Official Where the Hell is my On Patrol Live Thread 4/19/24 Edition

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BillyDBerger A Man's Home Trailer is his White Castle! Joined Oct 2006 Posts 43101 EE 100% (159) FL, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 7:34:36 PM EDT @theskuh @Chukar @Gunslinger808 @medicdubs @Timco @sel366
	Sweet baby Jesus on fire. Gonna need a damn lawyer and a miracle to pull my ass outta this.

firemedic5586 Space Shuttle Belly Gunner Joined Feb 2008 Posts 11848 EE 0% (0) MN, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 9:55:50 PM EDT [#1] Attached File
	There comes a time when you look into the mirror and realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. Then you accept it, kill yourself, or you stop looking into mirrors.

HandtoHandWombat Member Joined Jun 2017 Posts 2928 EE 0% (0) KY, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 9:55:51 PM EDT [#2] Did I see a flame kick out of the bike exhaust there?

M4ger •©°®• Joined Jun 2014 Posts 73442 EE 100% (200) USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 9:55:58 PM EDT [#3] Quote History Originally Posted By firemedic5586: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/148425/438060176_1005163651165861_1957881597166-3192776.JPG View Quote Attached File
	Let's get after it. For the glory of the empire, so say we all.

Paul Self aware sack of staff star stuff (retired) Joined Nov 2000 Posts 184854 EE 100% (4) MI, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 9:56:05 PM EDT [#4] Quote History Originally Posted By firemedic5586: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/148425/437375460_7409728145777952_4642774868303-3192785.JPG View Quote Yes!
	Celebrating the remains of the Second Amendment one Fine Firearm at a Time.

firemedic5586 Space Shuttle Belly Gunner Joined Feb 2008 Posts 11849 EE 0% (0) MN, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 9:56:05 PM EDT [#5] Attached File
	There comes a time when you look into the mirror and realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. Then you accept it, kill yourself, or you stop looking into mirrors.

M4ger •©°®• Joined Jun 2014 Posts 73443 EE 100% (200) USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 9:56:09 PM EDT [#6] poooooooooooooooooph
	Let's get after it. For the glory of the empire, so say we all.

Surf Member Joined Dec 2004 Posts 18480 EE 100% (31) NH, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 9:56:12 PM EDT [#7] Next on Sons of Richland Anarchy.
	“Halfway to a liberal is them getting their way.” Quiganomics

TxM35A2 Member Joined Apr 2020 Posts 4493 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 9:56:22 PM EDT [#8] Pooph bitches
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Tweek =O\|\|\|\|\|\|\|O= Joined Dec 2005 Posts 13369 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 9:56:23 PM EDT [#9] Bitches! Pooph!

MrHold Member Joined Oct 2002 Posts 21952 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 9:56:25 PM EDT [#10] POOPH Bithches
	The difficult we can do immediately The impossible takes a little longer

Mariner82 Underway is the ONLY way Joined Jan 2013 Posts 45687 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 9:56:28 PM EDT [#11] Pooph! (bitches)
	You must hate a Democrat as you would the Devil. Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in pursuit of justice is no virtue. NorCal_LEO-assigned callsign Bulkhead

Manchu65 Insert funny line here Joined Jan 2013 Posts 10099 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 9:56:30 PM EDT [#12] Quote History Originally Posted By firemedic5586: So what is everyone else eating while watching OPL tonight? https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/148425/439417284_10163653664447907_464747853143-3192784.JPG View Quote You sir. Are a slob.
	The flow of memes cannot be stopped

Paul Self aware sack of staff star stuff (retired) Joined Nov 2000 Posts 184855 EE 100% (4) MI, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 9:56:42 PM EDT [#13] Quote History Originally Posted By firemedic5586: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/148425/438877707_7201180770008264_8793886968135-3192786.JPG View Quote
	Celebrating the remains of the Second Amendment one Fine Firearm at a Time.

M4ger •©°®• Joined Jun 2014 Posts 73444 EE 100% (200) USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 9:56:43 PM EDT [#14] Quote History Originally Posted By firemedic5586: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/148425/438862372_10159572768292294_832674943770-3192778.JPG View Quote Attached File
	Let's get after it. For the glory of the empire, so say we all.

