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beitodesstrafe

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Posted: 7/30/2021 1:39:39 PM EDT

Happy Friday everybody.

Don't forget to take a break from the deluge of doom to smile and have a good weekend.

Hug your sexytime person, pet your dog, get drunk, draw a picture of your cat.

Feel free to post in this thread: family weekend plans, pet pictures, shitposts, unbridled THOTery. Cars. Thots driving cars... cats driving cars.

Just hang out and smile.

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Notcalifornialegal Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023 Joined Sep 2009 Posts 33130 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 3/27/2024 8:17:32 PM EDT [#1] Quote History Originally Posted By SgtKiwi: I grew up on "Hot Wheels" racetrack sections. Compared to belts, switches, etc., nothing worse. View Quote Spatulas.
	Make Occam's Razor Great Again It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards.

WhiskersTheCat *unplugs ur EV Joined Feb 2015 Posts 106215 EE 100% (29) VA, USA	Posted: 3/27/2024 8:18:51 PM EDT [#2] Quote History Originally Posted By doc_Zox: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/3097/90AF5D83-B9B9-4754-A514-883FDBE2422F-3170778.jpg View Quote
	Originally Posted By PeepEater: You bought ammo with jibber jabber on the label and are surprised it was corrosive? Knight of Wonder

zach_ F CANCER said the road runner Joined Oct 2014 Posts 17688 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 3/27/2024 8:19:20 PM EDT [#3] Quote History Originally Posted By FredMan: THERE. ARE. THREE. STONES!!! https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/77154/9F3F8859-7C22-41E8-BBE4-A0AD9A6186CE-3171220.jpg View Quote Attached File
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SgtKiwi

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Posted: 3/27/2024 8:20:55 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:

Spatulas.

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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:

Originally Posted By SgtKiwi:

I grew up on "Hot Wheels" racetrack sections. Compared to belts, switches, etc., nothing worse.

Spatulas.

Nope. Hit with those too. Hot Wheels track is worse. Think "big switch vs little switch"... I promise. Nothing worse.

A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half.

TxLawDog Member Joined Sep 2004 Posts 9010 EE 100% (4) TX, USA	Posted: 3/27/2024 9:43:42 PM EDT [#5] Quote History Originally Posted By SgtKiwi: Nope. Hit with those too. Hot Wheels track is worse. Think "big switch vs little switch"... I promise. Nothing worse. View Quote Those sections of Hot Wheels track were a bitch. My Mom was a Ninja with those damn things. Pretty sure that I still have a welt with two parallel lines.

Notcalifornialegal Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023 Joined Sep 2009 Posts 33131 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 3/27/2024 10:19:04 PM EDT [#6]
	Make Occam's Razor Great Again It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards.

FredMan PondLife Joined Jul 2005 Posts 38792 EE 100% (2) VA, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 8:36:30 AM EDT [#7] Quote History Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/219476/1000007621-3171389.gif View Quote I sure hope that’s some sheep dip thingy and not how they make lamb juice.
	GD is like putting on crampons and walking through a room full of puppies.

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 147636 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 3:18:31 PM EDT [#8]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 147637 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 3:19:31 PM EDT [#9] Attached File
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Brisk Member Joined Apr 2004 Posts 9402 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 3:25:55 PM EDT [#10] Quote History Originally Posted By FredMan: I sure hope that’s some sheep dip thingy and not how they make lamb juice. View Quote I was wondering the same thing.
	We'll figure something out. Callsign: Contusion

Brisk Member Joined Apr 2004 Posts 9403 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 3:26:21 PM EDT [#11] You Eat Other Animals? \| Sci-Fi Comedy Short Film \| Vegan Aliens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gz9Vj8TMCc Screen names?
	We'll figure something out. Callsign: Contusion

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 147638 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 3:29:37 PM EDT [#12]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 147639 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 3:31:13 PM EDT [#13]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 147640 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 3:31:44 PM EDT [#14]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Notcalifornialegal Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023 Joined Sep 2009 Posts 33150 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 3:43:44 PM EDT [#15]
	Make Occam's Razor Great Again It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards.

Notcalifornialegal Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023 Joined Sep 2009 Posts 33151 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 4:26:22 PM EDT [#16] OH WHATS THIS THEN? AN APC EVENT THAT ISNT A HIKE???
	Make Occam's Razor Great Again It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards.

double_trouble_2003 Agitator Joined Dec 2002 Posts 7711 EE 99% (84) WA, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 4:33:38 PM EDT [#17] Quote History Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/219476/1000007629-3171983.jpg View Quote

zach_

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Posted: 3/28/2024 6:26:14 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By SgtKiwi:

Nope. Hit with those too. Hot Wheels track is worse. Think "big switch vs little switch"... I promise. Nothing worse.

