Wife and I carved pumpkins tonight - Is my pumpkin ARFCOM approved?

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Posted: 10/11/2007 11:00:20 PM EDT

Here's my wife's, did a great job, and sketched it herself...

And mine........

Now that the pumpkins are done if I could just get her to make me a burger, I would be set!

Posted: 10/11/2007 11:02:42 PM EDT

[#1]

Suck up.

Posted: 10/11/2007 11:11:02 PM EDT

[#2]

Sometime in the next week from OP: "So, I just got raided by the ATF for having an unregistered FA pumpkin..."

Posted: 10/11/2007 11:13:26 PM EDT

[#3]

Awesome.

Posted: 10/11/2007 11:18:28 PM EDT

[#4]

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Quoted:
Suck up.

Posted: 10/11/2007 11:33:09 PM EDT

[#5]

LOLZ!

Posted: 10/11/2007 11:36:35 PM EDT

[#6]

Posted: 10/11/2007 11:37:04 PM EDT

[#7]

No ACOG and no rails on the front handguard -3 j/k

Good Job!

Posted: 10/12/2007 3:34:55 AM EDT

[#8]

It is October 12th

You may be suffering from premature o-jack-o-lantern

Posted: 10/12/2007 3:36:11 AM EDT

[#9]

You realize your carved pumpkins will be rotting globs of orange goo long before the 31st, right?

Posted: 10/12/2007 4:19:27 AM EDT

[#10]

Guns dont kill people, pumpkins with carved out guns kill people.

Posted: 10/12/2007 4:20:38 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
You realize your carved pumpkins will be rotting globs of orange goo long before the 31st, right?

Refrigerator. Use it.

Posted: 10/12/2007 4:35:18 AM EDT

[#12]

COOL!!!!

Posted: 10/12/2007 4:41:49 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You realize your carved pumpkins will be rotting globs of orange goo long before the 31st, right?

Refrigerator. Use it.

You must have one hell of a fridge, and why carve a pumpkin only to stuff it in your fridge?

Stoop.

Posted: 10/12/2007 4:43:58 AM EDT

[#14]

You should try and put the bolt face logo on the other side.

Posted: 10/12/2007 4:45:44 AM EDT

[#15]

so meone needs to do a boltface symbol one.

Posted: 10/12/2007 4:47:55 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
You realize your carved pumpkins will be rotting globs of orange goo long before the 31st, right?

Apply vasaline to all the cut surfaces. It slows down the loss of moisture and helps the pumpkin last much longer. It just uses lots of vasaline.

Posted: 10/12/2007 4:55:50 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You realize your carved pumpkins will be rotting globs of orange goo long before the 31st, right?

Apply vasaline to all the cut surfaces. It slows down the loss of moisture and helps the pumpkin last much longer. It just uses lots of vasaline.

As a bonus, if you leave the seeds and pulp inside when you do this, it will serve not only as a decoration, but a sex toy as well.*

*Statement only applies to arfcommers living in mom's basement and those who are married but not getting any. So probably 90% of GD.

Posted: 10/12/2007 4:56:59 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You realize your carved pumpkins will be rotting globs of orange goo long before the 31st, right?

Refrigerator. Use it.

You must have one hell of a fridge, and why carve a pumpkin only to stuff it in your fridge?

Stoop.

Nah, I just stick it in the beer fridge out on the back porch when I leave for the day. Pumpkin only needs to be out when i'm home.

Posted: 10/12/2007 7:52:17 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You realize your carved pumpkins will be rotting globs of orange goo long before the 31st, right?

Apply vasaline to all the cut surfaces. It slows down the loss of moisture and helps the pumpkin last much longer. It just uses lots of vasaline.

As a bonus, if you leave the seeds and pulp inside when you do this, it will serve not only as a decoration, but a sex toy as well.*

*Statement only applies to arfcommers living in mom's basement and those who are married but not getting any. So probably 90% of GD.

Posted: 10/12/2007 7:57:37 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

i121.photobucket.com/albums/o233/codybrons/pumpkin2.jpg

i121.photobucket.com/albums/o233/codybrons/pumpkin3.jpg

There is no penis, you fail!

Posted: 10/12/2007 9:11:52 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You realize your carved pumpkins will be rotting globs of orange goo long before the 31st, right?

Apply vasaline to all the cut surfaces. It slows down the loss of moisture and helps the pumpkin last much longer. It just uses lots of vasaline.

As a bonus, if you leave the seeds and pulp inside when you do this, it will serve not only as a decoration, but a sex toy as well.*

*Statement only applies to arfcommers living in mom's basement and those who are married but not getting any. So probably 90% of GD.