Hobs98 Member Joined Jan 2014 Posts 12484 EE 100% (1) MS, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 9:56:47 PM EDT [#15] Pooph bitches

TLF Am I saying meow? Joined Jul 2006 Posts 58387 EE 100% (2) TX, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 9:56:48 PM EDT [#16] Quote History Originally Posted By firemedic5586: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/148425/436467716_10225222609407409_915978181737-3192791.JPG View Quote 2, 3, 1
	“An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." - Lt.Col. Jeff Cooper It's not rocket science, but it's close! Cheesecake OG. Cold War 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. Foreign War 1.

Paul Self aware sack of staff star stuff (retired) Joined Nov 2000 Posts 184856 EE 100% (4) MI, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 9:57:07 PM EDT [#17] POOOOOOOPH! (bitches)
	Celebrating the remains of the Second Amendment one Fine Firearm at a Time.

MitchbSC Ate a lot of paint chips as a kid Joined Jul 2002 Posts 24284 EE 0% (0) SC, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 9:57:22 PM EDT [#18] Pooph! bitches.
	"If you have authentic memories, you have real human responses." - Dr. Ana Stelline, Blade Runner 2049 (2017) "What I thought was gonna be the death of me was my saving grace." - Luke Combs, "When It Rains It Pours"

firemedic5586 Space Shuttle Belly Gunner Joined Feb 2008 Posts 11850 EE 0% (0) MN, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 9:57:36 PM EDT [#19] Quote History Originally Posted By M4ger: poooooooooooooooooph View Quote BITCHES
	There comes a time when you look into the mirror and realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. Then you accept it, kill yourself, or you stop looking into mirrors.

Pokernut

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Posted: 4/19/2024 9:57:38 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By BillyDBerger:

I ate a steering wheel with my chest in a hummer. Ouch. Broken seat belt. Would not recommend. Thank god for Armor plates.

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Originally Posted By Pokernut:
Put your seat belt on that badge aint going to keep you from eating that steering wheel.

I ate a steering wheel with my chest in a hummer. Ouch. Broken seat belt. Would not recommend. Thank god for Armor plates.

I have never wrecked anything hard enough I couldn't drive away from. The good lord knows I tried. I learned to drive on a 70 4-4-2 with a built 455. It is a miracle I am still alive.

edit glad you are still with us.

HandtoHandWombat

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Posted: 4/19/2024 9:57:39 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Pokernut:
We took a long weekend in Milwaukee WI at the Indian casino. The entrance ramp the GPS said to take was closed. I told her to just drive east. She was like what? Towards the big ass lake darling. I took her straight to the interstate.

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Originally Posted By Pokernut:

Originally Posted By HandtoHandWombat:
Would direction of travel even matter? I've never known a woman to know what direction she was going

We took a long weekend in Milwaukee WI at the Indian casino. The entrance ramp the GPS said to take was closed. I told her to just drive east. She was like what? Towards the big ass lake darling. I took her straight to the interstate.

My wife gets so mad when I start using compass directions when she's driving. Half the time I get an "okay copernicus, what buildings and stuff am I looking for?"

HandtoHandWombat Member Joined Jun 2017 Posts 2930 EE 0% (0) KY, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 9:58:34 PM EDT [#22] POOPH BITCHES

firemedic5586

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Posted: 4/19/2024 9:58:37 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Manchu65:

You sir. Are a slob.

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Originally Posted By firemedic5586:
So what is everyone else eating while watching OPL tonight?

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/148425/439417284_10163653664447907_464747853143-3192784.JPG

You sir. Are a slob.

NASTY FEET..

I thought that was an ARFCOM fetish...

There comes a time when you look into the mirror and realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. Then you accept it, kill yourself, or you stop looking into mirrors.

M4ger

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Posted: 4/19/2024 9:58:52 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By BillyDBerger:

They dont forbid it but I work solo most of the time.

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Originally Posted By BillyDBerger:

Originally Posted By M4ger:

What do your general orders say?

They dont forbid it but I work solo most of the time.

I would wear whatever made my feet comfortable.

Let's get after it.
For the glory of the empire, so say we all.

DrPerceptron Doctor of Freudian Circuit Analysis Joined Nov 2018 Posts 3978 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 9:58:53 PM EDT [#25] POOPH!
	Now stop, hammer time.

Paul

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Posted: 4/19/2024 9:59:39 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By firemedic5586:
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I love these vertical memes where I have to scroll my screen down. I read the top sentence and see her head and go ON NO. And have to keep scrolling down and down. I re-read the lead sentence again and scroll and scroll until BINGO. Pay off and

Celebrating the remains of the Second Amendment one Fine Firearm at a Time.

