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Posted: 8/9/2005 9:07:47 AM EDT
This shit is hillarious. I have found my new hobby when I get home!
www.thescambaiter.com/forum/showthread.php?t=109&page=1&pp=25 Damm this shit is funny. Do not click unless you have a few hours to kill. |
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That was one hell of a funny read. The scammer got scammed big time!!!!
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I got 10 pages into it, which is probably the most reading I've done on a computer in a long time. Cole is my hero
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man, that's tough. Guy gets one of these "I'll send you more money than it takes to buy whatever it is your selling, you keep the change" Nigerian scam things. Makes a deal to sell some "Anus" laptops (the guy is wanting Asus but his Engrish sucks) The guy writing all this makes such a believable story that the scammer agrees to pay UPS COD shipping for these laptops. Dude packs upi crates of broken junk laptops, one with ANUS written across the screen with an icepick or something.... ships them out. Nigerian dude "cole" pays UPS for shipping and when he opens the box, he is not happy. It keeps going back and forth and our hero convinces the idiot to pay ANOTHER COD shipment through DHL, same stuff. Many death threats to both our hero and the English language ensue. It's worth reading. |
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Good shit! Glad to see someone will take it and run with it, F'er got what he deserved.
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Hey, can I get oe of your laptops? |
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Justice, sweet justice!!! This thread made my day!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for posting it! |
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Just finished making a fresh batch of lap tops any one wanting some should send me cash for them now and i will COD them to you.
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Hey A-nus.....I just sent you a big huge box of cash.....I'll take all the Anus computers you have. Will a USB cable fit in my new Anus? If my Anus gets too hot, can I put a big fan in it? I have told all my friends about my Anus and they are coming over soon to see it. They say they want to play games with it. I hope my Anus has a long warranty.
PS: I sent the cash UPS collect as I had no money left to pay the UPS man. |
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3 hours and still reading
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Yep. I'm on page 12. This is unreal...... |
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I just read the whole thing, and I have tears running down my cheeks....that is the funniest thread I have ever read in my life!
My co-workers are in the loop now because I couldn't contain myself! HH |
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"The funniest thing I've ever read" is a pretty high standard to meet. Generally when I see that, I think, "yeah, right."
In this case, it was right on the money... I was almost to tears, and I'm only on page 1! --Mike |
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One thing I'm unclear on... what's the deal with the pics of what appear to be some guy visiting the scammer? Perhaps this is explained somewhere and I just missed it, or maybe it's explained later in the thread.
--Mike |
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SEND OUR MONEY VIA WESTERN UNION AND WE WILL NOT HAVE TO DO THE DEAD TO YOU.
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EDIT: SORRY, NOT SURE RE THAT ONE. |
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"...know you will like my anus, many have before. Those are the newest anus on the block, and like I said, my anus is very very expensive, and only special customers were allowed to buy my anus.
I must add, those are a special version, my anus is black." |
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OMFG! The greed and stupidity of these guys is unfreakin' believable!
ROTFFLMMFAO! I have new heroes now...SCAMBAITERS! |
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This guy has balls! I hope he gets to keep them pulling this kind of stuff!
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I believe one of the shipments went to Manchester, UK and the upstadning gentleman is an associate of the Nigerian who intended to accept the package. |
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A site like this was posted once where the guy made the Nigerian send a photo with tighty whities on his head and some silly slogan. I love it!
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I think the utilization of "dead" as a verb in all possible verb form contexts is the best .
I'm going to dead you now. You will be deaded. The Govn'r and the clique dead lots of people. BWAHAHAHA! |
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Like I said. If you like the above, check out these audio files. Here's the setup: The scambaiter responds to these idiots' e-mails but says he will only deliver cash in person. So now the scam baiters send someone to a cafe in an airport where, of course, our guy doesn't show up. Then he calls them and taunts them. And hillarity ensues! www.419eater.com/images/ken_wilson_240205d.mp3 www.419eater.com/images/ken_wilson_240205e.mp3 www.419eater.com/images/mohamed_240205a.mp3 www.419eater.com/images/mohamed_240205b.mp3 www.419eater.com/images/mohamed_240205c.mp3 Read this whole scam here: www.419eater.com/html/mohamed_lucien.htm AND DON'T MISS, one of the all-time classics: THE CHURCH OF THE PAINTED BREAST: www.419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm |
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You guys check out he Cole V2.0 thread on there too.....
They sent him 2 boxes of "laptops", a washing machine, a dryer, a stove, and a cinder block to Nigeria, sent DHL Express paid by the scammers.... the scammers paid all shipping from Nigeria and ended up out over $20,000!!! |
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One of the loactions theye were to be shipped to was in the UK, and a board member paid them a visit. |
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By far the funniest thing that exists on the internet. By far.
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Here's another great one...
www.thescambaiter.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1132&page=1&pp=25 He sends the guy a fucked up laptop, apologizes for the foul-up, then sends a box of junk, apologizes again, promises to send 20 Anus laptops but sends a washing machine instead, then a dryer to match, and at the point in the thread where I current am, is about to send a stove. The shipping chargers are paid by the scammers. Keep in mind, each time something is sent, it's covered with all sorts of insulting artwork, and you're left thinking, "surely this is the end of it... they wouldn't be dumb enough to send DHL to pick up ANOTHER big box, right?" Wrong. He's racking up THOUSANDS $$$ in shipping charges. My thought was that these guys were just going to pay DHL / UPS with stolen checks or credit cards, but apparently the shipping co's don't go for this and demand payment in cash in this area of the world. --Mike |
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That is the funniest read I have ever had. Oh I love this line.................
do not look behind you becos death is there and you do not want to see death he is ugly and we call him the govenor. |
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I think I just shit myself . . . .
That is insane. The Churh of the Painted Breast" is also a classic. Disconnector |
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Oh, SHIT!
Colo 2.0 is funny as hell, with the audio files. I like how "butch" has the fucking asshole New York City electronics store guy down to a tee. |
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