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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:

Originally Posted By SgtKiwi:

I grew up on "Hot Wheels" racetrack sections. Compared to belts, switches, etc., nothing worse.

Spatulas.

Nope. Hit with those too. Hot Wheels track is worse. Think "big switch vs little switch"... I promise. Nothing worse.

Hot wheels track? Too light, too much drag. Extention cord was the go to. Can't do that these days.

z - Deplorable Neanderthal

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 147642 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 7:40:03 PM EDT [#19]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203

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Posted: 3/28/2024 7:59:51 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By FredMan:

It was a combination of talent, being in the right place at the right time, and the full backing of the entertainment industry.

Miss any of those things, and while he would have been successful, he would t hav been the king of pop.

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Originally Posted By zach_:

Michael Jackson was one of the most talented artists of our time.

It was a combination of talent, being in the right place at the right time, and the full backing of the entertainment industry.

Miss any of those things, and while he would have been successful, he would t hav been the king of pop.

There will never be a talent like Michael again. The look, the dances.

“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 147645 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 8:23:27 PM EDT [#21]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

doc_Zox KOW herder, Call sign: Bitmap Joined Feb 2001 Posts 50580 EE 0% (0) PW, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 8:40:46 PM EDT [#22]
	"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”, Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"

RockSix Member Joined Jun 2006 Posts 3655 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 3/28/2024 9:48:26 PM EDT [Last Edit: RockSix] [#23] Quote History Originally Posted By doc_Zox: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/3097/66940280-6EED-410D-BF22-9D7F499E5EF8-3170783.jpg THE DERPIR View Quote Peppa Pig
	Wife: " Let me know when I have to post the orange diamond #4 signs on the house."

doc_Zox KOW herder, Call sign: Bitmap Joined Feb 2001 Posts 50583 EE 0% (0) PW, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 12:15:05 AM EDT [#24] I made a thing today
	"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”, Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"

doc_Zox KOW herder, Call sign: Bitmap Joined Feb 2001 Posts 50589 EE 0% (0) PW, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 5:28:12 AM EDT [#25]
	"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”, Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"

doc_Zox KOW herder, Call sign: Bitmap Joined Feb 2001 Posts 50591 EE 0% (0) PW, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 6:45:49 AM EDT [Last Edit: doc_Zox] [#26] Son takes mom to gun range & this happened MUST WATCH #shorts #trending #daghettofamily https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMU0Rgg_Z_o Son takes mom to gun range & this happened pt2 MUST WATCH #shorts #trending #daghettofamily https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKgYjNbqTBQ
	"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”, Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"

beitodesstrafe willy nilly used the heater Joined Nov 2007 Posts 109269 EE 100% (91) VA, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 6:53:22 AM EDT [#27] Quote History Originally Posted By doc_Zox: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/3097/F3006ACE-5CEE-452F-8C8D-1DD3D5E4CF22-3172462.jpgI made a thing today View Quote
	It doesn't matter if she's imaginary. The thiccness exists in our hearts.

doc_Zox KOW herder, Call sign: Bitmap Joined Feb 2001 Posts 50592 EE 0% (0) PW, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 7:03:50 AM EDT [#28] I really did make it
	"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”, Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"

RatherBeLifting Joined Sep 2010 Posts 11661 EE 0% (0) OK, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 9:21:34 AM EDT [#29] Quote History Originally Posted By doc_Zox: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/3097/388637F9-A479-423D-80BD-56528BB9E9F5-3172566.jpgI really did make it View Quote

Notcalifornialegal Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023 Joined Sep 2009 Posts 33159 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 9:46:58 AM EDT [#30]
	Make Occam's Razor Great Again It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards.

Notcalifornialegal Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023 Joined Sep 2009 Posts 33160 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 10:02:02 AM EDT [#31]
	Make Occam's Razor Great Again It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards.

beitodesstrafe willy nilly used the heater Joined Nov 2007 Posts 109274 EE 100% (91) VA, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 10:41:01 AM EDT [#32] Quote History Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/219476/1000007639-3172667.jpg View Quote skibidi toilet is art
	It doesn't matter if she's imaginary. The thiccness exists in our hearts.

