with my extremely cynical outlook on the world. Used to bother me a lot, then I got used to it. Maybe it never happened because I wasn't actually ready, still needed to do work on myself. Been a very transformative last 4 or 5 years for me, and I'm still changing for the better. Guess going through hell will do that to you if you channel it into productivity instead of letting it destroy you. In my life I've found out that everything happens for a reason, even negative things. Kind of gave up on the whole idea for a while, but now I think it's time I start trying again. So I am. It really is the best feeling in the world. Though it's as rare as golden moose eggs and I've only experienced it a few times... Of course with me it's always by random chance since I've never looked for it. But even for you having more experience it sounds just as insanely rare. The quartz crystals really have to be rubbed a certain way and the planets all have to align or something. The longing really resonates with this song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhekcaRcpVoNot to be too whiny, lol! Lol, that was good. Though the next one that popped up after, "So Lonely" was even better. Lol, of course it did! Sting was a lonely guy too, judging by the lyrics to 2/3 of their songs. |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 4:58:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CastleBravo91: Lol, of course it did! Sting was a lonely guy too, judging by the lyrics to 2/3 of their songs. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CastleBravo91: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: Originally Posted By CastleBravo91: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: Originally Posted By CastleBravo91: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: Honestly you seem like one of the more rational guys I've talked with about women and relationship stuff. Not that I resonate with everything you're saying, but I 100% agree with better than 60% of what you're saying, and the rest that I don't really get is a me problem (most likely). Usually I can't relate with even 20% of how most guys see things. So I cast no judgment on you and how you're doing things, not that you should care at all if I did. I really hope you do find that special someone some day and make that fully reciprocated connection. Luckily you still have a few years before you really might start loosing hope over the possibility. For me at 40 I have more than a bleak outlook with my issues. Anyways, cheers to that! Not that I drink anymore.When I think about it I can safely say that's really all I've ever wanted out of life. Fantasized about it since the first time I ever felt feelings for a girl (7th grade, I think). Just always seemed like the most magical thing that could happen to a person. Really thought I would have had at least 1 special relationship by now, even if it didn't last. Sometimes I wonder if the lack of that in my life has anything to do with my extremely cynical outlook on the world. Used to bother me a lot, then I got used to it. Maybe it never happened because I wasn't actually ready, still needed to do work on myself. Been a very transformative last 4 or 5 years for me, and I'm still changing for the better. Guess going through hell will do that to you if you channel it into productivity instead of letting it destroy you. In my life I've found out that everything happens for a reason, even negative things. Kind of gave up on the whole idea for a while, but now I think it's time I start trying again. So I am. It really is the best feeling in the world. Though it's as rare as golden moose eggs and I've only experienced it a few times... Of course with me it's always by random chance since I've never looked for it. But even for you having more experience it sounds just as insanely rare. The quartz crystals really have to be rubbed a certain way and the planets all have to align or something. The longing really resonates with this song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhekcaRcpVoNot to be too whiny, lol! Lol, that was good. Though the next one that popped up after, "So Lonely" was even better. Lol, of course it did! Sting was a lonely guy too, judging by the lyrics to 2/3 of their songs. You know, I believe you're right. After listening to those last two and you mentioning that, I just now remembered that he had "Message in a Bottle" too. Lol, kind of a "Duh Cliff" moment for me, lol. I've just never listened to a lot of Sting's music other than what I've heard on the radio over the years... Might have to start listening now. |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 6:12:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: Not sure, but I've been led to believe by most here that it's either because of Low-T or a case of the gay. I know I'm not gay, but I haven't had my testosterone checked. Anyways... Hamburger, chicken, pork is always better than steak IMO. I will still eat steak every now and then, it's just one of my least favorite things to eat so I don't go out of my way for it. you need a decent steak. |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 7:53:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: You know, I believe you're right. After listening to those last two and you mentioning that, I just now remembered that he had "Message in a Bottle" too. Lol, kind of a "Duh Cliff" moment for me, lol. I've just never listened to a lot of Sting's music other than what I've heard on the radio over the years... Might have to start listening now.  |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 8:08:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: that's really sad. you need a decent steak. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: Not sure, but I've been led to believe by most here that it's either because of Low-T or a case of the gay. I know I'm not gay, but I haven't had my testosterone checked. Anyways... Hamburger, chicken, pork is always better than steak IMO. I will still eat steak every now and then, it's just one of my least favorite things to eat so I don't go out of my way for it. you need a decent steak. I'll admit that there have been a very rare few that I thought were at least okay... The problem might actually lie in the fact that I don't like eating them unless they are well done. No red inside... Now what's sad it that I started up a Facebook account again today to check on the girl I've been talking about in this thread... She hasn't updated a thing on there since I last checked in on it a few years ago, so it seems she abandoned the account in 2017.I looked through her past pictures and found this one to my liking... Picture removed by me. There were a couple others that indicated she wasn't anti gun. I'm glad she turned out okay in that way. -556Cliff |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 8:09:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: you don't like steak, you're afraid of sharp implements, and you've never been with a warrior woman. https://media1.tenor.com/m/C-_K-zx-20cAAAAC/i-wish-i-couldnt-feel-a-damn-thing-supernatural.gif Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: You know, I believe you're right. After listening to those last two and you mentioning that, I just now remembered that he had "Message in a Bottle" too. Lol, kind of a "Duh Cliff" moment for me, lol. I've just never listened to a lot of Sting's music other than what I've heard on the radio over the years... Might have to start listening now. https://media1.tenor.com/m/C-_K-zx-20cAAAAC/i-wish-i-couldnt-feel-a-damn-thing-supernatural.gif You should have seen me with a chainsaw all last year...  Luckily I survived. |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 8:10:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: I'll admit that there have been a very rare few that I though were at least okay... The problem might actually lie in the fact that I don't like eating them unless they are well done. No red inside... Now what's sad it that I started up a Facebook account again today to spy on the girl I've been talkin about in thread...  |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 8:13:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: I'll admit that there have been a very rare few that I though were at least okay... The problem might actually lie in the fact that I don't like eating them unless they are well done. No red inside... Now what's sad it that I started up a Facebook account again today to spy on the girl I've been talkin about in thread... I might actually be hopeless. |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 8:13:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: You should have seen me with a chainsaw all last year... Luckily I survived.  Oregon Firefighter competes in STIHL TIMBERSPORTS Championships chainsaw you say? perfect icebreaker for when you're mackin' on timbersports gorls. i will get t-shirts printed for the "Year of Cliff556" reunion event. |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 8:14:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: I might actually be hopeless. golden brown on the outside, smothered in butter and garlic, pink in the middle. possibly even a little bloody. |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 8:19:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF6eAkwwznUchainsaw you say? perfect icebreaker for when you're mackin' on timbersports gorls. i will get t-shirts printed for the "Year of Cliff556" reunion event. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: You should have seen me with a chainsaw all last year... Luckily I survived. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF6eAkwwznUchainsaw you say? perfect icebreaker for when you're mackin' on timbersports gorls. i will get t-shirts printed for the "Year of Cliff556" reunion event. Honestly those gorls would put me to shame head to head in the wood cutting sports. They could tech me a thing or two... About chainsaws of course.
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Posted: 4/30/2024 8:22:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: Honestly those gorls would put me to shame head to head in the wood cutting sports. They could tech me a thing or two... About chainsaws of course.  |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 8:26:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: you want your steak like your hot young senoritas: golden brown on the outside, smothered in butter and garlic, pink in the middle. possibly even a little bloody. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: I might actually be hopeless. golden brown on the outside, smothered in butter and garlic, pink in the middle. possibly even a little bloody. As your typical 40 year old virgin I'm not sure what to say to that... Not sure about the blood. Remember how I am with paper cuts.
