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Posted: 3/16/2005 6:29:25 PM EDT
I told my wife about the thread about National Steak and BJ Day and this is her response..
I went to help my daughter with a class project and this was sitting at the table when I got home...  Frozen steak and a BJ to go... NOT FUNNY! 
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Posted: 3/16/2005 6:30:49 PM EDT
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What... just WHAT is in tha bag?!?!
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Posted: 3/16/2005 6:31:06 PM EDT
[#2]
what the heck would be in a bag labeled BJ?
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Posted: 3/16/2005 6:32:20 PM EDT
[#3]
wtf is in the bag???
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Posted: 3/16/2005 6:32:26 PM EDT
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What's that a vaccuum cleaner bag?
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Posted: 3/16/2005 6:32:27 PM EDT
[#5]
crappy steak
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Posted: 3/16/2005 6:32:52 PM EDT
[#6]
Air..
She BLEW in the bag (Blow Job to go) |
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Posted: 3/16/2005 6:34:21 PM EDT
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I don't know about that. It looks pretty nice to me. Of course, I'm a 'red meat' sorta guy. Eric The(LowCarb)Hun 
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Posted: 3/16/2005 6:35:10 PM EDT
[#8]
I dont care what is in the bag, that is Hillarious!! HAHAHA
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Posted: 3/16/2005 6:35:47 PM EDT
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I see two possible situations here.
If the BJ bag is redeemed later: Cool, and one heckuva sense of humor! She deserves a bunch of hugs, and some flowers at work!  If she doesn't back it up: not cool, it's kind of a kick in the nutz. BTDT. 
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Posted: 3/16/2005 6:36:18 PM EDT
[#10]
Damn....not only did you not get your steak but you didn't get a blow job either?? Damn...it must have stunk not getting either on your "special" day huh? 
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Posted: 3/16/2005 6:37:06 PM EDT
[#11]
Holy Shit Batman!I hope you remember this come valantines day
 I am still trying to convince the wife about our newest national holiday,Steak and BJ day.Just so I know,can she buy me a card from hallmark for Steak an BJ day
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Posted: 3/16/2005 6:41:08 PM EDT
[#12]
Um, he said:
They don't call that "the thing married women won't do for their own husband" for nothing. 
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Posted: 3/16/2005 6:43:39 PM EDT
[#13]
Like I said....BTDT! ETA: I am not explaining my rationale very well. I have heard that there are rare, mythical creatures called "wives that still give BJ's". I haven't met one yet, but I hope to at some point....
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Posted: 3/16/2005 6:49:01 PM EDT
[#14]
What's BTDT?
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Posted: 3/16/2005 6:50:26 PM EDT
[#15]
Don't worry, the world is still in balance - I just got two.
Good thing you have me to live vicariously through, my friend. My work is done here. |
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Posted: 3/16/2005 6:51:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/16/2005 6:51:13 PM EDT
[#17]
Been there, done that I think |
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Posted: 3/16/2005 6:51:45 PM EDT
[#18]
Been There, Done That |
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Posted: 3/16/2005 6:52:10 PM EDT
[#19]
Your wife.......doesn't suck.
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Posted: 3/16/2005 6:53:08 PM EDT
[#20]
I'd tell you how my wife reacted, but posting pics would get me banned.
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Posted: 3/16/2005 6:53:47 PM EDT
[#21]
I'm not saying any more--NO WAY! The last time I talked about this kind of stuff (~2 yrs. ago) the Mid Missouri guys started openly talking about killing me and taking my wife and guns.  No, I'm not kidding. 
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Posted: 3/16/2005 6:54:47 PM EDT
[#22]
I'm guessing when you refer to her as your "wide" she won't be doing that again for a while. 
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Posted: 3/16/2005 6:56:26 PM EDT
[#23]
Trust me, there are wives who still give blow jobs.
They just don't do it for their husbands! Damn shame, huh? Eric The(GotNudePhotosOfYourWife?No?NeedSome?)Hun
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Posted: 3/16/2005 6:57:52 PM EDT
[#24]
It sure is my friend.... |
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Posted: 3/16/2005 6:58:57 PM EDT
[#25]
That's what I said--just in a much more subtle manner. 
