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Posted: 7/30/2021 1:39:39 PM EDT
 Happy Friday everybody. Don't forget to take a break from the deluge of doom to smile and have a good weekend. Hug your sexytime person, pet your dog, get drunk, draw a picture of your cat. Feel free to post in this thread: family weekend plans, pet pictures, shitposts, unbridled THOTery. Cars. Thots driving cars... cats driving cars. Just hang out and smile. GD is a trainwreck these days, but I am here to help! 
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Posted: 3/20/2024 11:16:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By doc_Zox: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/3097/ED2F5C2B-E02D-479B-9D2A-A214DC35DA19-3164245.jpg I bet we could sell a few of these in the DMV That's awesome. |
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Posted: 3/20/2024 11:16:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/20/2024 12:58:05 PM EDT
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Well which the fuck is it??
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Posted: 3/20/2024 1:04:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/20/2024 1:12:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By doc_Zox: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/3097/FE53228F-33A4-4CB9-B66E-EDDD604986A9-3164309.jpgGood point! Buck Turgidson rules!! |
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Posted: 3/20/2024 1:14:53 PM EDT
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Protip.
When learning letters with your 5 year old. Do not say Ok after they get em right. Every single letter will become the letter K and you will become extraordinarily frustrated. |
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Posted: 3/20/2024 1:15:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By dragoontwo: The wife and I are DILDOs. https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/Tennessee-pushes-forward-with-bill-to-ban-service-animals-from-restaurants/5-2711432/#i108224506 I LOVE that term. 
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Posted: 3/20/2024 1:57:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: I LOVE that term. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By dragoontwo: The wife and I are DILDOs. https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/Tennessee-pushes-forward-with-bill-to-ban-service-animals-from-restaurants/5-2711432/#i108224506 I LOVE that term. I guess I need to buy a sticker or something....I'm looking forward to telling my wife she's a DILDO  
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Posted: 3/20/2024 1:58:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: I guess I need to buy a sticker or something....I'm looking forward to telling my wife she's a DILDO https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/397309/IMG_1035_JPG-2117562.jpg Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By dragoontwo: The wife and I are DILDOs. https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/Tennessee-pushes-forward-with-bill-to-ban-service-animals-from-restaurants/5-2711432/#i108224506 I LOVE that term. I guess I need to buy a sticker or something....I'm looking forward to telling my wife she's a DILDO https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/397309/IMG_1035_JPG-2117562.jpg It's works for ANY dog too! Dual income LARGE dog owner. |
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Posted: 3/20/2024 2:11:14 PM EDT
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 Black and Tan Lives Matter |
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Posted: 3/20/2024 2:15:46 PM EDT
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We am all dildos.
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Posted: 3/20/2024 2:40:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/20/2024 2:44:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By doc_Zox: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/3097/FCF6F399-A820-46DE-B283-A431AD86FF3E-3164515.png Nice |
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Posted: 3/20/2024 3:16:29 PM EDT
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 Sunbeams are my dogs kryptonite He absolutely cannot stand them and will ignore everything else. |
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Posted: 3/20/2024 3:20:41 PM EDT
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My left leg decided to stage a revolt and be gay.
Weekend before last while cutting wood, got my feet tangled up in brush and tripped a little, nothing major. That night my knee hurt a bit....not being gay, I ignored it and pushed on. Fast forward a few days and the knee stops hurting but my calf starts swelling up....AHHH. Calf swells to the point it feels like it's going to split in two....so I accept being slightly gay and go to the doctor. He's worried my calf is so gay it scared of blood and I've got a clot.....so off to the hospital for an ultrasound....AHHH No bloodclot, so off to an ortho doc yesterday for an MRI. Turns out I have a torn meniscus and a torn calf muscle....  TLDR: My left leg is so gay it would rather destroy itself than do manly lumberjack shit. I'm pretty sure the only logical answer is to amputate the gay from my body before it spreads.