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Posted: 4/30/2024 8:30:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: As your typical 40 year old virgin I'm not sure what to say to that... Not sure about the blood. Remember how I am with paper cuts. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: As your typical 40 year old virgin I'm not sure what to say to that... Not sure about the blood. Remember how I am with paper cuts.  According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the average age Americans lose their virginity (defined here as vaginal sexual intercourse) is 17.1 for both men and women. The CDC also reports that virgins make up 12.3 percent of females and 14.3 percent of males ages 20 to 24. That number drops below 5 percent for both male and female virgins ages 25 to 29 and goes as low as 0.3 percent for virgins ages 40 to 44. https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/03/on-late-in-life-virginity-loss/284412/ |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 8:31:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: a mix of stripper sweat, coconut body spray, and stripper glitter makes for a fine varnish to cap off a damn good evening. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By rtlm: Stripper glitter should be worn with pride Maybe have a glitter free zone for the married guys 
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Posted: 4/30/2024 8:33:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: As your typical 40 year old virgin I'm not sure what to say to that... Not sure about the blood. Remember how I am with paper cuts. Cliff yer bummin me out, harshin my mellow, killin my buzz. Whatever you want to call it. Yer like 6’2” 215lbs with a real dude name. You should be out meeting fantastic broads. Now I ain’t saying ya gotta go all crazy bangin bar sloots. That shit ain’t for everyone. I get it not everyone is a degenerate like me and Jamal pettimore. But damn son get out there and do some girl meeting.  |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 8:38:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By denverdan: Cliff yer bummin me out, harshin my mellow, killin my buzz. Whatever you want to call it. Yer like 6'2" 215lbs with a real dude name. You should be out meeting fantastic broads. Now I ain't saying ya gotta go all crazy bangin bar sloots. That shit ain't for everyone. I get it not everyone is a degenerate like me and Jamal pettimore. But damn son get out there and do some girl meeting. *sees hot young MILF wearing lululemon running shorts and cropped orangetheoryfitness t-shirt* "oh hello! it is i, Cliff556, 215 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal. wood you like to watch Reacher S1 with me and perchance make the love? we'll stay up late afterward swappin' manly stories and in the mornin' i'm makin' waffles."
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Posted: 4/30/2024 8:39:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By denverdan: Cliff yer bummin me out, harshin my mellow, killin my buzz. Whatever you want to call it. Yer like 6’2” 215lbs with a real dude name. You should be out meeting fantastic broads. Now I ain’t saying ya gotta go all crazy bangin bar sloots. That shit ain’t for everyone. I get it not everyone is a degenerate like me and Jamal pettimore. But damn son get out there and do some girl meeting. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By denverdan: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: As your typical 40 year old virgin I'm not sure what to say to that... Not sure about the blood. Remember how I am with paper cuts. Cliff yer bummin me out, harshin my mellow, killin my buzz. Whatever you want to call it. Yer like 6’2” 215lbs with a real dude name. You should be out meeting fantastic broads. Now I ain’t saying ya gotta go all crazy bangin bar sloots. That shit ain’t for everyone. I get it not everyone is a degenerate like me and Jamal pettimore. But damn son get out there and do some girl meeting. Take this mans advice. Talking to women is free. Although I just bought one a beer a few minutes ago, so that cost me some change. Chicks like beer and talking. |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 8:41:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By rtlm: Take this mans advice. Talking to women is free. Although I just bought one a beer a few minutes ago, so that cost a some change. Chicks like beer and talking. one of the tiny girls at work needs a transmission installed in her 2003 $runner. i was doing the arf Gee Dee gigachad the other day and talking about renting a transmission jack from Sunbelt for the weekend and buying a new used transmission from the yota yard and swapping the transmission in the pahkin' lot as a bob villa chef MMA fighter tough guy hardcase navy squeal Toyota Master TechTM with my platoon of overqualified helpers and my shitload of harbour freight Icon tools (just as gud ) and arsenal of 10mm sockets. think i scared the poor girl. |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 8:44:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: As your typical 40 year old virgin I'm not sure what to say to that... Not sure about the blood. Remember how I am with paper cuts. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the average age Americans lose their virginity (defined here as vaginal sexual intercourse) is 17.1 for both men and women. The CDC also reports that virgins make up 12.3 percent of females and 14.3 percent of males ages 20 to 24. That number drops below 5 percent for both male and female virgins ages 25 to 29 and goes as low as 0.3 percent for virgins ages 40 to 44. https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/03/on-late-in-life-virginity-loss/284412/  So you're saying I'm actually part of some exclusive 0.3% group of people with Asexual grade super powers? Now I feel special. Lol. 
