My appologies if this is a major dupe.  But it is still funny even if it is.

Images from the battle for Monrovia, Liberia, where use of iron sights
is known to be strictly prohibited. Also prohibited are aiming, assuming
a supported firing stance, and any common practice of marksmanship
whatsoever. Hip-Hop Rapper, Gangsta shooting stances are mandatory, the
"Glock Foh-Tay" hold being the most popular. lethality is achieved by
subjecting the target to a wide swathe of area fire, similar to un aimed
indirect artillery, or scaring the enemy away with gesturing and
aggressive hip-hop style dancing while firing. Points are awarded for
artistic effort, style, fearsome facial expression/vocalizations and
blue duct tape.

Note perfectly executed flamboyant sideways-rifle "Glock Foh-Tay"
running stance.


Amazing height and style on this one. Sure to impress the judges.   And
he's keeping score, sort of... !


"Yo Yo YO "


The "bring your buddy along" firing stance


Firing from the hip while putting on the best "Game Face" and  talking
trash  - note the tactical use of camouflage pants!


The "Homeless street person" anti-aircraft firing position being
executed with great precision!


Here we have a classic! The "prone Warrior " firing position - too bad
the magazine spring has blown out from the bottom of his beautifully
blue-duct-tape-taped jungle magazine setup.


Here we have Liberian militia demonstrating the "Soul Train" method of
combat assault. "Red Pants" must be a Zouave.


The Nautical theme is ever popular, as seen by this militiaman (quite
possibly Naval Infantry)  wearing the stylish Kapok life jacket.  Won't
stop a bullet, but sure looks BOO-YAH!


This pair is executing the difficult "Phat Bammer Swagger" shooting
stance. Note the deceptive use of pink clam diggers and brogues with no
socks while his partner sports a snappy complementary orange and blue
combo.


While this appears to be a well-rehearsed combat assault maneuver, this
militiaman is actually trying to keep birds from crapping on his car.
Note the feather duster in the left hand for effect.


This Militiaman executes the one handed high overhead blind shot. It is
often used to indicate that "Da Brizzles over there".


And last but not least, these two are showing the proper way to fire a
support weapon using the non-aiming duck-walk method, keeping at least
five feet of linked ammo strung out from the weapon at any given time!
Note the suitably awe-struck onlookers!

Quoted: Somebody here wrote all those captions. So yeah, dupe.

Yea dupe and a half.

Still funny.

Didn't see the Liberan navy guy with the life jacket.

Its a wonder they manage to kill anyone!

but still funny

Where is that? Detroit?

Dupe to thread of the year.

Didn't some dick get all bent out of shape over this the last time?  he thought it was racist because it was all picture of africans (yeah, no shit.  Fancy that. Africans in Africa. No shit.)

Someone here also made a sweet video to the "Jump Around" sound track.


Simply awesome stuff.

Everytime i see these pictures, i realize it wouldn't be hard to take over Liberia.

tag to show a friend...

Quoted: Didn't some dick get all bent out of shape over this the last time?  he thought it was racist because it was all picture of africans (yeah, no shit.  Fancy that. Africans in Africa. No shit.)

Probably the same tard that thought "tonk" was a racial slur.

Idiots.

Dupe....



....but it never ceases to be superbly hillarious.

ARFCOM alone could have that country taken over between breakfast and lunch.

damn, the RPG pi is missing, could someone post it?

Quoted: Quoted: Didn't some dick get all bent out of shape over this the last time?  he thought it was racist because it was all picture of africans (yeah, no shit.  Fancy that. Africans in Africa. No shit.) Probably the same tard that thought "tonk" was a racial slur. Idiots.

Oh no you di'int!

VIDEO HERE!

Actually, the original thread got linked by the blogger SondraK in one of the daily "RACIST!!!" posts.  The point was that the racist was supposed to be purely sarcasm, but the thread originator asked the the thread be deleted and the mods complied.

I think this thing has been duped at least twice.  Still damn funny though.

Quoted: Everytime i see these pictures, i realize it wouldn't be hard to take over Liberia.

With thier marksmanship it would be euthanising.  Also like the rest of Africa its probably an AIDS infested hell hole give it time and keep the ammo flowing.

