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Posted: 3/8/2006 7:26:49 AM EDT
So, my wifes friend (The massouse) is moving in for a while. No big deal really. She's been moving in some of her stuff the past few days, she doesnt have alot so I didnt even notice it. In fact, I havent even SEEN it. I hear shes moving stuff in, but didnt see anything. I didnt think anything of it until today......
My reloading setup is downstairs. I recieved a package in the mail and went to add it to my little reloading setup and lo and behold, what do I find?    This obviously will have to be addressed. 
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Posted: 3/8/2006 7:27:54 AM EDT
[#1]
OHHHHH SNAP
Just don't go Yanni on her ... |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 7:28:46 AM EDT
[#2]
I should haul all the stuff out to the range and put a few holes in it, then just set it all back like it was..... 
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Posted: 3/8/2006 7:29:31 AM EDT
[#3]
Why do women disrespect men's stuff ALL THE TIME but God help us if we do the same to their shit?
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Posted: 3/8/2006 7:30:02 AM EDT
[#4]
Holy houseguest Batman!
That's more than a "alot". |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 7:30:40 AM EDT
[#5]
No no no no!
That's disrespect ing a man |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 7:32:36 AM EDT
[#6]
Unacceptable.
Tell her she will have to burn her shit now because the stuff you reload with can cause vag cancer. |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 7:33:55 AM EDT
[#7]
Is she hot? Might be worth it for the menage a trois  |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 7:36:36 AM EDT
[#8]
Somebodys gonna die. That is just unfuckinacceptable.
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Posted: 3/8/2006 7:38:11 AM EDT
[#9]
Fish and houseguests both stink after 3 days....
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Posted: 3/8/2006 7:39:11 AM EDT
[#10]
Shes pretty easy on the eyes, yes.  |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 8:04:37 AM EDT
[#11]
It's a flat surface with empty space - what do you expect, she's just doing what's normal.
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Posted: 3/8/2006 8:12:17 AM EDT
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You're obviously working with a "blank slate" here. Take the opportunity and bring her over to our side.
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Posted: 3/8/2006 8:13:47 AM EDT
[#13]
I thought it was just my wife..... 
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Posted: 3/8/2006 8:20:19 AM EDT
[#14]
Ohhhh.........that shit won't fly, she owes you now, and ............i'd hit it by the way.
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Posted: 3/8/2006 8:35:44 AM EDT
[#15]
Nope, mine too!
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Posted: 3/8/2006 8:44:07 AM EDT
[#16]
It's a female revenge thing!
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Posted: 3/8/2006 8:49:47 AM EDT
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Man...if that was my reloading bench...I'd take her shit outisde and burn it. Right now. No kidding.
Set a match to it. Then toss her ass out. My reloading bench is like a sacred shrine. It's a holy place. Geeez.
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:08:46 AM EDT
[#18]
Let calmer minds prevail. Just give her some boundaries, along with a few idle threats while cleaning your favorite M-4.
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Posted: 3/8/2006 9:57:22 AM EDT
[#19]
Oh shit!
no no no no... aw naw she did'nt... argh yes she did! I'd be all about requiring payback for this major infraction! I mean, I want massage. NOW. and later too. Fuck yeah, massage every day, 2-3 times... Till I foget how you disrespected and defaced my altar of holy ammunition! Oh man, I might even require happy endings to cope with my emotional distress. FUCK!!@ Now my friend, go forth and do what smart men do. Stick it in her pooper and post pics. Seriously, more pics please! 
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Posted: 3/8/2006 10:01:58 AM EDT
[#20]
I had something similar happen once.
Easiest way to deal with it is to explain that the bottles of EXPLOSIVES are only dangerous when people stack shit on top of them. Usually all it takes. |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 10:03:36 AM EDT
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O
W N E D  |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 10:04:10 AM EDT
[#22]
Put it in garbage bags and in the middle of the night place them in her car.
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Posted: 3/8/2006 10:04:11 AM EDT
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C'mon guys... There is a beautiful opportunity here! Don't blow it with M4s or Explosives talk... she a massouse for fuck sake!! And easy on the eyes from what I gather... I'd, well, I'm just totally deviant like that and this situation would be a whole hell of alot of fun for me. In fact, I'm downright jealous! |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 10:15:54 AM EDT
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It is a good situation. You come home from work after having a shitty day and the house guest can work out some of the tension built up in your muscles before you go upstairs to your wife. Wife gets a calm husband to be loved by. You get free massages from a cute women... Expose her to the EBR Syndrome and let life go on. A different pic might be a good idea. Just to keep your little ones faces off the interweb... |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 10:24:14 AM EDT
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Specop_007: If that is the only problem you have with the wifey, your troubles are over. Most of my problems are much more serious.
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Posted: 3/8/2006 10:36:00 AM EDT
[#26]
Wish her luck next time she goes through airport screening.
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Posted: 3/8/2006 10:58:23 AM EDT
[#27]
 Have no fear my Arfcom brethen. Adapt, Improvise and Overcome. These are the rules we as men must live by. I'm currently busy improvising and overcoming, but rest assured an update will follow later. |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 11:38:20 AM EDT
[#28]
I hope it feels great.
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Posted: 3/8/2006 11:47:39 AM EDT
[#29]
Not just no, but HELL NO!
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Posted: 3/8/2006 11:49:39 AM EDT
[#30]
That should cost at least two Happy Endings.
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