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Posted: 4/30/2024 8:48:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: So you're saying I'm actually part of some exclusive 0.3% group of people with Asexual grade super powers? Now I feel special. Lol.  i had to call the fire department (work related) yesterday. firemen showed up and took care of bidness. tiny girls at work were all lubed up after seeing the firemen. firemen are all they've been talking about since. become a fireman?
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Posted: 4/30/2024 8:50:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: chicks do like talking. one of the tiny girls at work needs a transmission installed in her 2003 $runner. i was doing the arf Gee Dee gigachad the other day and talking about renting a transmission jack from Sunbelt for the weekend and buying a new used transmission from the yota yard and swapping the transmission in the pahkin' lot as a bob villa chef MMA fighter tough guy hardcase navy squeal Toyota Master TechTM with my platoon of overqualified helpers and my shitload of harbour freight Icon tools (just as gud ) and arsenal of 10mm sockets. think i scared the poor girl. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By rtlm: Take this mans advice. Talking to women is free. Although I just bought one a beer a few minutes ago, so that cost a some change. Chicks like beer and talking. one of the tiny girls at work needs a transmission installed in her 2003 $runner. i was doing the arf Gee Dee gigachad the other day and talking about renting a transmission jack from Sunbelt for the weekend and buying a new used transmission from the yota yard and swapping the transmission in the pahkin' lot as a bob villa chef MMA fighter tough guy hardcase navy squeal Toyota Master TechTM with my platoon of overqualified helpers and my shitload of harbour freight Icon tools (just as gud ) and arsenal of 10mm sockets. think i scared the poor girl. Gals from work can be fun, especially the crazy ones. That’s all I’m gonna say |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 8:53:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By rtlm: Gals from work can be fun, especially the crazy ones. That's all I'm gonna say that's as far as i'm going with that one. |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 8:57:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By denverdan: Cliff yer bummin me out, harshin my mellow, killin my buzz. Whatever you want to call it. Yer like 6’2” 215lbs with a real dude name. You should be out meeting fantastic broads. Now I ain’t saying ya gotta go all crazy bangin bar sloots. That shit ain’t for everyone. I get it not everyone is a degenerate like me and Jamal pettimore. But damn son get out there and do some girl meeting. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By denverdan: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: As your typical 40 year old virgin I'm not sure what to say to that... Not sure about the blood. Remember how I am with paper cuts. Cliff yer bummin me out, harshin my mellow, killin my buzz. Whatever you want to call it. Yer like 6’2” 215lbs with a real dude name. You should be out meeting fantastic broads. Now I ain’t saying ya gotta go all crazy bangin bar sloots. That shit ain’t for everyone. I get it not everyone is a degenerate like me and Jamal pettimore. But damn son get out there and do some girl meeting. Well yeah... 6'2", not terribly overweight, pretty strong (farm hand tough actually). However, my health is failing me, terrible anxiety and I'm still stuck on the very first girl I fell for as a kid. Picture removed by me. I could post up the long-ish story about the girl with the horses that I fell for a couple years ago to show a glimpse into how I meet women... But it would only cause you to be more bummed out.
