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Posted: 3/27/2021 10:11:56 AM EDT
Welcome to the "official" You Laugh You Lose (YLYL) thread. We are setting up an official thread because there have been problems with these threads in the past, in that people have posted jokes/memes that are too edgy. We totally understand that humor is subjective, and what might offend one person might be considered hilarious by another. Unfortunately, that means that we cannot tell you PRECISELY where the line is, because each joke is obviously different, and trying to come up with some explicit rule would result in a thousand rules and restrictions, and would STILL have a grey area and endless loopholes for barracks lawyers to try to weasel through in order to post as edgy a joke as possible. As a general rule, if your joke relies on racial stereotypes, or encourages violence, or is using topics like incest, harm against children or animals, genocide, etc. to be funny, then it's probably best to NOT post it. That's NOT an exhaustive list, but rather EXAMPLES of what may be over the line. As a potential rule of thumb, maybe ask yourself "would I be okay telling this joke at a family gathering?" or "would this joke be okay to send out in a work email?" - if you can definitely answer yes to those questions, then you are probably fine. (And again, this is not a rule - so please don't post a meme making a dark holocaust joke, and then defend it by saying you work at a crematorium and you and your colleagues make Jew/oven jokes all the time, so therefore it should be okay because you WOULD send this joke in a work email. Again, I am not describing a rule - I am giving an example). Ultimately, the mods/staff who oversee this thread will be following their best judgment. If they think something is "over the line" they will remove the image/joke from the thread, and they will remove the poster's ability to post in the thread. In other words, if you cross the line, you will receive a ban from the thread, and likely an account warning. (This is directly in response to members constantly telling us "Do not lock the thread - lock the violators"). This also means that the mods can definitely use your help. If you see a joke/meme that you think is over the line, please use the report button and let the mods know so they can clean it up and we can keep the thread going. Please DO NOT QUOTE a joke/meme if you think it might be over the line; doing so makes the job of the mods harder. In fact, if you see a questionable post, if you encourage your fellow member to go back and edit/delete it, it will save work for mods, and will potentially save your fellow member from being booted from the thread. This is an important point: the more you can help the mods, and the more you can police yourselves and members who might cross the line (accidentally or deliberately), the easier it will be for us to keep this thread open. Since humor is inherently subjective, you are going to have to trust the mods, if you are going to post in this thread. If you do not trust the mods to be fair, then you probably shouldn't post in the thread. I will be the Staffer overseeing this thread, and I will use my judgment (in consultation with mods and other Staff), and I will be checking it daily. The mods and I will be coordinating and communicating, to make sure we are as consistent as possible. If your goal is to share fun jokes, images and memes with others on the site, and have a good laugh, then we want you to post in this thread, and we thank you for contributing to the site. If your goal is to post dark or edgy jokes, or to try to discover EXACTLY where the line is, so you can tip-toe along it, or to try to push that line further out ... then we really prefer you refrain from posting in the thread. |
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LittlePony: I'm gay, not a faggot.
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Originally Posted By kallnojoy: One... View Quote Originally Posted By Brisk: Two-WHOOOO! View Quote Originally Posted By Jkees: Ah - Three. View Quote |
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We'll figure something out.
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And 688 passes silently by without notice…
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an event "of this type and magnitude allows for the termination of all rules, regulations, and articles, even those found in the Constitution,"
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Life is about choices.
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Originally Posted By d16man: Originally Posted By kallnojoy: One... Originally Posted By Brisk: Two-WHOOOO! Originally Posted By Jkees: Ah - Three. I was probably 9 or 10 years old and had seen this commercial many times. Everyone knew the Mr. Owl commercial. One very hot summer day, when it was too hot to move, I decided to test it. I came up with about 750 licks. Even then I realized there would be a different count depending on if the licks were all in one location to expose the tiniest part of the center, or did you have to lick around the entire pop to expose the center for easy eating. From Bing copilot: Over the years, this question has sparked curiosity and inspired countless experiments. Let’s explore some of the findings: Mr. Owl’s Wisdom: In the iconic Tootsie Pop commercial, Mr. Owl attempted to answer this question. His response? “The world may never know.” 🌎 But we’re not satisfied with that, are we? Scientific Endeavors: Scientists at New York University took a mathematical approach. They concluded that it takes approximately 1,000 licks to dissolve the outer candy shell and reveal the chewy Tootsie Roll inside. Their study focused on how materials dissolve within a fluid flow (like saliva dissolving hard candy) 1. They didn’t literally count licks (because resisting the urge to bite into a Tootsie Pop is tough!), but their model provided an estimate. Other Lick Counts: A Purdue University experiment averaged 364 licks to reach the center 2. Students at Bellarmine University found that an orange Tootsie Pop takes an average of 148 licks, while a grape pop averages 198 licks 1. Even junior high students at Swarthmore School reported an average of 144 licks 3. Tootsie Roll Industries’ Mystery: Tootsie Roll Industries might have been right all along when they declared that the true answer remains elusive. So, the next time you encounter a Tootsie Pop, feel free to embark on your own licking adventure. Just remember: the world may never know! 🌟 |
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Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/46582/439053719_743808771171294_76261432463655-3196284.jpg https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/46582/439318374_1222334275787443_6424481882931-3196285.jpg View Quote As the proud new owner of sous vide machine, I can relate. |
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Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/46582/439053719_743808771171294_76261432463655-3196284.jpg View Quote That is utter fucking brilliance. Ya know I think I paid about 70 or 80 bucks for my HF benchtop drill press, you can't even buy a fucking bowl for my wife's Kitchenaid for that much. |
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Life is about choices.
