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Posted: 3/17/2006 6:25:18 AM EDT
Man severs own penis, throws it at officers
March 17, 2006 BY ERIC HERMAN Staff Reporter Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis. Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody. "We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District. Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further. Fik, who lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak. He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said. Police arrived on Fik's block at 8:20 a.m. Wednesday after receiving reports he was smashing car windows, Dolan said. Fik then broke into a house down the block. A group of six or seven officers assembled in front of the house, Dolan said. The occupants were not home, he added. Fik was bleeding when the officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan said. "At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said. Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said. Dolan sneaked to the side of the bungalow's front steps and stunned Fik with the Taser. Fik fought back when officers went to restrain him, Dolan said. "About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said. Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works. "As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said. |
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Call me crazy - but I suspect that crystal meth abuse MAY have been involved somewhere along the line.
I know, it's a wild idea.... |
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Libtard moment>Yeah, what this man needs is some understanding and compassion, not ridicule!<Libtard moment now over.
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I'll take the Crystal Meth Abuse for 200 Alex. |
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Except for the knife throwing bit, i'd be laughing to hard to apprehend the guy.
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Sometimes I leave it at home, so it doesn't get me in trouble.. |
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If I had to start cutting off body parts to throw at the Popo, my hog would be my last choice.
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If I was one of those cops, I would have kicked the severed unit down a storm drain... "Oooopps, how clumsy of me". "Looks like you'll be squatting to piss from now on fella".
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Well, I thought I might be missing something after reading the title, but that pretty much covers it...
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Chicago huh, i think mayor Daley needs to ban the penis---for the kids, this type of thing is getting out of hand
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Other than the fact that they were probably laughing too hard, why was this guy not ventilated at this point? |
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Illegals come to America to sever their body parts that Americans don't want to sever.
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This is the last thing I'd ever expect to be reading about on my birthday...
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...or PCP. |
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Can you imagine his surprise when he sobers up?
"Did I cut off my dick yesterday?" *looks under sheets* "I thought I felt a draft." |
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Thanks! |
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In Mesa Az the situation would have ended a bit differently....with the perp full of multiple gunshot wounds and the "organ" fed to one fo the K9s......and rightly so!!!
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Just for laughs, I would've put it in a hot dog bun & gave it back to him.
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Drugs had nothing to do with this i bet it was something much more dangerous called the bible! Dont you guys read the news? This kinda shit happens all the time. Some religious nut reads the part of the bible that says "when a part of your body causes you to sin cut it off! if your right hand causes you to sin cut it off, it is better to enter heavan without a hand than to be thrown into hell with your whole body" I'm not kidding here, a lot of the cases like this involve a wacko who read the bible then did this out of guilt cause "sex and lust is evil" there was even a case in Canada where a man after watching the movie "the passion" cut off his joystick then ran through the streets yelling "sinners repent!" well i guess to call him crazy is wrong after all he's just doing what God told him to do, no?
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It does sound like something a trustee of modern chemistry would do, don't it?? |
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Beat me to, it. +1 |
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Well, I for one feel proud and thankful that my hard earned tax money was spent on the successful reattachment surgery. Money well spent.
They should have reattached it to some Lesbo who would have appreciated it more. |
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