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Posted: 4/30/2024 8:59:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Cliff556 stolling through trader joe's searching for a microwave pizza for one and some tasty brews. *sees hot young MILF wearing lululemon running shorts and cropped orangetheoryfitness t-shirt* "oh hello! it is i, Cliff556, 215 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal. wood you like to watch Reacher S1 with me and perchance make the love? we'll stay up late afterward swappin' manly stories and in the mornin' i'm makin' waffles." Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By denverdan: Cliff yer bummin me out, harshin my mellow, killin my buzz. Whatever you want to call it. Yer like 6'2" 215lbs with a real dude name. You should be out meeting fantastic broads. Now I ain't saying ya gotta go all crazy bangin bar sloots. That shit ain't for everyone. I get it not everyone is a degenerate like me and Jamal pettimore. But damn son get out there and do some girl meeting. *sees hot young MILF wearing lululemon running shorts and cropped orangetheoryfitness t-shirt* "oh hello! it is i, Cliff556, 215 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal. wood you like to watch Reacher S1 with me and perchance make the love? we'll stay up late afterward swappin' manly stories and in the mornin' i'm makin' waffles."
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Posted: 4/30/2024 9:00:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: Well yeah... 6'2", not terribly overweight, pretty strong (farm hand tough actually). However, my health is failing me, terrible anxiety and I'm still stuck on the very first girl I fell for as a kid. I could still post up the long-ish story about the girl with the horses that I fell for a couple years ago to show a slight glimpse into how I meet women... But it would only cause you to be more bummed out.
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Posted: 4/30/2024 9:00:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: Well yeah... 6'2", not terribly overweight, pretty strong (farm hand tough actually). However, my health is failing me, terrible anxiety and I'm still stuck on the very first girl I fell for as a kid. https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.18172-8/14361432_1172009529504781_1765481300967130820_o.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5f2048&_nc_ohc=EhhojiCn5b4Q7kNvgFKshmI&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=00_AfBdwRNo3b_xd1ONkLGvgD_0zPqqUtZt95ZsVHYsr1fNCg&oe=6658FBA3 I could still post up the long-ish story about the girl with the horses that I fell for a couple years ago to show a slight glimpse into how I meet women... But it would only cause you to be more bummed out. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: Originally Posted By denverdan: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: As your typical 40 year old virgin I'm not sure what to say to that... Not sure about the blood. Remember how I am with paper cuts. Cliff yer bummin me out, harshin my mellow, killin my buzz. Whatever you want to call it. Yer like 6’2” 215lbs with a real dude name. You should be out meeting fantastic broads. Now I ain’t saying ya gotta go all crazy bangin bar sloots. That shit ain’t for everyone. I get it not everyone is a degenerate like me and Jamal pettimore. But damn son get out there and do some girl meeting. Well yeah... 6'2", not terribly overweight, pretty strong (farm hand tough actually). However, my health is failing me, terrible anxiety and I'm still stuck on the very first girl I fell for as a kid. https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.18172-8/14361432_1172009529504781_1765481300967130820_o.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5f2048&_nc_ohc=EhhojiCn5b4Q7kNvgFKshmI&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=00_AfBdwRNo3b_xd1ONkLGvgD_0zPqqUtZt95ZsVHYsr1fNCg&oe=6658FBA3 I could still post up the long-ish story about the girl with the horses that I fell for a couple years ago to show a slight glimpse into how I meet women... But it would only cause you to be more bummed out. Quit living in the past. And quit looking at attention seekers. Real women are everywhere |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 9:01:37 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/30/2024 9:02:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By rtlm: Take this mans advice. Talking to women is free. Although I just bought one a beer a few minutes ago, so that cost me some change. Chicks like beer and talking. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By rtlm: Originally Posted By denverdan: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: As your typical 40 year old virgin I'm not sure what to say to that... Not sure about the blood. Remember how I am with paper cuts. Cliff yer bummin me out, harshin my mellow, killin my buzz. Whatever you want to call it. Yer like 6’2” 215lbs with a real dude name. You should be out meeting fantastic broads. Now I ain’t saying ya gotta go all crazy bangin bar sloots. That shit ain’t for everyone. I get it not everyone is a degenerate like me and Jamal pettimore. But damn son get out there and do some girl meeting. Take this mans advice. Talking to women is free. Although I just bought one a beer a few minutes ago, so that cost me some change. Chicks like beer and talking. That's actually the exact opposite of what I like.
