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Posted: 11/1/2006 8:01:54 PM EDT

im in the checkout line at the pricechopper and about 3 lanes down this spanish chick and a white chick start arguing.the spanish chick was a big girl(Tall,thick) pretty face nice hair.the white chick was skinny shorter all ghettoed out hat on backwords,all the hoe makeup some writing across her ass,an all dat shit haha.well they started getting really loud,hands in the air,fingers pointing down in a pecking a pecking motion. i heard (fuck you you fat hoe)and (owl beat dat ass you fucking chicken head)and then they started to fight,SHIT! you had to see them go.when guys fight you see a lot off punches thrown when chicks fight shit goes flying,i mean purses,clothes,hats,grocerys,hair all shit from there purses the cart went fuckin flying it was fucking insane and of course everyones shitting there pants.they where screaming some pretty cool shit too. ""you fat fucking cunt"chicken head this and chicken head that it was awsome.then some grocery store personnal and security came running to break it up and almost got there asses kicked too.those chicks could fight!they didnt want to quit either.they wanted to fight each other and the whole store too.there asking people what ther problem is and the skanky white bitch looks at me and says "what da fuck you looking at muthafucka"off course me being the pussy i am ducked behind some old lady,putting some distance between us.I was hoping to see some tits but they had"hoodies" on.so after all that excitement i got home with my double stuffed oreos and thought.......WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHICKEN HEAD?i called my nephew who is up on the lingo and he said''unc, a chicken head is a girl that sucks a lot of cock".so's i gots ta sees two ckickn headed hoes throw some shit down,yo.

Posted: 11/1/2006 8:02:28 PM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
im in the checkout line at the pricechopper and about 3 lanes down this spanish chick and a white chick start arguing.the spanish chick was a big girl(Tall,thick) pretty face nice hair.the white chick was skinny shorter all ghettoed out hat on backwords,all the hoe makeup some writing across her ass,an all dat shit haha.well they started getting really loud,hands in the air,fingers pointing down in a pecking a pecking motion. i heard (fuck you you fat hoe)and (owl beat dat ass you fucking chicken head)and then they started to fight,SHIT! you had to see them go.when guys fight you see a lot off punches thrown when chicks fight shit goes flying,i mean purses,clothes,hats,grocerys,hair all shit from there purses the cart went fuckin flying it was fucking insane and of course everyones shitting there pants.they where screaming some pretty cool shit too. ""you fat fucking cunt"chicken head this and chicken head that it was awsome.then some grocery store personnal and security came running to break it up and almost got there asses kicked too.those chicks could fight!they didnt want to quit either.they wanted to fight each other and the whole store too.there asking people what ther problem is and the skanky white bitch looks at me and says "what da fuck you looking at muthafucka"off course me being the pussy i am ducked behind some old lady,putting some distance between us.I was hoping to see some tits but they had"hoodies" on.so after all that excitement i got home with my double stuffed oreos and thought.......WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHICKEN HEAD?i called my nephew who is up on the lingo and he said''unc, a chicken head is a girl that sucks a lot of cock".so's i gots ta sees two ckickn headed hoes throw some shit down,yo.

Posted: 11/1/2006 8:04:26 PM EDT

[#2]

You should be an author.

Posted: 11/1/2006 8:05:12 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
im in the checkout line at the pricechopper and about 3 lanes down this spanish chick and a white chick start arguing.the spanish chick was a big girl(Tall,thick) pretty face nice hair.the white chick was skinny shorter all ghettoed out hat on backwords,all the hoe makeup some writing across her ass,an all dat shit haha.well they started getting really loud,hands in the air,fingers pointing down in a pecking a pecking motion. i heard (fuck you you fat hoe)and (owl beat dat ass you fucking chicken head)and then they started to fight,SHIT! you had to see them go.when guys fight you see a lot off punches thrown when chicks fight shit goes flying,i mean purses,clothes,hats,grocerys,hair all shit from there purses the cart went fuckin flying it was fucking insane and of course everyones shitting there pants.they where screaming some pretty cool shit too. ""you fat fucking cunt"chicken head this and chicken head that it was awsome.then some grocery store personnal and security came running to break it up and almost got there asses kicked too.those chicks could fight!they didnt want to quit either.they wanted to fight each other and the whole
store too.there asking people what ther problem is and the skanky white bitch looks at me and says "what da fuck you looking at muthafucka"off course me being the pussy i am ducked behind some old lady,putting some distance between us.I was hoping to see some tits but they had"hoodies" on.so after all that excitement i got home with my double stuffed oreos and thought.......WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHICKEN HEAD?i called my nephew who is up on the lingo and he said''unc, a chicken head is a girl that sucks a lot of cock".so's i gots ta sees two ckickn headed hoes throw some shit down,yo.

everytime you start a topic, its always some retarded story that noone cares about. stop wasting the bandwidth.

Posted: 11/1/2006 8:06:19 PM EDT

[#4]

decaf.

