Even the Dank Memes won't mess with Texas

Even the Dank Memes won't mess with Texas (Page 1 of 1347)

Firearmsenthusiast Joined Dec 2015 Posts 296 EE 0% (0) ND, USA	Posted: 11/15/2016 4:51:00 PM EDT [Last Edit: Firearmsenthusiast] Update: You wouldn't believe me if I told you, you just had to see it... God Bless Donald Trump!

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24249 EE 100% (170) USA	Posted: 4/7/2024 1:40:50 AM EDT [Last Edit: uxo2] [#1] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

DarkStar Joined Nov 2000 Posts 23650 EE 100% (29) MI, USA	Posted: 4/7/2024 7:17:40 AM EDT [#2]

LUZCANNON Joined Jan 2014 Posts 2740 EE 0% (0) MO, USA	Posted: 4/7/2024 7:59:37 AM EDT [#3] Quote History Originally Posted By Lonesome_Dave: You don't keep a pistol next to your toilet? I bet you don't have one in the shower either. Your funeral. View Quote you don't go to Valhalla when you get killed in the shitter 🫡

DarkStar Joined Nov 2000 Posts 23651 EE 100% (29) MI, USA	Posted: 4/7/2024 8:13:00 AM EDT [#4] SKYNET is here. Don't worry it's just for the people your government has dehumanized.... Where are my M.A.G.A Extremists at??? WAKE THE FUCK UP. https://t.co/MKuHqpALhG — Matt Baker (@slave_2_liberty) April 7, 2024

mPisi Asymptomatic Death Joined Jul 2001 Posts 10224 EE 100% (265) TX, USA	Posted: 4/7/2024 1:38:53 PM EDT [Last Edit: mPisi] [#5] Re: outsize, performative outrage about hot young women ~~having sex with~~ victimizing teenage boys They just don’t want to start giving kids ideas that it’s possible for older people to do something nice for them Harry Bergeron (@Tysenberg) April 7, 2024
	"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6 "On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

rpoL98 Member Joined Nov 2014 Posts 4384 EE 100% (3) USA	Posted: 4/7/2024 4:50:44 PM EDT [#6] \uD83D\uDEA8\uD83C\uDDF1\uD83C\uDDE7Lebanon hit by earthquake. It appears that the mossads operation to make an earthquake in Lebanon by mistake did it in Lebanon NEW JERSEY instead of the Lebanon near Israel… (Obviously this is satire) https://t.co/4fKZiDXSLY pic.twitter.com/Ox3qccKTH1 — NMH \uD83C\uDDEE\uD83C\uDDF1 (@NMHonX) April 5, 2024

TheOTHERmaninblack

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Posted: 4/7/2024 6:38:21 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By LUZCANNON:

you don't go to Valhalla when you get killed in the shitter

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Originally Posted By Lonesome_Dave:

You don't keep a pistol next to your toilet? I bet you don't have one in the shower either. Your funeral.

you don't go to Valhalla when you get killed in the shitter

When the wendigo that burst in through your bathroom window kills you after an hour long, hand to hand, pantsless battle, you're absolutely going to Valhalla. But keep a gun handy anyway.

History indicates that Conservative Americans only have three speeds: silence, peaceful protest rallies, and Total Industrialized Warfare. They excel at the latter.
---spartacus2002

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 39730 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 4/7/2024 6:45:10 PM EDT [#8] Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24251 EE 100% (170) USA	Posted: 4/7/2024 7:50:12 PM EDT [#9] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

DrywellDweller Member Joined Mar 2016 Posts 6387 EE 100% (107) NJ, USA	Posted: 4/7/2024 8:42:28 PM EDT [#10] Attached File

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24252 EE 100% (170) USA	Posted: 4/7/2024 11:06:15 PM EDT [#11] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24253 EE 100% (170) USA	Posted: 4/7/2024 11:06:54 PM EDT [#12] Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24254 EE 100% (170) USA	Posted: 4/7/2024 11:27:54 PM EDT [#13] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

mPisi

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Posted: 4/8/2024 3:41:16 AM EDT

[#14]

Turns out all you ever needed was an impossibly enormous reusable rocket. Logistics rules all. 70 years of paper missions spending 98% of their ink trying to cram 20 lbs of stuff into a 10 lb bag. All their insights irrelevant once we build a 10000 lb bag.

