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Posted: 5/31/2006 2:31:44 PM EDT

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We really need a hell and a handbasket smiley.
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 2:33:40 PM EDT
[#1]
WTF----Those limeys are idiots.
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 2:35:16 PM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 2:37:44 PM EDT
[#3]

A spokesman for police in Gloucester, where it was surrendered, said: "It is a particularly nasty weapon that can, literally, take someone's head off. We are very glad it is off the streets and we want more weapons handed in."




It's an ugly toy for people to hang on their walls. Just about any weapon would be a better choice than that unwieldy monstrosity.
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 2:40:05 PM EDT
[#4]
If having Klingon knives is criminal, then only Klingons will have Klingon knives.

- Al Gorn, Albany, NY, USA



Okay, who did this?

SBG
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 2:40:53 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:

A spokesman for police in Gloucester, where it was surrendered, said: "It is a particularly nasty weapon that can, literally, take someone's head off. We are very glad it is off the streets and we want more weapons handed in."




It's an ugly toy for people to hang on their walls. Just about any weapon would be a better choice than that unwieldy monstrosity.



...because Klingon battle-axe related deaths in the UK are at an all time high. They can be easily concealed in a Klingon battle cruiser, and scare the children when the battle cruiser decloaks.


+

=
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 2:46:07 PM EDT
[#6]
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Link Posted: 5/31/2006 2:47:01 PM EDT
[#7]
ZOMG OH TeHNoesOneONE!!!!!11111!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!1
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 2:48:57 PM EDT
[#8]
KNIVES ARE NOT BANNED AND NEITHER ARE KLINGON BATTLE AXES!


Baleths and every kind of sword you want for sale in the UK…

and this is another dupe…

ANdy
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 2:50:33 PM EDT
[#9]
Dupe!  
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 2:51:03 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
KNIVES ARE NOT BANNED AND NEITHER ARE KLINGON BATTLE AXES!

and this is another dupe…

ANdy



You harp on the Raptor, we harp on non-existent british weapon laws.

SBG
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 2:52:45 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:

A spokesman for police in Gloucester, where it was surrendered, said: "It is a particularly nasty weapon that can, literally, take someone's head off. We are very glad it is off the streets and we want more weapons handed in."




It's an ugly toy for people to hang on their walls. Just about any weapon would be a better choice than that unwieldy monstrosity.



...because Klingon battle-axe related deaths in the UK are at an all time high. They can be easily concealed in a Klingon battle cruiser, and scare the children when the battle cruiser decloaks.
Klingon
www.loveleaf.net/ts/image/GRHK406TS_s.jpg
+
Klingon
www.therpgportal.com/startrek/images/kship01.jpg
=
NOT Klingon
news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39339000/jpg/_39339680_rings300pa.jpg




Klingon


uruk hai from Lord of the Rings.



Learn geek!
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 2:53:15 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
KNIVES ARE NOT BANNED AND NEITHER ARE KLINGON BATTLE AXES!


Baleths and every kind of sword you want for sale in the UK…

and this is another dupe…

ANdy



I know that they aren't banned yet, but why are they having an amnesty for legal items?
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 2:54:49 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
Quoted:


You harp on the Raptor, we harp on non-existent british weapon laws.

SBG



That reminds me! I havn't ragged on the Raptor for at least a month now… I must be slipping!

ANdy
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 2:55:28 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

A spokesman for police in Gloucester, where it was surrendered, said: "It is a particularly nasty weapon that can, literally, take someone's head off. We are very glad it is off the streets and we want more weapons handed in."




It's an ugly toy for people to hang on their walls. Just about any weapon would be a better choice than that unwieldy monstrosity.



...because Klingon battle-axe related deaths in the UK are at an all time high. They can be easily concealed in a Klingon battle cruiser, and scare the children when the battle cruiser decloaks.
Klingon
www.loveleaf.net/ts/image/GRHK406TS_s.jpg
+
Klingon
www.therpgportal.com/startrek/images/kship01.jpg
=
NOT Klingon
news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39339000/jpg/_39339680_rings300pa.jpg




Klingon
www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/star_trek/worf.jpg

Orc from Lord of the Rings.
news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39339000/jpg/_39339680_rings300pa.jpg


Learn geek!




I just thought it was a good picture of a scared child.
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 2:55:31 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:


You harp on the Raptor, we harp on non-existent british weapon laws.

SBG



That reminds me! I havn't ragged on the Raptor for at least a month now… I must be slipping!

ANdy



You don't look at you avatar often, eh?

SBG
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 2:56:40 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

A spokesman for police in Gloucester, where it was surrendered, said: "It is a particularly nasty weapon that can, literally, take someone's head off. We are very glad it is off the streets and we want more weapons handed in."




