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Happy Friday everybody.

Don't forget to take a break from the deluge of doom to smile and have a good weekend.

Hug your sexytime person, pet your dog, get drunk, draw a picture of your cat.

Feel free to post in this thread: family weekend plans, pet pictures, shitposts, unbridled THOTery. Cars. Thots driving cars... cats driving cars.

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I prefer sexual congress but every girl I've been with hates it
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Please Samantha I really want to engage in sexual activities with you.

I prefer sexual congress but every girl I've been with hates it

Is that one both sides just argue with each and don't accomplish anything but fuck the people who voted them there?
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I’ll bet it has a much higher success rate than guys saying “You know I’m putting my dick in you later, right”….that’s worked on my wife but I’ve never had the balls to try it on a random chick I just met.  I’m guessing the wife would frown on it now, even if I told her it was for science….apparently she doesn’t believe the science
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Please Samantha I really want to engage in sexual activities with you.

I prefer sexual congress but every girl I've been with hates it


I've told this story before, but the best pickup line I ever heard, years ago, which resulted in my only one night stand... well, it resulted in two one-night stands, and we are still friends, but I digress.

Was a girl that told me, after talking to her for a couple hours at a party: "you know you're going to put your dick in me tonight, right?".


I would imagine that would have a very high success rate for a girl lol

I’ll bet it has a much higher success rate than guys saying “You know I’m putting my dick in you later, right”….that’s worked on my wife but I’ve never had the balls to try it on a random chick I just met.  I’m guessing the wife would frown on it now, even if I told her it was for science….apparently she doesn’t believe the science

What a science denying bigot
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Please Samantha I really want to engage in sexual activities with you.

I prefer sexual congress but every girl I've been with hates it

Is that one both sides just argue with each and don't accomplish anything but fuck the people who voted them there?

Lol
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I've told this story before, but the best pickup line I ever heard, years ago, which resulted in my only one night stand... well, it resulted in two one-night stands, and we are still friends, but I digress.

Was a girl that told me, after talking to her for a couple hours at a party: "you know you're going to put your dick in me tonight, right?".

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SCORE!  I took a college girl out once and we ended up back at my apartment.  After some kissing, I started to unbutton her top and she stopped me cold.  She told me that she promised her mother that she would remain a virgin until marriage.  I was just about to hit her up for a blowjob but before I could say anything she said that I could do what her her ex-boyfriend did.  She said that I could, "screw her butthole."  She said that didn't affect her "virginity".

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SCORE!  I took a college girl out once and we ended up back at my apartment.  After some kissing, I started to unbutton her top and she stopped me cold.  She told me that she promised her mother that she would remain a virgin until marriage.  I was just about to hit her up for a blowjob but before I could say anything she said that I could do what her her ex-boyfriend did.  She said that I could, "screw her butthole."  She said that didn't affect her "virginity".
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I've told this story before, but the best pickup line I ever heard, years ago, which resulted in my only one night stand... well, it resulted in two one-night stands, and we are still friends, but I digress.

Was a girl that told me, after talking to her for a couple hours at a party: "you know you're going to put your dick in me tonight, right?".

SCORE!  I took a college girl out once and we ended up back at my apartment.  After some kissing, I started to unbutton her top and she stopped me cold.  She told me that she promised her mother that she would remain a virgin until marriage.  I was just about to hit her up for a blowjob but before I could say anything she said that I could do what her her ex-boyfriend did.  She said that I could, "screw her butthole."  She said that didn't affect her "virginity".

I can’t find a flaw in her logic
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lol
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Please Samantha I really want to engage in sexual activities with you.

I should have used that line ba k in the day.   Probably get pepper sprayed a few times.
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SCORE!  I took a college girl out once and we ended up back at my apartment.  After some kissing, I started to unbutton her top and she stopped me cold.  She told me that she promised her mother that she would remain a virgin until marriage.  I was just about to hit her up for a blowjob but before I could say anything she said that I could do what her her ex-boyfriend did.  She said that I could, "screw her butthole."  She said that didn't affect her "virginity".
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I've told this story before, but the best pickup line I ever heard, years ago, which resulted in my only one night stand... well, it resulted in two one-night stands, and we are still friends, but I digress.

