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GA, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 5:24:45 PM EDT
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OP, the group I go to is either 50/50, or slightly more women.
That being said, most of those women have not had a good recent experience with men. I’d say the “average” is long term verbal and emotional abuse. They’re generally in the mood for Paul the Apostle, not Casanova. |
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AL, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 5:25:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/26/2024 5:30:58 PM EDT
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A little Blue Nun over Manischewitz for me.
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Posted: 4/26/2024 5:34:54 PM EDT
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Either way you're not getting laid tonight
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Posted: 4/26/2024 5:45:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Sartorius: What denomination? I'm still gonna bet there are more women there than men. Women like church more than men. I agree. |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 5:52:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By right_rudder: Either way you're not getting laid tonight  |
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USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 5:52:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By RRA_223: Eharmony was huge because that's where girls who weren't whores went to meet guys who weren't whores, so they could hook up, not feel dirty and not get diseases.  I met a lot of very classy whores that way I think church groups are where you go meet nice normal girls who aren't whoring it out at the bars.  |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:02:31 PM EDT
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Only one way to find out.
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:05:57 PM EDT
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Once the women discover you, you won't need to go anywhere.
Just don't get fat from the pies, cookies, and cakes. The gals you treat well will treat you better. |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:09:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By PossumKing: Show up as a woman and see where the night takes you. If he really wants some action, he should dress up like as alter boy….. |
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TX, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:11:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Canoeguy: I would guess far more women than men in attendance to be honest. Me too. |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:11:19 PM EDT
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Why not, worse case is that you meet a couple of women and head out early. What if there are more women then men?
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FL, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:12:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ar_mcadams: You would probably have a better chance at the grocery store Yup, I met my wife at publix |
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NE, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:13:17 PM EDT
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OP; you can't start a thread like this and then not go. Go to it and hopefully have fun and make dang sure you post an update to this thread. Even better if you update as the night goes along.
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USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:14:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By thawntex: Well if I don't go at least I have this thread for tonight's entertainment Tell us you’re foing before you head out, just ‘cause. |
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MO, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:16:49 PM EDT
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The 30’s to 50’s singles crowd at the congregation I attend is comprised of a few palpably desperate men and a woman who, having escaped a terrible marriage, likely has no intentions of future entanglement. I honestly suspect a particular trio of cringey batchelors does a fair amount to keep marriageable women away. One such young lady in her mid twenties is so tightly flanked by her parents and grandparents that an interested male could sooner fly a paper airplane through an automatic car wash in a single throw than share a private word with her. Meanwhile she ages at a rate which challenges her makeup’s ability to hide it.
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MI, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:25:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:34:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By LineOfDeparture: Men like this are why contemporary woman act like whores.  |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:36:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: thawntex]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JAD762: Tell us you're foing before you head out, just 'cause. The event ends at 9, which is the time karaoke cranks up at my local watering hole. I will likely be occupied all night. Will post tomorrow |
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AK, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:45:02 PM EDT
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Depends on what Kind of church it is.
in your age bracket I would expect it to have an even to more women than men set up. The problem though. Is that they will likely all be single moms or worse looking to get married as fast as possible. These things if they went through the trouble of organizing it are for all the women in their epiphany phase. Who want to rope a guy whose willing to sacrifice his resources and sexual freedom for what will likely turn into roommates who wear rings situation. All to say they are doing it the right way. |
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BHS
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:48:07 PM EDT
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Won’t know until you try. Can’t win if you don’t play.
Have an early exit plan if it isn’t your scene. |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:53:01 PM EDT
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If it's Baptist, just remember if it is fun, it's probably a sin.
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NC, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:56:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: hooligan223]
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Originally Posted By EastWest: Originally Posted By Sartorius: What denomination? I'm still gonna bet there are more women there than men. Women like church more than men. I agree. Yup, it's easily 2 to 1 at any church I've ever been to. From my experience at church there are two types of single women there. Younger, divorced, batshit crazy, drama queens and older widows. |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 7:02:33 PM EDT
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You like single moms?
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KY, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 7:08:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By mikeyb76: I think you'll have more 50-ish women there than 30-ish. I doubt it will be mostly men. My church leans heavily towards the widow women for sure, but add 20 years to your 50. |
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UT, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 7:17:05 PM EDT
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You’ll have to go to find out. Who knows, could be a cat lady fest??
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CO, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 7:17:13 PM EDT
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Dicks, dicks, everywhere dicks!
Do yourself a favor and slow down and look around at the grocery store. Believe it or not, it's a fantastic place to meet single women and has the added benefit of allowing one a peek into their shopping habits, which tells a lot about their personality. You're welcome. H |
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GA, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 7:17:23 PM EDT
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Church is not a meat market.
