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Posted: 1/9/2006 7:54:32 AM EDT
Really, it cracks me up when people name their threads official.  

Anyway, I predict Vic will be asked to run the entire LA police department and aliens will land in Dutch's backyard.

Shane will become a famous movie actor and Claudette will have a minor traffic accident in a department vehicle.

That is all.

G
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 8:01:14 AM EDT
[#1]
Waiting for Tuesday.........I love this show!
Tag!
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 8:03:12 AM EDT
[#2]
Danni will have a love child with Tom Skerrit.

G
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 8:08:27 AM EDT
[#3]
Ronnie will manage to get his face stuck to another electric stove/range burner.

Vic will talk shit and get away with murder.......again.

Asevada will hopefully never give another blowjob.

Can't wait till Tuesday!
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 8:16:00 AM EDT
[#4]
Dusting off the old Bobby Darin MP3 right now...
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 8:17:38 AM EDT
[#5]
Detective Claudette Wyms (CCH Pounder) will finally throw Dutch-boy a pity fuck after a few tequila shooters.  

When things become "weird" at work after this, Claudette will drop dime to Vic that Dutch-boy nailed his ex.  

Vic will green light Dutch to a crew of One-Niner shorties.

Cleatus VanDamme, given the job of disposing Dutch's body, misplaces it while banging some skank.

Hilarity insues.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 9:01:18 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Detective Claudette Wyms (CCH Pounder) will finally throw Dutch-boy a pity fuck after a few tequila shooters.  

When things become "weird" at work after this, Claudette will drop dime to Vic that Dutch-boy nailed his ex.  

Vic will green light Dutch to a crew of One-Niner shorties.

Cleatus VanDamme, given the job of disposing Dutch's body, misplaces it while banging some skank.

Hilarity insues.




Dude...that's just about whacked enough to actually become a plot on the show...maybe you should submit it and see where it goes.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 9:02:22 AM EDT
[#7]
Vic already knows Dutch is a Blue Falcon.

G
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 9:06:34 AM EDT
[#8]
Is this the one with Michael Shitlicks?
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 9:08:13 AM EDT
[#9]
I had no idea the writers of the show were ARFCOMERS...
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 9:10:04 AM EDT
[#10]
Vic kills Shane after some stupid bullshit. Asseveda tries to help cover it up. Forrest Whittaker finds out about it and Asseveda blows him to keep him quiet. Jack Bauer finds out Claudette is a terrorist and neutralizes the situation, but blows up farmington in the process
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 9:44:47 AM EDT
[#11]
Lemon Head will get a traffic ticket and start banging the officer who wrote it.

G
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 9:50:28 AM EDT
[#12]
I'll say it.... The Shield doesn't hold a candle to BSG.  and I'm a fan of both shows.

~Dg84
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 10:13:04 AM EDT
[#13]
Alright this is a hijacking!  Do as I say and no one will be hurt!

What guns do you get out to watch The Shield?

Personally, I usually have my 1911.  And I think that's what Vic Mackey ought to switch to.

PS What the hell is BSG?
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 10:21:02 AM EDT
[#14]
WTF is BSG? Cant wait till tuesday.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 10:25:24 AM EDT
[#15]

BSG = BattleStar Galactica.  Yes, I know, they are heretics.

Anyway, Laura Elena Harring is going to be in the cast this season, and if that isn't a good enough reason on its own to watch the series, I don't know what is.

Link Posted: 1/9/2006 10:41:48 AM EDT
[#16]
Sheild vs sci-fi ?
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 11:03:59 AM EDT
[#17]

My predictions for this season:

Vic will hand out free S&Ws in that boys home where the hookers kid is. Hilarity will NOT ensue.
Danni gets cough up in some weird bi/amateur porn/midget video.
Vic's whore of a wife gets shit beat out of her by that one guy, and thereby getting what she deserves.
The crew plans another heist, except this time they all have A3s.
Vic trades in his POS S&W for a Glock, 3 episodes later, it explodes on him, rendering him impotent.
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 11:16:57 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
Detective Claudette Wyms (CCH Pounder) will finally throw Dutch-boy a pity fuck after a few tequila shooters.  

When things become "weird" at work after this, Claudette will drop dime to Vic that Dutch-boy nailed his ex.  

Vic will green light Dutch to a crew of One-Niner shorties.

Cleatus VanDamme, given the job of disposing Dutch's body, misplaces it while banging some skank.

Hilarity insues.



How does one pronounce CCH?
Link Posted: 1/9/2006 11:41:44 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
How does one pronounce CCH?



Cee Cee Aitch

Her full name is Carol Christine Hilaria Pounder, she just goes by the initials like WC Fields or JK Rowling.

Link Posted: 1/9/2006 12:46:00 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
 Anyway, Laura Elena Harring is going to be in the cast this season, and if that isn't a good enough reason on its own to watch the series, I don't know what is.



Oh, that reminds me - does anyone remember the "Black Scorpion" TV series?  Lots of, um, attractive females...

G
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 11:31:41 AM EDT
[#21]
tonight's the night baby!
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 11:40:09 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Detective Claudette Wyms (CCH Pounder) will finally throw Dutch-boy a pity fuck after a few tequila shooters.  

When things become "weird" at work after this, Claudette will drop dime to Vic that Dutch-boy nailed his ex.  

Vic will green light Dutch to a crew of One-Niner shorties.

Cleatus VanDamme, given the job of disposing Dutch's body, misplaces it while banging some skank.

