I voted for 1 cuz if he gets elected he will turn this country into a social welfare, anti military, non gun owning, queer marrying, envirmental shutdown, arab terrorist loving, un supporting, french appoligist society. This in the mind of the mainstream media and the social welfare folks will be a complete success, thus yes Kerry would have showed up and done a great job.....
On the other hand I am thinking that #4 is the most likely outcome so the above is mute