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Posted: 8/21/2004 1:43:34 PM EDT
Gentlemen,
I have scoured the AR15 files and have compiled a complete list of all of the requirements for a proper dinner pic. Dinner Pic List · Meat Pork Roast--check · Potato Item Mashed--check · Tape Measure Stanley--check · Stapler Bostich--check · Flashlight Surefire, with filter--check · Fixed Blade Knife Randall Number One--check · Folding Knife Microtech Amphibian · Multi Tool Leatherman Wave--check · Long Gun (AR derivative) Bushy--check · Main Handgun Springfield Defender by Ted Yost--check · Backup (Small) handgun Beretta, suppressed--check · Spare Mags Mil Spec and Wilson--check · Cloth Napkin check · Hot babe (in bikini) Mrs. Slash-5--super check · Hearing Protection check · Alcohol (opened and poured) Bottle of very good red--check · Glass check · Watch Omega Seamaster--check · Reading material Atlas Shrugged--check · Fork on left--check · Knife on right--check · Duct tape tactical black--check · 9 of clubs playing card from the US deck of wanted Iraqis--check · Place mat--check · Holster Blade Tech--check · Mag pouch Blade Tech--check Dinner Pic No-No’s: · Not opening alcohol Opened (with frog sealer to keep fresh)--check · Taking a bite out of meal before pic--check · Fast food (unless it is in the restaurant)--check · Chicken is not meat--check · Alcohol not poured in a glass--check · Napkin not folded--check · Empty mags, and/or weapons--check · No grape soda--check · Using reading material that has been in the bathroom--check · Fork on right/knife on left--check · No diet (gay) soda--check · No Lite beer--check · No salad--check · No mismatched utensils--check · No Garnish (gay)--check Note: Some will say that a stapler is only for breakfast. This is not true. It is for your first meal of the day. This was my first meal, so I submit that all requirements have been met, however obscure. Also, there will be those who say that the alcohol must be beer. Not so. It can be any type of alcohol so long as it is not a gay mixed drink. I carried this bottle of wine back from Italy just for this occasion, so I humbly ask that YOUR personal tastes be overlooked and the submitted pic is graded in the spirit of the contest. I humbly submit my picture for your perusal:  Closeup of the gear...  |
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Posted: 8/21/2004 1:44:34 PM EDT
[#1]
red X
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Posted: 8/21/2004 1:48:43 PM EDT
[#2]
in THIS thread, that red x was so anti-climactic.
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Posted: 8/21/2004 1:48:57 PM EDT
[#3]
Magnificent red X, best I've seen! 9.7
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Posted: 8/21/2004 1:49:28 PM EDT
[#4]
Very anti-climatic.
This ought to be tacked. |
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Posted: 8/21/2004 1:51:44 PM EDT
[#5]
Workin on it...give me a minute!
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Posted: 8/21/2004 1:52:09 PM EDT
[#6]
 Best damn dinner pic yet!!! |
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Posted: 8/21/2004 1:52:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/21/2004 1:53:29 PM EDT
[#8]
Fixed.
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Posted: 8/21/2004 1:54:11 PM EDT
[#9]
Is the babe desert?
yum, great dinner pic! Thanks! |
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Posted: 8/21/2004 1:55:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/21/2004 1:57:27 PM EDT
[#11]
Thanks!!!
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:00:33 PM EDT
[#12]
I'll give it an eleven. Extra points were gained my Mrs. Slash-5.
Damn fine job. |
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:00:40 PM EDT
[#13]
Wow...
9.5 from the Hoosier judge.... |
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:02:09 PM EDT
[#14]
I give that a gawdammed 10.
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:02:16 PM EDT
[#15]
BRAVO!!!!
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:02:49 PM EDT
[#16]
Nice bikini, but what is she doing out of the kitchen? |
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:03:02 PM EDT
[#17]
You have to justify the lack of a "10", I met ALL requirements! |
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:03:25 PM EDT
[#18]
Let's see a dessert pic.
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:03:44 PM EDT
[#19]
Yummmmaaaaaaaay!!!
Oh, wait a minute... You mean there's food & guns in that picture? I didn't see any... But the hotti-tottie in the bikini sure looks good to this poor college boy.
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:03:45 PM EDT
[#20]
Delivering the food. |
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:04:14 PM EDT
[#21]
I give the pic a 10
Hey wait i just noticed there is firearms and food in the pic too  |
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:04:40 PM EDT
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I don’t know about the rest of you guys but I would push all that shit on the table to the side and go strait for desert.
Purty. I think you win. I dout any one can top that. |
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:05:19 PM EDT
[#23]
That is the best pic today...much better than the sandwich i had for dinner...what the hell was I thinking, I put all my guns away and THEN ate....man did I screw up!
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:05:27 PM EDT
[#24]
I'll give it a +10 for the extremely beautiful wife. Congrats!
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:05:33 PM EDT
[#25]
I can see that PIE is for desert
 looks good to me lets eat out, Oh I mean eat
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:06:45 PM EDT
[#26]
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
TEN Balming |
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:08:30 PM EDT
[#27]
YUMMMMMYYYYYYYYY, now I am HUNGRY......
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:10:13 PM EDT
[#28]
Now that the picture is up, I stand by my earlier 9.7! The Coleman box attached to Mrs Slash-5's bikini bottoms kinda clutters the pic up a bit!
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:10:21 PM EDT
[#29]
Jesus H Christ. THAT is you wife?!?!
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:11:08 PM EDT
[#30]
I give it a 9 if its your girl friend.......perfect 10 if thats your wife.
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:13:11 PM EDT
[#31]
You misspelled "perusal"
9.8 edit: 10 for fixing it. |
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:14:25 PM EDT
[#32]
Perhaps the best dinner pic I've ever seen.
10 |
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:14:49 PM EDT
[#33]
OUT EFFIN STANDING! The meal pic aint bad either.
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:14:54 PM EDT
[#34]
That would be the wife, I'll take the "10". 
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:15:19 PM EDT
[#35]
FNA thats got to be a ten++
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:16:42 PM EDT
[#36]
Fixed. |
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:17:17 PM EDT
[#37]
Out-fekkin-standing.
perfect 10 - BUCC_Guy |
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:18:25 PM EDT
[#38]
Wow! The dinner picture by which all others are judged. That's a solid 10 in my book.
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:21:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:23:26 PM EDT
[#40]
is she the appetizer or dessert??
9.5 until clarification? |
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:24:09 PM EDT
[#41]
Ok slash get off this thread now and go pull a string or two
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:24:49 PM EDT
[#42]
Dessert. Everyone knows pie is for dessert.... 
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:26:03 PM EDT
[#43]
I took care of that before I posted this. Thank you for your concern, though. 
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:36:08 PM EDT
[#44]
How much did you have to promise your wife to get her in the pic?
She's beautiful, but she does not look at all happy for some reason. Kharn |
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:36:17 PM EDT
[#45]
Why does your wine bottle have a funny looking condom on it, Hmmmmm?
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:37:02 PM EDT
[#46]
No comment.
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:39:42 PM EDT
[#47]
I think the guantlet has been thrown down!
#600 !!! |
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:40:14 PM EDT
[#48]
Well done.
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:41:11 PM EDT
[#49]
It is but one of a few pics...she is smiling in the others.
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Posted: 8/21/2004 2:42:10 PM EDT
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It's a frog wine bottle cap because someone was taking a while to get ready.
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