Quoted: VIDEO HERE! Actually, the original thread got linked by the blogger SondraK in one of the daily "RACIST!!!" posts.  The point was that the racist was supposed to be purely sarcasm, but the thread originator asked the the thread be deleted and the mods complied. I think this thing has been duped at least twice.  Still damn funny though.

A timeless classic to bad you have to be an ArfCommer to understand the references.

Thanks for the video link, it f'ing kills me when I watch it.

How do you save streaming video to your hard drive?  I'm on dialup and streaming video doesn't work for me...

That is some funny shit!

my contribution to the original thread:

Duping someone here is bad enough, but then to plagarize them...

I must have missed this the first time...

...now I have to go change my pants.

Quoted: Where is that? Detroit?

Naa, people up here actually get shot.

vid link?

thanks!

Indeed the dupe-age is strong with this one.

His cells have the highest concentration of dupe-age I have ever experienced in a lifeform

[/Qui-gon Jin]


Great thread

The last tiem became sad.  If we can stick with the above we'll be good.

I missed the video the first time around.  I am crying at my desk and people wonder why.  I must say I was disappointed that the "cockroach shooter" didn't make the vid.  Just the mental picture of him still makes me laugh at sometimes improper times.

Still worth a...

VERY Dupalicious!

tag for video later

Wasn't there a site with more of these priceless images??

Tag.  

Its BAAACK!
and STILL funny

Quoted: Indeed the dupe-age is strong with this one. His cells have the highest concentration of dupe-age I have ever experienced in a lifeform [/Qui-gon Jin] Great thread The last tiem became sad.  If we can stick with the above we'll be good.

What a hilarious way to waste ammo!

You pretentious naives.

You mock what you don't understand - We have much to learn from Mother Africa.

Quoted: You pretentious naives. You mock what you don't understand - We have much to learn from Mother Africa.

+1

It takes a villiage.......to raise an idiot.

Quoted: Everytime i see these pictures, i realize it wouldn't be hard to take over Liberia.

I think just us here at ARFcom could take them, we certainly have more firepower.

Quoted: damn, the RPG pi is missing, could someone post it?

These?



Or this?


Or this?

never get tired the African militia threads.

Quoted: Quoted: damn, the RPG pi is missing, could someone post it? These? img484.imageshack.us/img484/130/0483ev.jpg img37.imageshack.us/img37/4887/0494rt.jpg Or this? img396.imageshack.us/img396/782/liberii8or.jpg Or this? img456.imageshack.us/img456/5149/jimmycarterinliberia240747a1xi.gif

Thankfully most "guerilla" fighters are clueless amateurs who can't survive an encounter with professionally trained forces.

I heard someone comment on the movie Black Hawk Down that it was racist and portrayed the somalians as a bunch of idiots. In reality, it was argued, they were not cut down so easily.

I had to laugh, because this poor little girl had never seen how poorly trained and unorganized people fought. Even watching the terrorist "training" videos has to make a fellow laugh. Nothing beats watching a guy bust into a room with an AK-47 and spray an entire mag with the homeboy stance hitting a target a couple of feet away once or twice.

Drop a company of professional soldiers in the place and they would rack up a serious body count in short order.  

Not only a dupe, but an ARFCOM CLASSIC.

How did I miss this one the first time?

Taggity-do for home.............

The classic. The "RPG Fo'tay" complete with cape for effect.

Quoted: Where is that? Detroit?

Close...Gary, Indiana.

Quoted: The classic. The "RPG Fo'tay" complete with cape for effect.

Is that the combat radio they use to call in arty support?

(in front of him on the ground)

Quoted: This pair is executing the difficult "Phat Bammer Swagger" shooting stance. Note the deceptive use of pink clam diggers and brogues with no socks while his partner sports a snappy complementary orange and blue combo.

Also note the ubertactical yellow two-way radio for instant communication, situational awareness, and updates wid' da  hommies.

i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/jwayne_777/training.jpg

Must be the new airsoft body armor.

A few of the classics...

I had a big thread on why we screwed up over there.


I take it ALLLLLL back!