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Posted: 2/3/2008 10:11:09 AM EDT
Start a thread about either in GD and it turns into such a shitfest that brings out the worst in otherwise reasonable people.
And causes Staff and/or the Mods more work and grief than they get paid to put up with.* Just an observation. * - And that may include this one. Sorry. |
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"What do Jesus Christ and Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. have in common?"
Dark skin? |
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Not much. Don't remember Jesus being at a motel with a woman.
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So you started a thread about it?
So this will be the ultimate shit storm? |
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That part got left out. |
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The Perfect Storm of shit |
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Can we adjust for elevation, then load a Popcorn Pic and fire for effect? |
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I hope whom ever is hosting that image changes it to gay porn or something because Redcap is stealing bandwidth. I am pretty sure he is not part of Carnegie Mellon University. |
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I hope you are not stupid enough to say Jesus was in a motel with a woman. Mike |
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I asked that question directly, and was told they were paid nothing. |
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You beat me by almost a whole minute. I'm slipping! |
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It's a joke. I already know they don't get paid. |
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One died for the sins of mankind...the other didn't. One rose again on the 3rd day...the other didn't. One is alive and sitting at the right hand of God the Father...the other isn't. At some point in the future, every knee shall bow to One...and the other will be bowing. The only way to heaven is through One of them...and not the other--sigline. Big differences. HH |
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One day, you will. HH |
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Yes you are. May just cost you one day buddy. Mike |
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Both are dead? |
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Funny thing about Christians is that they grow up with the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and Jesus. It does not take long for them to realize that a rabbit does not lay colored eggs or that a fat man in a red suit does not come down the chimney but a virgin giving birth, that they can reconcile. Go figure! |
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Jesus doesn't have an FBI file that is sealed until 50 years after his death.
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Jesus didn't plagiarize anything, then again he didn't write anything either.
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and he didn't beat women |
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May cost me what? |
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I guess one thing they have in common is that whites get MLK day off, and athiests get Christmas/Easter off.
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Your soul......DUH! |
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Jesus Christ has a sense of humor, too. Anyone who thinks you're going to hell for cracking a joke just isn't paying attention. Or else they think that God is WAY more serious than He needs to be. You think God doesn't have a sense of humor? Take a look at a chimpanzee some time. Those are some funny fucking animals. How about kangaroos? Or two turtles fornicating. All of these things are hilarious. God loves jokes. |
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Quoted:
"What do Jesus Christ and Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. have in common?" Nothing |
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They both said what was in their hearts and on their minds without fear of retaliation
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