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Posted: 4/30/2024 9:02:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By rtlm: Quit living in the past. And quit looking at attention seekers. Real women are everywhere Cliff556, you any good with a tool, babe?
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Posted: 4/30/2024 9:02:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: i got her a quote for a new used transmission from the yota yard and 15 quarts (or whatever) of the special toyota transmission fluid from the stealership. that's as far as i'm going with that one. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By rtlm: Gals from work can be fun, especially the crazy ones. That's all I'm gonna say that's as far as i'm going with that one. Yep far enough. I’ve fixed a few things around the house and I’m always good for buying beers. But if you think I’m gonna push your mower cause your crazy ass ran off the last guy, you can go to hell girl. |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 9:06:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: if your health is failing you don't have much time to get this done. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: Well yeah... 6'2", not terribly overweight, pretty strong (farm hand tough actually). However, my health is failing me, terrible anxiety and I'm still stuck on the very first girl I fell for as a kid. I could still post up the long-ish story about the girl with the horses that I fell for a couple years ago to show a slight glimpse into how I meet women... But it would only cause you to be more bummed out. I think that's what my body is telling me, my mind just won't have it. 
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Posted: 4/30/2024 9:09:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: That's actually the exact opposite of what I like. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: Originally Posted By rtlm: Originally Posted By denverdan: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: As your typical 40 year old virgin I'm not sure what to say to that... Not sure about the blood. Remember how I am with paper cuts. Cliff yer bummin me out, harshin my mellow, killin my buzz. Whatever you want to call it. Yer like 6’2” 215lbs with a real dude name. You should be out meeting fantastic broads. Now I ain’t saying ya gotta go all crazy bangin bar sloots. That shit ain’t for everyone. I get it not everyone is a degenerate like me and Jamal pettimore. But damn son get out there and do some girl meeting. Take this mans advice. Talking to women is free. Although I just bought one a beer a few minutes ago, so that cost me some change. Chicks like beer and talking. That's actually the exact opposite of what I like. So you don’t like drinking a beer and talking to a woman? |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 9:12:29 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: chicks do like talking. one of the tiny girls at work needs a transmission installed in her 2003 $runner. i was doing the arf Gee Dee gigachad the other day and talking about renting a transmission jack from Sunbelt for the weekend and buying a new used transmission from the yota yard and swapping the transmission in the pahkin' lot as a bob villa chef MMA fighter tough guy hardcase navy squeal Toyota Master TechTM with my platoon of overqualified helpers and my shitload of harbour freight Icon tools (just as gud ) and arsenal of 10mm sockets. think i scared the poor girl. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By rtlm: Take this mans advice. Talking to women is free. Although I just bought one a beer a few minutes ago, so that cost a some change. Chicks like beer and talking. one of the tiny girls at work needs a transmission installed in her 2003 $runner. i was doing the arf Gee Dee gigachad the other day and talking about renting a transmission jack from Sunbelt for the weekend and buying a new used transmission from the yota yard and swapping the transmission in the pahkin' lot as a bob villa chef MMA fighter tough guy hardcase navy squeal Toyota Master TechTM with my platoon of overqualified helpers and my shitload of harbour freight Icon tools (just as gud ) and arsenal of 10mm sockets. think i scared the poor girl. I think I want to do magic mushrooms with you, Jamal. |
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