This trend applies… https://t.co/2481U4d2RN
— Casey Handmer, PhD (@CJHandmer) April 7, 2024

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GoGo SolidQuirks Monkey Joined Nov 2000 Posts 7255 EE 100% (62) MI, USA	Posted: 4/8/2024 4:53:11 AM EDT [#15] Attached File
	To err is human, to forgive was not SAC policy. NorCal call sign "Dystopia"

Oldgold Member Joined Feb 2016 Posts 31862 EE 100% (36) GA, USA	Posted: 4/8/2024 7:18:08 AM EDT [#16] This one hits close to home. Attached File
	17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

DarkStar Joined Nov 2000 Posts 23667 EE 100% (29) MI, USA	Posted: 4/8/2024 7:38:28 AM EDT [#17]

sq40 Polymath Joined Feb 2004 Posts 42235 EE 100% (10) WV, USA	Posted: 4/8/2024 10:29:56 AM EDT [#18] Attached File
	“There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy”.

Shinji_Ikari

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Posted: 4/8/2024 11:40:41 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot:
So I met this girl at the County Fair...
Before I even got her name, we're making out.
An hour later, we're going at it on the Ferris wheel.

She took me home to meet her momma that night.
Momma said, "You know, we named our sweet girl Nevaeh. It's 'heaven' spelled backwards."
I said, "Momma, you shoulda named her Tulsa."

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giantpune Joined Sep 2016 Posts 10939 EE 100% (21) GA, USA	Posted: 4/8/2024 12:36:05 PM EDT [#20]

MATTINFAIRBORN Member Joined Aug 2012 Posts 8481 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 4/8/2024 1:50:00 PM EDT [#21] Attached File

DrywellDweller Member Joined Mar 2016 Posts 6388 EE 100% (107) NJ, USA	Posted: 4/8/2024 1:57:19 PM EDT [#22] Attached File

Cycolac I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing. Joined Mar 2019 Posts 11191 EE 100% (17) USA	Posted: 4/8/2024 2:23:55 PM EDT [#23] Quote History Originally Posted By DrywellDweller: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/445620/Screen_Shot_2024-04-08_at_1_54_43_PM_png-3182179.JPG View Quote Attached File
	I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

DeltaV42

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Posted: 4/8/2024 2:42:56 PM EDT

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Well he (or the Democrats) "Fixed" the election...

Obo2 Member Joined Feb 2012 Posts 37296 EE 0% (0) SYC	Posted: 4/8/2024 2:49:41 PM EDT [#25] Quote History Originally Posted By shocktrp: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/48896/011_jpg-3179531.JPG View Quote or harleys are for fags

giantpune Joined Sep 2016 Posts 10941 EE 100% (21) GA, USA	Posted: 4/8/2024 3:06:04 PM EDT [#26]

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 27282 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 4/8/2024 6:10:18 PM EDT [#27] The View's Sunny Hostin suggests solar eclipse was caused by climate change \uD83E\uDD26??? pic.twitter.com/mUuMnX32Ol — Clown World ™ \uD83E\uDD21 (@ClownWorld_) April 8, 2024

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24255 EE 100% (170) USA	Posted: 4/8/2024 6:27:33 PM EDT [#28] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

ThePontificator Grumpy ARFCOM pizzaiolo Joined Jan 2009 Posts 34596 EE 100% (35) SC, USA	Posted: 4/8/2024 6:47:42 PM EDT [#29] Attached File
	When's the last time you ate a salad?

ThePontificator Grumpy ARFCOM pizzaiolo Joined Jan 2009 Posts 34597 EE 100% (35) SC, USA	Posted: 4/8/2024 6:48:10 PM EDT [#30] Attached File
	When's the last time you ate a salad?