Hilarity insues.



Dude...that's just about whacked enough to actually become a plot on the show...maybe you should submit it and see where it goes.



I'd watch that show.
But then I watch the Shield anyway
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 11:47:56 AM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
I'll say it.... The Shield doesn't hold a candle to BSG.  and I'm a fan of both shows.

~Dg84



I can't get through 15 minutes of "BSG" before I feel like I've already seen this episode and I start falling asleep.  I had high hopes for the series but crap, this show drags ass.  I keep watching because I hold out hope.  I bet there has been, maybe, a total of 20 minutes of actual action in the whole series thus far.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 11:53:50 AM EDT
[#24]


For TONIGHTS show!!!
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 11:56:41 AM EDT
[#25]
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 12:01:30 PM EDT
[#26]
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 5:47:30 PM EDT
[#27]
Bump Starts in 13 minutes.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 5:55:53 PM EDT
[#28]
woot! 5 minutes!
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 6:30:03 PM EDT
[#29]
"Why are you arresting him?"

"He ran a stop sign."

Link Posted: 1/10/2006 6:31:02 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
"Why are you arresting him?"

"He ran a stop sign."






Did you see that fat bitch dripping with sweat!

Link Posted: 1/10/2006 6:40:55 PM EDT
[#31]
Mexi Pride .

Link Posted: 1/10/2006 6:54:35 PM EDT
[#32]
Nothing like a bald cop with an attitude to accomplish some shit!!!

Too bad there weren't more LEOs like Vik on the beat - or are there???? [wink] [wink]
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 7:13:28 PM EDT
[#33]
I'm glad he brought those Strike Team cards back.  And it was a nice change of pace to see Ronnie kicking ass instead of getting his ass kicked.  Or not being on a show at all.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 7:16:32 PM EDT
[#34]
Gonna be interesting.  The new cop is hot
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 7:17:33 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
Gonna be interesting.  The new cop is hot



It's about damn time they got some trim on the show.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 7:24:53 PM EDT
[#36]
You've got to love the firehose scene.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 7:35:25 PM EDT
[#37]
[perponminibike]He's... very slowly... getting away...[/perponminibike]

Crunch!

G
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 7:45:39 PM EDT
[#38]
Forest Whitaker's character might be one of the most annoying people in television history.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 7:46:28 PM EDT
[#39]
Looks like it's gonna be an interesting season.
Will it end with a three-way mexican stand off, between Vic, Assinvader & the IAB guy?
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 7:50:09 PM EDT
[#40]
I just hope Forrest Whitaker knocks of this Vincent Denofiro SVU persona...I mean shit....it was whatshisdick playing a black dude working for IAD.  

That was annoying as hell.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 8:04:01 PM EDT
[#41]


Someone needs to find a full-size version of their Strike Team card.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 8:09:26 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:
"Why are you arresting him?"

"He ran a stop sign."






Did you see that fat bitch dripping with sweat!




Didn't she pass out on a members bed a couple of weeks ago?

I guess he got her out.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 8:23:48 PM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:
Forest Whitaker's character might be one of the most annoying people in television history.


I agree
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 4:10:00 AM EDT
[#44]

Terrific first episode.  I laughed my ass off at the opening brawl during the funeral.  Good to see Ronnie getting a larger part, since he is probably the least known member of the entire cast.

I don't see the new captain making it through the entire season without getting disgraced/fired/killed.

I wonder if Dutch will hook up with Officer Hottie, then kill her after they break up.  I think that is entirely plausible.

I don't particularly care for Forrest Whitaker as an actor, or this character, but I'll give him a chance.  I look forward to seeing him being completely different in private.

Lastly, Laura Elena Harring needs to hurry up and appear on the show with some cleavage or something.

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 4:15:06 AM EDT
[#45]
Have a peice of gum, come on its a fresh pack...  
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 4:24:10 AM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:
Have a peice of gum, come on its a fresh pack...  



For some reason that whole thing kinda weirded me out....I cannot explain it.

I always offer people gum.....just weird how his character uses it as a tool/technique.  
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 4:32:17 AM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Have a peice of gum, come on its a fresh pack...  



For some reason that whole thing kinda weirded me out....I cannot explain it.

I always offer people gum.....just weird how his character uses it as a tool/technique.  




I dont watch the show, but what does he do?
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 4:37:49 AM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Have a peice of gum, come on its a fresh pack...  



For some reason that whole thing kinda weirded me out....I cannot explain it.

I always offer people gum.....just weird how his character uses it as a tool/technique.  




I dont watch the show, but what does he do?



He offers a piece of gum to people he is "working" to test them.  If they take the gum, it is a sign that they are more likely to cooperate or are pliable---in other words he can use them.

I am paraphrasing what he said, kinda late for an old man of 37 to be up...

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 4:43:40 AM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:
I wonder if Dutch will hook up with Officer Hottie, then kill her after they break up.  I think that is entirely plausible.



Oh Shit! I am laughing my ass off.  That is entirely plausible.  He is definitely going looney tunes.



ETA: what is going on with his partner?  the old black lady?  She was taking a bunch of pills and is sick.  Does she have cancer?  I really don't like her character anyway.  Maybe she will die, and Dutch will pull the redhead in as his partner.  He might be the dad, OTOH.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 4:47:25 AM EDT
[#50]
I was not planning on watching, but then, the show hooked me again.

Vic's ex-wife looks about 10 years older than last season.

New chick is a tasty snack.
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