Notcalifornialegal Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023 Joined Sep 2009 Posts 33161 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 6:13:26 PM EDT [#33] Bros. My kids and I filled 140 plastic eggs with candy. I came home and my dog ate probably 30 eggs worth of candy. He's too big to put on the fridge.
	Make Occam's Razor Great Again It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards.

beitodesstrafe willy nilly used the heater Joined Nov 2007 Posts 109277 EE 100% (91) VA, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 6:32:36 PM EDT [#34] Quote History Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Bros. My kids and I filled 140 plastic eggs with candy. I came home and my dog ate probably 30 eggs worth of candy. He's too big to put on the fridge. View Quote Dang
	It doesn't matter if she's imaginary. The thiccness exists in our hearts.

doc_Zox KOW herder, Call sign: Bitmap Joined Feb 2001 Posts 50595 EE 0% (0) PW, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 6:36:06 PM EDT [#35] Most dogs will barf up over indulged candy otherwise a squirt of hydrogen peroxide will invoke the chocolate rainbow
	"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”, Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"

flynbenny Joined Feb 2016 Posts 4592 EE 100% (27) CO, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 6:39:17 PM EDT [#36] Quote History Originally Posted By Skywarp2203: https://media1.giphy.com/media/r7ZeeH0P75cm14xe5m/giphy.gif View Quote My taint hurts every time I see that gif.

beitodesstrafe

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Posted: 3/29/2024 6:45:49 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By flynbenny:

My taint hurts every time I see that gif.

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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203:
https://media1.giphy.com/media/r7ZeeH0P75cm14xe5m/giphy.gif

My taint hurts every time I see that gif.

I still want to know what the plan was.

Like, what would that have looked like if it went well.

It doesn't matter if she's imaginary. The thiccness exists in our hearts.

dragoontwo Misanthrope Joined Oct 2014 Posts 2827 EE 100% (1) TN, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 7:15:32 PM EDT [#38] Quote History Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: I still want to know what the plan was. Like, what would that have looked like if it went well. View Quote Well the fetus got its eviction notice. 4/13.
	Sic Semper Oppai

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 147653 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 7:49:33 PM EDT [#39]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 147654 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 7:51:01 PM EDT [#40]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Clovis_Chitwood passenger on Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B Joined Aug 2007 Posts 4943 EE 0% (0) TN, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 7:53:56 PM EDT [#41] damn, I was working up to this one
	"We're from the department of justice and we're here to adjust the beds. This is our consultant Mr. Roy"

doc_Zox KOW herder, Call sign: Bitmap Joined Feb 2001 Posts 50596 EE 0% (0) PW, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 8:01:38 PM EDT [#42]
	"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”, Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"

zach_ F CANCER said the road runner Joined Oct 2014 Posts 17706 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 3/30/2024 7:05:45 AM EDT [#43] Quote History Originally Posted By doc_Zox: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/3097/EDC6CCFF-7DB9-4C01-A744-13BD385BB486-3165126.gif View Quote Multiple sport coach/teacher/wrestling referee Mike Toll RFT.
	z - Deplorable Neanderthal

Brisk Member Joined Apr 2004 Posts 9405 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 3/30/2024 2:42:18 PM EDT [#44] Attached File White - peppermint Red - cinnamon Pink- wintergreen Yellow - clove Green - spearmint Spice jelly beans, yum.
	We'll figure something out. Callsign: Contusion

doc_Zox KOW herder, Call sign: Bitmap Joined Feb 2001 Posts 50600 EE 0% (0) PW, USA	Posted: 3/30/2024 3:49:41 PM EDT [Last Edit: doc_Zox] [#45] I have standing orders from kitchen 6 to acquire spicy jellybirds hang on
	"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”, Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"

doc_Zox KOW herder, Call sign: Bitmap Joined Feb 2001 Posts 50601 EE 0% (0) PW, USA	Posted: 3/30/2024 3:51:14 PM EDT [#46]
	"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”, Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"

doc_Zox KOW herder, Call sign: Bitmap Joined Feb 2001 Posts 50602 EE 0% (0) PW, USA	Posted: 3/30/2024 3:51:42 PM EDT [#47]
	"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”, Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"

doc_Zox KOW herder, Call sign: Bitmap Joined Feb 2001 Posts 50603 EE 0% (0) PW, USA	Posted: 3/30/2024 3:52:04 PM EDT [#48]
	"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”, Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"

JLH3 Living in Occupied Northern Sonora Joined Dec 2005 Posts 21432 EE 0% (0) AZ, USA	Posted: 3/30/2024 5:42:58 PM EDT [#49] Attached File
	"You want perfection, or nothing. The revolution was never perfect....We fight because we believe, we leave because we are disilliusioned, we come back because we are lost, we die because we are committed. - Jesus Raza, The Professionals

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 147673 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 3/30/2024 7:49:58 PM EDT [#50]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

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