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Posted: 12/23/2005 1:09:46 PM EDT
 www.theregister.co.uk/2005/12/23/phone_throat/ Enraged woman vents by swallowing cell phone A mobile mouthful By Ashlee Vance in Mountain View Published Friday 23rd December 2005 20:13 GMT We've all been there. Your spouse or loved one drives you to the breaking point, and you have no other choice than to swallow their cell phone. A Blue Springs, Missouri woman was the latest victim of cell phone rage. She swallowed her boyfriend's mobile in mid-argument because "she didn't want the boyfriend to have it," according to a report in The Kansas City Star. The phone became lodged in the lady's throat, and she was rushed to the emergency room. "Police responded to a call about a non-breathing person about 4:50 a.m. in the 3000 block of Southwest U.S. 40," the paper reported. "Police arrived and found that the 24-year-old woman was having trouble breathing. Her identity was not released." The poor lass still had the phone wedged in her throat when she got to the hospital. |
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Posted: 12/23/2005 1:11:29 PM EDT
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Well, at least she has a throat wide enough.
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Posted: 12/23/2005 1:12:07 PM EDT
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and she could be roaming.............
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Posted: 12/23/2005 1:13:32 PM EDT
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Wow!
 If she can swallow that, then... 
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Posted: 12/23/2005 1:52:47 PM EDT
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Heh. I know exactly where that is! That neighborhood puts the "K" in Klassy!
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Posted: 12/23/2005 1:53:50 PM EDT
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What a dumbass.
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Posted: 12/23/2005 1:55:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/23/2005 1:56:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/23/2005 1:58:55 PM EDT
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I wonder what she's getting for Christmas? 
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Posted: 12/23/2005 2:00:13 PM EDT
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There...fixed it. |
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Posted: 12/23/2005 2:10:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/23/2005 2:13:40 PM EDT
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I'm reminded of a scene with a cell phone in Jurassic Park III.......just keep digging, you'll find it....
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Posted: 12/23/2005 2:13:58 PM EDT
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LMFAO - I was Googling "Jennifer Wilbanks" for a picture and this came up:  (there is a bit of a resemblance...) |
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Posted: 12/23/2005 2:19:29 PM EDT
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Jen the Sleestack! DAmn that's funny.
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Posted: 12/23/2005 2:21:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/23/2005 2:23:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/23/2005 2:24:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/23/2005 2:26:09 PM EDT
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 Now that is funny! |
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Posted: 12/23/2005 2:29:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/25/2005 5:09:31 AM EDT
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Her lack of gag reflex is disturbing.
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Posted: 12/25/2005 5:20:54 AM EDT
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I am starting to believe all my arfcom brothers when they say....bitches are fucking crazy!!!
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Posted: 12/25/2005 5:23:31 AM EDT
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They should have waited another 10 minutes before calling 911.
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Posted: 12/25/2005 6:01:36 AM EDT
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Then he would have been accused of murder. This way he gets her classified as nuts and if he is smart. Leaves the phone swallower. |
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Posted: 12/27/2005 3:06:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/27/2005 4:32:34 PM EDT
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(Edited due to reading the above news story)
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Posted: 12/27/2005 4:47:12 PM EDT
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Didn't Peter Griffin do that on Family Guy?
DUPE! |
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