Was a girl that told me, after talking to her for a couple hours at a party: "you know you're going to put your dick in me tonight, right?".

SCORE!  I took a college girl out once and we ended up back at my apartment.  After some kissing, I started to unbutton her top and she stopped me cold.  She told me that she promised her mother that she would remain a virgin until marriage.  I was just about to hit her up for a blowjob but before I could say anything she said that I could do what her her ex-boyfriend did.  She said that I could, "screw her butthole."  She said that didn't affect her "virginity".

My kind of woman.
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Hearing a young innocent looking college girl say that you can screw her butthole makes you feel both dirty and....perverted.  That girl's last name was Savage and that is exactly what happened.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Please Samantha I really want to engage in sexual activities with you.

I prefer sexual congress but every girl I've been with hates it


I've told this story before, but the best pickup line I ever heard, years ago, which resulted in my only one night stand... well, it resulted in two one-night stands, and we are still friends, but I digress.

Was a girl that told me, after talking to her for a couple hours at a party: "you know you're going to put your dick in me tonight, right?".


I would imagine that would have a very high success rate for a girl lol

I’ll bet it has a much higher success rate than guys saying “You know I’m putting my dick in you later, right”….that’s worked on my wife but I’ve never had the balls to try it on a random chick I just met.  I’m guessing the wife would frown on it now, even if I told her it was for science….apparently she doesn’t believe the science

What a science denying bigot

Oddly enough your support did not sway her….her bigotry knows no bounds….I apologize on behalf of our family
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Link Posted: 3/20/2024 1:23:19 AM EDT
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SCORE!  I took a college girl out once and we ended up back at my apartment.  After some kissing, I started to unbutton her top and she stopped me cold.  She told me that she promised her mother that she would remain a virgin until marriage.  I was just about to hit her up for a blowjob but before I could say anything she said that I could do what her her ex-boyfriend did.  She said that I could, "screw her butthole."  She said that didn't affect her "virginity".
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Link Posted: 3/20/2024 8:21:46 AM EDT
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My brothers.....romance lives on and I have proof
EP429: Today's lesson - Don't provoke ARFCOM. People will see your butthole.
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Link Posted: 3/20/2024 9:20:19 AM EDT
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I bet we could sell a few of these in the DMV
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Link Posted: 3/20/2024 9:29:53 AM EDT
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Or this
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Link Posted: 3/20/2024 10:04:19 AM EDT
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I would buy 5 of those.  I know that I would need more than one due to all the chicks ripping it off me to get to my essence.

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Link Posted: 3/20/2024 10:52:44 AM EDT
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Good point!
"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”,
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Link Posted: 3/20/2024 10:55:13 AM EDT
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I definitely need that.

She's a Ho.
It doesn't matter if she's imaginary. The thiccness exists in our hearts.
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Link Posted: 3/20/2024 10:56:50 AM EDT
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That mat is stuffed to the gills with double entendres.

Fantastic work.
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Link Posted: 3/20/2024 11:12:31 AM EDT
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I definitely need that.

She's a Ho.

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Originally Posted By fox2008:
My brothers.....romance lives on and I have proof

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/397309/IMG_2593-3163528.jpg


I definitely need that.

She's a Ho.


How did B die?

He called her a Ho

Surely he didn't mean the whore version of the word right?

He knew how much she loved to kill....this was always going to be the way it would end.  
EP429: Today's lesson - Don't provoke ARFCOM. People will see your butthole.
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Link Posted: 3/20/2024 11:15:54 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By fox2008:

How did B die?

He called her a Ho

Surely he didn't mean the whore version of the word right?

He knew how much she loved to kill....this was always going to be the way it would end.  

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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe:
Originally Posted By fox2008:
My brothers.....romance lives on and I have proof

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/397309/IMG_2593-3163528.jpg


I definitely need that.

She's a Ho.


How did B die?

He called her a Ho

Surely he didn't mean the whore version of the word right?

He knew how much she loved to kill....this was always going to be the way it would end.  
It doesn't matter if she's imaginary. The thiccness exists in our hearts.
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