Posted: 11/1/2006 8:07:32 PM EDT

[#5]

Are you kidding me? I love this guys writing; it's like boomhauer on meth.

Posted: 11/1/2006 8:07:37 PM EDT

[#6]

oooooooooo cat fight.....yeah baby!

Posted: 11/1/2006 8:08:11 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:
im in the checkout line at the pricechopper and about 3 lanes down this spanish chick and a white chick start arguing.the spanish chick was a big girl(Tall,thick) pretty face nice hair.the white chick was skinny shorter all ghettoed out hat on backwords,all the hoe makeup some writing across her ass,an all dat shit haha.well they started getting really loud,hands in the air,fingers pointing down in a pecking a pecking motion. i heard (fuck you you fat hoe)and (owl beat dat ass you fucking chicken head)and then they started to fight,SHIT! you had to see them go.when guys fight you see a lot off punches thrown when chicks fight shit goes flying,i mean purses,clothes,hats,grocerys,hair all shit from there purses the cart went fuckin flying it was fucking insane and of course everyones shitting there pants.they where screaming some pretty cool shit too. ""you fat fucking cunt"chicken head this and chicken head that it was awsome.then some grocery store personnal and security came running to break it up and almost got there asses kicked too.those chicks could fight!they didnt want to quit either.they wanted to fight each other and the whole
store too.there asking people what ther problem is and the skanky white bitch looks at me and says "what da fuck you looking at muthafucka"off course me being the pussy i am ducked behind some old lady,putting some distance between us.I was hoping to see some tits but they had"hoodies" on.so after all that excitement i got home with my double stuffed oreos and thought.......WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHICKEN HEAD?i called my nephew who is up on the lingo and he said''unc, a chicken head is a girl that sucks a lot of cock".so's i gots ta sees two ckickn headed hoes throw some shit down,yo.

everytime you start a topic, its always some retarded story that noone cares about. stop wasting the bandwidth.

i was just sharing my day to day adventures.i thuoght perhaps some one would be entertained.

Posted: 11/1/2006 8:09:15 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

everytime you start a topic, its always some retarded story that noone cares about. stop wasting the bandwidth.

Then why do you click on his threads and reply to them?

Posted: 11/1/2006 8:09:21 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Are you kidding me? I love this guys writing; it's like boomhauer on meth.

Posted: 11/1/2006 8:11:35 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Are you kidding me? I love this guys writing; it's like boomhauer on meth.

It is hilarious. It has to be a troll account though.

Posted: 11/1/2006 8:14:00 PM EDT

[#11]

Sweet story!

Posted: 11/1/2006 8:14:26 PM EDT

[#12]

the spanish chick was kinda hot for a big girl,as a matter of fact the whole scene gave me a semi,that is until the the wig-ett threatened to kick my ball up into my abdomin

Posted: 11/1/2006 8:14:27 PM EDT

[#13]

I like his posts.

Posted: 11/1/2006 8:16:22 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Are you kidding me? I love this guys writing; it's like boomhauer on meth.

It is hilarious. It has to be a troll account though.

no troll account.just one mans stuggle to maintain sanity.

Posted: 11/1/2006 8:16:50 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
i was just sharing my day to day adventures.i thuoght perhaps some one would be entertained.

Well, next time you have a thuoght, please entertain us again. I can't buy comedy like this.

Posted: 11/1/2006 8:18:29 PM EDT

[#16]

I never liked "stream of conciousness" writing much

Posted: 11/1/2006 8:18:46 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Are you kidding me? I love this guys writing; it's like boomhauer on meth.

Posted: 11/1/2006 8:20:13 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
I like his posts.

+1
Where else are you going to find out what the definition of a "chicken head" is?

Posted: 11/1/2006 8:21:18 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
I like his posts.

+1

for those that don't, don't read his threads and don't post in them

Posted: 11/1/2006 8:25:54 PM EDT

[#20]

Where can I find one of these "chickenheads"?

Posted: 11/1/2006 8:32:25 PM EDT

[#21]

Heck, feel free to post your interesting stories. NOt like there's much to look at anyway.

...however, paragraph's are your friend.

HH

Posted: 11/1/2006 8:37:28 PM EDT

[#22]

Chicks these days are getting more and more physically violent, thanks to the Fems for telling them they were exactly like men and should be "empowered."

Posted: 11/1/2006 8:41:31 PM EDT

[#23]

I liked it too !!!!

Posted: 11/1/2006 8:42:18 PM EDT

[#24]

That is the funniest thing I have heard for awhile.
Thanks, I needed that.

Posted: 11/1/2006 8:49:46 PM EDT

[#25]

Not a bad story but dude ya' gotta use paragraphs.

Posted: 11/1/2006 9:15:21 PM EDT

[#26]

you should've pantsd both of them... and then gotten them drunk and wiped your dick in their hair! oh yeah!

this guy's stories are great

Posted: 11/1/2006 9:16:28 PM EDT

[#27]

Very entertaining. I've seen chick fights where they end up going through large plate glass windows and chit. chick fights are nasty! You did well to use the tactical geriatric barricade.