It's an ugly toy for people to hang on their walls. Just about any weapon would be a better choice than that unwieldy monstrosity.



...because Klingon battle-axe related deaths in the UK are at an all time high. They can be easily concealed in a Klingon battle cruiser, and scare the children when the battle cruiser decloaks.
Klingon
www.loveleaf.net/ts/image/GRHK406TS_s.jpg
+
Klingon
www.therpgportal.com/startrek/images/kship01.jpg
=
NOT Klingon
news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39339000/jpg/_39339680_rings300pa.jpg




Klingon
www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/star_trek/worf.jpg

uruk hai  from Lord of the Rings.
news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39339000/jpg/_39339680_rings300pa.jpg


Learn geek!




I just thought it was a good picture of a scared child.




Sorry.  At a trek dork and a LOTR dork I could not let it pass.  
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 2:56:53 PM EDT
[#17]
Qa Pla
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 2:57:23 PM EDT
[#18]
They should certainly be banned for poor taste. Same thing for all decorative, non-functional weapons.

Gawdy, gawdy gawdy.
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 2:57:59 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

A spokesman for police in Gloucester, where it was surrendered, said: "It is a particularly nasty weapon that can, literally, take someone's head off. We are very glad it is off the streets and we want more weapons handed in."




It's an ugly toy for people to hang on their walls. Just about any weapon would be a better choice than that unwieldy monstrosity.



...because Klingon battle-axe related deaths in the UK are at an all time high. They can be easily concealed in a Klingon battle cruiser, and scare the children when the battle cruiser decloaks.
Klingon
www.loveleaf.net/ts/image/GRHK406TS_s.jpg
+
Klingon
www.therpgportal.com/startrek/images/kship01.jpg
=
NOT Klingon
news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39339000/jpg/_39339680_rings300pa.jpg




Klingon
www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/star_trek/worf.jpg

Orc from Lord of the Rings.
news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39339000/jpg/_39339680_rings300pa.jpg


Learn geek!




I just thought it was a good picture of a scared child.




Sorry.  At a trek dork and a LOTR dork I could not let it pass.  



Now we just need to find a pic of Worf holding a terrified child...
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 2:58:17 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
Quoted:

I know that they aren't banned yet, but why are they having an amnesty for legal items?




It's a Police PR stunt. By telling the sheeple you are having a 'knife amnesty', they are fooled into thinking you've done something like banned knives, even though you have actually done precisely nothing…


And proof how effective this tactic is?

Hundreds of perfectly sensible and intelligent members on this board now believe knives are banned in Britain because they saw that magic word 'AMNESTY', and an 'Amnesty' suggest something is illegal.

ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=468949&page=2


ANdy
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 3:00:20 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:

I know that they aren't banned yet, but why are they having an amnesty for legal items?




It's a Police PR stunt. By telling the sheeple you are having a 'knife amnesty', they are fooled into thinking you've done something like banned knives, even though you have actually done precisely nothing…


And proof how effective this tactic is?

Hundreds of perfectly sensible and intelligent members on this board now believe knives are banned in Britain because they saw that magic word 'AMNESTY', and an 'Amnesty' suggest something is illegal.

ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=468949&page=2


ANdy



Just turn in your Klingon battle-axe already. You know you want to.
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 3:02:53 PM EDT
[#22]
Blok NOG Puh HaH!
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 3:11:31 PM EDT
[#23]
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 3:12:47 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:

I know that they aren't banned yet, but why are they having an amnesty for legal items?




It's a Police PR stunt. By telling the sheeple you are having a 'knife amnesty', they are fooled into thinking you've done something like banned knives, even though you have actually done precisely nothing…


And proof how effective this tactic is?

Hundreds of perfectly sensible and intelligent members on this board now believe knives are banned in Britain because they saw that magic word 'AMNESTY', and an 'Amnesty' suggest something is illegal.

ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=468949&page=2


ANdy



Just turn in your Klingon battle-axe already. You know you want to.




A real warrior uses the Gladius! Axes are for 'women'…




My blade…


Mrs Vito's 'nightstand axe'…

ANdy
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 3:17:10 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:

I know that they aren't banned yet, but why are they having an amnesty for legal items?




It's a Police PR stunt. By telling the sheeple you are having a 'knife amnesty', they are fooled into thinking you've done something like banned knives, even though you have actually done precisely nothing…


And proof how effective this tactic is?

Hundreds of perfectly sensible and intelligent members on this board now believe knives are banned in Britain because they saw that magic word 'AMNESTY', and an 'Amnesty' suggest something is illegal.

ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=468949&page=2


ANdy



Just turn in your Klingon battle-axe already. You know you want to.




