User Panel
Posted: 3/27/2021 10:11:56 AM EDT
Welcome to the "official" You Laugh You Lose (YLYL) thread. We are setting up an official thread because there have been problems with these threads in the past, in that people have posted jokes/memes that are too edgy. We totally understand that humor is subjective, and what might offend one person might be considered hilarious by another. Unfortunately, that means that we cannot tell you PRECISELY where the line is, because each joke is obviously different, and trying to come up with some explicit rule would result in a thousand rules and restrictions, and would STILL have a grey area and endless loopholes for barracks lawyers to try to weasel through in order to post as edgy a joke as possible. As a general rule, if your joke relies on racial stereotypes, or encourages violence, or is using topics like incest, harm against children or animals, genocide, etc. to be funny, then it's probably best to NOT post it. That's NOT an exhaustive list, but rather EXAMPLES of what may be over the line. As a potential rule of thumb, maybe ask yourself "would I be okay telling this joke at a family gathering?" or "would this joke be okay to send out in a work email?" - if you can definitely answer yes to those questions, then you are probably fine. (And again, this is not a rule - so please don't post a meme making a dark holocaust joke, and then defend it by saying you work at a crematorium and you and your colleagues make Jew/oven jokes all the time, so therefore it should be okay because you WOULD send this joke in a work email. Again, I am not describing a rule - I am giving an example). Ultimately, the mods/staff who oversee this thread will be following their best judgment. If they think something is "over the line" they will remove the image/joke from the thread, and they will remove the poster's ability to post in the thread. In other words, if you cross the line, you will receive a ban from the thread, and likely an account warning. (This is directly in response to members constantly telling us "Do not lock the thread - lock the violators"). This also means that the mods can definitely use your help. If you see a joke/meme that you think is over the line, please use the report button and let the mods know so they can clean it up and we can keep the thread going. Please DO NOT QUOTE a joke/meme if you think it might be over the line; doing so makes the job of the mods harder. In fact, if you see a questionable post, if you encourage your fellow member to go back and edit/delete it, it will save work for mods, and will potentially save your fellow member from being booted from the thread. This is an important point: the more you can help the mods, and the more you can police yourselves and members who might cross the line (accidentally or deliberately), the easier it will be for us to keep this thread open. Since humor is inherently subjective, you are going to have to trust the mods, if you are going to post in this thread. If you do not trust the mods to be fair, then you probably shouldn't post in the thread. I will be the Staffer overseeing this thread, and I will use my judgment (in consultation with mods and other Staff), and I will be checking it daily. The mods and I will be coordinating and communicating, to make sure we are as consistent as possible. If your goal is to share fun jokes, images and memes with others on the site, and have a good laugh, then we want you to post in this thread, and we thank you for contributing to the site. If your goal is to post dark or edgy jokes, or to try to discover EXACTLY where the line is, so you can tip-toe along it, or to try to push that line further out ... then we really prefer you refrain from posting in the thread. |
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LittlePony: I'm gay, not a faggot.
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Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
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Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
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Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
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Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
1(800)kbi 4cat
Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
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Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
Originally Posted By kbi: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/77256/FB_IMG_1711486848967_jpg-3170613.JPG View Quote .3 .2 .1 |
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“Halfway to a liberal is them getting their way.” Quiganomics
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Originally Posted By Surf: Originally Posted By kbi: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/77256/FB_IMG_1711486848967_jpg-3170613.JPG .3 .2 .1 Is that a count down? |
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Originally Posted By BobP: Is that a count down? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By BobP: Originally Posted By Surf: Originally Posted By kbi: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/77256/FB_IMG_1711486848967_jpg-3170613.JPG .3 .2 .1 Is that a count down? I think it’s Europe. It’s the Final Countdown |
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Originally Posted By kbi: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/77256/FB_IMG_1711486848967_jpg-3170613.JPG View Quote 2, 3, 1 |
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Tactical, hyper masculine, military style member.
USA
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"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
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God's grace is not cheap; it's free.
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Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo, they do call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.
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It's a strange, strange world we live in, Master Jack
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Originally Posted By HermanSnerd:
In reality, those two hot chicks that you just met that want you to come home with them for "a good time", are merely the bait for the huge guy hiding in the closet wearing a Batman suit. |
Tactical, hyper masculine, military style member.
USA
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Originally Posted By kbi: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/77256/FB_IMG_1711486848967_jpg-3170613.JPG View Quote Hmmm. I've not tried little people sex. This picture kind of makes me want to try little people sex. |
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I don't know how to refer to Biden's jawline.
Testichin or Chinsticles? |
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God's grace is not cheap; it's free.