Posted: 11/1/2006 9:21:37 PM EDT

[#28]

LMAO that is awesome, good visual writing for such a short story.

You made me actually LOL.

Posted: 11/1/2006 9:23:48 PM EDT

[#29]

I just had to laugh out loud after reading the first post. Gawd....some of the people on this website make me laugh!!!!

ARCAPTN

Posted: 11/1/2006 9:27:55 PM EDT

[#30]

If you don't use paragraphs you are going to get stuck in Iraq.

Posted: 11/1/2006 9:29:45 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
If you don't use paragraphs you are going to get stuck in Iraq.

Uh, that would be "Irak". Duh.

Posted: 11/1/2006 9:49:48 PM EDT

[#32]

LOL...."chickenhead"...that's goin' in my file for future name calling. fits in nicely, right before MarkM's "dirtshooter".

and DUCKDOG.....great avatar!!!!!

Posted: 11/1/2006 9:56:30 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Are you kidding me? I love this guys writing; it's like boomhauer on meth.

Posted: 11/1/2006 10:03:53 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Are you kidding me? I love this guys writing; it's like boomhauer on meth.

Posted: 11/1/2006 10:07:26 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I like his posts.

+1
Where else are you going to find out what the definition of a "chicken head" is?

www.urbandictionary.com

Don't be 40+ years old without it.

Posted: 11/1/2006 10:09:10 PM EDT

[#36]

This is a most excellent thread.

Posted: 11/1/2006 10:42:51 PM EDT

[#37]

This has got to be Wave's troll account.

Dude, you should start a series. "Tales Of The City" or something.

These are great!

Posted: 11/1/2006 10:45:11 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
the spanish chick was kinda hot for a big girl,as a matter of fact the whole scene gave me a semi,that is until the the wig-ett threatened to kick my ball up into my abdomin

So how did she find out you only had one ball?

Posted: 11/1/2006 10:45:17 PM EDT

[#39]

Posted: 11/1/2006 11:08:37 PM EDT

[#40]

Were you wearing a belt, and were there donuts involved?

Posted: 11/1/2006 11:17:58 PM EDT

[#41]

I am a dumb newb but thought it was funny. Now I know what a chicken head is.

Posted: 11/1/2006 11:29:19 PM EDT

[#42]

Dear Mr. ronmann,

I liked your story very much. Please keep them coming.

And also like someone here already said: "You're gonna get stuck in Irak if you don't use paragraphs!"

See, pargraphs make your stories easier to read and digest. Therefore, the stories become much more entertaining and interesting.

A loyal fan in Virginia

Posted: 11/1/2006 11:37:50 PM EDT

[#43]

Click here to hear Kramer on catfights: www.dreams2.com/seinfeld/Kramer%20-%20Catfight.mp3

Posted: 11/2/2006 12:00:23 AM EDT

[#44]

Ok....

Posted: 11/2/2006 12:00:31 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:

everytime you start a topic, its always some retarded story that noone cares about. stop wasting the bandwidth.

i was just sharing my day to day adventures.i thuoght perhaps some one would be entertained.

We might be entertain if we could read the stupid thing. If you could use BASIC capitalization and punctuation, we would actually READ and perhaps enjoy your posts.

As it is - you sound like a MORON.

Posted: 11/2/2006 1:37:32 AM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:
im in the checkout line at the pricechopper and about 3 lanes down this spanish chick and a white chick start arguing.the spanish chick was a big girl(Tall,thick) pretty face nice hair.the white chick was skinny shorter all ghettoed out hat on backwords,all the hoe makeup some writing across her ass,an all dat shit haha.well they started getting really loud,hands in the air,fingers pointing down in a pecking a pecking motion. i heard (fuck you you fat hoe)and (owl beat dat ass you fucking chicken head)and then they started to fight,SHIT! you had to see them go.when guys fight you see a lot off punches thrown when chicks fight shit goes flying,i mean purses,clothes,hats,grocerys,hair all shit from there purses the cart went fuckin flying it was fucking insane and of course everyones shitting there pants.they where screaming some pretty cool shit too. ""you fat fucking cunt"chicken head this and chicken head that it was awsome.then some grocery store personnal and security came running to break it up and almost got there asses kicked too.those chicks could fight!they didnt want to quit either.they wanted to fight each other and the whole
store too.there asking people what ther problem is and the skanky white bitch looks at me and says "what da fuck you looking at muthafucka"off course me being the pussy i am ducked behind some old lady,putting some distance between us.I was hoping to see some tits but they had"hoodies" on.so after all that excitement i got home with my double stuffed oreos and thought.......WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHICKEN HEAD?i called my nephew who is up on the lingo and he said''unc, a chicken head is a girl that sucks a lot of cock".so's i gots ta sees two ckickn headed hoes throw some shit down,yo.

everytime you start a topic, its always some retarded story that noone cares about. stop wasting the bandwidth.

i was just sharing my day to day adventures.i thuoght perhaps some one would be entertained.

and I was. share on.