A real warrior uses the Gladius! Axes are for 'women'…



img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/macandy/DSC00060.jpg
My blade…

img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/macandy/DSC00057.jpg
Mrs Vito's 'nightstand axe'…

ANdy



Well da-n, and all I have is a 9mm AR and a .45acp. I must be slipping. I must haul the FAL out now to try to make up ground.
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 3:22:04 PM EDT
[#26]
Wow, most of the people in the "comments" section are beyond belief.
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 3:24:36 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
Wow, most of the people in the "comments" section are beyond belief.



And it seems they wont post your comments if they dont like them.
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 3:28:57 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:

I know that they aren't banned yet, but why are they having an amnesty for legal items?




It's a Police PR stunt. By telling the sheeple you are having a 'knife amnesty', they are fooled into thinking you've done something like banned knives, even though you have actually done precisely nothing…


And proof how effective this tactic is?

Hundreds of perfectly sensible and intelligent members on this board now believe knives are banned in Britain because they saw that magic word 'AMNESTY', and an 'Amnesty' suggest something is illegal.

ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=468949&page=2


ANdy



Just turn in your Klingon battle-axe already. You know you want to.




A real warrior uses the Gladius! Axes are for 'women'…



img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/macandy/DSC00060.jpg
My blade…

img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/macandy/DSC00057.jpg
Mrs Vito's 'nightstand axe'…

ANdy



Well da-n, and all I have is a 9mm AR and a .45acp. I must be slipping. I must haul the FAL out now to try to make up ground.





This and Mr Marlin 1894 are only an arm lengths away…

ANdy
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 3:35:58 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:

I know that they aren't banned yet, but why are they having an amnesty for legal items?




It's a Police PR stunt. By telling the sheeple you are having a 'knife amnesty', they are fooled into thinking you've done something like banned knives, even though you have actually done precisely nothing…


And proof how effective this tactic is?

Hundreds of perfectly sensible and intelligent members on this board now believe knives are banned in Britain because they saw that magic word 'AMNESTY', and an 'Amnesty' suggest something is illegal.

ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=468949&page=2


ANdy



Just turn in your Klingon battle-axe already. You know you want to.




A real warrior uses the Gladius! Axes are for 'women'…



img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/macandy/DSC00060.jpg
My blade…

img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/macandy/DSC00057.jpg
Mrs Vito's 'nightstand axe'…

ANdy



Well da-n, and all I have is a 9mm AR and a .45acp. I must be slipping. I must haul the FAL out now to try to make up ground.



img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/macandy/DSC01315.gif

This and Mr Marlin 1894 are only an arm lengths away…

ANdy



Single shot or semi. Now I'll one up you with a M1A, a Thompson, and a Garand. HA!!!!! Now, where in the heck did I put my preban ax????
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 3:41:01 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

Well da-n, and all I have is a 9mm AR and a .45acp. I must be slipping. I must haul the FAL out now to try to make up ground.



img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/macandy/DSC01315.gif

This and Mr Marlin 1894 are only an arm lengths away…

ANdy



Single shot or semi. Now I'll one up you with a M1A, a Thompson, and a Garand. HA!!!!! Now, where in the heck did I put my preban ax????



Semi .22 and the Marlins in .357

And if they don't work I can always throw the cat at them to buy time for a tactical retreat!

ANdy
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 3:46:12 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

Well da-n, and all I have is a 9mm AR and a .45acp. I must be slipping. I must haul the FAL out now to try to make up ground.



img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/macandy/DSC01315.gif

This and Mr Marlin 1894 are only an arm lengths away…

ANdy



Single shot or semi. Now I'll one up you with a M1A, a Thompson, and a Garand. HA!!!!! Now, where in the heck did I put my preban ax????



Semi .22 and the Marlins in .357

And if they don't work I can always throw the cat at them to buy time for a tactical retreat!

ANdy



Oh man, I'm allergic to cats, you win.
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 3:51:23 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

Well da-n, and all I have is a 9mm AR and a .45acp. I must be slipping. I must haul the FAL out now to try to make up ground.



img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/macandy/DSC01315.gif

This and Mr Marlin 1894 are only an arm lengths away…

ANdy



Single shot or semi. Now I'll one up you with a M1A, a Thompson, and a Garand. HA!!!!! Now, where in the heck did I put my preban ax????



Semi .22 and the Marlins in .357

And if they don't work I can always throw the cat at them to buy time for a tactical retreat!

ANdy



Oh man, I'm allergic to cats, you win.





ANdy
Link Posted: 5/31/2006 3:58:07 PM EDT
[#33]
Are the Brits really the pussies they now seem to be?


Pussies, pussies, PUSSIES!

Link Posted: 5/31/2006 4:40:18 PM EDT
[#34]
I'm still waiting for the UK government to go door-to-door and glue oven mitts over everyone's hands.
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