ThePontificator Grumpy ARFCOM pizzaiolo Joined Jan 2009 Posts 34598 EE 100% (35) SC, USA	Posted: 4/8/2024 6:48:45 PM EDT [#31] Attached File
	When's the last time you ate a salad?

ThePontificator Grumpy ARFCOM pizzaiolo Joined Jan 2009 Posts 34599 EE 100% (35) SC, USA	Posted: 4/8/2024 6:49:43 PM EDT [#32] Attached File
	When's the last time you ate a salad?

ThePontificator Grumpy ARFCOM pizzaiolo Joined Jan 2009 Posts 34600 EE 100% (35) SC, USA	Posted: 4/8/2024 6:50:34 PM EDT [#33] Attached File
	When's the last time you ate a salad?

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24256 EE 100% (170) USA	Posted: 4/8/2024 6:51:26 PM EDT [#34] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

DrywellDweller Member Joined Mar 2016 Posts 6389 EE 100% (107) NJ, USA	Posted: 4/8/2024 7:43:50 PM EDT [#35] Attached File

MATTINFAIRBORN Member Joined Aug 2012 Posts 8483 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 4/8/2024 8:31:43 PM EDT [#36] The future is now, old man. Attached File

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24257 EE 100% (170) USA	Posted: 4/8/2024 8:45:17 PM EDT [#37] Attached File Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 27287 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 4/8/2024 8:55:55 PM EDT [#38] Illegal aliens and Border Patrol agents enjoying the solar eclipse together pic.twitter.com/d2uvDghXlG Kenny Webster (@KennethRWebster) April 8, 2024

Cojach Member Joined Mar 2006 Posts 1137 EE 100% (1) TX, USA	Posted: 4/8/2024 9:31:01 PM EDT [#39] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: Illegal aliens and Border Patrol agents enjoying the solar eclipse together pic.twitter.com/d2uvDghXlG Kenny Webster (@KennethRWebster) April 8, 2024 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GKrBmTKWIAApMog?format=jpg&name=small View Quote lol! ‘Ol Tomas Hilfiger is gonna see spots for a while.
	Former Operator. Yes, I ran the switchboard.

Jabroni45 Joined Jan 2021 Posts 996 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 4/8/2024 10:40:00 PM EDT [#40]

Photosarv

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Posted: 4/8/2024 10:44:01 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Cojach:

lol! ‘Ol Tomas Hilfiger is gonna see spots for a while.

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Originally Posted By RSG:

Illegal aliens and Border Patrol agents enjoying the solar eclipse together pic.twitter.com/d2uvDghXlG
Kenny Webster (@KennethRWebster) April 8, 2024

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GKrBmTKWIAApMog?format=jpg&name=small

lol! ‘Ol Tomas Hilfiger is gonna see spots for a while.

Plot twist, he was blind the whole time.

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 27289 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 4/9/2024 12:04:13 AM EDT [#42]

Cardplayer Black Labs Matter Joined Jan 2015 Posts 39201 EE 100% (85) ID, USA	Posted: 4/9/2024 12:52:54 AM EDT [#43]
	You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you’re capable of great violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful, you’re harmless. Selling dime bags of primers.

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24258 EE 100% (170) USA	Posted: 4/9/2024 1:07:05 AM EDT [#44] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24259 EE 100% (170) USA	Posted: 4/9/2024 1:07:48 AM EDT [#45] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24260 EE 100% (170) USA	Posted: 4/9/2024 1:08:24 AM EDT [#46] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24261 EE 100% (170) USA	Posted: 4/9/2024 1:08:54 AM EDT [#47] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24262 EE 100% (170) USA	Posted: 4/9/2024 1:09:21 AM EDT [#48] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24263 EE 100% (170) USA	Posted: 4/9/2024 1:09:52 AM EDT [#49] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24264 EE 100% (170) USA	Posted: 4/9/2024 1:10:20 AM EDT [#50] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

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