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Posted: 8/5/2005 8:25:35 AM EDT
Florida sports fan sentenced to death sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/more/08/05/sex.sports.murder.ap/index.html?cnn=yes PANAMA CITY, Fla. (AP) -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer. Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had. "The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant." Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment. He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed. Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die." |
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What he said. |
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Get out of my mind...... |
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He apparently enjoyed the sex, but the cuddling afterwards was a non-starter.
That small difference makes your thread title somewhat misleading. |
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A bunch of us think alike, hence the arfcom brotherhood. |
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Yeah, he looks emotional stable EPOCH |
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What he said, too. |
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I usually make my get away right after sex. I have the cig excuse though. Just don't come back when I am done smoking. Sorry it was misleading to ya. |
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BAN HAMMERS!
ETA...I'd take sex anyday...WTF, when guys find another bunch of sweaty guys more intriguing than their naked wives.... I hate that teh ghey smiley...it looks just like me...goatee, glasses and all... |
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No problem. I think that the "cuddle" thing is most likely far more popular with the women than the men. I seem to be pretty lucky in this area. After the deed, all my wife wants is a quick kiss goodnight! |
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everyone looks crazy if they miss enough sleep and have that much adreneline pumping. he's been arrested, and as he said, he should die. |
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I'd rather have sex with a claw hammer than watch some sports.
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HA! I say I have to agree too. Sports suck. And I actually like to cuddle for a bit afterwards, so there. (Mainly because I lack the strength to move for about 10 minutes. ) |
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Agreed. Especially when the sports involves teams from Kansas |
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That man should have used this.
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"Sports" = overpaid "athletes" running around doing something. How enjoyable is that? Not very. |
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I concur! Watching 'Ball Games' when you can be playing 'Ball Games' is highly suspect! ANdy |
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No kidding. Looks like he's got Urine Vandersloot eyes. M4-AK |
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If the cowboys are playing - no sex will be had
Other than that, bring on the sex |
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Hell no!!!!!!!!!!! Sports , like Basketball, Football, Baseball and the like are a complete waste of time IMHO. I don't know how you guys can sit in front of your TV's and watch it.
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+1 Give him the needle! |
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They should get married. |
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Sports? I thought the only sport there was was trying to figure out how to have sex...
But wow... that dude is one scarry SOB! |
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We have a winner! BigDozer66 |
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what they said |
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I will take sex over anything except a Nebraska football game.
HH |
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Did that say "Not Available in West Virginia, Tennessee or Florida!"? If so it wouldn't have been available to him in Florida. BigDozer66 |
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I was thinking that, but then I wondered if they were already related..... or if maybe somebody already slept with their sister, and they are offspring of such an unholy union.... |
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Both should be sexually sterilized before they are allowed to breed. Can you imagine what the kids would look like? |
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+1 AND, I'll cuddle too. A bullet is to good for that dude, he needs to die by claw hammer just like his wife did. |
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You wonder if the wife had of whacked him because SHE didn't want to have sex, would the media be so prompt to condem her?? Just a thought.
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