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Posted: 4/26/2024 7:18:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Krombompulos_Michael: At least you are going to an event where there will be women at or close to your age as opposed to that one guy on here who was wanting to hook up with teenagers at church. Nothing wrong with meeting a woman at church as long as you don’t make it weird and creepy. Weird and creepy are what we do best ! |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 7:20:13 PM EDT
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Many years ago, a coworker claimed the exact opposite.
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Posted: 4/26/2024 7:20:36 PM EDT
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OP, I would say it is probably more women. I would guess our events have 2 to 3 single women for each single man.
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Posted: 4/26/2024 7:23:20 PM EDT
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Imagine a Christian woman who is unmarried at 40. You would need a CDL to haul the baggage that she has.
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Posted: 4/26/2024 7:47:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3BP]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BornIn1776: Church is not a meat market. It can be “if you are brave enough”…. |
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USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 8:20:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BornIn1776: Church is not a meat market. |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 8:23:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 3BP: It can be “if you are brave enough”…. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 3BP: Originally Posted By BornIn1776: Church is not a meat market. It can be “if you are brave enough”….  Attached File |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 8:27:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By OregonShooter: Imagine a Christian woman who is unmarried at 40. You would need a CDL to haul the baggage that she has. I imagine there's a few diamonds in the rough out there, say widows. But if I learned anything from here and resultingly my YouTube feed, most will be damaged goods bitter about being pumped and dumped. But you'll never strike gold if you don't look. |
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WA, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 8:30:05 PM EDT
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Just remember, $20 is $20.
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TX, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 8:31:33 PM EDT
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My guess, 70% Female to male ratio. And the bell curve is going to be steep in the looks department.
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Posted: 4/26/2024 8:35:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: SAE]
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I mean, to a certain degree these hoes on average clean up a lot better than some of these street hoes as well.
If you show her the "d", just make sure that it isn't on church property because God could get involved if you do. Then you and she will have a problem. You could even get jumped by five dudes in a convenience store late at night when she finally decides she wants some wine coolers but this isn't what you've signed up for. You know? |
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NC, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 8:39:58 PM EDT
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Fugly chunky broads with facial hair or skinny unattractive nerds. There will probably be a couple of hotties (like 6/10 or 7/10) who will be talking to one another in a solidarity move to fend off the massive amount of cock being hurled at them.
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Posted: 4/26/2024 8:49:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Mojo_Jojo: "You cannot win, if you do not play." -S. Forbert  or........ The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess? WOPR.
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Posted: 4/26/2024 8:51:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By RRA_223: Eharmony was huge because that's where girls who weren't whores went to meet guys who weren't whores, so they could hook up, not feel dirty and not get diseases. I met a lot of very classy whores that way I think church groups are where you go meet nice normal girls who aren't whoring it out at the bars. My wife and I met on eHarmony years and years ago. Kharn |
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MN, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 8:51:48 PM EDT
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I have no idea. But I can say the dirtiest girls I ever met were on Christian Mingle.
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Posted: 4/26/2024 8:55:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By adamtheduke: The 30’s to 50’s singles crowd at the congregation I attend is comprised of a few palpably desperate men and a woman who, having escaped a terrible marriage, likely has no intentions of future entanglement. I honestly suspect a particular trio of cringey batchelors does a fair amount to keep marriageable women away. One such young lady in her mid twenties is so tightly flanked by her parents and grandparents that an interested male could sooner fly a paper airplane through an automatic car wash in a single throw than share a private word with her. Meanwhile she ages at a rate which challenges her makeup’s ability to hide it. I believe one would use a valet to send a calling card to her and hope a card is returned, if I remember Jane Austen correctly from High School. Kharn |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 8:55:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 3BP: If he really wants some action, he should dress up like as alter boy….. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 3BP: Originally Posted By PossumKing: Show up as a woman and see where the night takes you. If he really wants some action, he should dress up like as alter boy….. So is that what you like? |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 8:56:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By thawntex: I am foing. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By thawntex: Originally Posted By JAD762: Tell us you're foing before you head out, just 'cause.  |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 8:58:52 PM EDT
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Someone needs to dig up the old "Church backrub" thread. 
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OR, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 9:05:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By thawntex: I am foing. The event ends at 9, which is the time karaoke cranks up at my local watering hole. I will likely be occupied all night. Will post tomorrow But don't miss the opportunity for drunk posting. GD has its standards, as low as they might be. |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 9:08:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By konger: ...skinny unattractive nerds.  |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 9:09:32 PM EDT
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My church did everything in their power to fix me up with a young lady. And there were several of them who were kinda nice. But I had other plans. Plans that took me on a weird and wonderful torpedo ride that wound up with me marrying The Redhead of My Dreams. For a normal person, church is a great way to meet someone with common values and background.
I eagerly await OP's AAR. It'll either be some painfully awkward social atrocity, or he'll have a good time. BTW, most of the young guys I know right now who are having trouble finding someone have an incredibly weird sense of what a woman is and does. I don't know how they get that way, but they are really messed up between the ears. |
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