If you make a mistake once, it's a mistake. You make the same mistake again, that's a choice. |
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q3131: I can enjoy necrobeastialexhibitionism as much as the next guy, but homonecrobestailexhibitionism is just plain sick.
Tomislav:If you truly love something, you need to shoot it, then set it on fire. (And then post pics!) كا |
Originally Posted By redoubt: https://i.imgur.com/hdLSO1z.jpeg View Quote |
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"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
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Originally Posted By Dragynn: That is utter fucking brilliance. Ya know I think I paid about 70 or 80 bucks for my HF benchtop drill press, you can't even buy a fucking bowl for my wife's Kitchenaid for that much. View Quote |
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Can't believe I actually said "scrotum lady" out loud. - Agent Funky
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Originally Posted By Boom_Stick: Your hair looks amazing today! Can I feel it?? View Quote Death Wish, 2024 |
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A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!
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A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!
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Originally Posted By R2point0: Given that that's a nuclear power plant control room, the caption is...disquieting. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By R2point0: Originally Posted By redoubt: https://i.imgur.com/hdLSO1z.jpeg Uh... |
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It doesn't matter if she's imaginary. The thiccness exists in our hearts.
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Kick Ass.
Take Names. Repeat As Necessary. |
The cost of treason isn't paid in Dollars.
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Originally Posted By redoubt: https://i.imgur.com/hdLSO1z.jpeg View Quote Originally Posted By CajunMojo: Not great. Not terrible. View Quote |
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<**Me:**> I just spent 95% of my paycheck on LaRue stuff, within 30 minutes of getting paid. < **mfingar:**> For what it's worth, Dillo Dust is great on Ramen.
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Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
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Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
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Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
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Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
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I think one of the major problems with America today is not enough families sit down to a big plate of squirrels momma just fried up.
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Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
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Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
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Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
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Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
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Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
Originally Posted By kbi: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/77256/FB_IMG_1714033302657_jpg-3197451.JPG View Quote God I hate philly. |
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It doesn't matter if she's imaginary. The thiccness exists in our hearts.
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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: God I hate philly. View Quote I too hate Philly. In fact i think everyone hated Philly except for Philly. Bill Burr - The Philadelphia Incident (Better Audio) |
Make Occam's Razor Great Again
It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards. |
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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: God I hate philly. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By kbi: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/77256/FB_IMG_1714033302657_jpg-3197451.JPG God I hate philly. Eagles fans... |
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The cost of treason isn't paid in Dollars.
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Originally Posted By Make_Mine_Moxie: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/314713/5961132527225581120_png-3197530.JPG View Quote But, Juggalos? I feel sort of dirty. |
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"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
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Originally Posted By kbi: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/77256/FB_IMG_1713668710391_jpg-3197169.JPG View Quote There is a printout of that hanging at my actual DMV |
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"The Freedoms and Liberties you have exercised and enjoyed all these years were not given, but were secured by blood. Once given away, it will take blood once again to re-secure them." -Rob Schneider
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"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
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Originally Posted By R2point0: I'm torn on this one. Yay for getting one over on the surveillance state. But, Juggalos? I feel sort of dirty. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By R2point0: Originally Posted By Make_Mine_Moxie: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/314713/5961132527225581120_png-3197530.JPG But, Juggalos? I feel sort of dirty. Many forms of clown makeup would probably work. I guess if we're gonna live in clown world, might as well look the part? |
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View Quote Is this an actual thing? I have a friend who is a Philly sports fan and a comic book fan and a Star Trek fan. Please let this be real..... |
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We'll figure something out.
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Originally Posted By kbi: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/77256/FB_IMG_1713989923811_jpg-3197160.JPG View Quote |
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Prov 11:9 An hypocrite with his mouth destroyeth his neighbour: but through knowledge shall the just be delivered.
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cops blast knife wielding drug zombie.
hilarious play by play of the situation by a group of cholas.
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Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023
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Make Occam's Razor Great Again
It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards. |
Tactical, hyper masculine, military style member.
USA
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