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Posted: 3/20/2024 3:25:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: My left leg decided to stage a revolt and be gay. Weekend before last while cutting wood, got my feet tangled up in brush and tripped a little, nothing major. That night my knee hurt a bit....not being gay, I ignored it and pushed on. Fast forward a few days and the knee stops hurting but my calf starts swelling up....AHHH. Calf swells to the point it feels like it's going to split in two....so I accept being slightly gay and go to the doctor. He's worried my calf is so gay it scared of blood and I've got a clot.....so off to the hospital for an ultrasound....AHHH No bloodclot, so off to an ortho doc yesterday for an MRI. Turns out I have a torn meniscus and a torn calf muscle.... TLDR: My left leg is so gay it would rather destroy itself than do manly lumberjack shit. I'm pretty sure the only logical answer is to amputate the gay from my body before it spreads. Last time I ignored something like that, I wound up doing more damage after the initial injury. If I screw it up again, a joint replacement would be the fix. Going to the doctor is not homosexual activity. |
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Posted: 3/20/2024 3:45:47 PM EDT
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Unless your doctor is gay
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Posted: 3/20/2024 3:57:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By zach_: Last time I ignored something like that, I wound up doing more damage after the initial injury. If I screw it up again, a joint replacement would be the fix. Going to the doctor is not homosexual activity. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By zach_: Originally Posted By fox2008: My left leg decided to stage a revolt and be gay. Weekend before last while cutting wood, got my feet tangled up in brush and tripped a little, nothing major. That night my knee hurt a bit....not being gay, I ignored it and pushed on. Fast forward a few days and the knee stops hurting but my calf starts swelling up....AHHH. Calf swells to the point it feels like it's going to split in two....so I accept being slightly gay and go to the doctor. He's worried my calf is so gay it scared of blood and I've got a clot.....so off to the hospital for an ultrasound....AHHH No bloodclot, so off to an ortho doc yesterday for an MRI. Turns out I have a torn meniscus and a torn calf muscle.... TLDR: My left leg is so gay it would rather destroy itself than do manly lumberjack shit. I'm pretty sure the only logical answer is to amputate the gay from my body before it spreads. Last time I ignored something like that, I wound up doing more damage after the initial injury. If I screw it up again, a joint replacement would be the fix. Going to the doctor is not homosexual activity. Brother.....you might want to sit down for this.....it sounds like you've been infected with the gay. In all seriousness, I wasn't so pissed at going to the doctor.....more that I had to because I tripped a little bit. This was the first time I've had a torn muscle like this.....0/10 would not recommend. |
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Posted: 3/20/2024 5:49:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By dragoontwo: We am all dildos. |
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Posted: 3/20/2024 6:42:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fox2008: My left leg decided to stage a revolt and be gay. Weekend before last while cutting wood, got my feet tangled up in brush and tripped a little, nothing major. That night my knee hurt a bit....not being gay, I ignored it and pushed on. Fast forward a few days and the knee stops hurting but my calf starts swelling up....AHHH. Calf swells to the point it feels like it's going to split in two....so I accept being slightly gay and go to the doctor. He's worried my calf is so gay it scared of blood and I've got a clot.....so off to the hospital for an ultrasound....AHHH No bloodclot, so off to an ortho doc yesterday for an MRI. Turns out I have a torn meniscus and a torn calf muscle.... TLDR: My left leg is so gay it would rather destroy itself than do manly lumberjack shit. I'm pretty sure the only logical answer is to amputate the gay from my body before it spreads. |
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Posted: 3/20/2024 6:49:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TxLawDog: That story has a lot of gay in it which also means that you have a lot of gay in you. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TxLawDog: Originally Posted By fox2008: My left leg decided to stage a revolt and be gay. Weekend before last while cutting wood, got my feet tangled up in brush and tripped a little, nothing major. That night my knee hurt a bit....not being gay, I ignored it and pushed on. Fast forward a few days and the knee stops hurting but my calf starts swelling up....AHHH. Calf swells to the point it feels like it's going to split in two....so I accept being slightly gay and go to the doctor. He's worried my calf is so gay it scared of blood and I've got a clot.....so off to the hospital for an ultrasound....AHHH No bloodclot, so off to an ortho doc yesterday for an MRI. Turns out I have a torn meniscus and a torn calf muscle.... TLDR: My left leg is so gay it would rather destroy itself than do manly lumberjack shit. I'm pretty sure the only logical answer is to amputate the gay from my body before it spreads. Not anymore…..I mean, NO I DON’T!!! |
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Posted: 3/20/2024 6:50:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By beitodesstrafe: FRESH Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By Skywarp2203: https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/9F6sWlZ76Gcy77C7LbYXIkh95K0/fit-in/2048xorig/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2020/03/13/841/n/1922195/501260385e6bdadf41c740.98048602_/i/hostess-iced-lattes-taste-like-twinkies-honey-buns.jpg Twinkie and Ding Dong flavors were good. FRESH 
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Posted: 3/20/2024 6:51:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By dragoontwo: The wife and I are DILDOs. https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/Tennessee-pushes-forward-with-bill-to-ban-service-animals-from-restaurants/5-2711432/#i108224506
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Posted: 3/20/2024 6:54:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/20/2024 6:55:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/20/2024 6:58:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/20/2024 6:59:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/20/2024 6:59:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/20/2024 6:59:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/20/2024 7:01:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By OverScoped: I don't have pets What is Single income Two kids Two parakeets (grandma's idea) And a dozen or so fish in the outside pond? (I don't want a dog of any size, and our cat broke my heart when he died and I don't want that again - and Briskette has developed a cat allergy since then.) (I despise little yappy dustmop dogs.) |
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Posted: 3/20/2024 7:07:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Skywarp2203: https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/24627/86329116.jpg You've never met Briskette's sister. I don't know what woman might tempt me, but it's not her. |
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Posted: 3/20/2024 8:40:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Brisk: You've never met Briskette's sister. I don't know what woman might tempt me, but it's not her. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Brisk: Originally Posted By Skywarp2203: https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/24627/86329116.jpg You've never met Briskette's sister. I don't know what woman might tempt me, but it's not her. Ha |
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Posted: 3/20/2024 8:47:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/20/2024 8:50:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/20/2024 8:50:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/20/2024 9:01:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/219476/20210205_112334-3164561.jpg Sunbeams are my dogs kryptonite He absolutely cannot stand them and will ignore everything else. Based shepherd |
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Posted: 3/20/2024 9:03:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/20/2024 9:03:40 PM EDT
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