HandtoHandWombat

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Posted: 4/19/2024 9:59:59 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By firemedic5586:

NASTY FEET..

I thought that was an ARFCOM fetish...

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Originally Posted By firemedic5586:

Originally Posted By Manchu65:

Originally Posted By firemedic5586:
So what is everyone else eating while watching OPL tonight?

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/148425/439417284_10163653664447907_464747853143-3192784.JPG

You sir. Are a slob.

NASTY FEET..

I thought that was an ARFCOM fetish...

Ignore him, he's probably one of those pervs that has sex with real women instead of anime pillows like God intended

MrHold Member Joined Oct 2002 Posts 21953 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:00:07 PM EDT [#28] Do you think if I drink some IFlo I could pee faster
	The difficult we can do immediately The impossible takes a little longer

BillyDBerger A Man's Home Trailer is his White Castle! Joined Oct 2006 Posts 43171 EE 100% (159) FL, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:00:14 PM EDT [#29] Quote History Originally Posted By Pokernut: I have never wrecked anything hard enough I couldn't drive away from. The good lord knows I tried. I learned to drive on a 70 4-4-2 with a built 455. It is a miracle I am still alive. edit glad you are still with us. View Quote I wasn't moving. Some fuckhead drunk hit me head on.
	Sweet baby Jesus on fire. Gonna need a damn lawyer and a miracle to pull my ass outta this.

Surf Member Joined Dec 2004 Posts 18481 EE 100% (31) NH, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:00:25 PM EDT [#30] Ok, Surf is out.
	“Halfway to a liberal is them getting their way.” Quiganomics

firemedic5586 Space Shuttle Belly Gunner Joined Feb 2008 Posts 11852 EE 0% (0) MN, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:00:28 PM EDT [#31] Quote History Originally Posted By Paul: I love these vertical memes where I have to scroll my screen down. I read the top sentence and see her head and go ON NO. And have to keep scrolling down and down. I re-read the lead sentence again and scroll and scroll until BINGO. Pay off and View Quote I try to please....
	There comes a time when you look into the mirror and realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. Then you accept it, kill yourself, or you stop looking into mirrors.

BillyDBerger A Man's Home Trailer is his White Castle! Joined Oct 2006 Posts 43172 EE 100% (159) FL, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:00:40 PM EDT [#32] Quote History Originally Posted By M4ger: I would wear whatever made my feet comfortable. View Quote I wear Under Armour Valsetz boots.
	Sweet baby Jesus on fire. Gonna need a damn lawyer and a miracle to pull my ass outta this.

MitchbSC Ate a lot of paint chips as a kid Joined Jul 2002 Posts 24285 EE 0% (0) SC, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:00:53 PM EDT [#33] Heaven Hill. Plywood aged.
	"If you have authentic memories, you have real human responses." - Dr. Ana Stelline, Blade Runner 2049 (2017) "What I thought was gonna be the death of me was my saving grace." - Luke Combs, "When It Rains It Pours"

TLF Am I saying meow? Joined Jul 2006 Posts 58388 EE 100% (2) TX, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:01:07 PM EDT [#34] Quote History Originally Posted By Surf: Ok, Surf is out. View Quote Don't forget new AAs for your TENS unit.
	“An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." - Lt.Col. Jeff Cooper It's not rocket science, but it's close! Cheesecake OG. Cold War 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. Foreign War 1.

BillyDBerger A Man's Home Trailer is his White Castle! Joined Oct 2006 Posts 43173 EE 100% (159) FL, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:01:11 PM EDT [#35] Quote History Originally Posted By Surf: Ok, Surf is out. View Quote Charlie doesn't surf.
	Sweet baby Jesus on fire. Gonna need a damn lawyer and a miracle to pull my ass outta this.

DrPerceptron Doctor of Freudian Circuit Analysis Joined Nov 2018 Posts 3979 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:01:12 PM EDT [#36] Pretty Litter lady is kind of a MILF.
	Now stop, hammer time.

firemedic5586 Space Shuttle Belly Gunner Joined Feb 2008 Posts 11853 EE 0% (0) MN, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:01:23 PM EDT [#37] Attached File
	There comes a time when you look into the mirror and realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. Then you accept it, kill yourself, or you stop looking into mirrors.