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Posted: 3/16/2005 6:58:58 PM EDT
[#26]
I believe you. Everytime I ever heard you mention your wife, you sound like a kid at Christmas. You are a lucky man! |
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Posted: 3/16/2005 6:59:14 PM EDT
[#27]
You don't like Rib Eye? WTF? 
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Posted: 3/16/2005 6:59:58 PM EDT
[#28]
+1 |
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Posted: 3/16/2005 7:00:33 PM EDT
[#29]
Women don't like to suck dick?
Wow, my wife must be broken or something... |
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Posted: 3/16/2005 7:01:00 PM EDT
[#30]
Damn it! Edited.
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Posted: 3/16/2005 7:02:17 PM EDT
[#31]
Had plenty of GF's who loved it. Got married and my wife didn't like it anymore. I have heard the same from many, many men. Of course, this is anecdotal information. And if you tried a formal study, many of the married women would lie. So good luck getting solid stats. |
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Posted: 3/16/2005 7:14:19 PM EDT
[#32]
Oh yeah..Duhhhh..I knew that!
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Posted: 3/16/2005 7:16:25 PM EDT
[#33]
That is freakin hilarious!
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Posted: 3/16/2005 7:17:03 PM EDT
[#34]
You have to admit. She has a helluva sense of humor.
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Posted: 3/16/2005 7:17:08 PM EDT
[#35]
I didn't even get the steak...
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Posted: 3/16/2005 7:20:52 PM EDT
[#36]
Sad.
I got a pizza and a BJ! We have reservations at Ruth Chris for this weekend! |
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Posted: 3/16/2005 7:28:18 PM EDT
[#37]
Soooo…
Are you going to eat that meat or are you going to Michael Jackson it?  Avoiding CoC wording here. If you know what I mean... |
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Posted: 3/16/2005 7:31:49 PM EDT
[#38]
"Suck Alice! Blow is just an expression!"
Why do brides smile when walking down the asile? Because they know they have given their last BJ! |
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Posted: 3/16/2005 7:31:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/16/2005 7:38:31 PM EDT
[#40]
I had a fiancee who LOVED blow jobs! All the time. Even when I wasn't around!
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Posted: 3/16/2005 7:40:49 PM EDT
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They say its the wedding cake that does it to the women.
My wife was curious as to why she got a peice of raspberry cheescake instead of the White cake that was one of the wedding cake layers. Me: "Why its because I had the Kitchen special make it for you, because i know how much you love raspberry cheesecake.. Sweetie "Her: "Your such a good husband,...I love you"..Kiss Kiss Uh huh  ...Lets just say...I didnt have steak tonight....But SHE did
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Posted: 3/16/2005 7:42:42 PM EDT
[#42]
... It is to me!
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Posted: 3/16/2005 7:52:16 PM EDT
[#43]
Big +1 Sucks to be you . Or maybe it doesn't . |
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Posted: 3/16/2005 7:54:37 PM EDT
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She sure does..She married the likes of ME! And W_W, you're only saying that because you have met her a few times and know her personality.. Let's see if I ever have her hook you up with a HOT blonde again!!!!  
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Posted: 3/16/2005 7:56:20 PM EDT
[#45]
a big +1 Tell your wife I said  Patty |
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Posted: 3/16/2005 8:01:04 PM EDT
[#46]
So...how much for that bag (shipping included)?
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Posted: 3/16/2005 8:04:14 PM EDT
[#47]
Whadda ya got to trade? 
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Posted: 3/16/2005 8:06:09 PM EDT
[#48]
If he's a little over priced let me know. I can get you a good deal on a plain paper bag blown up. I'll even use my favorite red lipstick to blow it up kay? Patty |
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Posted: 3/16/2005 8:07:43 PM EDT
[#49]
Take it to EE! 
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Posted: 3/16/2005 8:09:36 PM EDT
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