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Originally Posted By Surf: .3 .2 .1 View Quote Originally Posted By Lawless_Flogic: 2, 3, 1 View Quote Originally Posted By Boom_Stick: Yep Still cant decide which forehead is best tho... View Quote Goddamn I found arfcoms weakness Plus you guys are gonna have tk fight Midcap or Skywarp2203 for those ladies |
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1(800)kbi 4cat
Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
1(800)kbi 4cat
Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
Originally Posted By kbi: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/77256/FB_IMG_1711486848967_jpg-3170613.JPG View Quote The girl on the right looks a lot like my high school GF....except she was 5'2". |
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Stuff I learned from A-Team: 1)Always pity da fool 2)Carry wire cutters (you may need to defuse a bomb or start a car) 3)Never trust a crazy fool 4)Carry grenade launcher/machine guns in the van 5)Know how to weld 6)Love It When A Plan Comes Together
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Evil Looking Cat Appears in Backyard | Hilarious Commentary |
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In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. Orwell
In the absence of orders, go kill something Evil. It's an act of faith , not reason. Have faith in God for life everlasting. |
Originally Posted By kbi: Goddamn I found arfcoms weakness Plus you guys are gonna have tk fight Midcap or Skywarp2203 for those ladies View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By kbi: Originally Posted By Surf: .3 .2 .1 Originally Posted By Lawless_Flogic: 2, 3, 1 Originally Posted By Boom_Stick: Yep Still cant decide which forehead is best tho... Goddamn I found arfcoms weakness Plus you guys are gonna have tk fight Midcap or Skywarp2203 for those ladies You guys can have those disfigured dwarf's with their pudgy sausage fingers,give me a proportionally figured midget... |
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Team Ranstad Camp Patriot Task Force Dagger Foundation Tennessee Squire A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. |
Executive Director, Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
NC, USA
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Originally Posted By 19ontheslide:Hmmm. I've not tried little people sex. This picture kind of makes me want to try little people sex. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By 19ontheslide: Originally Posted By kbi: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/77256/FB_IMG_1711486848967_jpg-3170613.JPG |
Get Wayne LaPierre out of the NRA. Don't give them another cent until he's gone.
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I wear a hat of QQ-A-1876
NRA CRSO NRA Pistol Instructor NRA Rifle Instructor 10MM is best MM |
Originally Posted By dmnoid77: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/151231/434578252_796688769160297_24642489977865-3170794.JPG View Quote |
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Originally Posted By Mikhail_86:
I'd let her shit on my chest and smoosh it with a tennis racket :) Id like to lay under a glass table and watch her squat and piss above me |
Originally Posted By mjohn3006: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/42361/IMG_2192-3171323.jpg View Quote Save as. Ha. Thank you |
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Esstac’s Retarded Social Media Influencer
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Kick Ass.
Take Names. Repeat As Necessary. |
Originally Posted By m1awolf: You guys can have those disfigured dwarf's with their pudgy sausage fingers,give me a proportionally figured midget... View Quote I was at a strip club in Houston one night and it was a bit empty. They had a midget stripper who was pretty hot. The guy at the next table kept trying to talk to me, he was wide eyed, jaw slack, amazed and telling me how beautiful she was, "I've never seen one so proportional! I'm gonna find out tonight!" He proceeded to get dance after dance before she took him to the VIP. Never saw him again. EDIT: Holy shit...there's a houstonmidgets.com. I don't see her on there though. |
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God's grace is not cheap; it's free.
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"Send lawyers, guns and money... the shit has hit the fan." -Warren Zevon
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Originally Posted By HermanSnerd:
In reality, those two hot chicks that you just met that want you to come home with them for "a good time", are merely the bait for the huge guy hiding in the closet wearing a Batman suit. |
Originally Posted By mr_camera_man: https://media.scored.co/post/Vz9D1zTNhclg.jpeg View Quote LOL |
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"Life is Hard, its Harder if You're Stupid" - John Wayne
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Aimless - The police academy ain't med school
Aimless - Crying on a Dwi arrest because there is a kid in the car is a sign of some underlying mental health issues. CallSign : Armbar |
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You don't learn to fight, your death's going to come real soon.
Then how come he's dead? He wanted it that way. |
Originally Posted By Thoughtcrime: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/42509/123_1_jpeg-3172188.JPG View Quote This man just put into words what everyone knows but couldn’t effectively articulate. |
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Originally Posted By triburst1:
I just assumed it was an FBI or ATF surveillance op. Now I'm worried that it might be site staff. |
Originally Posted By noob5000000: This man just put into words what everyone knows but couldn’t effectively articulate. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By noob5000000: Originally Posted By Thoughtcrime: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/42509/123_1_jpeg-3172188.JPG This man just put into words what everyone knows but couldn’t effectively articulate. I would've switched them, but it's probably hard to tell at a distance anyway. |
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Originally Posted By noob5000000: This man just put into words what everyone knows but couldn’t effectively articulate. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By noob5000000: Originally Posted By Thoughtcrime: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/42509/123_1_jpeg-3172188.JPG This man just put into words what everyone knows but couldn’t effectively articulate. Both bands suck |
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PROUD AMMOSEXUAL
Adam Calhoun: "You can’t hurt my feelings, I was born in the 80's" |
PROUD AMMOSEXUAL
Adam Calhoun: "You can’t hurt my feelings, I was born in the 80's" |
Originally Posted By mjohn3006: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/42361/IMG_2192-3171323.jpg View Quote |
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I'm not Retired, I'm a Professional Grandpa!
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Originally Posted By HermanSnerd:
In reality, those two hot chicks that you just met that want you to come home with them for "a good time", are merely the bait for the huge guy hiding in the closet wearing a Batman suit. |
Life is about choices.
If you make a mistake once, it's a mistake. You make the same mistake again, that's a choice. |
Life is about choices.
If you make a mistake once, it's a mistake. You make the same mistake again, that's a choice. |
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