Manchu65 Insert funny line here Joined Jan 2013 Posts 10100 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:01:30 PM EDT [#38] Quote History Originally Posted By firemedic5586: NASTY FEET.. I thought that was an ARFCOM fetish... View Quote If it was Margot Robbie maybe. Man hobbit feet? Nope
	The flow of memes cannot be stopped

Paul Self aware sack of staff star stuff (retired) Joined Nov 2000 Posts 184858 EE 100% (4) MI, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:01:31 PM EDT [#39] Quote History Originally Posted By firemedic5586: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/148425/437976916_10227910395560090_328184195630-3192790.JPG View Quote Another great scroll revel! I was like then I was like
	Celebrating the remains of the Second Amendment one Fine Firearm at a Time.

M4ger •©°®• Joined Jun 2014 Posts 73446 EE 100% (200) USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:01:32 PM EDT [#40]
	Let's get after it. For the glory of the empire, so say we all.

stoner01 Can you Diggs it Joined Nov 2011 Posts 53018 EE 100% (4) WY, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:01:46 PM EDT [#41] Dans cameras are ghey... we know why they have troubles...
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Pokernut

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Posted: 4/19/2024 10:02:01 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By HandtoHandWombat:

My wife gets so mad when I start using compass directions when she's driving. Half the time I get an "okay copernicus, what buildings and stuff am I looking for?"

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I have 2 superpowers natural directions. Unfortunately it is offset by my other superpower what ever checkout line I get in is the slowest one in the store.

stoner01 Can you Diggs it Joined Nov 2011 Posts 53019 EE 100% (4) WY, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:02:02 PM EDT [#43] Quote History Originally Posted By TLF: 2, 3, 1 View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quote History Originally Posted By TLF: Originally Posted By firemedic5586: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/148425/436467716_10225222609407409_915978181737-3192791.JPG 2, 3, 1 321
	RS Callsign Mayhem Midget "I'll come for the killing and stay for the cheesecake" SSgt Jason A Decker. 11/6/09

firemedic5586 Space Shuttle Belly Gunner Joined Feb 2008 Posts 11854 EE 0% (0) MN, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:02:14 PM EDT [#44] Attached File
	There comes a time when you look into the mirror and realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. Then you accept it, kill yourself, or you stop looking into mirrors.

BillyDBerger A Man's Home Trailer is his White Castle! Joined Oct 2006 Posts 43174 EE 100% (159) FL, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:02:20 PM EDT [#45] Quote History Originally Posted By MitchbSC: Heaven Hill. Plywood aged. View Quote Know anything about Old Fitzgerald?
	Sweet baby Jesus on fire. Gonna need a damn lawyer and a miracle to pull my ass outta this.

Manchu65 Insert funny line here Joined Jan 2013 Posts 10101 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:02:26 PM EDT [#46] Quote History Originally Posted By MrHold: Do you think if I drink some IFlo I could pee faster View Quote Will you get sick if you drink piss?
	The flow of memes cannot be stopped

Manchu65 Insert funny line here Joined Jan 2013 Posts 10102 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:02:49 PM EDT [#47] Quote History Originally Posted By Surf: Ok, Surf is out. View Quote Later
	The flow of memes cannot be stopped

Pokernut

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Posted: 4/19/2024 10:02:49 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By BillyDBerger:

I wasn't moving. Some fuckhead drunk hit me head on.

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Originally Posted By BillyDBerger:

Originally Posted By Pokernut:
I have never wrecked anything hard enough I couldn't drive away from. The good lord knows I tried. I learned to drive on a 70 4-4-2 with a built 455. It is a miracle I am still alive.

edit glad you are still with us.

I wasn't moving. Some fuckhead drunk hit me head on.

Well I hope he got proper fucked.

M4ger •©°®• Joined Jun 2014 Posts 73447 EE 100% (200) USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:02:51 PM EDT [#49] Quote History Originally Posted By firemedic5586: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/148425/438196840_10225222620287681_284317278592-3192797.JPG View Quote Attached File
	Let's get after it. For the glory of the empire, so say we all.

BillyDBerger A Man's Home Trailer is his White Castle! Joined Oct 2006 Posts 43175 EE 100% (159) FL, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:03:17 PM EDT [#50] Quote History Originally Posted By firemedic5586: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/148425/438196840_10225222620287681_284317278592-3192797.JPG View Quote I should do that.
	Sweet baby Jesus on fire. Gonna need a damn lawyer and a miracle to pull my ass outta this.

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